Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2073990]Started her career at Bongkot and moved to Addict. She was of course A+ at Bongkot, but that does not seem to have continued at Addict.[/QUOTE]She started at Bongkot?? Are you sure? Definitely never saw her there.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2074014]Is this a special case, where negotiation would be needed? LOL Surely her ass has a price (which might be too high).

Looks good in the pic, perhaps too good for Bongkot. I never spotted too many pretty ones there. Is she as nice looking as the pic? O.K. I see the website indicates it is Cheer.

My taste is probably Bell, Kaimook, Smile, and maybe Ivy, going by pics alone (which is an unreliable thing). Many don't look pretty at all.[/QUOTE]My experience at Addict isn't exactly recent, (February or March, I can't remember) but unless things have changed drastically, you'd be correct about the pictures being inaccurate. The pictures all seem to be for mostly the same girls as when I visited, though (I obsessively check the pics of pretty much any shop before I visit). I don't know why I expected them to be more accurate with them all wearing a uniform, but that was my failure of judgement. I guess I thought that meant they'd be more recent, at least. My first experience was delivery. Picked a hot little number (in the picture!) who I was told's ass actually did have a price. There was just no explanation for this level of photoshop witchcraft. They must've taken 15 years off of her. I couldn't even believe my eyes. I sent her packing. Respectfully, of course. My second experience was a visit to the shop itself. I rather naively believed that it couldn't be the case for all of them, (there are a lot of hotties, if one goes by just the pictures) surely one or two of them would have to be at least CLOSE to the picture. Dear god, I was wrong. When I arrived I inquired about a specific gal (unavailable), so (and despite my protests) the mamasan brought out the entire lineup (all in uniform; a nice touch, I'll admit). There were a lot of them. There were at least 25-30 if memory serves (though, it typically doesn't). I honestly was ashamed of my reaction afterwards, though it didn't matter in the moment. I did a real double take (you see it in movies; you never expect it to actually happen to you), almost tripped over myself I spun on my heel so quickly and made a speedy exit. I did make sure to thank them for their time (over my shoulder) as I left, though.

If you go by the pictures (when I visited), you'd expect a bunch of mid-20's, some late 20's, a number of 30's, and maybe a few in their 40's. That was not the case. There were none that did not look AT LEAST 10 years older than me. I'm in my late 20's. I'm very particular about age; I *normally* won't get with someone older than me, but these gals weren't even attractive even ignoring the age factor (my standards might not match yours, I like normal to petite build with a pretty face; I'm typically not too particular about the rest so I can't say I'm overly picky).

My advice would be to stay away if you're looking for lookers. Maybe chance it if experience is your thing? They were all smiling and did look willing at least from a superficial perspective. If someone else has a contrary experience, please share, as no one more than I would like to dismiss this as a freak occurrence not representative of the typical staff.

[QUOTE=TrueBlue666;2074238]My experience at Addict isn't exactly recent, (February or March, I can't remember) but unless things have changed drastically, you'd be correct about the pictures being inaccurate. The pictures all seem to be for mostly the same girls as when I visited, though (I obsessively check the pics of pretty much any shop before I visit). I don't know why I expected them to be more accurate with them all wearing a uniform, but that was my failure of judgement. I guess I thought that meant they'd be more recent, at least. My first experience was delivery. Picked a hot little number (in the picture!) who I was told's ass actually did have a price. There was just no explanation for this level of photoshop witchcraft. They must've taken 15 years off of her. I couldn't even believe my eyes. I sent her packing. Respectfully, of course. My second experience was a visit to the shop itself. I rather naively believed that it couldn't be the case for all of them, (there are a lot of hotties, if one goes by just the pictures) surely one or two of them would have to be at least CLOSE to the picture. Dear god, I was wrong. When I arrived I inquired about a specific gal (unavailable), so (and despite my protests) the mamasan brought out the entire lineup (all in uniform; a nice touch, I'll admit). There were a lot of them. There were at least 25-30 if memory serves (though, it typically doesn't). I honestly was ashamed of my reaction afterwards, though it didn't matter in the moment. I did a real double take (you see it in movies; you never expect it to actually happen to you), almost tripped over myself I spun on my heel so quickly and made a speedy exit. I did make sure to thank them for their time (over my shoulder) as I left, though.

If you go by the pictures (when I visited), you'd expect a bunch of mid-20's, some late 20's, a number of 30's, and maybe a few in their 40's..[/QUOTE]The farang-center MPs are not really where one goes for lookers. Its the fast food tier of the Bangkok sex industry. Its more about convenience and cheap 'flavor', and just like McDonald's, the menu looks totally different than the real thing.

If you want better looking ladies, the Japanese oriented shops are a step above but don't expect the same type of service.

[QUOTE=TrueBlue666;2074238]If you go by the pictures (when I visited), you'd expect a bunch of mid-20's, some late 20's, a number of 30's, and maybe a few in their 40's. That was not the case. There were none that did not look AT LEAST 10 years older than me. I'm in my late 20's. I'm very particular about age; I *normally* won't get with someone older than me, but these gals weren't even attractive even ignoring the age factor (my standards might not match yours, I like normal to petite build with a pretty face; I'm typically not too particular about the rest so I can't say I'm overly picky).

My advice would be to stay away if you're looking for lookers. Maybe chance it if experience is your thing? They were all smiling and did look willing at least from a superficial perspective. If someone else has a contrary experience, please share, as no one more than I would like to dismiss this as a freak occurrence not representative of the typical staff.[/QUOTE]Read the forum, some girls from Addict have been reviewed recently. At least two girls by me and one by Ericswiss. I gave also details about two other girls that were good looking too. The girls I reviewed were both good looking, pictures accurate, aged early twenties and very pleasant to be with during two hours. Every massage shop are using heavily photoshopped pictures of their girls. This is not only in Addict. If you don't want to be disappointed there, go for a girl that have been reviewed on the forum first and if you don't like her you can still have a look at the line up or move on to another location.

[QUOTE=GrandaddyPerp;2074275]The farang-center MPs are not really where one goes for lookers. Its the fast food tier of the Bangkok sex industry. Its more about convenience and cheap 'flavor', and just like McDonald's, the menu looks totally different than the real thing.

If you want better looking ladies, the Japanese oriented shops are a step above but don't expect the same type of service.[/QUOTE]Yes I concur. There are sometimes a few gems but really hard to find. I think for day-time quality, soapies are slightly better. Really avoiding the falang / tourist centric places because that's where the older / fatter girls go to work.

[QUOTE=GrandaddyPerp;2074275]If you want better looking ladies, the Japanese oriented shops are a step above but don't expect the same type of service.[/QUOTE]Curious about these Japanese oriented shops. I had planned to visit Mitu before I leave. Couldn't find any others with decent reviews. Any others stand out to you? I'm more into younger ladies my age and petite. I appreciate your report. Saved me a trip. Don't eat Mcdonalds in America and rather stay away from it in Thailand too.

[QUOTE=ParkVille;2074452]Yes I concur. There are sometimes a few gems but really hard to find. I think for day-time quality, soapies are slightly better. Really avoiding the falang / tourist centric places because that's where the older / fatter girls go to work.[/QUOTE]I am planning my first trip to Thailand this fall and have been reading all the forums.

What is considered the falang / tourist centric places? I am thinking of getting a hotel for a couple of nights in the area of Addict / Mango / Cherry / Snow White etc so most places would be in walking distance. Is there a better area?

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Bogiemaker;2074550]I am planning my first trip to Thailand this fall and have been reading all the forums.

What is considered the falang / tourist centric places? I am thinking of getting a hotel for a couple of nights in the area of Addict / Mango / Cherry / Snow White etc so most places would be in walking distance. Is there a better area?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Since this is your first trip, I want to point out that Bangkok has a pretty great sky train system. The BTS will easily get you into striking distance (short walk of a couple / few blocks) of these places. Addict, Cherry, and Snow white (I don't know w here Mango is), for example, are right near BTS Phrom Phong. This is typically fine because you're normally doing the deed there, not taking a companion back to your place. Using the BTS is super cheap (definitely cheaper than taking a cab) and pretty damned fast. I'd recommend just finding a hotel that is within your standards and near a BTS, which may end with you having a more cost effective and at the same time more comfortable hotel.

Are you not planning on visiting the gogos? I don't think you're really getting the Bangkok experience if you don't visit them at least once. If you are, it'd probably be more worthwhile to be closer to those areas instead (like Nana or SC; if you're close to SC, you're also close to the awesome Terminal 21) because you're typically taking a gal back to your place and it'll save you on either a long walk or cab fare.

I don't want to contradict the other guy, but don't worry too much about what's a tourist area. There are farangs all bloody around Sukhumviit. Most of these places that you're reading about were not designed for locals. I will say that he's probably right about the establishments targeted at the Japaneses, though. There would seem to be more lookers at these places (though honestly, that's totally subjective), but you're also far more likely to have the star fish experience and pay more to boot. You can find "hidden gems" anywhere if you shop around. Just don't settle and let them talk you into accepting someone you're not satisfied with.

[QUOTE=TrueBlue666;2074580]Since this is your first trip <snip>

Are you not planning on visiting the gogos? I don't think you're really getting the Bangkok experience if you don't visit them at least once. If you are, it'd probably be more worthwhile to be closer to those areas instead (like Nana or SC; if you're close to SC, you're also close to the awesome Terminal 21) because you're typically taking a gal back to your place and it'll save you on either a long walk or cab fare.

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[/QUOTE]Thanks for your reply all good info. My current plan is to stay in Bangkok for a couple of days to rest up from the flight then Phuket for 4 or 5 day then Pattaya 4 or 5 days and back to Bangkok before flying home. Flying that far and staying a couple of weeks I want to see and do as much as possible. Never have been real big in taking girls back to the hotel and would rather do the massage or short time at the bar. Gogos are something I want to experience but more to look and enjoy than the sex aspect. Just seems a hassle to me and I am getting too old to chase but I do enjoy the show.

[QUOTE=Bogiemaker;2074550]I am planning my first trip to Thailand this fall and have been reading all the forums.

What is considered the falang / tourist centric places? I am thinking of getting a hotel for a couple of nights in the area of Addict / Mango / Cherry / Snow White etc so most places would be in walking distance. Is there a better area?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]No there is not a better area. Somewhat in this area, I liked the Mermaid Hotel. Good value for money. Even better located was Arize Hotel where my buddy stayed. Perfect for going to nearby Massage places.

I went to Club 102 and to Addict on soi 24, on two different days.

Impressive lineup at 102, but it was Friday evening, I asked the french boss a suggestion on who I should choose, he suggested me three different girls. I choose one, not the best looking of the lineup but very nice, she told me I was her first coustomers of the day.

Good room (bed was enough for a 10 people gangbang, not only for two people), very good massage and sex, one of the best BBBJ I've ever had.

Good lineup at addict but lower quality than 102, but it was Saturday early morning (they open at 10 am), so can't really compare. Room was not so good, bed was small. The girl was pretty, nice and good both massage and sex.

102 is quite more expensive than addict (2700 vs 2000 for one hour) , but I've had a good time in both places.

[QUOTE=OnTheRoad;2074776]
Impressive lineup at 102, but it was Friday evening, I asked the french boss a suggestion on who I should choose, he suggested me three different girls. I choose one, not the best looking of the lineup but very nice, she told me I was her first coustomers of the day.
[/QUOTE]Why are you so easy to please? Obviously he will suggest girls that had no customer yet. All shops try to give the girl who is next in turn. I am so stubborn that I only want to choose the most stunning natural girl, which could turn out bad equally well. Last time in 102 I saw a line up of maybe 15+ girls and passed, and that was nighttime.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2074795]Why are you so easy to please? Obviously he will suggest girls that had no customer yet. All shops try to give the girl who is next in turn. I am so stubborn that I only want to choose the most stunning natural girl, which could turn out bad equally well. Last time in 102 I saw a line up of maybe 15+ girls and passed, and that was nighttime.[/QUOTE]I went there recently and picked a girl who looked really cute / hot. She started to smoke a cigarette so that was -1 point but still worth trying, not a deal breaker. She got up from her chair and I saw she was coated in bruises all over her legs, looks like someone beats the shit out of her daily. So I decided to pass because of how badly bruised she was all over. Since that incident I haven't been interested in going back.

[QUOTE=TrueBlue666;2074580]Addict, Cherry, and Snow white (I don't know w here Mango is), for example, are right near BTS Phrom Phong.[/QUOTE]Mango is in a small alley in soi24, so also bear to BTS Phrom Phong.

Has anyone tried Kita, JJ, Miki, Venus or May at Cherry Massage? Want to go there this weekend.