Nairobi

[QUOTE=Afaire; 1279816]Just back from Mtwapa. The place was cool, but probably due to low season, I have not seen really beautiful girls. Lots of fat.

Now in Nairobi, I took a slim beautiful girl from Madhouse (lots of fat there too). Gave her 1500 for a shirt time, she was quiet angry and tried to get more but I didn't give up. Decided not to go back.

I switched on to Tagged. I was quiet surprised by the low reply rate, given the fact I'm 30 and not bad looking at all. Met several girls, but had sex only with one of them. 2 of them didn't want to make love and another 3. I didn't want to. Decided to forget about Tagged, 'cause many of the girls look beautiful on the photos but not in the real life, lots of time and money lost for nothing.

Today switched to a street hunting. I target only beautiful girls in uptown / downtown. Up to now: Approached 1 beauty who turned out to be an air hostess, she didn't seem to be interested at all. Two other girls just snobbed me in a really bad way. I was polite. Many girls just walk with a 'don't bother me' look and don't smile back. Kind of surprised. I will continue anyway.

I would appreciate if someone gave advice on where and how it's better to approach girls in Nairobi during DAYTIME, up to 9pm. The fact is night hunting is not for me.

By the way, uptown / downtown seem to be secure untill 11pm, I've never taken a taxi. Hope nothing bad will happen.

If someone wants to join my street hunting, just pm me.[/QUOTE]I usually take phone #'s in night and than meet them during day time. Most of the time I will collect 10 phone #'s and used it for next couple of weeks. During day time the charges are low but they are more chances of no show.

[QUOTE=Afaire; 1280328]Coalburner69 and John Palmer,

Thanks for your advice. I think I've been misleaded by some posts about how easy it's to get non-pros in Nairobi.

Today I continued my quest, one more girl snobbed me (I start to hate it) , the second one was nice, we had a tea but she was too shy to do anything so I quit. And the only one who was really nice and also beautiful turned out to be from Rwanda. I'm meeting her tomorrow.

By the way she said she really doesn't like Kenya, she said these are people without heart. She told me to go to Rwanda, Tanzania or Uganda.

So I think I will probably follow your advice. But I don't know if I can fly to uganda from kenya without a yellow fever certificate.

So, you are saying women are sweeter and nicer in Uganda? I know, Africa is not for romantic people, but since one month in Kenya I really start to feel some kind of hunger for tenderness.[/QUOTE]So what I gather from this post is that you are looking for a non-pro, well there are plenty. But a non pro will not jump in to bed with every guy that smiles at her. Rejection happens anywhere, you are probably two times the age of the girl that snobbed you. You should accept that. It will most likely happen in the rest of the East African countries. Hell even a pro would probably snobb you given how cheap the men here are. I can personally spot a cheap guy within minutes of sighting. About your rwandese girl, what is she doing here if she hates it so much here. You can not expect to find romance here when you are willing to jump in bed on the first date, it goes both ways. I would assume you are a man working girl and treat you as such. Unless I have known you for a while on the internet. When you have a connection with a Kenyan girl, you will have the best romance and sex you can ever get. So if you can't handle rejection, go to florida and be willing to part with a few thousand, then you will recieve fake "tenderness".

[QUOTE=Addis Alem; 1280494]Weird guy hitting in women on main street gets snubbed. Well. What do you expect? You seem to think you are god's gift to woman-kind. Maybe, just maybe, the women you are hassling have full lives and don't want to be bothered by some guy when they are trying to go about their business.

Grow up.

This message applies to a lot of guys on this board. Is it easier to pick up women in East Africa compared to the States or Europe? Yes. Are there numerous reasons for this? Yes. Does that mean that every woman you think is sexy enough is immediately going to go back to your cheap hotel room and give you a blow job? [blue][Racial Epithet (s) Deleted by Admin][/blue]

[b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]This report was edited in accordance with the Forum's Zero Tolerance policy regarding reports containing [u]racial epithets[/u]. [/blue][/QUOTE]Thank you Addis Alem, for telling it as it is.

[QUOTE=Wambomilly;1280806]Thank you Addis Alem, for telling it as it is.[/QUOTE]Telling it as it is? Stick to what you both know. This isn't the fucking Kibera thread.

[QUOTE=Coalburner69;1280935]Telling it as it is? Stick to what you both know. This isn't the fucking Kibera thread.[/QUOTE]So you are going to call this the kibera thread just because we told you the plain truth? If that makes you feel better then by all means call it whatever you want. The message remains the same.

Flew in to Nairobbery yesterday.

Kenya Comfort Hotel better value than Chester House. I got the "superior" (how?) room with AC and Flat screen, although its the usual cack on the TV to watch.

Rooms noisy from the street. Next time I'm going to ask for room 605 its away from street and bigger than rest.

Next to the Kenya Comfort is a large 24hr supermarket with a phone shop attached. Got a safaricom sim and airtime for pennies. Bought a 250mb data pack as well, but can't make it work on my smartphone. Ah well.

Took a look round Koinange Street, pretty quiet on Sunday, Simmers very quiet early in the evening. Went on the Sabina Joy, near the national archives on Tom Mboya street.

Its been described as a bar-come-brothel, which is a bit generous as its a brothel-cum-brothel really. As ever the hookers are loud, aggressive and paw customers a lot, so watch your valuables. In fact leave your valuables at home.

Ho's line the corridors up to the 2nd floor grabbing at customers as they pass. Drunken Kenyans stumble around. The music is loud. The whole place smells of [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url].

Took a twenty year old sweet looker, with nice titties, didn't catch her name Poolish or something. Thinking I could bring other girls back I paid 700 for the "nice" rooms "for the night", which were hellish, makes me wonder how bad the short time rooms (250ks) were. Sink and taps were without water. In fact the whole building was without water hence the aromas I guess.

Poolish offered shorttime for 1, 000 ks, or "everything" for 2, 000, keen to findout what everything was I paid extra. Turns out its a blow job and massage extra. Blow jobs are not common in Africa. Probably because of the stinky nature of unwashed african cocks. So don't take it personal if she doesn't gobble.

I was too tired to make it too Black Diamonds afterwards, my original plan, so I stopped in at Simmers for a nightcap. Met Ivonne who looked good had nice hair etc, age 23, she asked a laughable 5, 000 for long time, I countered with 1, 000 and she acted offended. I should have left her there, but we agreed on massage and sex for 2, 000 (its my first night I know the real price is closer to 1, 000 but I was exhausted and needed her services.) As it was later in the evening plenty of other agressive dangerous looking street girls were circling the roads outside Simmers. When we got back to Comfort. They checked her EyeDee (sorry the website spelling nazi changes it if I type I'd) and signed her in etc. Then the games started. Actually she was good in the shower, we had a good penetrative fuck, but then she started the upsell for the massage and I knew she wasn't going to provide any value whatsover. As we had agreed a previous price I was pissed with her, I said 1500 for services rendered, then she wouldn't leave the room, just stood around naked on the phone talking to her friends etc. Finally I got cross threw her clothes out the room and told her to leave.

No avail. She stayed. Naked, yapping on the phone. Weird plan I thought. The room phone didn't work for hotel security, so I figured "Fuck it we're arguing over £3", so I showed her the 2k and and she got dressed and left, cursing my cheapness. I'm a bad man, apparently. She was a waste of effort in my opinion, no photos unfortunately, just avoid a girl with big hair called Ivonne who claims to have a job in wine and drinks industry from Simmers as she is part Hoe, part con artist, all upseller and truly believes her bony ass is worth 5, 000 shillings a pop.

Ah well, better luck tonight, off to find a steakhouse called Porterhouse (google it if you want to know more) load up on red meat (you know why) and off to Black Diamonds to get something a little more submissive than last nights effort. I'm thinking this should be a big titty night.

[QUOTE=Biffa; 1281104]Flew in to Nairobbery yesterday.

Kenya Comfort Hotel better value than Chester House. I got the "superior" (how?) room with AC and Flat screen, although its the usual cack on the TV to watch.

Rooms noisy from the street. Next time I'm going to ask for room 605 its away from street and bigger than rest.

Next to the Kenya Comfort is a large 24hr supermarket with a phone shop attached. Got a safaricom sim and airtime for pennies. Bought a 250mb data pack as well, but can't make it work on my smartphone. Ah well.

Took a look round Koinange Street, pretty quiet on Sunday, Simmers very quiet early in the evening. Went on the Sabina Joy, near the national archives on Tom Mboya street.

Its been described as a bar-come-brothel, which is a bit generous as its a brothel-cum-brothel really. As ever the hookers are loud, aggressive and paw customers a lot, so watch your valuables. In fact leave your valuables at home.

Ho's line the corridors up to the 2nd floor grabbing at customers as they pass. Drunken Kenyans stumble around. The music is loud. The whole place smells of [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url].

Took a twenty year old sweet looker, with nice titties, didn't catch her name Poolish or something. Thinking I could bring other girls back I paid 700 for the "nice" rooms "for the night", which were hellish, makes me wonder how bad the short time rooms (250ks) were. Sink and taps were without water. In fact the whole building was without water hence the aromas I guess.

Poolish offered shorttime for 1, 000 ks, or "everything" for 2, 000, keen to findout what everything was I paid extra. Turns out its a blow job and massage extra. Blow jobs are not common in Africa. Probably because of the stinky nature of unwashed african cocks. So don't take it personal if she doesn't gobble.

I was too tired to make it too Black Diamonds afterwards, my original plan, so I stopped in at Simmers for a nightcap. Met Ivonne who looked good had nice hair etc, age 23, she asked a laughable 5, 000 for long time, I countered with 1, 000 and she acted offended. I should have left her there, but we agreed on massage and sex for 2, 000 (its my first night I know the real price is closer to 1, 000 but I was exhausted and needed her services.) As it was later in the evening plenty of other agressive dangerous looking street girls were circling the roads outside Simmers. When we got back to Comfort. They checked her EyeDee (sorry the website spelling nazi changes it if I type I'd) and signed her in etc. Then the games started. Actually she was good in the shower, we had a good penetrative fuck, but then she started the upsell for the massage and I knew she wasn't going to provide any value whatsover. As we had agreed a previous price I was pissed with her, I said 1500 for services rendered, then she wouldn't leave the room, just stood around naked on the phone talking to her friends etc. Finally I got cross threw her clothes out the room and told her to leave.

No avail. She stayed. Naked, yapping on the phone. Weird plan I thought. The room phone didn't work for hotel security, so I figured "Fuck it we're arguing over £3", so I showed her the 2k and and she got dressed and left, cursing my cheapness. I'm a bad man, apparently. She was a waste of effort in my opinion, no photos unfortunately, just avoid a girl with big hair called Ivonne who claims to have a job in wine and drinks industry from Simmers as she is part Hoe, part con artist, all upseller and truly believes her bony ass is worth 5, 000 shillings a pop.

Ah well, better luck tonight, off to find a steakhouse called Porterhouse (google it if you want to know more) load up on red meat (you know why) and off to Black Diamonds to get something a little more submissive than last nights effort. I'm thinking this should be a big titty night.[/QUOTE]The steakhouse was shit.

[QUOTE=Biffa; 1281104]Flew in to Nairobbery yesterday.

Kenya Comfort Hotel better value than Chester House. I got the "superior" (how?) room with AC and Flat screen, although its the usual cack on the TV to watch.

Be a big titty night.[/QUOTE]Did you actually go to Sabina Joy? Can't remember the last time I was there. Must have been 19.

1st of, don't go there. That is the lowest form of mongering you can get in Nairobi. There are quite a bit of safer options. Kes. 2,000 was a rip off there. That's what you'd pay for a girl from Simmers.

I'm Kenyan yes, and I have been around all these places. But from your posts, I can see you know your way around.

[QUOTE=Wambomilly;1281025]So you are going to call this the kibera thread just because we told you the plain truth? If that makes you feel better then by all means call it whatever you want. The message remains the same.[/QUOTE]Wambomilly.

Kindly read the guidelines of this website. Its not a dating site, period. If that is what you want there are many alternatives for that. This is a forum where men are looking after women for sex. Whether there are emotions or not. I have not come across any member here who states he's after love.

I read a previous thread where you stated you are a woman (a kenyan). Stop posting about how men in this site are cheap. Are you soliciting for business or what? Why should I pay more if all I want is to get laid. Mind you its a free market. Or else you can establish your own website to advice fellow women how they will get some rich men. Otherwise you are addressing the wrong audience.

[QUOTE=Spartan KE; 1281220]Did you actually go to Sabina Joy? Can't remember the last time I was there. Must have been 19.

1st of, don't go there. That is the lowest form of mongering you can get in Nairobi. There are quite a bit of safer options. Kes. 2,000 was a rip off there. That's what you'd pay for a girl from Simmers.

I'm Kenyan yes, and I have been around all these places. But from your posts, I can see you know your way around.[/QUOTE]Actually yes, twice. First time got the nice but dim Poolish or whatever her name was, second time end of last night, it wasn't so full of ladies (well females anyway).

Last nights fun. After the grim steak at the porterhouse (avoid, its crap) I went out to Black Diamonds in Westlands around 9pm on a Monday. After a bit of humour with the taxi driver (a 24 carat idiot) we found the place. It was stone dead. Obviously. So after a quick beer I walked to Havana bar, much more fun, maybe less mongering, a couple of european backpacking trustafarians, I kicked back, watched some footy, then glory be, I ordered a steak which turned out to be decent, recognisably steak like and pretty tasty.

Still I'm on a mission and can't deviate, so after a couple more tusker malts I headed back to Black Diamonds to see if it livened up a bit. Nope. A bit busier, but still moon like atmosphere.

Went back to my village-idiot taxi driver who was waiting outside. He said he knew a strip joint. I said lets go. Somehow he got on the wrong side of the flyover from Ngara, and we crossed the entire flyover on the wrong side flashing the oncoming traffic. That my friends is the true Africa.

We got to the Lido strip bar somewhere near kirinyaga road, sorry wasn't taking notes as the trauma of the journey hadn't worn off yet.

Actually the girls were hot. The stripper pole was strong enough to accommodate the largest elephant-assed stripper I've ever seen, nice to see bbw african booty shaking its stuff, thats a sight worth seeing. Though they didn't actualy get naked. Private rooms were 3, 000 short time which seems a lot so I gave it a miss.

Taxi driver said it was quiet Monday, so returned to Sabina Joy, looked round, decided there was no Joy and went to, where else, Simmers.

Its like every night I try and avoid the place, every night I end up there. WTF?

Then my luck changed started chatting to a lovely named Rebecca. 19 we hit it off, and took her to the hotel, excellent performance and no attitude, which was nice. Big shapely titties, although there was the usual childbearing damage.

Tonight? Who knows. I have a loaded cock and I'm not afaid to use it.

[QUOTE=Wambomilly;1281025]So you are going to call this the kibera thread just because we told you the plain truth? If that makes you feel better then by all means call it whatever you want. The message remains the same.[/QUOTE]Clearly this one flew over your head.

If there was any "message" to Addis Alem's rant, it was clearly lost among the insults. Same can be said about your posts.

[QUOTE=Rookie25; 1281407]Wambomilly.

Kindly read the guidelines of this website. Its not a dating site, period. If that is what you want there are many alternatives for that. This is a forum where men are looking after women for sex. Whether there are emotions or not. I have not come across any member here who states he's after love.

I read a previous thread where you stated you are a woman (a kenyan). Stop posting about how men in this site are cheap. Are you soliciting for business or what? Why should I pay more if all I want is to get laid. Mind you its a free market. Or else you can establish your own website to advice fellow women how they will get some rich men. Otherwise you are addressing the wrong audience.[/QUOTE]As you clearly know I'm not after love, (Lord knows this would be the last place to find it) I was soliciting for business but unfortunately this is not the right place for my standard. Nevertheless I can still coment and say whatever I want, if you don't want to read it then you don't have to, but in the guidelines, I did not see any rule that says women can't post here.

I do not need your unsolicited advice for alternative dating sites, I know them very well. I live on them.

[QUOTE=Coalburner69; 1281543]Clearly this one flew over your head.

If there was any "message" to Addis Alem's rant, it was clearly lost among the insults. Same can be said about your posts.[/QUOTE]Maybe Addis Alem chooses to express himself in a different manner but my message, yeah message, and his is the same only I do not use insults, just logic and the obvious truth.

[QUOTE=Biffa;1281519]Tonight? Who knows. I have a loaded cock and I'm not afaid to use it.[/QUOTE]Tuesday nights are really good at Pitcher and Butch. Tell your cab guy to take you to K1. 11pm should be fine. I'm not quite sure if it still gets as packed as it used to. It's on Ojijo Road Westlands and there's a Kahamas there too.

The scene is 60% non-pros and 40% mixed race pros. Knowing the difference will be a challenge.

Have a good one.

[QUOTE=Wambomilly;1281552]Maybe Addis Alem chooses to express himself in a different manner but my message, yeah message, and his is the same only I do not use insults, just logic and the obvious truth.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Wambomilly;1281552]ridiculously cheap.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Wambomilly;1281552]we're not even close to meeting your standards.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Wambomilly;1281552]Hell even a pro would probably snobb you given how cheap the men here are.[/QUOTE]You were saying?