I know about alcohol Captain
[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;2686134]CB.
Alcohol dumbs down sensitivity, makes people feel relaxed, happy. Ecstasy is supposed to make people feel social and happy. The young guys love to go to raves. Lots of girls doped up with Ecstasy, easy to bag.
Beer or wine complements food, as it cleans the palate, makes each bite as tasty as the first one. Chinese clean their palate with tea. They would sit around all morning eating lumps of dim sum washed down with tea.
Lots of people drink to get drunk. A few of my wingmen drink a lot in the bars. One guy drinks a whole bottle of liquor by himself, stumbling on the street, slurred speech, spent 90 minutes in bed with a puta and could not pop. He wasted a night of fun with hot bar girls and his bros. If he drives back across the border and looks drunk, CBP would cuff him and call in CHP to do a DUI test. Big problem if get busted..[/QUOTE]Thanks for the alcohol synopsis El Captain, believe me I know all about it as I am over 50 now and was in the Navy over 20 years, did a lot of drinking in the past. What I was saying is that I do not think it is a good idea to get wasted in the zona as people like to pray on people who are drunk and drugged up. I used to go by myself and I was always a lone wolf so I had to keep myself safe. Believe me I have fucked up before and been robbed by maseros and putas alike when drunk. Getting drunk in a bar in the US is a lot different then in a puta bar in the zona. But hey to each his own, go get drunk and drugged up if you like and see how it goes for you. Not my cup of tea as the Chinese would say. I like to be in control of my senses and myself. To each his own.
Violeta de Morelia, hotel Irma
Friday lunch I pigged out in a AYCE Shabu place with friends over a few beers. A wingman dodged baby sitting Friday night and wanted to go to Tijuana; I obliged.
I felt so full on the way down, had to stop mid way to take a big dump in a burger joint off the freeway. In HK I still felt way too full, not feeling like sucking down more beers, ordered a bottle of orange juice $5,940 ML, which was about 1 quart, or 32 FL ozs, with a glass of ice. It was all natural juice, nice, and good, helped me clear out all the food and beers I had for lunch.
It was not a good night. I was sitting around HK feeling so full and heavy, did not want to do anything. I went to the banos 5 times, dumping out all that food. I was looking for a few HK's favorites and HK was jammed packed with guys and girls Friday night, the hottest girls were very busy. Girls were standing wall to wall, smiling sweetly every time I walked past. Fat Dumb Fuck was there with his huge stomach and stupid grin, but did not attempt to hog the stage and steal the spot light as usual. I was not sure if I could even raise a hard on if I take a girl up.
Chavelas had a few new spinners, looking very cute. By 11 most of the hot girls in HK and Chavelas had been picked up. There were a lot fewer girls but the HK limos were still delivering dozens guys in droves. The line at the door stretched 20 deep and guys were still packing in. The best time to pick up girls in HK with the best selection is between 8-10. After that a lot would go AWOL.
My wingman disappeared with his HK fav, bringing tequila bottles to the hotel room, spent 2 hours screwing her BB with breaks for snacks and 4 shots each. She went back down to the club, walking funny like a crab hehe. She had her fixes for hot sex and strong booze quickly for the night.
Nearing time to go home, I still felt sluggish, unsure of an erection; had to do something to salvage the trip. Went out to the streets but most street girls had gone home. Found tiny Violeta in her middle school plaid skirt with her baby face near hotel Irma, looking like a baby sitter. In bed, scraping my crotch on top pf her hairy crotch produced a huge erection. She was cringing in fear as I tried again and again to penetrate her tight and snug pussy, when fully penetrated she started enjoying sex, groaning, grunting with her arms and legs wrapped tight around my body.
It was delicious pumping her snug pussy while she was writhing in pleasure. I gave her a long, hard session and popped big, a very good, sexy session, far better than with most ornery bar girls. She saved the night.
4/15 over night. Drinks and meseros
Got to the Zona and checked in my hotel. Hit HK about 5 PM. Going to break the report down to a few sections for people who do not like to read whole thing. This post is about some of the issues people complain about.
Change from meseros.
So I been reading people talking about some kind of issues with getting change. I paid more attention than I ever have before. No problem at all. It could be people complained to the bars or it could be they noticed I was checking but every meseros in HK, Tropical and Chicago all carefully showed me the bill I gave them and the change I got back. I know they always do that when I gave them the bill in the past. I have noticed an issue with change in the past but we talking 2 or 3 instances in all the times I been there over the years. I have lots of transactions each night / morning. So 2-3 times in all of those transactions is not bad imo. I have had the same percentage of issues in LOS Angeles area fast food places.
Quality of tequila / spiked drinks.
When I go to the Zona I drink a lot in all the clubs I go. Usually a shot a tequila with lime. Sometimes no lime. Sometimes with orange juice. After 2-3 drinks I get a water either from my room or from one of the local shops as I walk between clubs. I drink a lot of water because it prevents me from getting too drunk but I still get the relaxation from alcohol and fun buzzed feeling. I have done this on big cruise trips with drink package that I start drinking at 9 AM. Drink lots of water and party til 2 AM. I have done this when a friend and I put down an entire bottle of tequila or Johnny Walker together drink lots of water. On this trip April 15/16 I had at the very min 15 shots from HK, Tropical, Chicago and Adelitas. A few girls we had multiple drinks and even got a couple shots from the 3rd floor on Cascadas as we went to room so it was probably closer to 20 shots than 15. It could have been over 20 but not trying to exaggerate or brag just trying to accurately explain how much I drank from so many different places. I stayed up all night. Never went to sleep. I had extra strength vit based energy drink and water. No bad affects from spiked tequila. The 3rd floor cascadas had a different Don Juilio that I drank any where else. It was different. Every where else I asked and was supposed to be served Don Julio reposado. It was definitely not the same tequila all night even when removing the 3rd floor known different tequila from the equation. Still never got sick. Never felt my drinks were spiked. I drank with 4 different girls I had sex with. I drank with 5 girls I did not have sex with and a cool Mexican dude named Victor. No one spiked my drink. No one has ever spiked my drink on multiple visits a year. Over a decade of going to the Zona. In the last 5 years I been drinking the same amount with the heavy water drinking. More into the past I probably drank less and went and passed out some where.
The one thing people may say is bad.
I brought a girl up from Tropical at around 3-4 AM. She rocked my world for a couple hours. After all the sex and shower it was probably closer to 3 hours. A tropical mesero knocked on the door and asked if she was in the room and than said open the door. I thought this was some kind of safety check at first. I have herd they doing this and seen other things to indicate they checking on the girls. When I opened the door he said the girl is supposed to be working and selling beers. I need to buy a bucket of beer or she has to leave. I was showered and ready to move on but this girl had just rocked my world. I would glady buy her a bucket. She seemed she wanted to move on. I think her shift was over. So I said she would leave. At this point all was good. The mesero asked me for a tip. I firmly told him he just interrupted what was a good time for me and if anything he owed me something. He smiled and left. This has happened before at Tropical with a girl who is a kisser but not as fun. I do not see her anymore. After speaking to a couple girls I am friends with they say this kind of event is initiated by the girl. Maybe they just saying that to keep my money in their pockets who knows.
Over my 10 + years.
I have had some issues in the past. When one interacts with people enough times things happen. 2 or 3 times a mesero gave me bad change in the last 5 years. Over 10 years ago an 18 year old HK girl was horrible I got her up to the room. 4 years ago a Adelita girl was on her period. An Adelita mesero charged another person almost $200 for a bottle of what looked like cheap wine. It does not seem like what you complain to the Adelita management about. Overpriced wine. Girl bleeding while having sex. Adelitas does not seem like they care. I still go to Adelitas to look for fun girls. None of the best sexo have come from Adelitas but I have found a few fun girls there. Of the four clubs I go to the most (HK, Tropical, Chicago, and Adelitas) if there was one I would stop going to it would be Adelitas. The other 3 have been relatively good. Chicago does have a strong hustle to make money from its customers. That does seem to have gotten better. It could be because I have found very few girls I like from Chicago since I had my ATF in June 2020 on that magical weekend the clubs were open for a few days.
It sucks people have had bad experiences. It is the unfortunate side effect of dealing with people. We all have bad days and sometimes we end up with bad experiences from another person's bad day and / or bad choices.
My experiences in the Zona have been good for the most part.
Banned words on these forums
Brought this up on the Tropical thread but it should be said here. I think some guys still looking for nice girls in the clubs and I know some nice girls in the clubs thinking they good sex workers. They are not. They maybe can get closer to being a good sex worker but only if we help then understand the gap and how the can bridge the gap.
Ok this probably not the place but it just happened and I do not know the place.
Why is the word block that looks like slots. Watch the Jim Jeffries bit on "slots". When I am looking for a sex worker that is the exact kind of girl I am looking for. I want her to be my little "slot" machine and that is what I am paying for.
Sluts are the best!
On the real look for the video of Jim Jeffries on youtube "I Swear To God: Nice girls" skip to the 2 min mark if you do not enjoy his brand of comedy. I am not as addicted to these kind of girls as Jim is but I agree they totally better in bed than nice girls.
Also question why Big Tech in their super censoring days allow for the word but not the international sex guide *totally confused.
In fact it seems Youtube allows for the word but has since cut the part in the video when he is saying this kind of girl needs a dick bruising the back of her throat. Man I am so worried about 2022 and the future of free speach.
Pedro Thedim has the uncut version with subtitles (Port). Not sure if Youtube censors the Bill Burr version or if the channel owner did.
edit - apparently it is not banned. Not sure why it was being changed to * in my post. Maybe it was a weird bug using preview mode.
HK VIP Card Cost / Value Benefit
You may really have to bear down and do some calculations to see if the card is worth the value. Really the 70% off Monday & Tuesday and free drink every 12 hours are the only solid benefits.
If your stay includes at least 1 night on a Monday or Tuesday then the VIP card easily becomes worth the price.
I believe Tropical Bar also has a VIP card that is cheaper & you could still take HK girls to your room.
Stinky Pussy = infection (not a hygeine factor)
[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;2687385] I got discouraged trying out new HK girls risking foul pussy odors, may have to insist new HK girls to shower and deep clean before the session, or stick with a few known-clean ones. Even nice, clean, good-smelling street girls turn me on red hot sexy in bed, but not foul-smelling HK stars.[/QUOTE]Another entertaining post Captain. Love the humor in your posts.
But I think stinky Pussy is not a reflection of hygiene. I think it is a indication of infection (yeast infection typically).
I remember my good night gal Fannie had stinky P during one visit and I told her to get it checked by a doctor.
She is normally very clean and she too ended up with stinky P once. And the same with another gal.