Phuket Reports

[QUOTE=Westsider]R77
Beach Side - The 3 Beach Wings rooms are very nice, updated and recommended for privacy and beautiful rooms. The Beach House is a new acquisition and I've only seen the seaview room, which is ok, and I can also recommend. The Beach House is not quite as nice as the Beach Wing as it will be updated soon.
Lobby Side (across the street from beach side) - Can only recommend the Safari Delux and Safari Delux Lanai. Recently updated and good value. The Contemporary Thai rooms are NOT recommended as they need to be updated.
Thara Patong - Never stayed there, but when I walked by this hotel it did not look as nice as the Safari Beach. Maybe someone can comment on the rooms.[/QUOTE]

Thara rooms are OK. The new wing at the big pool has quite nice rooms, the ones with direct pool acess are quite great. BUT: in high season theiy are not GF and ion low season you better check. I experienced the Safari as better value. Just take care you do not get a ground floor room far inside. There is a lot of noise from the kitchen fans.
Rgds,
Mike

[QUOTE=Rockabilly77]Oh no!

Really?

I just booked there, got a decent rate of 2500 per night, pay for 5 stay 7 nights. I was gonna go with the safari but I was told there was construction in that area right now and it wouldn't be worth it.

So I chose the thara. I hope I don't regret it, at least there is 2 of us so I'll know whos on the other end.

Got a question about afterhours in patong. Where are they now?

There was a club called safari that was a short taxi ride away, it had a out door bar built around a lagoon.

Also, there was a place right across the alley from the tiger (can't rember the name).

Anyways I haven't been to Patong for about 1. 5-2 years now so I'm not sure where the afterhours are now, any help would eb great as I like to stay up into the early morning on most nights.[/QUOTE]Maybe you 're lucky, it's probebly that not all the rooms have connecting doors (And I think it was the TV that made to much noise). NB JF.

[QUOTE=Odin1]Maybe you 're lucky, it's probebly that not all the rooms have connecting doors (And I think it was the TV that made to much noise). NB JF.[/QUOTE]I just confirmed that I have a room in the new wing on the 3rd floor, so I should be ok.

Hi,

I will be in Phuket for a few day and will be staying in Le Meridien resort. Any suggestion where can I find so fun without going out of the hotel?

Arrived in Phuket for 5 days in early May. Was planning on a relaxing beach holiday, but thought it wouldn't hurt to try some of the local talent. Stayed at the Salathai which is cheap and basic, but definately girl friendly. Its about 10 minute walk to Bangla road if you can avoid being stopped on Beach road along the way.

Day 1- went for a wander around Bangla road. Was raining so had a pint in Scruffy Murphys (which appears to be run by an Aussie) and went to check the talent. Soi Eric and the Tiger complex had the most action, but I was drawn to a freelancer outside Soi Lion (no ladies drink and no bar fine). She spoke good English so it was easy to agree a deal and then walk back to the Hotel (It's just as quick to walk along Rat - U - Thit and you don't get so many interuptions). Soapy action in the shower was followed by BBJ and sex in various positions. Paid 1000Bht for short time plus 100Bht tip for COF. Went to sleep a happy man.

Day 2 - Wasn't particularly looking for a shag so thought I would try out some of the go-go bars on Soi Seadragon. One about half way up on the right was advertising live shows. 500Bht for the first drink and then 100Bht for any others. There were about ten punters inside but none of them stayed for long. Overweight middle aged woman on a small stage playing with a variety of implements. Overall not a prety sight, so left without finishing my drink.

Looked briefly into a second go-go on the left of seadragon which had school in the name (always was a bit of a pervert). Entry was free and drinks 100Bht. Place was empty so didnt bother stopping. Feeling a bit disillusioned I got to the last go-go at the back right hand corner of seadragon (called suzy wong I think). Free entry drinks 100Bht. Went inside and there was a smallish stage with about 6 dancers, lots of punters around. Some of the girls were in bikinis, others topless. One 8, one 7 and lots of 6's. Bought a drink and watched the action to see what the form was. When the music changes every 3 or 4 minutes a couple of the girls get off the stage an 2 more replace them. Goes without saying that the topless girls got more action than the rest. The system appears to be that if you stuff some money down the front of their G-strings they will come and sit on you knee when they are not dancing. Not certain what size notes were being used but saw a couple of girls happily being touched up by lucky punters. Unfortunately there were only 2 or 3 decent lookers, so it was into Scruffy Murphy’s for a quick pint and then home for an early night.

Day 3 – and it’s still raining. Started about 10am and still going past midnight. Fancy a change from Scruffy’s so try Molly Malones instead. Get chatting to an American guy who has been working in Phuket for 6 years. Says he has never seen such grotty weather at this time of year. To rub salt in I check the weather forecast in UK and it’s a heat wave. Had a wander around the various Soi’s and got soaked. Ended up in Soi Easy which is good on a bad day because it is completely covered. Got chatting to a cutie but she wasn’t keen on coming to my hotel as it was pissing down and she lived in the opposite direction. Decide to cut my losses and return to the hotel to dry off. There is a small road opposite the Salathai which has 10 – 12 bars with girls. It was about 1pm and still raining but thought I would try the action. Met up with what you would probably describe as a real Thai girl. Came from up north and spoke virtually no English. There was a young Italian guy playing pool and I used his girl as an interpreter. Soon agreed a deal and paid the 300Bht bar fine. She started off real shy and it was a struggle to get her undressed. It was well worth the effort as she had a body to die for and was very enthusiastic once we got started. Only draw back was that she wasn’t keen on oral and I only got a brief blow job. Gave her 1000Bht and she went away with a smile on her face.

What happened on days 4 and 5 ……. Wait and see

Any information on Cape Panwa Hotel? Is it girl friendly? Is there any action in the in-house massage area?

I will be staying there as part of a group and have no option over the choice of hotel. Thanks for any help.

Day 4 – The novelty of walking along beach road is rapidly wearing off. You can’t go 100m without being stopped half a dozen times by someone offering a taxi, massage, made to measure suit or a genuine rolex watch. I decide to confront one of these con men. If this is a genuine divers watch and waterproof to 50m, why do you rush to cover it up when it rains. I get a blank stare in response. He points to a goldfish tank with 3 watches dangling inside, I point out that they have been showing the same time for the last 3 days. Another blank stare.

It was Saturday and the last day of the English football season. Went into Scruffy Murphys to see what match was on. Turned out to be Man U and they were winning. Couldn’t put up with the racket from their gloating supporters so thought I would try to watch it elsewhere. Lots of the bars in the Soi’s have TV and there are lots of different channels on display. It’s just a question of time before you see a set showing what you are looking for. Walked along Soi Eric and saw a set in the distance showing the footie. Only problem is you have to get past 3 or 4 other bars to get there and they are full of girls trying to pull you in for a drink. Finally got to my desired destination in the back left corner, strangely I was drawn to the bar where the girls all wear uniforms. There were 5 or 6 all together with 2 being real lookers. Unfortunately the best 2 were being groped by a couple of punters so I had a drink and watched the match, hoping one of them would become spare. Watched the entire second half, had 2 drinks but the 2 cuties remained in the vice like grip of the punters. Decided to give up.

On the way back to the hotel I was stopped by a freelancer outside the tiger complex who offered 2 girls for one man. She was ok but I didn’t fancy her mate, so agreed 1000Bht for short time and her friend could sort herself out. Got about 100m down the road and she started complaining about it being too far to walk and she wanted transport. I wasn’t going to pay 200Bht to one of those thieving tuc tuc drivers and I wasn’t going to risk life and limb for 40 Bht on the back of a motorbike. I was already in a bad mood because United won the footie so told her to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] off and went back to the hotel alone.

Went to bed but couldn’t sleep, so got up at about 3am and went for a walk around the block. I don’t believe it, got no more than 50m down the road and a head appeared out of a doorway. You want taxi mister? Don’t these bastards ever give it a rest.

Day 5 – At last things are looking up. The sun is shining. Spend some time on the beach and also buy some presents.

In the evening decide to head back to Soi Eric to see if the 2 cuties are there. Life being what it is there were no punters at the bar but the lookers had gone. Wandered around and ended up in the tiger complex where I was grabbed by the arm and dragged towards one of the bars. It had happened a dozen times previously but this time I looked around and saw some real talent dressed in a school uniform. I bought her a lady drink for 150Bht and we had a chat to see if we could agree a deal. She was 20yo and wanted 1000bht for short time (appears to be the going rate everywhere) including bbj. While I finished my drink she sat on my knee and let me grope her a bit. Paid the 500 Bht bar fine and off we went to the hotel.

Felt a bit nervous walking into the hotel with somebody dressed in a school uniform but it was midnight and not many people around. Once in the room we had a shower together and she was soon on her knees giving me BBJ. Onto the bed and she was an athletic performer who shagged me senseless finishing with COF. The only draw back was she was a bit quick to leave after we finished. Slept well on my final night in Phuket.

Day 6 – Left for the airport at about 7am. Leaving the Salathai you have to go around a bit of a one way system taking you along Rat-u-thit, Bangla road and then back along Beach road. As we drove along Beach road I noticed a fire engine parked up and as I looked across I could see there had been a major fire with lots of the ‘you want massage’ and ‘you want new suit’ places burnt down. Hope nobody was hurt.

[QUOTE=Drache Enzo]Hi,

I will be in Phuket for a few day and will be staying in Le Meridien resort. Any suggestion where can I find so fun without going out of the hotel?[/QUOTE]
Rosy Palms Club

I am on holiday with the Mrs From Dec 27th, I have booked he Hilton Arcadia Phuket, is there any daytime action nearby like a massage parlour, or does one have to go to Patong and is Christin’s my only choice or are there other establishments of the oily type, where one can get a BBBJ and rimming, I do not need FS. What landmark does one use to get to Christin’s? do they pay commission to taxi/Tuk tuk drivers. Any help would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=Mad Harry]I am on holiday with the Mrs From Dec 27th, I have booked he Hilton Arcadia Phuket, is there any daytime action nearby like a massage parlour, or does one have to go to Patong and is Christin’s my only choice or are there other establishments of the oily type, where one can get a BBBJ and rimming, I do not need FS. What landmark does one use to get to Christin’s? do they pay commission to taxi/Tuk tuk drivers. Any help would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]Christines IS a land mark. You can ask the tuk tuk driver to drop you off at soi keb chap (spelling? sounds like ketchup) and then it's a very short walk to christines (walk away from center). Christines is all abouth soap massage, for oil massage there's hundred places on soi keb chap, beach road, anywhere in patong.

BBBJ is pretty much standard, rimming you will have to ask before you choose your girl.

If you'r not after the soapy type of massage, just do your pickings on soi keb chap.

Hi,

I've been going through most of the posts and still can't find decent hotels with two bedrooms in the same unit.Me and a good mate will be heading to Phuket this month and still haven't booked our accommodation.

Staying anywhere will do, as there are taxis. All we're looking for is a 2 bedroom suite where both of us could have some privacy for some P4P time as well as a living room where we can come out and have a chat and a cigarette.

Well not to forget chasing the girls around the rooms would be fun.


Any help from fellow punters would be appreciated.

Should i look for suites or villas?

And my price range is around 20000-26000k baht per week.

Is that too much to ask for?Not too fancy and not too run-down.

Any suggestions for accommodation?

Cheers!

[QUOTE=Toby I]Christines IS a land mark. [/QUOTE]

For me it's a landmark of the places I'd rather avoid! Ah!Ah!

Regular BKK and Pattaya visitor planning a first time trip to Phuket soon. All the individual reports are great (this forum really is priceless) but reading back the forum takes an age... plus as far as I know only one really outstanding full guide to Phuket available. Can anyone verify this 2003 report is still 'mostly' accurate or care to submit an updated one?

The definitive Phuket Town report by ManOnTheStreet

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.in...88958#post88958[/url]

Phuket town from A-Z

Report date: May 2003

[QUOTE=Imready777]Regular BKK and Pattaya visitor planning a first time trip to Phuket soon. All the individual reports are great (this forum really is priceless) but reading back the forum takes an age... plus as far as I know only one really outstanding full guide to Phuket available. Can anyone verify this 2003 report is still 'mostly' accurate or care to submit an updated one?

The definitive Phuket Town report by ManOnTheStreet

[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.in...88958#post88958[/url]

Phuket town from A-Z

Report date: May 2003[/QUOTE]

Come on buddy, this report dates from before the tsunami!
You can have a look at my FAQ
[url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=670407&postcount=1399[/url]
Cheers

[QUOTE=Rockabilly77]Hey guys.

Been a longtime since I've been to phuket

I am looking for a good hotel (no joiner), anyone have a good sugestion for me and my business partner. Only demand I got from him was that he wants a pool. Me I want to be walking distance to Bangla.

Any sugestions?[/QUOTE]Try [url]http://www.yorkshireinn.com/[/url] can vouch for the place, also next door they have White Rose, equally decent Girl Friendly and separate entrance to the rooms. Pool out back, spitting distance from Bangla and reasonably priced.