Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Mouse1]Stripped off, and as usual had to explain that that was my job, not hers. Into the shower for a soap down (and again had to explain that it was my job to wash her). And received the usual compliments for being hansum man, hung like a horse... .....Now let's see what I can get up (to) after 2 hours sleep and a handful of blue pills! Anyone fancy a beer?[/QUOTE]So your handle "mouse" is a of an ironical one I gather since you couldn't very well choose "horse". LOLShit, I didn't get any "hung like a horse" comment so she may well be totally honest. Well tonight I have an appointment to meet at Suzi Wong some girls at 9PM onwards for maybe 2 hrs. So if you happened to be there we could get introduced. I'll be one in white top, dark smudges under eyes and surrounded by plenty of girls.

[QUOTE=Mick Licker]So your handle "mouse" is a of an ironical one I gather since you couldn't very well choose "horse". LOLShit, I didn't get any "hung like a horse" comment so she may well be totally honest. Well tonight I have an appointment to meet at Suzi Wong some girls at 9PM onwards for maybe 2 hrs. So if you happened to be there we could get introduced. I'll be one in white top, dark smudges under eyes and surrounded by plenty of girls.[/QUOTE]Yessss, 'hung like a mouse' doesn't have the same ring to it.That would have been good, but made the mistake(!) of phoning an old friend, and she is in my shower right now...Picture in gallery.

[QUOTE=Kuratla]Fully dressed, we kissed again and left for downstairs. I paid my bill, booked her again for the near future and said goodbye.[/QUOTE]You forgot to say whether you enjoyed it or not... LOL

[QUOTE=Mouse1]"Arai kan nak kan nah?" Yeah, right. That as well...[/QUOTE]It means "what the bloody hell is going on?" but a bit more poliite.Last night met Mr D at Suzi Wong (not sure of his handle). Strangely he had been to see Yok that day, but was not "mouse1". So a bit of queueing was going on. He said that Yok reminded him of Amazon women of Brazil (in being rather strong) and that perhaps this type of work was a special calling for her LOL.

[QUOTE=Alroy] I knew something special had happened. At the end she took the money without looking at what I gave, respectful and shy. I could have probably walked away without paying her as she seemed completely unconcerned about payment. I gave her a 500B tip which somehow seems really lame now but that was what I had at the time. I hope that she felt that it was as good as I did. [/QUOTE]The minimum tip is 1500 Baht, so I trust you meant an additional 500. Its not that lame as probably only a few customers would tip over 2000 Baht (for fear of spoiling the girls' expectations), even though you certainly get your money's worth and then some. Its much better value than taking bar girls for ST in general.

[QUOTE=Alroy]The minimum tip is 1500 Baht, so I trust you meant an additional 500. Its not that lame as probably only a few customers would tip over 2000 Baht (for fear of spoiling the girls' expectations), even though you certainly get your money's worth and then some. Its much better value than taking bar girls for ST in general.[/QUOTE]Yes I meant in addition to the 1500 which she had to explain by showing me her fiver fingers three times.

Hi Guys,Visiting BKK for the first time. Shall be staying at the Royal Parkview - Sukhumvit, can you suggest any massage parlours nearby.One more question, lets say a massage for 2 hours, is just a 1 pop massage, or it is more than 1, and that the session is not over untill the 2 hours are finished, i.e. any number of pops.

Tarawadee:Good food, very helpful papasan (whose advice I didn't follow), cute waitresses. Pricing follows a color code and goes from 2700 in 5 steps up to 5200 and 6200 for the sideliners. I was considering one of them, really very beautiful, but she was picked when I had made up my mind. Another of the beauties was prebooked... so I finally opted for a 2700.She turned out to be a tissue girl: She was going for a condom to begin the bj, which I refused, and then she used a tissue every 15 secs. After a lucklaster session, I asked her for a massage, which I interrupted pretty quickly because she had no clue what she was doing.My mistakes: In a fancy restaurant, you don't eat a hamburger. And you listen to the sommelier when choosing the wine.

Pronounced: Tar-rar-wa-dee I believe.Didn't go to Tarawadee for quite a while.Canyon and I went to Utopia first. A couple of nice looking girls in a reasonable lineup but no absolute stunners at the time. Prices have increased by 100 Baht over my Soapies report prices. Number "000" apparently has gone to America now. Pity because when I saw her face and body once on my way out, my jaw just dropped. She was that stunning.We decided to check out Tarawadee. Got off the taxi on opposite side of Pattana-garn road and crossed over on the pedestrian overpass.Firstly we went in the right hand door which I quickly remembered was the door to the spa. Wrong door. Back to the centre door.Quite a lot of girls at about 5.00PM or 5.30PM? Canyon really took his time and every time he mentioned anything about some girl to me, the mamasan overhearing was trying to jump to the conclusion that he wished to choose that girl.So my advice to punters: "Don't ask questions about or mention any girl other than the one you are really keen on"You can ask then if "all natural" or silicone etc?The bad news: there is now 500 Baht Farang surcharge.Prices start at 2200 for V section + 500 for Farangs. Many other price categories: 2700, 3200, and up.Canyon chose a girl that I only avoided due to similar look to ex-GF. I chose a very slim but not short "dingk dong" all natural (no nose job) girl Miss B whose face reminded me of TV star "Marsha" but whose body and voice was more like "Champagne X".She was into enjoying herself as had not had an orgasm for 1 month she claimed. Was possibly a little bit tight for me (no baby) but still had a good time.On the way out saw a D class girl who was stunning. She was being perused by "Centaurus" who coincidently I had just met at SW bar the previous night. He was slightly upset when informed that the girl was already per-booked and could not go with him. But based on her looks I believed that it was true.This thing happens quite commonly.I noted her name and number as I would be willing to take the punt on her high price another day.At this point I met papasan Oscar who remembered me well from long gone days at Mona Lisa.Had a nice dinner at Giotto's Lodge and then we were going to Suzi Wong bar but Canyon too tired now (jet lag was rolling in) and I was getting too tired (too much mongering and not enough sleep) LOL.

[b]Infinity JC Patpong[/b] is located next to the Montien Hotel at Thanon Surawong. Went here for the first time to check it out. Fishbowl had about 20 gals at the time I arrived (21h). Choose for a voluptuous lady who had the biggest natural nehneh I ever saw on a Thai lady. She was very friendly but hardly spoke any English. Told me that her father was Chinese; she herself didn't know one word of Mandarin however.The service was very good I must say, did not expect this. She started with applying the vacuum cleaner without raincoat followed by other great things and finished with the vacuum cleaner again. Shower and bath followed after this session (luckily I had a shower before coming here).Costs: 2500Bht (probably the farang/khaek/chaek/yippon/... rate).RTF: think so.

[QUOTE=Mick Licker]Yes I think you Englishmen can afford to be a bit generous because the pound exchanges for a huge number of Baht.[/QUOTE]We wish - in actual fact the pound is at the weakest it has been for years. One pound only gets you 55 baht whereas a year ago it was nearer 70. Its the Americans who are laughing at the moment with the dollar being so strong.

[QUOTE=Mick Licker]Yes I think you Englishmen can afford to be a bit generous because the pound exchanges for a huge number of Baht.[/QUOTE]I'll back up Gamahucher on this one, as a Scotsman though, thanks very much. On my trip last month, the Baht to Sterling rate dropped 9 Baht in the space of a week via ATM withdrawls. Even still, good value for money! No complaints.

[QUOTE=Satrai2000]Costs: 2500Bht (probably the farang/khaek/chaek/yippon/... rate).[/QUOTE]I was always quoted 1900B, but very explicitly only if clearly coming without a tout anywhere close. If one of those guys bring you there or if you greet them while you enter, you'll get quoted more.

[QUOTE=Mouse1]Seriously, I think the room / bed is just not big enough for it to be a pleasurable experience.But I'm sure it wouldn't be a problem in principle. Go there, talk to mamasan and explain your needs, and go for a takeaway service in your hotel room. Then (and most importantly) post a report.It will cost you 4000 Bht +, which is a comparable price to Eden Club, for a potentially comparable service.[/QUOTE]I am seriously considering trying out a two girl experience next week. If I do, I'll post about it and see how it compares with just one. I also think that the limited room may be a bit of an issue. But we'll see.

[QUOTE=Mick Licker]Pronounced: Tar-rar-wa-dee I believe.Didn't go to Tarawadee for quite a while.....I chose a very slim but not short "dingk dong" all natural (no nose job) girl Miss B whose face reminded me of TV star "Marsha" but whose body and voice was more like "Champagne X".She was into enjoying herself as had not had an orgasm for 1 month she claimed. Was possibly a little bit tight for me (no baby) but still had a good time.....[/QUOTE]Same girl as I took at tarawadee the other day. Today I bumped into her at "Klong Praem" prison.We both were there visiting someone.No problem to recognise that naughty face in civies and she recognised me very quicklt too of course.Due to being with someone myself, all she got out of me was a big smile.