Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Panhead;2104721]Hello is Porno still the Star at Snowwhite is has the order changed in a Year.[/QUOTE]Intriguing.

Went to Chrome Bar on my final day in Bangkok as I wanted to try Nuru after hearing some friends rave about it. I guess it must have been a busy afternoon as only two ladies were available. Both were on the larger side than is my preference but I'm not overly picky so I went with #1 (Pei) based on recommendation of the papasan. All I can say is wow! The lady sure know how to fuck and seems to enjoy it. Body slide and b2 b massage on the nuru mat was fun. Pei got me off with a nice HJ for the first pop. She then gave me a better than average massage, giving me a chance to recover. On the flip junior began to stir which prompted her to go for BBBJ which was great. I didn't want to lose it so I asked her for the cover. She suited me up and lowered herself in ACG. And then she began to bounce on my cock like a maniac. I matched her bounces with my thrusts as best as I could but it was difficult to keep up with her. After about 10 minutes I switched to k9 as I wanted a view of her ass which is more Latina looking than Asian. Again she was pushing back as I thrust. The FS was so hot that I managed a second pop, which doesn't always happen for me in a two-hour session.

[QUOTE=Lion55;2104922]Went to Chrome Bar on my final day in Bangkok as I wanted to try Nuru after hearing some friends rave about it. I guess it must have been a busy afternoon as only two ladies were available. Both were on the larger side than is my preference but I'm not overly picky so I went with #1 (Pei) based on recommendation of the papasan. All I can say is wow! The lady sure know how to fuck and seems to enjoy it. Body slide and b2 b massage on the nuru mat was fun. Pei got me off with a nice HJ for the first pop. She then gave me a better than average massage, giving me a chance to recover. On the flip junior began to stir which prompted her to go for BBBJ which was great. I didn't want to lose it so I asked her for the cover. She suited me up and lowered herself in ACG. And then she began to bounce on my cock like a maniac. I matched her bounces with my thrusts as best as I could but it was difficult to keep up with her. After about 10 minutes I switched to k9 as I wanted a view of her ass which is more Latina looking than Asian. Again she was pushing back as I thrust. The FS was so hot that I managed a second pop, which doesn't always happen for me in a two-hour session.[/QUOTE]What are the prices at Chrome Bar now?

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2104926]What are the prices at Chrome Bar now?[/QUOTE]Hey GS, you can check out post #15901 for the answer!

I had a booking at the Lord for Friday night. I booked model XL 24 through the Line app days before, because I have one of the mamasans contact details in my phone. She confirmed the booking and I even got a message from her Friday afternoon asking me if its still confirmed. I arrived at the Lord on time and she walked me over to the bar area and told me her she is. Was very surprised because the girl was a totally different girl. I told her this ids not who I booked and she looked confused. The girl that was there was XL 12. She then started talking Thai to the girl and then told me that XL 24 is sick she has a period and couldn't show up. I call bullshit, but what can I do. I looked around but no other girl I saw attractive and there was not that many either. It was 7:00 PM and were not that many girls working at that time. So I went along with XL 12 her name is Pop and paid and went to the rooms. She is very very tall girl, nice long legs, and long brown hair. She has white skin and big eyes. Definitely a nose job but not very noticeable. Overall she looked good but I was feeling disappointed inside. I think she noticed that and felt it, so it made the mood awkward. In the room we talked while she filled up the tub and seeing her from close up I actually thought she is a pretty girl. She was wearing a long grey dress underneath a black thong and a black bra. When she undressed I got happy because her body was very nice. Nice big breasts which felt real, flat stomach and tight body. She told me she used tom play a lot of volleyball in school. Her pussy was partially shaved. In the tub she washed me and and after started sliding up and down on my cock with her boobs and after gave me a BBJ. I tried to kiss her but she said she can't because of her braces on her teeth. The no kissing was a turn of for me because it made the whole thing feel mechanical. After on the bed she gave me a nice BBJ again and I touched her pussy which was totally wet. The I flipped her over and spread her legs and gave her DATY which she loved very much. Moaning like crazy and saying OMG, oh fuck so good! I just loved how she was enjoying it. After I fucked her with a condom in missionary. We were both sweating and she was very very loud. Sometimes when I put my head close to hers she opened her mouth for a kiss. We came together and after we just sat on the bed talking. To be honest I had a good time with her and if she kissed more it would have been perfect. On Sunday night I returned to the Lord hoping for a nice lineup. Only 3 XL girls were working XL 10, XL 4 and the last I don't even remember, she was so busy on her phone could barely even see her face. The papasan told me he recommends XL 4. It was hard to choose because they were standing little bit far away and not much difference in face, and could not see the body because of the dress they wore. So I went with XL 4. When we got to the room I started to regret my decision a lot. She is a 27 years old Thai with a little bit of Indian mix in her. She had a big fatty ass, big but hanging breasts and overall not nice looking body. Overall I would give her a 4/10. Her face was the only positive thing about her. She had very long brown hair and pretty big eyes and a shaved pussy. She had zero plastic surgery, but she sure could use a touch up here and there. She told me you look worried because I was looking at her. I thought you can sure read my face well, worried was just one of the many disappointments I was feeling. I thought Ok lets just get this over with and leave. Cross it off as a bad memory. In the tub she washed me then gave me a surprisingly very very good BBJ, she took it all the way in her mouth until she almost gagged. After we went onto the bed where more DFK, and BBJ followed. I was fingering her tight pussy while she was sucking me. After she got a condom and pulled it on me, and bent over, I flipped her around because her ass isn't something I want to look at, so I fucked her in missionary. She was rubbing her clit and playing with her nipples while I was fucking her. We came together and after she asked me if I want massage, I opted for none, so we cleaned up and I was just thinking about getting out of there. While dressing up she asked me if I want another round and I said no. She wasn't my type at all and even if she meant it and it wasn't a joke I would not want to fuck her again. Seriously I don't understand what is going on at the Lord. How they rank these girls. While I was leaving with her I saw some asians walking to the rooms with other girls. They looked so hot, and pretty and young. Way better then mine. I took a glimpse at their badge and I could see the category letters O and K. These two categories are lower in raking than XL, yet they were so much more better looking. What is up with that? Isn't higher the category and price the girls looking should be prettier with better body. Thats what would make sense, but I think this is non longer the case here. Also what happened with my booking is also disappointing even though the replacement girl was nice. I remember a year ago I was at the Lord first time in my life and after going there 4 days in a row I wanted to make a booking before I left the city. I booked a girl and on the day of the booking I get a phone call from the mamasan saying she has a period and can't make it, but can replace the girl with another one who I knew from before; and this way I still confirmed the booking and turned out all good. But this time why they didn't call me then? So far I had a good run at this place but the last two occasions were a let down.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2104926]What are the prices at Chrome Bar now?[/QUOTE]2000 for 1 HR; 3000 for 2 hrs.

[QUOTE=Lion55;2105154]2000 for 1 HR; 3000 for 2 hrs.[/QUOTE]Thanks much!

[QUOTE=DrCox;2105052]I had a booking at the Lord for Friday night. I booked model XL 24 through the Line app days before, because I have one of the mamasans contact details in my phone. She confirmed the booking and I even got a message from her Friday afternoon asking me if its still confirmed. I arrived at the Lord on time and she walked me over to the bar area and told me her she is. Was very surprised because the girl was a totally different girl. I told her this ids not who I booked and she looked confused. The girl that was there was XL 12. She then started talking Thai to the girl and then told me that XL 24 is sick she has a period and couldn't show up. I call bullshit, but what can I do. I looked around but no other girl I saw attractive and there was not that many either. It was 7:00 PM and were not that many girls working at that time. So I went along with XL 12 her name is Pop and paid and went to the rooms.
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Seriously I don't understand what is going on at the Lord. How they rank these girls. While I was leaving with her I saw some asians walking to the rooms with other girls. They looked so hot, and pretty and young. Way better then mine. I took a glimpse at their badge and I could see the category letters O and K. These two categories are lower in raking than XL, yet they were so much more better looking. What is up with that? Isn't higher the category and price the girls looking should be prettier with better body. Thats what would make sense, but I think this is non longer the case here. Also what happened with my booking is also disappointing even though the replacement girl was nice. I remember a year ago I was at the Lord first time in my life and after going there 4 days in a row I wanted to make a booking before I left the city. I booked a girl and on the day of the booking I get a phone call from the mamasan saying she has a period and can't make it, but can replace the girl with another one who I knew from before; and this way I still confirmed the booking and turned out all good. But this time why they didn't call me then? So far I had a good run at this place but the last two occasions were a let down.[/QUOTE]A few observations.

First I don't believe it is worthwhile booking a girl until the day and after checking she has arrived at work. Girls are just too unreliable. This is Thailand. Bookings for the future are intended for Hotel Rooms, not for girls.

Don't take a girl just because some papasan recommends her. He could be getting paid a kickback to recommend her, so his recommendation is not likely to mean anything other than he gains by it. If you have a long term relationship with a very reliable cheer person, that you tip for good advice, that is different. Even if he gets no kickback, his taste may not be your taste, or he may just feel sorry for a girl getting low bookings. So better you choose but use cheer person to answer questions like are her tits real or not. Is she likely to be willing to DFK? I would be asking for which girls really prefer Farangs. Tip cheer persons afterwards if they gave good advice. I don't like to tip them too much in advance if they told me bullshit. A token tip up front is okay No more than 100 Baht.

I do agree that it is very hard to asses a girl's figure when she is seated. I try to move around a bit to see her from different angles, to try to avoid big assed girls or girls with significant belly flab. Nothing is fool-proof but girls in Lord should not be having bad bodies, it is just that my taste is extra slim.

In the end nothing is guaranteed. My good looking white skinned Lord girl was not worth a repeat, as no DFK and she just wasn't really into it that much. Looks like you got lucky with XL12. The price is steep if get a girl that is very so-so. I recently got an absolute stunner at Emmanuelle who was slim and perfect body for me. She was crap on the bed with too much restrictions and no GFE, terrible BJ. The advantage was the price was lower so a little less money wasted. LOL.

In my case I need to find girls that have a lot of experience with Farangs and prefer bigger Farang customers. That is not so easy at the Lord. These places are significantly better for Asian customers, I feel.

[QUOTE=Lion55;2104922]Went to Chrome Bar on my final day in Bangkok as I wanted to try Nuru after hearing some friends rave about it. I guess it must have been a busy afternoon as only two ladies were available. Both were on the larger side than is my preference but I'm not overly picky so I went with #1 (Pei) based on recommendation of the papasan. All I can say is wow! The lady sure know how to fuck and seems to enjoy it. Body slide and b2 b massage on the nuru mat was fun. Pei got me off with a nice HJ for the first pop. She then gave me a better than average massage, giving me a chance to recover. On the flip junior began to stir which prompted her to go for BBBJ which was great. I didn't want to lose it so I asked her for the cover. She suited me up and lowered herself in ACG. And then she began to bounce on my cock like a maniac. I matched her bounces with my thrusts as best as I could but it was difficult to keep up with her. After about 10 minutes I switched to k9 as I wanted a view of her ass which is more Latina looking than Asian. Again she was pushing back as I thrust. The FS was so hot that I managed a second pop, which doesn't always happen for me in a two-hour session.[/QUOTE]I have used a few times in the past with up to 3 or 4 different girls, all of slimmer build. Never had a bad time there. I probably repeated 3 out of the 4 girls. I read some guys don't like the rooms, however significantly better for me than the Annies rooms. I don't see the problem. They use a padded mat rather than airbed but it is practical for me. Good for fucking on for those that are adaptable.

I recall some extended vigour fucks too. Only one of the girls I ever tried there was a little on the lazy side, but that was during a threesome. The other girl more than made up for it.

[QUOTE=Lion55;2104922]Went to Chrome Bar on my final day in Bangkok as I wanted to try Nuru after hearing some friends rave about it. I guess it must have been a busy afternoon as only two ladies were available. Both were on the larger side than is my preference but I'm not overly picky so I went with #1 (Pei) based on recommendation of the papasan. All I can say is wow! The lady sure know how to fuck and seems to enjoy it. Body slide and b2 b massage on the nuru mat was fun. Pei got me off with a nice HJ for the first pop. She then gave me a better than average massage, giving me a chance to recover. On the flip junior began to stir which prompted her to go for BBBJ which was great. I didn't want to lose it so I asked her for the cover. She suited me up and lowered herself in ACG. And then she began to bounce on my cock like a maniac. I matched her bounces with my thrusts as best as I could but it was difficult to keep up with her. After about 10 minutes I switched to k9 as I wanted a view of her ass which is more Latina looking than Asian. Again she was pushing back as I thrust. The FS was so hot that I managed a second pop, which doesn't always happen for me in a two-hour session.[/QUOTE]Any baby damage on Pei or is she child free? I'm going to completely forego the ones with kids from now on I think.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2105299]Any baby damage on Pei or is she child free? I'm going to completely forego the ones with kids from now on I think.[/QUOTE]She has a kid but no noticeable damage. Just be advised that she is not a small woman. By no means BBF, but heavier than average including a bubble but ass.

[QUOTE=Lion55;2105331]She has a kid but no noticeable damage. Just be advised that she is not a small woman. By no means BBF, but heavier than average including a bubble but ass.[/QUOTE]It's not just the baby damage, so many guys are clearly scared that the pussy might not be tight enough. They need dick crushing pussies. LOL. I don't see how it matters since many of them seem to be more keen to do the asshole.

I am different, I like semi-loose pussy on a girl that can use her muscles to give a good feel. My Mrs. Has a child but still very good tight pussy (perhaps a little too tight) and no saggy bits, so I am always very keen to have her for sex. Never got bored with her (after many years) even she is no pornstar.

I have only one regular girl left with no baby. Too many others are dick scared, and don't like a full penetration, or are suffering already from some other guy that just fucked them too hard causing bruised and inflamed uterus.

[QUOTE=Lion55;2105331]She has a kid but no noticeable damage. Just be advised that she is not a small woman. By no means BBF, but heavier than average including a bubble but ass.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the candid reply. Passed by Chrome this evening about 9 pm. There was nothing outside that I would consider at that time.

[QUOTE=DrCox;2105052]...Seriously I don't understand what is going on at the Lord. How they rank these girls. While I was leaving with her I saw some asians walking to the rooms with other girls. They looked so hot, and pretty and young. Way better then mine. I took a glimpse at their badge and I could see the category letters O and K. These two categories are lower in raking than XL, yet they were so much more better looking. What is up with that? ...[/QUOTE]Yes indeed, I asked myself that question a number of times upon visiting the Lord, I. E. What criteria do they use to rank these girls?

And now, when a buddy is visiting Bangkok (often with their SO), and asks me where he can find the hottest girls in Bangkok without being away too long from the SO, I mention The Lord but I have to preface it with the warning that things may look different than we think. Then I have to explain, if I get a chance, that the management at The Lord does not think like us. We would rank the girls way differently than them.

Syz advice is right on, go there in person and take your time to pick a girl, and don't pay attention to their ranking.

[QUOTE=DrCox;2105052]-snip-

So I went with XL 4. When we got to the room I started to regret my decision a lot. She is a 27 years old Thai with a little bit of Indian mix in her. She had a big fatty ass, big but hanging breasts and overall not nice looking body. Overall I would give her a 4/10. Her face was the only positive thing about her. She had very long brown hair and pretty big eyes and a shaved pussy. She had zero plastic surgery, but she sure could use a touch up here and there. She told me you look worried because I was looking at her. I thought you can sure read my face well, worried was just one of the many disappointments I was feeling. I thought Ok lets just get this over with and leave. Cross it off as a bad memory. In the tub she washed me then gave me a surprisingly very very good BBJ, she took it all the way in her mouth until she almost gagged. After we went onto the bed where more DFK, and BBJ followed. I was fingering her tight pussy while she was sucking me. After she got a condom and pulled it on me, and bent over, I flipped her around because her ass isn't something I want to look at, so I fucked her in missionary. She was rubbing her clit and playing with her nipples while I was fucking her. We came together and after she asked me if I want massage, I opted for none, so we cleaned up and I was just thinking about getting out of there. While dressing up she asked me if I want another round and I said no. She wasn't my type at all and even if she meant it and it wasn't a joke I would not want to fuck her again. Seriously I don't understand what is going on at the Lord. How they rank these girls. While I was leaving with her I saw some asians walking to the rooms with other girls. They looked so hot, and pretty and young. Way better then mine. I took a glimpse at their badge and I could see the category letters O and K. These two categories are lower in raking than XL, yet they were so much more better looking. What is up with that? Isn't higher the category and price the girls looking should be prettier with better body. Thats what would make sense, but I think this is non longer the case here.

-snip-[/QUOTE]Isn't it possible that those lower-rated but hotter, prettier and younger girls on their way to a room with the Asian guys would in no way provide the sexual services you got with the higher-rated uglier one and that is why the uglier one is rated higher, due to her willingness to provide better sexual service and nothing to do with her looks? I mean, is it logical in a place like The Lord that is the consideration the papasan takes into account when he recommends a girl to a Farang vs an Asian? Maybe he gets tons of complaints about lousy service from Farangs who take those hotter, prettier and younger girls and rarely gets such complaints from the Asians who take them. Just a thought.