Colombo

[QUOTE=Donga; 1516361]This is really crazy! Now I'm sure, we can read more jokes in 2014 also & we need to start a new thread (Funny) in Sri Lanka forum to post these jokes.

It seems very few members read the forum with paying proper attention & most of the members want to get the contact details only.[/QUOTE]Sorry Donga. I simply trusted this Senior monger.

And since I too had a similar (not identical) experience, I thought it is possible. I did not publish details since its not going to be of any use to others.

Cheers!

Another provider at JH directed me to her. Sweet small lady. Below average massage. Small boobs. Super cute. Very slim. Be warned, don't run to JH expecting a sexy buxom CFM looks. This is of you like young slim innocent looks. Very friendly and corporative. One issue, cannot communicate well in English.

Looks apart you need to understand they do 6-7 customers a day. May be 2-3 FS. Hence remind yourself to be safe.

Damage 5k. She was quite happy with it. I was not in the mood to negotiate.

[QUOTE=ChrisMonger3; 1516502]Due to some recent inquiries from new members. I am listing out a few things you should pay attention too, in order to avoid being "suspected" at home. The following are things that some of you may forget, when going to a spa and coming home. If you follow some of my suggestions, the chances of leaving any traces (to get caught or questioned by significant other) would be less. The list applies mostly to visiting spa's...[/QUOTE]Good Advice anyway I would like to add another point especially for those who married. Make sure to put a tissue on the junior when you get dress. Otherwise you may get caught from your underwear.

Only Thai, it will be a good start.

[QUOTE=ImNotHere; 1516489]Thanks.

I've decided my first foray into the Lanka scene will be JH. Are they all Thai girls or can I find locals too?[/QUOTE]

I don't know ones in the locations you gave but will send you a hidden place I have used very often where you can hide your car too.

[QUOTE=Makita1976; 1516541]Guys,

Can somebody tell me a discrete place I could take a girl out during office hours in and around Col 13, Col 08, and CMB 01 areas. Or even some place you have visited.

I know there are many available but would like to see if you have any experiences as I would like to drive in and out without much public notice.

Hope to hear from someone soon.[/QUOTE]

The forum might have been stuck at the time you tried. The site was stuck for me too as I could not log in at about 5-6pm cmb time. Try again. I also think there are FAQ section to get more help.

[QUOTE=ImNotHere;1516559]So does anyone know how you purchase a subscription? I click on the button that says 1yr sub for $19. 95 and then nothing. It just stays there for the rest of the day. It doesn't looks like there's a feedback forum so I'm asking here.[/QUOTE]

Welcome Crazy666,

It's great to have new folk joining the gang. I hope you will contribute well. Good luck buddy. You show your commitment and info will flow your way. You need to do your part too.

[QUOTE=Crazy666; 1516569]Hi all,

I've been around the scene for a while but never active as my financial situation didn't allow me to be a paid member. I have now paid for the subscription and hoping to contribute to the forum and hope senior members will help me out.

Happy new year,

Crazy666[/QUOTE]

Mate. For 5k tip. Anyone should be happy. With such heavy tipping, we spoil them.

[QUOTE=Coconuti; 1516637]Another provider at JH directed me to her. Sweet small lady. Below average massage. Small boobs. Super cute. Very slim. Be warned, don't run to JH expecting a sexy buxom CFM looks. This is of you like young slim innocent looks. Very friendly and corporative. One issue, cannot communicate well in English.

Looks apart you need to understand they do 6-7 customers a day. May be 2-3 FS. Hence remind yourself to be safe.

Damage 5k. She was quite happy with it. I was not in the mood to negotiate.[/QUOTE]

Guys,

Google for Roshina Sham and find the blogger site that's claiming to be a girl from Negambo. There's tons of photos of a cute girl.

You can find her email on there as well.

Anybody have info on her? Real or scam?

No need to say sorry brother, but next time try to get a clear idea before replying to an old post. The other thing is MidnightHawk is not a senior member he's a newbie, like you & me.

As new members we have to think seriously before taking any decision because a simple mistake in your mongering life can destroy your entire life. So be careful & be wise!

[QUOTE=Otuwa Dot Com; 1516593]Sorry Donga. I simply trusted this Senior monger.

And since I too had a similar (not identical) experience, I thought it is possible. I did not publish details since its not going to be of any use to others.

Cheers![/QUOTE]

As told by a fellow monger, my virgin JH visit turned out to be the best visit so far.

I've been doing some mongering in Melbourne and tried a few Thais, but JH was the best so far.

Arrival and Prepping.

Went to the spot around 3. 45pm and was directed to a room after paying the entrance fee. As this was the first time in JH, I was quite nervous because the guy in the reception directly told me " Sir only massage, no sex". WTF? He told me this after paying. So I had no choice but to get as much as I could from the girl. After 5 minuets of delay in came a Thai girl who is in her 30s (looks can be deceiving specially with Asian chicks). She asked me to undress. Though I was nervous, my little bro was in full attention as he has been waiting for this moment for a long time. As soon as I removed my last article from my body, she noticed my little bro and held him without any hesitation. Her action gave me full confidence that anything and everything is on the table and its up to me to finish the deal. She asked me to sit and started to bathe me. This was my very first experience, never got this kind of treatment in Melbourne too.

Massage

The best Thai Massage I've had so far. She took her time, and massaged every single joints and muscle. Applied enough pressure to massage but not to hurt. Man, she was a goddess. Who cares about the extra when you can get a massage like that. But then we pay 8. 5K!

Once she finished the Thai massage she got down and went back to the washroom. I thought this was the end of the 'massage chapter' and the beginning of the 'extras chapter'. But to my surprise, she came back with a cream bottle and asked me to flip again. Then came the dreamy body-rub. Damn, I've experienced body-rubs before, but nothing like this. This was dreamy. Especial when I was laying on my back, with my little bro in full attention and her rubbing. Man I thought of sliding my little bro inside her pussy. But then didn't want to spoil the party. She was doing everything slowly and I liked her teasing. Then came the discussion for extras.

Extras!

I asked what was in the table before keeping my demands. She said FS for 5K and asked whether I brought a condom. I usually have a condom in my wallet, but to my bad luck I used it the day before in a SPA. So I was out of stock and she too didn't have any in the room. But she was ready to do FS without a condom for 5K. I declined as I'm saving the spacial feeling for my special girl (Just an excuse to avoid BBFS:P). The next best deal was BBBJ! She wanted 3K, since I was not in a mood for a negotiation, I agreed. Then came the blowjob with lot of saliva. While she was sucking my balls, I slowly lifted my leg so that she could go down. She went with the flow and reached my arsehole with her tongue. I wouldn't say the best rimming (best experience was with a mature lady named Veronika in Melb. Check the forum for the testimonials.) but the only experience I had in SL. Then she continued the BBBJ. She didn't mention anything about CIM, so I thought she was OK with it and shot my cum into her mouth. She was shocked but then managed, and sucked my cum out. Then came the second bath with more teasing and fun.

I would say the best and unforgettable mongering experience. Would love to try it again before leaving to Melb.

Summary

Name: Sathuta in Eng (J-RM8)

Cost: 8. 5K + 3K = 11. 5K

Massage : 9/10

Bodyslide / rub: 7.5/10

BBBJ: 7.5/10

Rimming: 4/10

GFE: 6/10

Fingering: Not allowed (I would loved to see her juice)

Happy mongering and be safe!

YM

[QUOTE=Coconuti; 1516637]Another provider at JH directed me to her. Sweet small lady. Below average massage. Small boobs. Super cute. Very slim. Be warned, don't run to JH expecting a sexy buxom CFM looks. This is of you like young slim innocent looks. Very friendly and corporative. One issue, cannot communicate well in English.

Looks apart you need to understand they do 6-7 customers a day. May be 2-3 FS. Hence remind yourself to be safe.

Damage 5k. She was quite happy with it. I was not in the mood to negotiate.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the post.

Whats her name or room #?

Oh I have forgot to mentioned this. Last time when I was at Selxxx I took Deexx and we had a nice chat talk bit about personal stuff and so on. She waited with me till someone knock the door. However went home and took a shower straight away, then I found this huge bite mark next to my right nipple. This is not acceptable from WG. Took 4 to 5 days to get rid of that, be careful guys. Was bit disappointed with her action as I have to cover my self all this time.

[QUOTE=ChrisMonger3;1516502]Due to some recent inquiries from new members. I am listing out a few things you should pay attention too, in order to avoid being "suspected" at home. The following are things that some of you may forget, when going to a spa and coming home. If you follow some of my suggestions, the chances of leaving any traces (to get caught or questioned by significant other) would be less. The list applies mostly to visiting spa's.[/QUOTE]Excellent piece of advice from Chrismonger and regardless of how helpful it is I couldn't stop laughing when he mentioned about getting the AC off, windows down and let the pollution set in.

Fortunately for me I have a different reality. I am single and live separately in a rented out apartment. Over the time, for me Spa thing has become an overall experience. I actually started striking off the smaller places which I used to visit when I was in uni, due to the risks and bad experiences of being treated like some roadside scum. I decided, might as well pay for it and be treated nice. Unfortunately one of my long term places got raided early last year (if I can remember) and well am yet to find a good regular place.

So yes, if you are single, do enjoy the pamper and going home fresh and rolling off to a sleep with fond memories.

[QUOTE=Young Monger;1516740]snip[/QUOTE]Dude way too much info provided. The part where she offered to provide BBFS is also TMI. This means that every nutjob whose read your post is going to see her now and that means she will be getting AIDS soon. I don't think we should be giving names out in the open like that either.