Bangkok Phnomh Penh and Pattaya trip. Part 3
So I arrived in Pattaya having met the BKK massage lady in Suvarnabhumi and was happy that I had bought her with me.
I have been on and off in Asia for over 30 years but here I was on my cherry trip to Pattaya. Not sure how it got omitted from previous travel plans but it did.
First impressions. Never have I seen so many overweight, chubby, beer bellied guys. Never have I seen so many guys happily parading around some old Thai ladies who presumably look after the old codgers. Everyone, self included was in the monger uniform of tshirt, shorts, slippers, all with the goatee beard thing. Only thing I didn't have that these guys have, is endless tattoos.
Lots of Indian restaurants, more so than Birmingham LOL. Even saw one Indian fella trying to negotiate the baht bus fare. They always try, those guys.
Occasionally there would be a cute girl in a bar or two but for me, didn't see that many. Much much better looking girls in BKK.
First night, my girl gets wet from rain in Walking street. (Sugar baby best bar there, with a good show in Angelwitch). She takes an aspirin and gets an eye allergy. She goes to Banglamoon hospital at 2 am and returns at 7 am with eyes as closed as a Chinamans. Fortunately she's back to normal within a day.
So I was glad I had company. And what a sexual tiger she was. She wanted breakfast lunch and dinner sex. She would give my groin a squeeze now and again as we walked around to see if I had " signal". Or was " low batt". She told me she hadn't had sex for two years, and was clearly making up for it. I was left knackered and was happy to sleep most nights after lots of sexual exercise.
18 coins on Soi Bukhao makes great roast beef and Yorkie pudding, hadn't had that in a long time.
She took 6 days off work to be with me, and was appropriately compensated, but sadly, the place where she worked in Bangkok fired her, as she absent longer than 3 days. She didn't seem to mind.
Overall I didn't see guys having the time of their lives, rather everyone was quietly going on with their business in a town that on the surface, could quickly put you into a death spin of beer and babes where each day merges into the next. Clearly to live there, you need discipline and a plan for your life. Just my observations. Maybe Pattaya grows on you.