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[QUOTE=Mike Del; 1240380]Work brought me back to Auckland after a few months away. Happenstance meant an opportunity to see what might be on offer outside the CBD. Two contrasts from the same place. Let's call the first one Ms. IV.[/QUOTE]Mike, it would be a real help to the rest of us if you could identify the place.

Hey there,

I am trying to find a good GFE girl who does BBBJCIM. Any help will be appreciated

[QUOTE=Jackarama; 1250645]Hey there,

I am trying to find a good GFE girl who does BBBJCIM. Any help will be appreciated[/QUOTE]Google is your friend. Deelicious auckland may oblige.

Hey there does anyone know what happend to Harmony. She worked out of a house in Manurewa. She was about 20 quite a big girl and offered BBBJ and cim. I lat saw her about a year ago. Was a good sort.

[QUOTE=BbDownUnder; 1241684]Hey Mike.

I had a very similar experience to you (could have been my report that you wrote).

Was it at the place on Porana Road 42-44? Really bad attitude.

If it wasn't. Won't you let me know so that I can avoid it.

Have waisted enough money on Chinese parlours. Really bad ethics.

Look forward to hearing which parlour it was.[/QUOTE]BbDU / Starfighter. It wasn't an Aisian place. You'll find it in East Tamaki. You'll know which one I'm talking about.

[B][U][I]*WARNING* x19 Dominion Road, Auckland. [/I][/U][/B]

Just had my worst punt in my entire career with "Angie".

[url]http://www.newzealandgirls.co.nz/aucklandgirls/escorts.php?more=17685[/url]

Described on NZG as:

[I][B]"My steamy sensual massage is highly recommended and will make you want more. You can have special fun with my breasts and pearl necklace is also allowed on me. My excellent oral skill is to die for too. Your time with me won't be dull.

I am always eager to please, providing a varied, exciting and enthusiastic service. My feminine and fun company is very enjoyable and memorable. I have talent and skilful hands that can ease all your pain away and my oral service is die for."[/B][/I]

That's just a bad joke. I wish I'd just stayed home, had a wank and set fire to $170 instead.

She's, simply put, utterly useless. She can't massage and can't suck a cock to save herself. I paid for an hour and left after ½ due to total boredom. She was totally disinterested in the task at hand. She takes the term 'starfish' to a whole new level. If you have a necrophilia fetish, she's definitely the girl for you.

Avoid at all costs or it will cost you dearly.

[QUOTE=Fat Tony; 1256431][B][U][I][/I][/U][/B]

Just had my worst punt in my entire career with "Angie".[/QUOTE]Mate Tony that was such a good laugh I got from your post. Sorry to hear about the bad experience. I remember my old days in Auckland (Years ago) when shit like that used to happen to me. Never thought of looking on the internet back then. Better luck next time.

Thanks for the heads up (or in your case. Little head down)

I've honestly almost given up on the Asian WL's. I now pay a little extra and get a whole lot more from their euro competition.

Some of them are now right up there with price 160. 190. Certainly not worth it when you get treated like a piece of shite.

(BTW Nice to see you on the Not-so-Politically-correct Forum. As opposed to the other one we both belong to)

It's been a long time since I was so badly disappointed. It hasn't put me off Asians though because I've found they generally offer much better service than the non-Asians.

[QUOTE=BbDownUnder;1256919](BTW Nice to see you on the Not-so-Politically-correct Forum. As opposed to the other one we both belong to)[/QUOTE]Yep, that place isn't worth the time to visit with all their anti-competition rules. I've still got a few accounts there though for the odd browse but I'd never waste my time placing a review because they just delete them if it doesn't suit their purpose.

Visited Jayjay (nzgirls 18434, and on NZ Herald ads) on Sat in Auckland CBD

Made booking via txt. 2 1/2 hours before hand.

30 min before appt she txtd that she was running late by 10 min.

On arrival (exactly on time) I sent txt and she replied.

Took her another 15 min to get ready.

Now we are 25 min late.

Up I go, and she wastes 10 min answering her phone and apologising to me. 35 min late.

So now I must shower (while she continues to chat on phone) , and then she must shower,

What the hell was she doing the 15 minutes she kept me waiting? (Oh on the phone, of course.) 45 min late.

So to the reason I made the booking. After a couple minutes of more useless running her mouth while I try to get on with something more exciting, she asks me to get up an get her the money. So she gets me started and then interrupts for payment. Brilliant.

I pay her and back to hopefully some cuddle and coitus.

Meanwhile she runs her mouth talking about her busy schedule instead of trying to set the mood.

I am losing interest in her in spite of her physical attractiveness.

Finally I am re-excited and she mounts me.

Oh boy, she is on top holding me and I can't feel a damn thing where it matters.

Because she is hardly moving to apparently protect her smallness from my bigness.

(And I am no giant BTW, just average size when I was 35, now maybe not even.)

Meanwhile she has tissues in both hands to keep from touching the copious KY lube she insisted on using.

OK now we have to change condoms and I get to lose interest again.

Missionary is no better. Can't get into her more than an inch without apparent discomfort on her part.

I put her legs on my shoulders to try and get deep enough for pleasure, but thats no good for her.

Ok, how about doggy.

Don't women have a damn clue on how to fuck any more? Do I have to train them and pay for the opportunity?

I finally get her positioned for doggy and she collapses on the bed.

Now she wants more lube.

OK fine, I finally find a pleasureable position that she's not whining about and she starts clock watching.

You cum? You cum? You cum? You run out of time.

I want to say "SHUT THE FUCK UP IDIOT! You are the reason for the time problem, dickbrain!"

Finally I manage to shut out her whining and finish.

Can she hold still for a minute to let me enjoy it? Hell no."You too heavy."

Bullshit, I am holding my weight off the little whiner (because I am a gentleman in spite of her lack of consideration.)

So off to the shower while she gets on the phone again.

I saw Jayjay before as well. Quite a bit older than advertised (more than the usual advertising stretch). She seemed to try to please me but really has no move in the bedroom and she thought she was pleasant enough to warrant another comeback. With the combination of lack of chemistry, move and look in the bedroom, that wasn't going to happen. A little weird how she kept talking about her driver / uncle as well.

[quote=kiwistickman; 1244392]with family out of the country and a do nothing day in front of me, my thoughts turned to finding some action for middle stump.

trolling through the newspaper looked at few therapeutic / tantric ads for a change. i like trying my luck to see just how.

therapeutic and tantric they may be. took the number of 3 and decided i would go for the first that answered my call. (it was just after 8. 30am).

the first to answer was the first i called and quoted $130 for an hour including hj. advertises as an indian doing tantric and this had some appeal as it would be my first from the sub-continent. booked for 10am and found myself at a nicely revamped bungalow in western springs. i was told her workshop was at the back. walked through a nicely landscaped garden to a comfortable clean workshop.

the indian was about what i expected somehow. about 35-40 a little thick around the middle but as this was to be tantric i didn't really care. on to the table and the indian strips. she starts by stroking me with those long, soft finger tip strokes and i begin to get in the mood. adjusting my position on the table to allow for the expanding middle stump, i try a few body sweeps of my own. no problem here and by now she is rubbing her body over me by standing at the head of the table and reaching down to my butt. i raise my head to one side and go for a nip and see she is fully shaved. bingo! she changes gear and within a few seconds we are sucking faces with hands going in all directions. she loved me having a good chew on her nips while she was rubbing herself with one hand while looking after me with the other. providing my own rubber (she did not have any?) we got up to speed again and i homed in and found the soggy target. wondering where her limits were i thought i would go for the 2nd hole. no problem here so continued to alternate for a while until i decided to go for the trifecta and try bbbjcim. off with the rubber and after spinning her 90 degrees i was in and she was sucking away with just the right amount of vacum while continuing with her own self pleasure. needless to say i blew my load in no time.

after regaining my breath and showering i told her that was the best tantric massage i ever had. she laughed and asked if i would return. i said i would but not until after my annual asian (mongering) tour at the end of this month. go for her fellow hobbyists and don't forget to report. as always ymmv.[/quote]can you please pm me the details, quite keen on a tantric massage

[quote=kiwistickman; 1244392]with family out of the country and a do nothing day in front of me, my thoughts turned to finding some action for middle stump.

trolling through the newspaper looked at few therapeutic / tantric ads for a change. i like trying my luck to see just how.

therapeutic and tantric they may be. took the number of 3...[/quote]can you please pm me the details, quite interested in a tantric massage.

[QUOTE=PrezzyCard;1272094]Can you please PM me the details, quite interested in a tantric massage.[/QUOTE]Well I did return a couple of weeks back and what a difference a few weeks can make. She did not remember me and the service was nothing like my first visit. Firstly, she had been on the coconut cream curry and put on more poundage. Secondly, the massage was crap with her taking phone calls and wanting to move on to the main event double quick. Thirdly, main event was almost a put off as she laid back and just starfished out. I was pissed off and had I more time would of pulled the plug and moved on. Although I completed the deed, total customer satisfaction was nil. She wanted $150 for an hour however as I was done and dusted inside a half hour I chucked $100 on the table and glared at her, turned and walked. She was only covered by a towel and back on the phone so did not make any complaining noises or try to follow.

Advertises as "Tantric Indian" or "Indian Tantric" in the Herald. Located in Bannerman St. I will not be returning nor would I reccomend now.

If you want to try Tantric style massage, you should try Pam in West Auckland. Advertises in all the usual places.