Chiang Mai self drive holiday (day 1) Sayuri massage
Had 7 days holiday. Tried to figure out how to kill the 7 days. Bored of CP, Zhuhai, Yangon, sick of BKK and AC. Searched around Air Asia fare, decided on Chiang Mai with ladies as supplementary fun in mind. Have not been here for at least 4 years. Bought AA ticket to KL to see a friend for a night, and then KL to CM. KL-CM ticket was still so cheap about 400 ringgits only even booked just a few days before departure.
I rented a small car, and one big warning, CM is not a quiet town with all these trees and ancient temples, and people strolling with cold refreshing air. The traffic is horrendous. The city roads are jammed packed with cars, sontel buses, tuk tuks, and million of motorcycles. I regret driving a car myself, my blood pressure must have shot up to 200. And with motorcycles 2 cm from you, you must have some strong stomach.
My last visit about 4 years ago, I thought CM was hectic, but now the traffic and the air quality is totally atrocious, I got some allergic sinus problem after 2 days, had to buy a thick mask from pharmacy when walking out. And crossing major streets also takes some guts, it's almost like crossing roads in Ho Chi Minh.
But Chiang Mai has many good value hotel. First night I stayed at Orchid, only 1500 for a nice room. I drove to Sayuri about 7PM.
Before I walked in, I asked some Thai guys the price, the left side of fish tank is 1300, and right side 1000. There were about 15 girls, but non can be called cute. The place was packed with Thai guys, taking all the seats, so I stood there and papasans do not bother you at all. The girl turn around rate is very high, Thai guys must have very short sessions, because I stand and sit altogether about 45 min, I saw many girls gone and came back already.
Finally picked one from 1300 pool, and turned out to be a mommy, with some baby stretches. She wanted tip for BBBJ, and session was really ordinary, so was BBBJ. 200 tip which she asked herself.
Later drove to the moat and parked. Walked along Loi Kroh bars back and forth 2 times, did not see one single doable one. My day is finished.
Chiang Mai self drive holiday (day 2) Chiang Mai Hill massage
Woke up so early had breakfast and checked out hotel. Drove around and visited 2 major city temples. Then went to a travel agent to see if any interesting optional half day tours. I ended up joining a Thai cooking lesson in the afternoon. Only 600 bahts with 4 students that day and the cooking teacher taught us 3 basic Thai dish. We also ate what we cooked ourselves, didn't taste too good. But the teacher ended up making us a nice meal before finishing the class.
Later that day I explored another massage at Phucome, but selection was so bad I drove to nearby Chiang Mai Hill Hotel massage. About 10 girls, small shop, price 1600 on the left and 1300 on the right. Nothing fancy in the fish tank, but decided on one big tit girl from 1600 side.
This girl won't do BBBJ, even offering tip, so the session did not go too well, ended up doing a HJ. No tip, papasan very friendly. The selection was quite small, and more expensive than Sayuri for their upper rank girls.
Drove to town and found the famous Spotlight gogo, the whole place was dead with about 3-4 customers at 10 PM, and several very fat ladies dancing, and 2-3 mediocre girls trying to get lady drinks from all of us, I left after 1 drink.
I moved on to my second hotel Chiang Mai Plaza. 1200 bahts for a nice room, another good deal. I walked around and found many karaokes, but I can sense it's all rip off. Did not try. Walked around night bazaar and finished the night.
Chiang Mai self drive holiday (day 3) to Lampang
decided to get out of chiang mai, but did not know where, intended to to chiang rai but after a wrong turn ended up on the cm-lampang high way, so decided to go ahead to lampang, a short drive.
but the road has some very trecherous and dangerous sections. one time a speeding thai blue bus was rolling down hill at top speed on a curb, and almost hit me on the side, probably missed me by 15 cm, these thai buses must be going down 150 km / hr or more even on down hill curbs. these thai bus and truck drivers have no regard for other people's lives, remember that when you drive in thailand, so you will beef up your defense.
i have been to lampang one time before about 7-8 years ago on transit. it was nice quiet town. drove around looking for a hotel, found many decided to stay pin hotel, only 600 bahts for a big room.
i asked the bell boy about places for fun, he told me there is entertainment complex with discos, karaoke, and massage. tipped him 50 bahts for the info and direction. i went to the entertainment complex, it is very close to the night market on the main road. there are a few pubs and some karaoke girls sitting down stair sofa in the lobby next to the pub, i asked them if i can skip karaoke and take girls out for fun, but the boy concierge said most girls only sing and i need to go up and drink and ask them myself. too much trouble so i skipped, but i found out there is a massage place in the same building, there was a stair in the back.
so i went in, a small fish bowl place. 3 in fish tank and 2 side line. no one was attractive, but decided to take a sideline 1600. again the girl is a mommy with sagging tits, but face was okay. service was alright and very friendly, need a hj to finish. i can tell this place gets very little business. the papasan told me they only have 5-6 girls now. i guess thats how big the market is in lampang.
after the session, went to the building lobby, more girls were sitting down stairs, all of them karaoke girls. 2-3 doable ones, but again need to do your karaoke process before you have a chance of taking them out. that was my night.
Chiang Mai self drive holiday (day 4) to Lampang
Decided to stay extra night in Lampang, switched hotel to Tipchang hotel. Basic room for 700 close to entertainment complex. 3 min walk. Drove to see some temples in the city and relaxed in the river bar for a few drinks.
Went to entertainment complex again. Saw these karaoke girls again on the first floor but did not feel tempted to go. Went to disco, saw a few possible freelancers. Talked to a few, including one doable one came with another girl. Definitely in the game, bought them some drinks, but music too loud, she told me she call me after disco.
I went into the same massage again, but exactly the same lineup, so did not take. Walked to 7/11 and the girl called me wanted to see me. I walked back to hotel and she came. She is definitely part time worker even she is a student. Every where in Thailand even in this tiny town, there are always freelancers in the disco pubs, nice country.
Good sex, good BBBJ, even said if I don't like condom I can take it off, I did not, and no money discussed until the end. She asked me for some tip, I intentionally gave her 1000 to see her reaction, she kind of frowned, and asked me another 500, I gave her. It was good sex compared to previous days.
She ended up staying in my room until about 6AM and asked me to drive her home, that was lousy, she said she had to go back her room prepare to go school. Crap, I got lost on the way back. 7 min drive to her place, took me 30 min to arrive back in hotel.
Bad experiences with couples massage in Chiang Mai – Any Recommendations Please?
My Thai wife and I live in Chiang Mai.
A few weeks ago my wife decided that she would like to experience for the first time in her life an oil massage and that it would be more enjoyable if we went as a couple.
Not a sex massage but something a little risqué, both my wife and I prefer to be massaged in the nude that would be exciting for me to watch and perhaps enhance our marriage by sharing this experience together.
Prefer something not cheapo but reasonably priced. Not interested in the ripoff over priced spas that can charge up to 3500 baht each per hour.
First we tried a spa located in Hang Dong. Package included sauna 20 minutes, body scrub 1 hour and oil massage 1 hour. Cost 1200 baht each. The premises were superb, all private rooms with doors that made my wife feel secure and comfortable, had no complaints about that. The massage ladies were middle aged, jolly and really went out their way to make the event an enjoyable experience. Problem was that during the body scrub we were split up into separate rooms and I had to argue the point that we wished to be together during the oil massage. So the massage ladies took us downstairs to a double room. Although my wife and I wanted to be nude we still ended up having loads of towels wrapped around us which really took away the risqué part and some of the pleasure and thrill.
The following week we tried another spa / massage parlour in the town. Body scrub 350 baht 1 hour, oil massage 350 baht 1 hour. Again a private room with door but the premises was a bit of a dump and the shower had no hot water located in a cockroach infested bathroom. The massage ladies I can only describe as old hags in they're 50s maybe older. This time they not only wrapped us up in towels but also some sort of blanket made of course curtain material. After the body scrub and an ice cold shower they began the oil massage. Same thing, lots of towels and wrap around material. During the massage a man opened the door and walked in. He appeared to be the owner and gave the women instructions of where to go for their next job. This really spoilt the enjoyment for my wife. By this time I had had enough and was counting the minutes to the end.
A few days later we tried an oil massage located on the ground floor of a well known large hotel in Chiang Mai. Oil massage 2 hours 700 baht each. Nice clean premises but no private rooms for couples and only a curtain instead of doors.
2 middle aged women walked in. The lady assigned to massage my wife seemed to have no interest at all and had a facial expression that could sink a thousand ships. She wrapped my wife in towels and concentrated on massaging her arms and feet. My massage lady was OK with me, she let me throw off the towels and was not shy as she placed her hands around my balls, which was quite enjoyable. After an hour and 10 minutes the ladies said they wanted to go and wash their hands, then disappeared for 15 minutes. They came back finished the massage and that was that. Totally boring, the massage was crap and a waste of time.
The annoying part to all of it was that although I gave clear instructions to what we wanted, was agreed and they said no problem, they still ended up doing things their way. It was like being massaged by Nuns, so prim and proper, boring and nothing interesting considering what they are charging for this service.
There are scores of the cheapo massage parlours in Chiang Mai, but these are mostly geared up for men and happy endings, or do not have the facilities for a male and female couple.
So can any of you out there in Chiang Mai recommend a suitable massage parlour that can accommodate a couple? Reasonably priced, somewhere that doesn't require a bank loan for a 2 hour package and a little bit risqué not too prim and proper.
Thanks,
Arthur
Chiang Mai Massage Parlours for HJs
These days you would be hard pushed to find a Chiang Mai massage parlour that does not give hand jobs. It`s easier to enquire; which massage parlours don`t do hand jobs?
Now even the establishments that were in the past the most stringent of legit massage parlours will oblige with a happy ending.
This all came about within the last couple of years as the Chiang Mai tourist industry dwindled and these entertainment establishments such as massage parlours became desperate to maintain they're incomes and stay in business.
The massage women, most are plain looking and in the 35s up bracket although there are some far and between young lookers, began doing hand jobs as an additional service of the standard oil massage to earn extra income.
All this may sound great, but there are drawbacks.
Many of the massage parlours have become known as the happy ending parlours and the actual massage has become secondary. Once inside these places the woman's sole life ambition becomes to obtain as much money from the customer in the shortest possible time.
Usually she has her hands around the guy's genitals within the first 3 minutes and if the guy reacts as he should, then the woman begins the bartering process. You want? Yes; how much you tip me? Or she may hold up her fingers if the woman thinks her conversation maybe over heard. She will try it on according to how naïve and gullible she considers the customer to be. This is a big turn off for me.
Some will ask for 1000 baht plus the massage fee. Others will try they're luck at 500 baht. But I never go above 300 baht for the hand relief plus whatever the price of the massage. Take it or leave it I say. So far only a couple has refused and insisted on more.
These women can be extremely insistent and not except no for an answer. It can be like being locked in a room with a high pressure salesman. The favourite line is; you are my first customer today, please give me good tip or business no good, you be kind, OK?
There have been times when I have been in and out of a massage parlour within 20 minutes flat. Cost 250 baht for the so called 1 hour massage and 300 baht for the hand job.
Most of the women seem to want to get it over with a. S. A. P and insist on not touching them. The woman sits facing the customer about knee distance, just enough so that the guy is not able to reach her if he happens to get a bit amorous. They seem to have 10 foot long arms and body well out of reach. Just quick and easy money for them.
Over time I have become bored with it and have been searching for something more adventurous but can`t seem to find this in Chiang Mai.
The Chiang Mai bar scene is pretty grim.
The good stuff was all moved to Chiang Mai land some years ago. Take a look outside and you will see all the girls of your dreams. Problem is those bars are reserved for the elite and not for me and the rest of the peasants who can't afford them.