Keeping your batting average up
Batting 750
Up until Saturday evening, I was batting a 1000:
Thursday night, Miss BBC highly impressive with her pro skills. Granted, the massage is crap, but, with her other [i]skills[/i], I can live with that. 1 for 1.
Friday night, Miss Friday, always a pleasure. While some go for the 1-of's, I like my regulars. Even an a-lister can appreciate brand loyalty, and by showing such, she feels it's worth it to put in some extra effort. If nothing else, you don't have the "start from zero" experience. 2 for 2.
Saturday afternoon, Miss PMW comes over. Now, I might not have gotten her [i]off the plane[/i], but it had been 4 months for [u]us[/u], so it was a [i]rockin[/i] time. She knows I like a skirt/dress, so arrives dressed accordingly. Besides looking good, provides easy access (of course, the thong provides minimal blockage; it was she moving it out of the way, eventually standing up to step out of it alltogether). Just love it when they make those guttural noises. 3 for 3.
What can I say? Overconfidence. Miss T, saying she had missed me sooooo much after having been replaced on Thursday's mound, had requested another start. In the euphoria of my batting success (all based on proven track records), said OK, would pick her up Saturday night. Should have listened to myself: [u]PROVEN[/u] being the key.
Picked her up. Forget the time/aggrevation direct correlation factor (as in 12 vs 72 hours) ; after 15 minutes in the car... Remember the movie [u]Airplane[/u]? Ted's seatmates? I certainly felt like 1. She now informs me she's on the monthly injured/disabled list. So why is she wanting to pitch?
Now, her assessment of the situation was correct: if she had told me she was on the rag [u]beforehand[/u], she would not be in the car with me. Certainly she does offer alternatives, but Spinner's and Miss SS's massages order of magnitude better. Spinner has equal oral skills. Need to evaluate Miss SS in an un-rushed environment. And while Miss BBC's massage might be crap, her oral skills alone would almost be worth a starting slot (coupled with her other [i]attractions[/i], 2006 All Star for sure).
Regardless, I appreciate a girl when she's up-front with me (then, it's MY choice). Those [u]later[/u] [i]disclosures[/i] don't go over well. Fine. By now, home. I told her she was welcome to hang out, but that the "up to you" salary would be directly linked to her "no work" status. Not to be difficult, but the the 11b empoyee benefits package does not include paid sick leave. You play in the majors, you better bring your FULL game. Bit shocked [;) ] when she suddenly didn't miss me so much, and remembered other [i]commitments[/i]. I would agree: if nothing else, sitting at home, talking to your roommates in your own language better than watching strange TV in a cool [i]climate[/i].
[b]Point being[/b], sometimes you really want it to work with a specific girl, but it just [u]doesn't[/u]. BS does not help; I appreciate a girl being straight with me: other work commitments, [i]health[/i], whatever. I'm a big boy; I understand all of these. But when it becomes apparent that to her you are ONLY a business proposition... time to cut your losses sooner rather than later, find some other pitchers, and keep your hitting streak alive.
Extended weekend: 750.
Cyclone - The Documentary
For those that want a visual taste of the Cyclone. Enjoy. Not sure if the link will work but here goes.
[url]http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=c860df3ccf66c83fb61bb2ffd934330b.881882[/url]
Failing the DNA clean-up ...
I put hours into the DNA clean-up, including picking up hair strands of every color, length and texture from all corners of the house. I came home from work today and found some bra-straps (still wrapped in plastic) on the bed. When Wildcat got home, she asked who they belonged to. I asked her "They're not yours?" She said no. Gulp - think quick Piper! I confessed I'm a cross-dresser. :) She just gave me "that look" and thanked whoever bought them for her. She's still speaking happily to me. I just cannot work her out.