Rio de Janeiro Reports

[QUOTE=Funkignitor]Exactly this moron Lorenzo is saying how beautiful she is after she calling Rio's swinest on mongers for no damn reason. This Lorenzo is obviously buttsore for some unknown reason about this topic.

AS for this iceberg slim clown, get a clue ok? I am hating? That is the dumbest backwards azz type mentallity I have ever read. This nasty bitcch is trying to get people locked the fuk up and all your simple ass can say is I am hating? Go back to listening to lil wayne and stfu.[/QUOTE]
Before you start calling people morons, consider taking a course in Remedial English so that you can at least express your drivel in a coherent and intelligible manner. You and your sidekick JohnnyBraz can engage in all the ad hominem attacks you want (although I'm sure neither of you have the slightest idea what that term means), but neither of you have addressed the substance of what I said.

[QUOTE=Funkignitor]What a nerd go back to your school teaching job you male teacher. Your buttsore about this situation for some unknown reason.[/QUOTE]Lorenzo, this poser, Funk, probably has never been to Brasil. And I'm sure he could not get a decent girl to put up with is ignorant, small minded self. He is just looking for attention.

Again, thanks for your report. It reminds us how far some girls will go to keep their claws into a guy they know is good.

Funk, show us how ignorant and petty some guys can be.

Come to think of it, Auda and Funk would make a nice couple.

I'm finished with this fool.

[QUOTE=Funkignitor]What a nerd go back to your school teaching job you male teacher. Your buttsore about this situation for some unknown reason.[/QUOTE]The comments that JohnnyBraz and you made had nothing to do about warning the members of this board about a scam. You guys made derogatory juvenile comments strictly about the looks of the GDP in the photo. Not sure what you were trying to achieve. Other then get a laugh. Which didn't happen.

To each his own when it comes to his taste in women. If you don't like what you see in a photo, close it and move on. There are plenty of other photos for you to look at on this website. If you have important info that will help fellow mongers here stay clear of trouble. Post it.

Otherwise. Can we get off this topic? I have found this site to be a great resource for my new hobby and will post a detailed report of my past recent trips when I return from Rio in a few weeks. The reports, maps and advice that can be found here is invaluable. These juvenile comments not so much.

[QUOTE=Funkignitor]What a nerd go back to your school teaching job you male teacher. Your buttsore about this situation for some unknown reason.[/QUOTE]
Can we maybe move this to a new thread and get back to what the forum is here for? The info from the story has gone and now all thats left is the personal abuse. Funny though some of it may be, its not the reason why the vast majority of people are here.

Well, I am gonna take the challenge today, 1 girl on each floor. I didnt do any girls yesterday, so I should be all set.

Chris H

[QUOTE=Chris H]Well, I am gonna take the challenge today, 1 girl on each floor. I didnt do any girls yesterday, so I should be all set.

Chris H[/QUOTE]What's the BA 85 challenge?

[QUOTE=Pelongera]What's the BA 85 challenge?[/QUOTE]

1 girl on each floor..............

I failed...not even close to reaching the goal o 5 girls, 1 on each floor. I could only do 2 girls, 1 from floor 2 and 1 from floor 3.


Chris H

[QUOTE=Chris H]I failed...not even close to reaching the goal o 5 girls, 1 on each floor. I could only do 2 girls, 1 from floor 2 and 1 from floor 3.
Chris H[/QUOTE]
It's harder than it sounds, isn't it? When I first started going to VM I was delighted when I managed 3 or 4 girls in the same number of hours. I've since managed to beat that record but there's a lot of choice, especially on a good night. With BA the claustrophobia kicks in a bit with me and I don't think I've ever done more than a couple. It's too tempting to nip round the corner to Uru24 or Rua Carioca and see what's on offer. But I'm sure it must be doable. Start early in the day and carry on till the peak time girls arrive and spice things up.

[QUOTE=Chris H]I failed...not even close to reaching the goal o 5 girls, 1 on each floor. I could only do 2 girls, 1 from floor 2 and 1 from floor 3.


Chris H[/QUOTE]

We might have run into each other today.... I was there this afternoon and found that the most doable girls were on the 3rd floor.

[QUOTE=Christopherd]When I first started going to VM I was delighted when I managed 3 or 4 girls in the same number of hours. I've since managed to beat that record but there's a lot of choice, especially on a good night. [/QUOTE]

A lot of choice in VM!? I was there 2 days ago and almost found one, but she aged 10+ years before my eyes.

Was there today around 1:30 pm. I ring the door bell, knock a few times. A brazilian buss. man is using his cell calling the place, and nothing. We look at each other in shock.

We chat briefly, and he tells me that there is another place similar to this one in the building next door. We head over to building 181, and up to the 10th floor. Same deal......what the hell is going in? So we go down stairs to the lobby and he asks the guy in the front desk if he knows whats up. Yep, you got it......police has shut down the massage places in both building as of 5:30 wed. afternoon.

Damn, I really was in the mood to bang Susana. But thats the wonderful thing about this city.......there are still plenty of choices.

So I went to Flamengo, headed torwards Barao do flamengo hotel, called an agency and took care of buss.

[QUOTE=Monger Man]A lot of choice in VM!? I was there 2 days ago and almost found one, but she aged 10+ years before my eyes.[/QUOTE]
You really have to work at it in VM, which is not everyone's cup of tea. The doable/non-doable ration is worse than other places generally. Many of the uglies will be more obviously on display. Many of the better lookers only on at peak times and even then mostly taken. An advantage over other places is sheer quantity - which is the context of my reference to it vs BA. Plus you can walk about unhindered without navigating that tiny staircase.

There have been discussions on the board at various times regarding quality at VM. I posted pictures and I think most agreed that the best women of the bunch were VM not 4x4, but that was only my experiences. Most people will find more doables and faster at 4x4. BA85 is somewhere inbetween (and much cheaper than 4x4 if you want to do four or five!) I think VM is a lot to do with whether you like the atmosphere. If you do, you'll get to know the place and how to get the best from it. If you don't, I suppose there's not much point - stick to the termas or Help.

[i]Hoping it's not stating the obvious - VM is 24/7 but peak times are late evening I reckon, especially Thu to Sat. A good way to find the best girls (apart from luck) is to drink at one bar for quite a while. When the good lookers appear you can try to bag them before the next person does. Bear in mind also some of them are picky (seeing as everyone pays the same, if they are constantly busy they might as well be). I don't mean to infer that I'm young or good looking - I'm not. My Porto and dance skills are pretty average. I never tip. But I have learnt how to pay girls attention to make them feel special - at least in the relatively uncompetitive mongering market.[/i]

[QUOTE=Christopherd] It's too tempting to nip round the corner to Uru24 or Rua Carioca and see what's on offer. But I'm sure it must be doable. Start early in the day and carry on till the peak time girls arrive and spice things up.[/QUOTE]

Whats it like at Uru24, never heard of it? Also what is the best time to hit BA85, peak time for girls?

Thanks Christopherd

[QUOTE=Monger Man]We might have run into each other today.... I was there this afternoon and found that the most doable girls were on the 3rd floor.[/QUOTE]
Yeah you are right,especially that blond with the white on!!!