Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Pablo;1653248]I'll be there in 2 weeks and of course, can't wait![/QUOTE]I'll still be here. :D Here's a Google map that shows the location of the BJ bars, except Montana.

[URL]https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=zPplJyGPWpiM.kp9m7b9Plqqg[/URL]

For me Carre Blanc, M Club and Bliss Lounge are walking distance from LK Metro. During the crawl, the group walked from Carre Blanc to Club 4, as we couldn't find a baht bus on 2nd road. During the mini crawl, Baht bus to Montana Bar. Found a metered taxi to go to M club, for 100 Baht. We each got moto taxi's near M Club to go to Telephone Bar. Going to these places, you'll have to hoof it to find Moto taxis to get back to civilization, as was the case at Telephone bar.

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Ok, the Castle, it's a fetish SM / BD club, for all you freaks out there. You can give or receive, UP TO YOU! :) According to the tour guide, FS available. They have a website, with dated gallery of the Mistress and slaves. Per website, 900 baht cover with free drink, 300 drinks for non members. 250 baht LD. Members get 50% off cover and their drinks. 3 month membership is 8000 baht. If I go it will for reporting purposes for you sick fuks out there. :D
There is another BJ bar in this 3rd Road area, the Bliss Lounge, our tour guide did not recommend. But local Pattaya forum gives it a thumbs up. I'll check it out later.
Ok, off to do some tourist stuff.

[URL]http://www.the-castle-pattaya.com/[/URL][/QUOTE]Remember that if you go to castle, you need to wear a black shirt.

[QUOTE=Dinghy;1653385]Remember that if you go to castle, you need to wear a black shirt.[/QUOTE]No need to; like the other torture/pleasure chamber in Bangkok, they will loan you a black coat if you're not wearing black shirt.

[QUOTE=JavaMan;1653343]I'll still be here. :D Here's a Google map that shows the location of the BJ bars, except Montana.

[URL]https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=zPplJyGPWpiM.kp9m7b9Plqqg[/URL]

For me Carre Blanc, M Club and Bliss Lounge are walking distance from LK Metro. During the crawl, the group walked from Carre Blanc to Club 4, as we couldn't find a baht bus on 2nd road. During the mini crawl, Baht bus to Montana Bar. Found a metered taxi to go to M club, for 100 Baht. We each got moto taxi's near M Club to go to Telephone Bar. Going to these places, you'll have to hoof it to find Moto taxis to get back to civilization, as was the case at Telephone bar.[/QUOTE]Maybe I'll run into you then! I drove by Bliss but didn't try it last time. I'll put M Club on my list for this trip.

LE telephone is a short walk back to Pattaya Tai, and there was a motorbike taxi gang close by (but that was in the afternoon). I remember that after saving my shot at LE telephone I went straight back to Carre Blanc that day. There was a girl named Wi there who I liked but she since moved on to somewhere in Jomtien. Maybe I'll contact her when I get back. Sometimes when you reconnect with a girl they like that and it ends up being a good time.

AO, I'm unable to reply to your last PM.

[QUOTE=JavaMan;1653515]AO, I'm unable to reply to your last PM.[/QUOTE]Re-activated PM to receive your reply. Cheers.

I went to Walking Street and warmed up by sitting inches from young bikini-clad beauties gyrating at a few different go-go bars like Happy and Peppermint for the price of a 69 Baht draft beer each time. That switched my libido on to full-auto mode. Normally I warm up with Rock 'and Roll at the Hot Tuna Bar because it puts me in party mood, but the aphrodisiac effect is lacking.

Then I went upstairs at Club Insomnia a little bit before midnight and, as soon as I stepped on the floor, some friendly chick in her early 20's pretty much threw herself at me. Buddha only knows what went through her brain: I'm double her age, and I was not the only punter there. Turns out her name was Min. Physically she was one point below go-go girl material, but she easily earned the point back by being really bubbly, horny, and seemingly into me. I like girls who have a normal job and only come to freelance the day they ovulate.

She danced for me, then with me. I got a San Miguel Light and asked what she wanted. She answered "same", which I thought was pretty civilized of her. Then my game-brain kicked in and I realized the need for rapid kino escalation. I found her positively responsive to kissing and fondling, albeit in a somewhat guarded way due to the fact that everybody else including her friends were watching. She did not want to behave like a complete sl*t in public, which I found endearing. So I asked myself how to delicately broach the subject of going out together to a short-time hotel and banging her brains out in exchange for a fee.

After some internal debate I resolved that the odds of her getting offended by my proposal were close to nil, and if she played offended I'd keep on asking all the other cute girls in the club until one said yes. There is an urban legend that if you go up and down a normal beach full of Western vacationers in the summer and ask every do-able girl suntanning alone if she'd like to go back to your hotel to fuck, just straight-up with zero game and zero warm-up conversation, 2% of them will still say yes. At Insomnia it is probably closer to 98%.

Anyway, she discussed my proposal with an older, fat woman who seemed the only one in the group with a clear head on her shoulders: a sort of unofficial mamasan for a small gaggle of freelancers. Fat woman looked me up and down and declared me solvent and unthreatening (which was true, except for my raging hard-on, but that was the one threat Min was perfectly equipped to deal with) and off we went. I offered 2000 Baht, which is probably way too much, but I think I got confused between go-go girl rates and freelancer rates. Oh well, at least I had a great time.

She made a point of going through the ground-floor area and showing off to all the managers how quick it was for her to pick up a guy wearing a Dolce & Gabbana top. Once outside she had no clue where to find a short-time hotel, but eventually after asking around she found a hotel in a side Soi of Walking Street. As we walked in, the receptionist explained to us that it was not that kind of hotel. But fortunately as we were walking back out we noticed the receptionist of another hotel across the Soi waving us in, so that's where we ended up.

I got another round of beers. She chose Chang, I chose Singha. For some reason she thought it was hilarious, as if I supported Arsenal and she supported Chelsea! But at least we did not get confused as to which one was whose once we were in the room.

Given there was no safe, I developed this technique of letting her shower first, then undressing in the shower. I left my pants with my wallet in them hanging from the edge of the shower door. After the deed was done, I used the same technique, so my wallet was always within eyesight, and I was sure the only thing she wanted from me was a good f*ck and the agreed-upon number of the pieces of paper that pass for money nowadays. I do not mind overpaying occasionally, but I do mind doing so unknowingly. In my experience, honest girls do not object if you take precautions, to the contrary they make a point of not caring in order to broadcast how honest they are, because it is important to their self-esteem. It is only the shysters who object and try to make you feel bad.

Anyway, it was the best sex I ever had. At least for a few hours while I was still in the afterglow. I know why people differentiate between "GFE" girlfriend experience and "PSE" pornstar experience. Because if you get both at the same time and from a young beauty, you fall in love. She was completely natural in the sack, I could tell she was giving me exactly the same treatment as a guy she would f*ck just for pleasure. And we went on and on. From my side, it was due to the alcohol in my blood that delays orgasm. From her side, she was just happy to keep on going. Sometimes in Pattaya I go for another session around 3 am because my libido is not fully satisfied with the first one, but this time I was on my knees. Just good enough to listen to Rock 'and Roll at the Hot Tuna Bar. Which I did.

She tried to angle to be more than a one-time short-time girl, but that's not really my agenda, so I just did not give her any openings. She should be happy with the money, she was well paid for her travails. And remember, she picked me out of all the other blokes walking around Insomnia, so clearly it must not have been overly burdensome for her.

Bottom line: Only in Pattaya do you walk out into any given night with a reasonable chance of falling (temporarily) in love.

[QUOTE=EricSwiss;1653578]I Bottom line: Only in Pattaya do you walk out into any given night with a reasonable chance of falling (temporarily) in love.[/QUOTE]Great story Eric. I loved your write up. It made me feel like I was there!

My last trip I had the same thing happen to me at I-Bar downstairs. The girl picked me up and was on me like white on rice. We were making out within minutes. A guy who was hitting on her friend thought we were long time BF and GF. Never even mentioned money and we went back home to bang maybe 30 minutes after meeting her. She ended up staying with me till 5 PM the next day.

Man I love Pattaya (and I-bar. Despite what the naysayers say). I'm so happy I will be back in a few weeks!

Stay horny my friend.

Uncle-V.

Great read, I'm sold. Can anyone recommend a good hotel in the area?

[QUOTE=EricSwiss;1653578]I went to Walking Street and warmed up by sitting inches from young bikini-clad beauties gyrating at a few different go-go bars like Happy and Peppermint for the price of a 69 Baht draft beer each time. That switched my libido on to full-auto mode. Normally I warm up with Rock 'and Roll at the Hot Tuna Bar because it puts me in party mood, but the aphrodisiac effect is lacking.

Then I went upstairs at Club Insomnia a little bit before midnight and, as soon as I stepped on the floor, some friendly chick in her early 20's pretty much threw herself at me. Buddha only knows what went through her brain: I'm double her age, and I was not the only punter there. Turns out her name was Min. Physically she was one point below go-go girl material, but she easily earned the point back by being really bubbly, horny, and seemingly into me. I like girls who have a normal job and only come to freelance the day they ovulate.

She danced for me, then with me. I got a San Miguel Light and asked what she wanted. She answered "same", which I thought was pretty civilized of her. Then my game-brain kicked in and I realized the need for rapid kino escalation. I found her positively responsive to kissing and fondling, albeit in a somewhat guarded way due to the fact that everybody else including her friends were watching. She did not want to behave like a complete sl*t in public, which I found endearing...[/QUOTE]

Hit this place on Soi 6 twice already: 90 baht San Miguel beer, 350 baht BF, 800 baht BJ, 1000 baht FS. Met Micky Mouse late last night, a little older, good dirty talker, sealed the deal when she mentioned her course was a par 3. Took it like a champ and gave a nice sloppy BJ and let me skull fuk her a bit. :D I need to get there earlier, got 2 I seen prior that I'd like to get to know better.

[QUOTE=JusRide;1653605]Great read, I'm sold. Can anyone recommend a good hotel in the area?[/QUOTE]Jamine Hotel, Soi be. J. Near your desired location.

I have read in the forum that VIEW talay 6 is managed by honey coffee shop and dance watchers. I got booking done through Jarunee. Are the condos offered by honey, dancewatchets and Jarunee are same?

If they are not sand then ant reviews on condos offered by Jarunee. Secondly I rtff but didn't find whether they are girl friendly.

Can any one please revert.

I'm in Bangkok right now but heading to Pattaya in a few hours. Hoping to run into some of you long-timers who might know the area better than I do. Last time I was there was 2010. Look for an American guy wearing glasses. (Yeah, I'm the only one, right?

Bruce.

FYI -- the bar fine at the Happy group Go-Go's is now 800 baht.

[QUOTE=Prince0312;1653785]I have read in the forum that VIEW talay 6 is managed by honey coffee shop and dance watchers. I got booking done through Jarunee. Are the condos offered by honey, dancewatchets and Jarunee are same?

If they are not sand then ant reviews on condos offered by Jarunee. Secondly I rtff but didn't find whether they are girl friendly.

Can any one please revert.[/QUOTE]Those condos are all GF. There is only one security desk at the entrance and the guard couldn't care less.