Pattaya Reports

Juan73,

That's normal from people who never has done it whether they are friends or co-workers. They use to tell me " no way I could ever sit in a airplane that long. It's because they have never try it! instead they sneak around home visiting Asian Massage parlors spending a few hundred for nothing.

I had a co-worker that was single, worked his ass off trying to save money to put his kid through school. Two years ago, after his daughter graduated from college he finally did something for himself and decided to make a trip to Thailand with a few others co-workers. As soon as he got here he complaint how tired he was and never again but after the first visit to Annie's the guy has never been the same. Now when he comes he doesn't even call!

The guys that are married, usually use the line that they are going to Thailand for golfing or fishing?

LBM

[QUOTE=RetiredForever]Leaving in 5 days for 3 months in Pattaya. Sounds good. Have been there several times. [/QUOTE]How do you manage staying in Thailand that long?

Do you go on several visa runs?

Just curious and god bless.

i spend about 10 days in pattaya and as you might have read in my rio vs. pattaya report i was not impressed by the skills of the thai ladies. anyway, i still managed to have a fun trip and have written up a quick report.

gogo’s
i visited about a dozen or so gogo’s. i would recommend the following:
angelwitch: has the best shows, not banana and icecube shows, but dancing and striptease.
airport: has some very cute waitresses wearing skimpy stewardess uniforms – very nice. also has a few nice looking dancers.
babydoll: has good shows, the banana and icecube type. a few cute girls.
peppermint: overall good atmosphere.
i did get take out from several of the gogo’s, but the sex was very disappointing.

streetwalkers
widely available, but i did not take any. there were clearly some **** girls and also some ladyboys – and i have no interest in either.

bars
spend a fair amount of time at hot tuna, an open bar with live rock bands every evening. it was great to finally hear classic rock and not thai techno.
they have a few attractive waitresses, who are available for take out. i have flirted with one of them and was planning to take her out one night. things were going quite well until i made the suggestion that we invite her hot colleague along for the party – that did not receive a good response, and shortly after i left alone.

hell club
a place worth a special comment. it is basically a brothel. you come in to the bar and the available girls do a line-up for you. you then pick two of them for a 90 minute session. you can also take the girls out for an all nighter.
this is the only place in pattaya where i managed to get good sex. a few days before i was leaving i decided to take one of their girls out for a day (7000baht). her working name was gypsy. this turned out to be a very good decision, she was good in bed and loves to kiss. well, to make a long story short, i ended up taking for the remaining three days of many holiday and had a great time with her.
i think hell club is a must-do when in pattaya.

although i agree about the hell club i think that good sex (i am not interested in the so-called "girlfriend experiences" or, worse, in finding a thai girlfriend) can be found elsewhere as well.

it comes to my mind the infamous soi six, some beerbars on sois 7 and eight, the kinnaree mansion and a couple of bar on the darkside (dao cafe and black pearl).
i think these places worth a try.

italy 1974

[quote=junior]i spend about 10 days in pattaya and as you might have read in my rio vs. pattaya report i was not impressed by the skills of the thai ladies. anyway, i still managed to have a fun trip and have written up a quick report.

gogo’s

i visited about a dozen or so gogo’s. i would recommend the following:
angelwitch: has the best shows, not banana and icecube shows, but dancing and striptease.

airport: has some very cute waitresses wearing skimpy stewardess uniforms – very nice. also has a few nice looking dancers.

babydoll: has good shows, the banana and icecube type. a few cute girls.
peppermint: overall good atmosphere.

i did get take out from several of the gogo’s, but the sex was very disappointing.

streetwalkers

widely available, but i did not take any. there were clearly some **** girls and also some ladyboys – and i have no interest in either.

bars

spend a fair amount of time at hot tuna, an open bar with live rock bands every evening. it was great to finally hear classic rock and not thai techno.

they have a few attractive waitresses, who are available for take out. i have flirted with one of them and was planning to take her out one night. things were going quite well until i made the suggestion that we invite her hot colleague along for the party – that did not receive a good response, and shortly after i left alone.

hell club

a place worth a special comment. it is basically a brothel. you come in to the bar and the available girls do a line-up for you. you then pick two of them for a 90 minute session. you can also take the girls out for an all nighter.

this is the only place in pattaya where i managed to get good sex. a few days before i was leaving i decided to take one of their girls out for a day (7000baht). her working name was gypsy. this turned out to be a very good decision, she was good in bed and loves to kiss. well, to make a long story short, i ended up taking for the remaining three days of many holiday and had a great time with her.

i think hell club is a must-do when in pattaya.[/quote]

[QUOTE=Almotu]How do you manage staying in Thailand that long?

Do you go on several visa runs?

Just curious and god bless.[/QUOTE]

Applied for a 2 month Visa as tourist at consulate office here in Florida-cost $35 took 5 days. Figure can pickup another month while I am there. You can stay 3 months in any 6 month period. Use to be able to go to local immigration office in Pattaya and get a 2 week.

[QUOTE=Juan73]I've been a long time reader of the posts and I can only surmise those activities in Thailand by reading the posts here, watching those girls in youtube.com.

I heard that Thailand is one most visited middle aged men all over the world esp U. S. However, I am curious is that since most of you are MARRIED how are you able to go to thiland. Does most of you have open marriages? Or do you tell that you are going to Thailand to help their economy by visiting the temple?

I think most single people generally stay here in U. S. And go for those single women here. I talked to people here in U. S. My co-workers cannot imagine traveling half around the world for thai women.

I see thai women here in U. S. Among Asian women they are certainly not most beautiful. In fact some experts (composed by asians) will tell you that most beautiful asian women will be found in China korea Japan. Thailand.

There is no doubt I am curious about all of your action. Keep it up and keep posting.[/QUOTE]

It probably depends on your philosophy on life. Would you rather go to your grave saying to yourself that I did it or go saying to yourself I wish I had done it. I started going years ago onyly because as an American too many countries seem to dislike us and are too expensive. I fell in love with Thailand due to there atitude. I can sit in a beer bar for days just enjoying the circus. Where else can you find such a large array of people. Part of the reason I like to try and get with other memebrs when I am there.

[QUOTE=RetiredForever]It probably depends on your philosophy on life. Would you rather go to your grave saying to yourself that I did it or go saying to yourself I wish I had done it. I started going years ago onyly because as an American too many countries seem to dislike us and are too expensive. I fell in love with Thailand due to there atitude. I can sit in a beer bar for days just enjoying the circus. Where else can you find such a large array of people. Part of the reason I like to try and get with other memebrs when I am there.[/QUOTE]Well said dude, like your philosphy and would share more on that with you once i am there in another two days.

Well, let me start, as I should, by thanking everyone who has gone before me and shared their experiences so that those of us who follow will have an easier time in maximizing our experiences. Although this is my second trip and, therefore, not a total newbie to Pattaya, I feel I am better prepared than I was during my first trip as a result of all of the information that has been shared on this, and other, site(s).

I’ve finally been able to make my return trip after a couple of other attempts in October and November, both of which had to be cancelled as a result of a couple of surgeries and, although I’m not completely healed, I’m on my way to Thailand. I don’t intend to do a day by day report as doing so can be pretty taxing, particularly when you are posting to a few different sites, and particularly when you are enjoying yourself so much that it is difficult to remember details. Yep, I’m one of those guys who believes that if you remember everything the next morning you must not have had too good of a time. However, I do hope to note some of my memorable moments.

This TR certainly isn’t intended to serve as a guide for anyone, but to simply share my experiences as I go along and to give something back in appreciation for all of the help and information I’ve received from others. There were a few TR’s that were posted by various BM’s that I considered exceptional and really helped to pass the time waiting in anticipation for my return trip. Although I don’t expect that this will equal those reports, I do hope you’ll enjoy it nonetheless.

[u]January 17[/u]
Normally I drive to Newark Liberty airport (depending upon where I’m traveling to) in order to depart on my trips. However, this time I decided, as a result of winter weather and the fact that I was going to be gone for a month, to take the train instead. I had taken the train previously on a trip to Newark and thought that it was a pretty convenient and reliable way to get to the airport.

I was out on the morning of the 17th running some errands prior to going to the train station when I received a call saying that the train I was scheduled to take was cancelled and that I would need to take an earlier train. No problem. I’d have an extra 1 ½ hours to kill at the airport, but better to get there earlier than to not get there at all. I arrived at the station at the rescheduled time, although the train was 40 minutes late when it departed from the station, and another hour late when it departed New York City en route to Newark airport. I was starting to get concerned that I wasn’t going to make my flight and wondered whether or not this was a sign of things to come. It’s still too early to tell, of course.

Fortunately, I did catch my flight and we finally departed Newark. One thing I wasn’t aware of was that we had a short layover in Anchorage, Alaska. So, for you guys flying EVA Air out of Newark thinking you’re going straight to Taipei, Taiwan, and on to Bangkok, you’re not. It’s not too bad, only about a 45 minute layover, but I’m one of those guys who, when I fly, would prefer to get on the plane and not have to get off until I’ve reached my final destination.
One nice thing about the airport in Anchorage is that it had a smoking lounge. Normally I bring along nicotine patches any time I have to take a lengthy flight, but had forgotten them this time. So the layover was helpful in that respect. Just for informational purposes, the Newark to Anchorage leg was roughly 8 hours, the Anchorage to Taipei leg was 10 hours, and the Taipei to Bangkok leg is 3 ½ hours.

As mentioned earlier, I flew EVA in the premium economy (Evergreen/Elite) class and I’ll tell you, were it not for that, I don’t think I could do this trip. I flew premium economy on Thai Air on my previous trip last May and it was excellent. EVA’s is comparable and well worth the additional cost which, I believe, was another US $300 over economy class. And, besides, they’ve got some great looking stewardesses working these flights. Now that the boring part of it is over, stay tuned as there is more to follow…..

January 19, Pattaya
Well, I finally arrived in Bangkok on January 19, 11:30am. I had arranged to have Mr. Toom’s service pick me up and they were there when I arrived, though not quite where they said they would be. I was informed that they would be waiting between gates 3-4. However, when I departed customs I exited by gate 10 and I just happened to turn my head (pure coincidence) and saw a woman with my name on a sign. I wondered about this and thought that we could have had a big problem had I not seen her. I was then taken down by gates 3-4 and passed off to another woman who was there waiting with my name on a sign who then escorted me outside to a waiting taxi. The more I thought about it the more I realized that maybe my flight had exited a different gate than what we were originally scheduled to exit and Toom’s people were on top of it. Hence, the woman at gate 10, and at 3-4. So, a few points for them on that one. I was a bit disappointed that the three SM lights I had requested for the ride to Pattaya were not available but I asked myself “Is a few beers worth making enemies over?” No big deal.
As is probably typical, the ride to Pattaya was uneventful, although I did notice something I don’t recall from my previous trip; smog. It seemed that from the time I arrived in Bangkok until I arrived in Pattaya there was what appeared to be a thick layer of smog. It got to the point where my eyes began to burn a bit and I could feel it in my lungs. Was it just my imagination?
I got booked into my hotel and commenced with the obligatory things like hanging up my clothes and putting away my toiletries, setting up the computer to make sure it worked, and connecting my Ipod player. (I enjoy listening to my music when I shower in the morning, and am preparing to go out at night.) At this point I took a quick shower and lied down for a nap. I’m an insomniac and I normally don’t nap more than 1 hour at a time at best, but I slept 4 hours straight, awakening about 8:15 in the evening.
Awakening, I found myself faced with the same dilemma I experienced my fist time here…..where do I begin? I decided to stop in to Secrets as I didn’t make it there during my last trip. Although I tend to fly solo, so to speak, I thought it would be nice to meet some BM’s this time around. I got up and showered again, got dressed, and was off to Secrets. In all honesty, I wasn’t exactly sure where it was located but do remember seeing its sign either on Walking Street, or just off of it. On my way I decided to turn down Soi 15 to get me over to Walking St and, lo and behold, there’s the sign. There was a bit of confusion at first as I stood under the sign and couldn’t see an entrance outside of the other establishments in the area. I back tracked a bit and looked to my right and there she was.
I have to say that I was really impressed with the place. It seemed a really classy (I hope this doesn’t illicit boos from the bleachers, hehe) and well kept place. I was escorted to a seat and ordered a beer. In a few seconds a young lady (Fa) said hello and a mamasan (Tam?) came over and welcomed me to Secrets. (Yep, really classy) I asked about Larry so that I could say hello and introduce myself and a few minutes later he appeared (even though I was told he was busy somewhere) and he turned out to be a hell of a nice guy and very personable. Now, I’m not a business owner and probably don’t have any desire to ever be one. But, having been a customer my whole life I have always been drawn to places that make me feel welcome. I was in Angeles City about 18 months ago and did a TR on another site and commented on this very thing. At that time I said if you make me feel welcome you’ll have a customer for life. If you make me feel like a stranger when I enter your establishment, then forever a stranger I’ll be. Customer service is #1 in any service industry, and it doesn’t cost a cent to welcome someone into your business. I will certainly be back to Secrets.
Anyhoo, I continued speaking with Fa and Tam, and the other mamasan (Joy) came over and we had a round of drinks. Although they did request the drinks, it was not the in your face aggressive approach that I hate so much. There have been times when I have literally gotten up and, without finishing my drink, walked out of a bar and never returned. These ladies were smooth.
I hadn’t planned to BF early, however, I decided that maybe it would be best to get the first one out of the way, get in bed earlier, and get a fresh start in the morning. After a few shots of tequila, a couple of beers, and Fa showing her interest, she and I headed back to the room. Now Fa is certainly not what we’d call a stunner and she is, according to her, 35 yo, and I wondered whether or not the same enthusiasm she showed in the bar would transfer into the bedroom. However, I was not the least bit disappointed. We completed the deed and I decided I was a bit interested in getting out and possibly partying until dawn, so I sent her on her way.
I first headed out down to the Beer Garden and had a much needed meal and a beer to wash it down with. It was at this point that I could have lied right out on the bar and gone to sleep. In spite of the 4 hour nap that I had had earlier, I was beat. I returned to my room and crawled into bed and was off to sleep in about 15 minutes. An hour and a half later I was awake and decided to submit this portion of my TR before I forget any details.
No pictures at this point, but I do have my camera and will be sure to take some and post them, once I read the procedures for doing so.

[QUOTE=Italy 1974]It comes to my mind the infamous soi six, some beerbars on sois 7 and eight, the Kinnaree Mansion and a couple of bar on the darkside (Dao cafe and Black Pearl).[/QUOTE]All good, and don't forget the bars along Saai 2 (Second Rd.) around Sois 2 & 3. Or the soapies, though quality seems to be down a bit lately.

Ten days in Pattaya and the only good sex found at the Hell Club . . . something's a bit wrong there.

[QUOTE=RetiredForever]Applied for a 2 month Visa as tourist at consulate office here in Florida-cost $35 took 5 days. Figure can pickup another month while I am there. You can stay 3 months in any 6 month period. Use to be able to go to local immigration office in Pattaya and get a 2 week.[/QUOTE]Can you also get a retirement VISA in Florida at the consulate? And it the Consulate in Miami?

Thanks!

Good initiative, Twice Divorced!

I'm sure that your reports will make me long all the more for my upcoming trip this summer.

[QUOTE=RetiredForever]It probably depends on your philosophy on life. Would you rather go to your grave saying to yourself that I did it or go saying to yourself I wish I had done it.[/QUOTE]It depends what you mean by the word "it. " There are certain things in life like doing recreational drugs that I do not need to experience for myself to take it to my grave. More importainly I would not "worry" about my lack of trip to Thailand during my death bed. I probably would regret not spending more quality time with family etc. (which make all of us, at least I hope)

I really did not mean my posts to generate defensive attitudes, philosophies. I just wanted your advise on how on earth or what you tell your wives to go to Thailand. Maybe I am just really curious what you tell your wives to make a trip there. I see one poster here taking her wife there and having an affair under her nose etc which I find really crazy.

Arriving at 10:45 on Friday, 23 January. I've arranged a car to pick me up to go to Pattaya. Anyone interested to share the ride, PM and we'll arrange to meet. Total charge is 1000 baht including tip and tolls.

[QUOTE=Bloodstock]Good initiative, Twice Divorced!

I'm sure that your reports will make me long all the more for my upcoming trip this summer.[/QUOTE]

Thank you. I don't know if the summer will be your first time here, but you'll have a blast.