Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=SonicBam;2102553]I wasn't sure of what I was in the mood for today; crazy PSE at Eden or Snowhite, reliable selection at Angels or take my chances at "regular" oily and see what happens. I flipped all these options walking down Soi 20 and decided on the middle ground of all that and Akane Soi 33.

Usual script on entering. Directed to couches on the left, welcome soft drink and presented with the menu. I went with the Fashion 3 P - 90 mins with 2nd lady for last 30 minutes "lip service". Last time I had this course at Akane the 2nd lady was a bit of a boiler in street clothes but she is there to blow you with the 1st lady naked beside you. Other people have said this is not the norm though..[/QUOTE]I visit Akane when I am feeling lazy and not up for a PSE but still want some action. I usually go for the "M" lotion massage, 90 minutes with one lady or the "V-3" massage, 90 minutes and two ladies. This includes use of a clean, spacious VIP room which has a bed with plenty of room for 3, a couch and large air mattress in the shower area. I normally book Yuki for the "M" massage and use her as a primary for the "V-3. The "M" session starts with a nice slow and easy BBBJ for about 20 minutes and then on to the shower area for a through and relaxing bath while laying on the mattress. Next is a little slip and slide followed by some rimming and a little DATY if I'm in the mood and a great blow job finish. With the time left over I ask for a body scrub. With the "V-3" I skip the body scrub and try to get 2 shots, one from each lady. In over 40 visits I have always had a positive experience. Good service is mainly what I am looking for. If you are trophy hunting it is probably best to go elsewhere.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2103112]Where have the expectations from the customer gone?[/QUOTE]Does the term "Nouveau riche" make sense here ?

[QUOTE=ParkVille;2103078]Just reach for the soap start washing yourself if they are wasting time in the tub and it isn't as enjoyable as you would like. YOU are paying. It takes all about 1-2 minutes to wash yourself. They aren't going to kill you, you're the customer. But sadly, you have to take control despite the fact that you are paying. That's just the situation it is.[/QUOTE]Ha ha. For sure I have stood up to get out of the bath before.

Do you really think rushing the girls is going to get you anything better on the bed though?

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2103112] Guess it is about being able to tell your friends that you stuck it in a looker. I think for the locals lads that is exactly what it is about. And yes, if the gals at The Lord provided PSE and multiple shots, I'd for sure partake. [/QUOTE]I think that is wrong logic, because not all of us are looking for a PSE. I can take a girl that does anal but fail to ask for it, and also not ask for any riming, nor finger up my ass, etc. These things are just not what I am typically looking for. There is little doubt that very good looking girls do not have to be pornstars to get enough business.

There is no use telling your buddy you got a fantastic looker that performed, if don't have the photos to prove it. LOL Anyway, I am all too often reporting a fantastic looker that was actually crap on the bed. So it is no way bragging rights. Look last time I really enjoyed fucking a truly stunning P4 P girl was far too long ago. I make do with well above average girls in one sense or another for my regular repeats. I am hardly motivated to repeat below average looks.

The main point about stunning girls, is that it somehow boosts my level of horniness, excitement etc. If the girl has a crap body or a crap face, I could lose my hard on much quicker, assuming I got one. It just seems so boring to fuck a very average looking girl. Just can't be bothered. A significant part of stimulation is visual for me. I had a regular street walker girl for a while, who was a good enough fuck, and I justified to myself that I was getting better value for money, yet in the end, I could not be bothered to fuck her any more, because the face and body was not good enough. Even if big high non saggy tits boosts my excitement, I still don't take the girl if her face is too ugly. Everything has to be a reasonable standard.

At the bank today saw a girl with amazing toned legs thighs and ass in very type leotard like pants from behind firstly. Then was amazed when saw the face too. Tan colour skin but extremely cute. Very young looking of course with such a body. I did not even get around to checking her tits region at all. LOL There is no doubt she would never get a knock back if she wanted a fuck, I reckon. Plenty of other girls, I would knock back even if free. It is just too dull to fuck uglies. I don't need that no matter how cheap they are and no matter how good they are as a pornstar. In Thermae I won't go below the top 3 girls for looks. Just don't like to compromise too much. It is not like I can't move on possibly even go without for the evening. Last night was first fuck for a few days, and just was a regular reliable GFE bargirl from Shark with stamina to go at least 90 minutes for the ST. Well above average looks, but not at all stunning. I had actually intended to splurge and do first 3some in a while, but the other sexy target girl was absent. Not just any girl will do.

Different guys get turned on in different ways. You need pornstar service. Others need extra good looks as a priority. Yes I need a GFE as well, that is the problem with many Soapy girls of today.

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At the bank today saw a girl with amazing toned legs thighs and ass in very type leotard like pants from behind firstly. Then was amazed when saw the face too. Tan colour skin but extremely cute. Very young looking of course with such a body. I did not even get around to checking her tits region at all. LOL There is no doubt she would never get a knock back if she wanted a fuck, I reckon.

[/QUOTE]Syzygies, may I ask why you didn't say something funny or charming in Thai to that girl and introduce yourself to her? Or did you and she just politely say Hi and nothing else?

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2103208]Syzygies, may I ask why you didn't say something funny or charming in Thai to that girl and introduce yourself to her? Or did you and she just politely say Hi and nothing else?[/QUOTE]Well if she was ugly, no one would bother. I know it is very Thai to ask "where are you going?" but usually implies ulterior motives. In my country we don't suddenly accost strangers and start getting fresh, we are taught to mind own business, and not hassle strangers. In this case could have been a 16 or 17 YO for all I know. Looked very young although dressed rather to show off her amazing ass and curves. I know in Europe complete strangers are greeting each other but I never really understood why.

Personally I don't like to hassle people that have no interest in me.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2103467]Well if she was ugly, no one would bother. I know it is very Thai to ask "where are you going?" but usually implies ulterior motives. In my country we don't suddenly accost strangers and start getting fresh, we are taught to mind own business, and not hassle strangers. In this case could have been a 16 or 17 YO for all I know. Looked very young although dressed rather to show off her amazing ass and curves. I know in Europe complete strangers are greeting each other but I never really understood why.

Personally I don't like to hassle people that have no interest in me.[/QUOTE]No, I don't recommend you or anyone else hassle anyone. I was talking about simply saying something funny or charming in her language while the two of you were sharing the same space and breathing the same air in a bank. And I don't mean some crude suggestion that she drop everything and follow you to the nearest hotel room for sex. But it seems to me you are a special case. If anyone needs to take at least some moderately bold steps to weed out the delicate flowers and frightened weak sisters from the girls who are truly intrigued and open to engaging and fucking farangs among the hot girls in town and has the language skills to pull it off sooner rather than later, that would be you.

How on earth would or should a Thai girl like the one in the bank show interest in you until or unless you say something to her first? Buddy of mine is extremely ugly and looks years older than me. Yet he is constantly getting phone numbers and later dating and fucking lovely young Thai girls in their late teens or early twenties that I couldn't imagine would be up for screwing anyone more than 5-10 years their senior. You know what his winning, clever and bold opening line is? He looks at them and smiles, says, "Oh, you look so pretty. Do you speak English? Where are you from?" They say their province. "What is your name? My name is Paul." Then it just goes naturally from there. They help. That's it! lol.

The shocking thing is EVERY girl in Thailand that he has ever used those lame and creaky old opening lines on smiles broadly and responds to his attention to them. Ok, let's say your bank girl is miles and miles and miles and miles more beautiful than any girl I or this ugly old dude have ever seen. But your advantage is you are no doubt younger and better looking than him and you speak Thai fluently. Worth a try, imo.

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2103483] Yet he is constantly getting phone numbers and later dating and fucking lovely young Thai girls in their late teens or early twenties that I couldn't imagine would be up for screwing anyone more than 5-10 years their senior. You know what his winning, clever and bold opening line is? He looks at them and smiles, says, "Oh, you look so pretty. Do you speak English? Where are you from?" They say their province. "What is your name? My name is Paul." Then it just goes naturally from there. They help. That's it! lol.
[/QUOTE]H ha! Hardly very special pickup lines. That would not be stretching my Thai much at all. Thai 101 covers it, the key probably is in pronunciation, where being too good might even count against me. LOL American Thai sounds really funny! I don't have that.

Any the girl would have known she was fucking hot! So I am sure she gets flirted with a real lot.

One problem is I don't want to complicate things by dating any young girls, I have GF already plus a few regular girls. If I was unattached, I might get a bit more adventurous. As it is my only requirement from other girls is sex, and even that need has been declining. I don't have any desire to take a young hot girl out on a date, although might be worthwhile if extras were forthcoming.

Being only very occasionally in BKK, I decided to try a bit of everythng. Here my report. Started with Thermae just because I love the system, despite previous abd experiences. And this one was not different. Being farang and not really attractive, I must rely on the girls who smile to me. The oen I went with was really slim but very beautiful face and kind. However in bed, again a cold fish. Next day I met an older lady from ThaiCupid, very nice person but language was somewhat a problem. However in bed one could see she had experience and was not reluctant. Next day a semi-pro from ThaiFriendly: was as expected: well-done but little feeling, "pro". Fourth day a mature lady from ThaiCupid, divorced and little experienced in sex as she was honest to tell me. Said had never sucked and I did believe quite soon. She was really reluctant but after relaxing we went very wet and tried BJ. Soon she knew how to do and after some minutes even seemed to enjoy. Next morning she was asking for! Meet her end of month when returning there and I am quite sure she will even do CIM. Had no sex for long time and really liked it! Very good finding! Last day just went to Beergarden on Saturday evening. Was crowded, more ladies than men but few tempting. Was lucky to get the sexiest of them, a 46 y leady with well-conserved body. In bed she was extremely nice, sucking me for long time because I had problems to cum despite being really horny. She tried and tried until I finally made it. Once again, I can just say: Thermae is filled with really young nice bodies but forming an army of cold fishes while Beergarden (as you see I like only FLs) can be a place to find a gem. While this lady was particulalrly nice, I can onyl say that the least good lady in Beergarden was still ebtter than the ebst in Thermae during my last 2 year experience. Each one's taste, depends what you look for. Enjoy it!

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2103192]Plenty of other girls, I would knock back even if free. It is just too dull to fuck uglies. I don't need that no matter how cheap they are and no matter how good they are as a pornstar. In Thermae I won't go below the top 3 girls for looks. Just don't like to compromise too much. It is not like I can't move on possibly even go without for the evening. Last night was first fuck for a few days, and just was a regular reliable GFE bargirl from Shark with stamina to go at least 90 minutes for the ST. Well above average looks, but not at all stunning. I had actually intended to splurge and do first 3some in a while, but the other sexy target girl was absent. Not just any girl will do.

Different guys get turned on in different ways. You need pornstar service. Others need extra good looks as a priority. Yes I need a GFE as well, that is the problem with many Soapy girls of today.[/QUOTE]If I lived in Thailand I would probably be the same. However, work forces me to spend considerable time in a Caribbean island where the pickings are slim. Many times I have sessioned 4's maybe even 3's in favor of 7's that I had been with many times before just to experience a new girl. I don't think I will ever lose the desire for some strange.

I saw a couple of positive reviews for Ying on *** so I decided to give her a go as my former Bangkok regular is no longer around. Ying is not a stunner, I'd say 7/10, but she seems to like to both give and receive which is important to me. I ended up sessioning with her twice, once at the shop off of Soi 22 Sukhamvit and once at my hotel. Both sessions were hot. Lots of DFK and mutual fondling and sucking. Ying's boobs are enhanced but feel natural. She has a landing strip pussy which she loves to have licked and sucked. It's not always easy to find a GFE provider in a Bangkok massage shop but Ying meets the test.

I went to Chrome Bar at around 1 PM the other day. There were 7-8 girls to choose from. Nothing spectacular but a couple of quite cute ones. They had two options, one hour for 2000 baht and two hours for 3000 baht. I went with the 2 hour option. The girl I chose was called Vi, she was older than I thought (35) but looked younger. Very nice body and really friendly, laughing a lot and smiling. Shower together and then 30 min Nuru massage, very interesting feeling. Finished the Nuru with a BBBJ with CIM. Shower again then Thai massage on the bed, which was a bit weak for my taste. After the massage some nice sex in different positions. All in all very pleasant experience. Have not tried any other place yet so can't compare, but for me this was a great first choice, would definitely recommend.

[QUOTE=Lion55;2104493]I saw a couple of positive reviews for Ying on *** ....[/QUOTE]It's not clear for me from your comment where to find lady Ying. I had to look it up. And I found lady Ying at Exotic Massage on Soi 22 Sukhamvit:

[URL]http://www.exoticmassagebangkok.com/girls/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Dan7373;2104614]It's not clear for me from your comment where to find lady Ying. I had to look it up. And I found lady Ying at Exotic Massage on Soi 22 Sukhamvit:

[URL]http://www.exoticmassagebangkok.com/girls/[/URL][/QUOTE]Thanks for posting. Silly of me for not having included info on where to find her.

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