Sao Paulo Reports

Some of you need to brush up on your reading skills because some of you clearly misread very basic things I'm writing and as an avid reader and writer you might as well cum on my back and slap my dick because I won't stand for it.

I booked my place knowing it was cold because I had a wingman with boots on the ground relaying valuable intel like the weather so when I found the first airbnb and it clearly stated it had heating and when I tried to crank up the unit, it called me a queer and told me to freeze. The host adamantly defended his homophobic A / see Heater unit and told me I was wrong. So I cancelled and found a new place and same thing happened but at least this time when I called the host and a handy man came running as they could hear my American nationality and would be charged with human right violations if I was not taken care of. They fixed it a bit and it helped but I wasn't about to leave AGAIN so I just stuck with it and took my chances. This place had a nice duvet so wasn't so bad.

The most important thing is you DON'T want to get sick from the cold as it will really impact your game and no one wants to be with someone coughing up their lungs. Would you go with a girl who is clearly sick? I got a bit sick from mother nature's cold cock down my pipes but luckily this buck don't stop here mr president and I was able to make a full recovery in 24 hrs.

Airbnb hosts will lie or not fix things like heating, cooling, wifi, etc so my suggestion is for things like that. Cancel immediately, contact airbnb and find a new place because a good trip and a bad one is really dependent on your home base from MY EXPERIENCE.

[QUOTE=Nounce;2772724]I think you should not book it in the first place if the host does not say the place offers heating in the listing. It is reasonable to cancel only if heating is listed but not available.[/QUOTE]Hindsight is 20/20 and if we all had known things beforehand we'd do things differently I'm sure. If I had known I would never have a 12 in cock and would have to settle with only 11 ins instead I would have asked to not be born but alas here I am, struggling but striving, the embodiment of man.

[QUOTE=Bearsi;2773181]Some of you need to brush up on your reading skills because some of you clearly misread very basic things I'm writing....[/QUOTE]I can help them. haha.The word "You" in my post should be read as "One". I hope that is better.

[QUOTE=JimmyBoy99;2773169] Stopped by Brooklyn Club Monday, Went to Muchachos bar[/QUOTE] Thanks for posting your experience with these two clubs. It's refreshing to see a report on venues that are rarely discussed on this board. SP is full of venues but everybody including myself tend to go to the main venues and rarely venture outside my comfort zone to venues that are a distance away or not extensively reviewed / frequented by ISG members.

Hopefully on my next trip sometime in '23 I may venture to a few such venues.
Thanks.

[QUOTE=UniversalX;2772967]Has anyone checked out 2028 Bar Augusta since it is close to Renaissance Sao Paulo Hotel? I haven't seen any recent reports.

[URL]http://www.2028bar.com.br/[/URL]

Rua Augusta, 2028.

01412-000 - Cerqueira seesar.

Sao Paulo / SP.

Planning a trip to SP in '23 looking for intel.[/QUOTE]I am planning to visit SP and staying at the Renaissance 3rd week of January. I will check this club out unless someone else already have a report to share?

[QUOTE=HiddenEye;2772852]There is no bad season for the sport in SP, however there are better weeks of the year than others.[/QUOTE]I met this girl on my last visit to Bomboa during my worst trip ever to Brazil (October-November). I spent 15 days in SP and 2 in RJ. The first morning I woke up with flu which lasted one week and still after that I wasn't fully recovered. I managed to go four times to Bomboa and once to Scandallo. We drank a lot and had a dangerous ride in her car to my hotel where we drank more, ate chocolates and fucked. Bomboa is still my favorite boate.

2 posts on 2028:

[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?2204-Sao-Paulo-Reports&p=2513160[/URL]#post2513160.

[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?2204-Sao-Paulo-Reports&p=2504087&highlight=2028[/URL]#post2504087.

[QUOTE=UniversalX;2772967]Has anyone checked out 2028 Bar Augusta since it is close to Renaissance Sao Paulo Hotel? I haven't seen any recent reports.

[URL]http://www.2028bar.com.br/[/URL]

Rua Augusta, 2028.

01412-000 - Cerqueira seesar.

Sao Paulo / SP.

Planning a trip to SP in '23 looking for intel.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TheCritic;2773244]Thanks for posting your experience with these two clubs. It's refreshing to see a report on venues that are rarely discussed on this board. SP is full of venues but everybody including myself tend to go to the main venues and rarely venture outside my comfort zone to venues that are a distance away or not extensively reviewed / frequented by ISG members.

Hopefully on my next trip sometime in '23 I may venture to a few such venues.
Thanks.[/QUOTE]Went back Thursday night about 11 PM. Christmas party, so 20 Real entry (consumable) . Three buses from Av. Ibirapuera in Moema stop 250 meters form the bar. After 12:30 AM, buses are not direct anymore to return to Moema. Had my usual house drink (vodka and enegertico, usually 10 Real but tonight 20 Real). Place was packed. More than 80 girls at midnight, so probably about a hundred including the girls in the bathroom and doing rooms. A lot of chubby ones, but also many slim. Mostly average looking, but some quite pretty. At least as many guys. Lots of customers doing rooms. There was going top be a musical program at 2 AM but I did not want to hang around that long for it. Fun place to spend an hour or two for a low price, even if you don't do a room.

Having another Christmas party tonight, with the same musical program at the same time.

Thanks! That looks like it will work well for me this trip.

[QUOTE=Nebulousity;2772877]Clinica Tangara posted their Christmas week hours on WhatsApp:

12/24 10 am to 5 pm.

12/25 closed.

12/26 - 12/30 normal hours.

12/31 10 am to 5 pm.

1/1 closed.

1/2 normal hours.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Juanjo767;2773413]2 posts on 2028:
[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?2204-Sao-Paulo-Reports&p=2513160[/URL]#post2513160.
[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?2204-Sao-Paulo-Reports&p=2504087&highlight=2028[/URL]#post2504087.[/QUOTE]OK, my oversight, Smh.

XXL & Meistro1 did mentioned 2028 Augusta Bar, listen [URL]https://youtu.be/jSpBwt4hFN8[/URL] for as long as I have been on this board, I did not think to look for posts that are almost 2 years old to date and 280 pages ago. Since I was looking for [U]recent[/U] information of at least 6 months to present day. 2-year-old reports do not indicate what may be going on present day.

Thanks for participating.

So, any recent report is welcome.

[QUOTE=JimmyBoy99;2773418]Went back Thursday night about 11 PM. Christmas party, so 20 Real entry (consumable) . Three buses from Av. Ibirapuera in Moema stop 250 meters form the bar.
Having another Christmas party tonight, with the same musical program at the same time.[/QUOTE]Is this Brooklyn Club or Muchachos bar you are talking about here? Had never been to either one, only Casarão. Casarão must be jammed packed full on those Christmas night parties.

[QUOTE=Bearsi;2773181]........11 ins instead.....[/QUOTE]I feel for you man, you can't monger in Asia.

Which venues are open tonight? Thinking of heading to Casarao tn.

[QUOTE=TheCane;2772503]I took my very first trip to Sao Paulo during the winter months down there. I didn't like the hotel I chose, and one reason was that it was pretty drafty and cool in the room. I just couldn't get warm enough in there. Sounds like it's a problem at hotels all over town. I decided to deal with the issue in the future by never going down there again during their winter months. I've stuck with that approach and its worked out fine.[/QUOTE]Finally, It took me concluding my last trip to SP / Rio to realize that I don't like visiting during the Brazilian winter months as well. Cold hotel rooms / Apts without heat are a deal breaker for me. If it happens to rain, which it often does during winter days and nights, it pretty much guarantees a lack of any solid amount of action at a majority of the venues. From now on when I choose to visit Brazil in the the winter, I'm headed straight to the north, northeast or amazonas where the weather never gets cold.

[QUOTE=Regex1;2773637]Which venues are open tonight? Thinking of heading to Casarao tn.[/QUOTE]It is open tonight. That block is an anomaly. Most boates and clubs on that block are open or appear to be open but without customers so far.

I do wonder how many girls are working. That reminds me something I read on GPG. There are a few funny posts on that page now.

[quote]
The other day in front of the club, a newcomer asked if he could look at the house, the security guard said: "Cross the street and look from there, then you can see everything".
[/quote]

I walked thru Ibirapuera Park earlier. There were a lot of people out in the park. But it was pretty dead outside when I walked east to Itaim Bibi, almost all stores were closed, my plan be, and see all closed. The only popular place open is Bar e Lanches Estado in Republica that was where I went. This place almost never close and food is good.

[QUOTE=UniversalX;2773450]OK, my oversight, Smh.

XXL & Meistro1 did mentioned 2028 Augusta Bar, listen [URL]https://youtu.be/jSpBwt4hFN8[/URL] for as long as I have been on this board, I did not think to look for posts that are almost 2 years old to date and 280 pages ago. Since I was looking for [U]recent[/U] information of at least 6 months to present day. 2-year-old reports do not indicate what may be going on present day.

Thanks for participating.

So, any recent report is welcome.[/QUOTE]Yeah I remember posting something about an "Augusta Bar". That was when many Covid restrictions were still in place. Casarao was officially closed remember? Well, not quite, for it turned out the Augusta Bar was none other than Casarao opening surreptitiously during daytime. The premises at the back were closed, only the main room now accommodating the bar and the dance floor was open. From there a staircase led to the other building (the "hotel") where the short time rooms are situated (so there was no need to go out onto the street with the girl to session).

Only 9 months later, during my latest stay in SP, did it dawn on me Casarao was in fact what I had first known as the Augusta Bar.