Thanks for the great info and here's some payback.
The intel in this thread was very valuable. Thanks again to those who shared their experiences and knowledge!
Here's my report.
It seems that the best time to hit these places is mid-afternoon. Tried early, noon, and selection was very limited. Tried later on around 9 pm and again the selection was 1 or 2 girls.
Michelle e Assistentes: Saw Claudia who spoke some English. She was super-friendly and really fun. A little belly but everything about her was very natural. The room was very nice and had a shower big enough for two. Went for the hour. I would revisit.
Jardim do Eden: Saw Carina. Barely any English. Young, petite, tight. The language barrier was an issue. The facility was not as nice as michelle's. Shower small. Probably would not go back to this place.
VIP Celine: Saw Melanie. Some English. Very friendly. Pretty face. All natural and had lots of tattoos. I think the pictures of her on the site are a little old. She was a little softer but very sexy. Room had single shower. Probably would not return since a shower routine is really nice to have.
Erotic Massage Center (New Center): Jackpot! I went to this place expecting to walk out based on the reviews and website photos but was in the area. Apparently things have changed here. Even the woman who answered the door was hot. Presentation of 5 or 6 girls. Only one or two do I see on the website. Most were do-able and very friendly. Not nearly as MILFy as I expected. I chose Diana and that was a great thing. She was pretty, all natural, fun, engaging and kept me busy for the full hour. Shower for two. If I had visited here earlier, I would have returned multiple times.
Now I must go home. Wallet lighter and with a big smile on my face.
Obrigado Lisboa!
Michelleeassitentes. Patricia
After seeing Sofia in the morning and exploring Lisbon for many hours, I decided to do a half-hour afternoon quickie at Michelles. I figured I would check Michelles first and if nothing was acceptable, I would try New Center (a place I have never been).
I arrived at Av. Miguel Bombarda 1, and I was a little intimidated as there seemed to be three entrances. Finally I figured out that 1 was in the "middle" of the three and the others were 1 A and 1 Something Else. I was just ready to press the button for the third floor to be buzzed in, when someone came out the door and I just headed in and walked up enough flights of stairs to arrive at the third floor. I knocked on the door and very pretty girl in a tight sexy outfit opened the door, smiled, and ushered me in.
I was led to a sitting room and the first line-up girl asked if I understood how this worked. I said 60 Euros half-hour, 100 Euros one-hour and she said yes.
Each girl presented herself and the first two were unacceptable. Fortunately the pretty girl, who had opened the door came back in as the third girl in the line-up and I knew I would stay (her name is Patricia). A fourth girl, who was also unacceptable, came in and said something in English that indicated she was the last in the line-up. I asked about the famous Claudia, but this girl said that Claudia was not working that day.
I picked Patricia and we headed to a nice room with a shower, bed and dresser. Patricia only speaks a little English but communicated that I should take a shower. I placed my 60 Euros on the dresser and I showered while she took the money and left the room for a moment. She took a quick shower while I watched, and when she got into the bed at 20 minutes past the hour I asked when the half-hour would be up. She pointed to the 45 minute mark on the clock, which was fair.
Patricia's best feature is her ass. It is a great one. The pictures on [URL]www.michelleeassistentes.com[/URL] are accurate. Pretty face and nice truly blond hair, probably very early 20's. The breasts are decent, but not as great as the website would indicate. A person has to wait a long time for the site to load by the way. It will not load on my tablet at all.
She gets into the sex better than I would have expected for a brothel girl that probably has to pace herself to do several guys during her shift. I started by feeling her up, primarily her boobs and her wonderful butt, and she was active. She liked DATY but did not want digits, unfortunately. I did not ask if anal was available. She gave me a really nice BBBJ which actually surprised me since there are so many reports of CBJ at the brothels. I did not inquire as to whether CIM was available but for some reason I doubt that it was. I wanted to finish full service and did so in doggie style. She was tight and active and she liked to move from side to side a bit. I showered again afterwards and she was friendly at all times in spite of the language barrier.
I was pleased with her. A half-hour brothel experience does not rise to the level of an hour with an escort in the guy's own hotel room, so it is hard to compare her to Sofia from the previous review, but I would definitely recommend this place and recommend Patricia if a brothel experience is what is desired. Also, she let me use my own condoms, which I appreciated. I like certain brands better than others.
