[QUOTE=RogerThis;1929053]I was staying in Hotel Kyiv. It's not bad. It's cheap. I called a girl on relaxportal. She looked hot, if it was her. She wanted 1000. There was a hotter girl with the same number who wanted 1500. I haven't seen that before. Anyway, I gave her my hotel room number, and she said she'd be there in half an hour. Half an hour later there was a knock on the door. Outside was a bloke in a suit. He said there was a girl for me downstairs. He said no. He didn't speak much English. Perhaps he wanted a bribe. I said, well, shall I come down and sort it out? He called reception and the receptionist explained that they don't let visitors in without ID. Like a fool I went down. The receptionist, the guy who had come to my room and another guy were all standing around in suits looking at me. The girl wasn't there. They said she was outside with her taxi. I went outside and found her. It wasn't the girl from the picture, not by a long way, but she was sort of OK in the dark and she was friendly and I was in the mood, so I got in the taxi with her. (She told me hotel Ukraine and hotel Dnipro are girl friendly.) We drove 5 minutes to a street off Maidan. She made a lot of funny finger signs at the driver. I guess she was saying "charge him too much and give me half later" he asked for 200, which is outrageous but what could I do stuck in a car with a tough driver and a hooker? We went upstairs, there were two other girls and a madam in the flat. The madam was actually the hottest. One of the girls was better than mine but I wasn't sure if I could swap. She sent me off to shower by myself.
Now this girl whose name is Lera and her pictures have long dark hair (I think there's a blonde Lera on relaxportal too) has absolutely the worst possible temperament to be a prostitute. She accepted no input from me about what to do. She started with a bad covered BJ. Then she got on top and started grinding away. Every time I tried to touch her she pushed my hand away roughly with her elbow. I moved my mouth towards her breasts. No kissing. After a couple of minutes she started sighing and muttering to herself and shaking her head. Under the circumstances I couldn't maintain an erection. As soon as she felt me getting soft she climbed off and after a lot of complaining about "not normal sex" she tried giving me a rough handjob. She went on sighing and muttering and after a few minutes she gave up. She spent a bit of time sitting on the bed sighing and swearing and looking at the wall, and a bit of time doing something with her phone, then she said time was up. I'm not sure if I'm allowed to post links on here? Her number in the URL on relaxportal is 15925. Keep away. She's nothing special to look at anyway.
When I went back to my hotel the three guys in suits were standing together right by the door. I smiled politely. Two of them looked away and the other one gave me a long hard look. I would have thought a cheap 3 star city hotel would be used to this. Perhaps they're just unhappy I didn't give them a couple of hundred to look the other way.
I give up on Ukraine for now. Maybe if I pay 1500 or 2000 I'll get proper service but I'm not going to take the chance. I'm off to Greece. (I'm sure Ukraine would be very rewarding if I went about it the right way, I don't mean to denigrate the country as a destination, but maybe my bad experiences can help others make better choices about how to approach it).
Incidentally, I'm a breast man. I find it frustrating when girls won't let me kiss or suck them. Some of these websites have long lists of what the girls will and won't do, but they never mention tit-sucking. I wonder why that is. I don't really need to know about anal fisting and crap (give) but I'd like to be able to pick a girl who'll let me suck her tits.
One last thing. I stayed earlier in Hotel Bratislava, another cheap but acceptable 3-star, by metro Darnitsa. They have a nightclub called something like Monsieur Gustave. The posters in the lift say it has a strip show with "extended crazy menu". I guess that means you can take girls out? Might be worth checking out. I only noticed it as I was coming down in the lift to check out. Too late.[/QUOTE]Thank you Roger for an honest report. Great information about the challenges a newbie may encounter in Kiev.
I'm a risk taker when in Kiev and one of the biggest problems for me was the terrible service provided by most of the easy to access cheap prostitutes. I never met so many girls so quick to buzzkill you once the cash is dropped. Smelly pussies, purposely so you would be disgusted, rough blow jobs, and every other mood killer. I like semi pros but they were hard to find on my last trip.
