Wed night before New Year: New Body Massage, Amnesia, Telefonica Food Park
Drove down to Tijuana with a bro Wednesday night, crossing the border at about 7 PM. Traffic crossing South into Mexico was very light; we drove right through the border without delay. Meanwhile the car lanes going back to the US was very long, stretching all the way back near El Centro, the Benito Juarez and O'campo intersection, estimated 5 to 6 hours delay. Damn unusual.
Since it was still early, we wanted to check out a few spots of interest. First was New Body Massage. It's at the Southmost end of Miguel F Martinez, right at the fork of the road. It has a small bar and an adjoining massage parlor with separate entrance on M F Martinez. 4 girls were quickly assembled, mid 20's to mid 30's, all tall with big frames, big hips, big boobs, about 5 on HK's scale. Karina was the smallest, cutest and doable. Their selection is slightly better than Mermaids' on Coahuila. Rates are $100 for half and $160 for full hour massage and sex in a softly-lit private room with queen-sized bed. We did not see stunners so quickly left.
Drove over to the Telefonica Food Park. The front entrance and parking is on the North side of Aqua Caliente, West of Quintana Roo, and the Rex Muffler shop, but it had no obvious sign. There were about 2 dozens diners at dinner time with about 1 dozen food stalls and a beer brewery, not very busy, quiet, laid back, basic eat shops, BBQs and lots of tacos varieties, sea food tacos about 40-50 pesos. It looks like a solid place for varieties of local delicacies, but I would not know what to order from the large menus hang on the walls. I would have to print out pictures of the dishes I like and go around finding the shops that make them. Will come back for lunch sometimes. It's about 3 miles South of hotel Ticuan. The neighborhood is dark and sketchy. I would never walk there at night. The bros should take an Uber ride instead.
Drove back North on Revolucion to Zone Norte, passed Amnesia Strip Club at the swanky, well-lighted area at South end of Revo, went in to check it out. A butler in formal long-tail tux greeted us politely at the marbled entrance and showed us climbing a narrow twisted stairway to the club, no $10 cover like before. The place is an old-fashioned club with marble floor, soft lighting, a large square room with a strip stage in the middle and 2 dozen booths surrounding it. There was no music, no stripper, no client while we were there, only 1 woman mid 30's to 40's sitting quietly in a booth, about as thick and plain as Las Pulgas' free thick, dark meats, only 1 mesera, a fairly attractive, smiling spinner. The place was dead. We had to extricate ourselves and headed North to the sexy HK club.
Also checked out Adelita but did not find any girls of interest. Compared to all other venues, HK was still loaded with stunners during the holiday week, lively, fun, sexy, happy.
Tijuana's downtown traffic was light Wednesday night with few policias patrols. Streets were poorly lighted with lots of potholes, confusing or missing street signs and the occasional Kamikaze pilots in dark clothing trying to cross streets slowly on foot hehe. Be careful of driving down dark one-way streets with no traffic signs.
Trump threatens to close border if the wall is not build. !!
This would be awful if it did happen. But my guess is the chances are probably low and it would probably not last long. Personally I am probably not heading to Tijuana until next week at the earliest.
([URL]https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6535535/Trump-says-forced-close-border-doesnt-wall-immigration-overhaul.html[/URL]).
HK room heating solution.
I bought a ultrasmall portable ceramic electric heater from Walmart for the HK rooms some time ago. Cost is $9. 98 - when you get to HK, plug it in and leave it running so after an hour or two, your room feels warm. Chicas really hate cold rooms - 2 of them liked my heater so much I bought two more from Walmart as Christmas presents to them.
[QUOTE=Muncher8888;2267314]Motion seconded.
Anyone know what the h is up with HKs individual hotel room heating?
Sometimes even on max (30 c) it's blowing cold air.[/QUOTE]
Previous / first trip to Tijuana
As promised, and in anticipation of being down there for 3 days next week (1/7 – 1/10) I thought I would put up my trip report from 6 months ago.
Day 1.
The idea of taking a trip to Tijuana all started when backpage shut down and all my local connections started to dry up. Not that I frequented a lot, but when I was in the mood it was nice to be able to setup pretty quick. Needless to say that was gone and so I started to search around for new places to monger. At first was looking at DR, but I didn't want to spend half a day minimum for travel time. That is when I realized I could get a direct flight to San Diego and hop a trolley down to Tijuana. Ship it! So, I booked a flight for 3 weeks out and started doing my research.
Unfortunately, I didn't find this site at that time, otherwise the trip report would have been up shortly thereafter. However, I had found everything I needed to be on my way. Flew direct into San Diego with nothing more than a backpack of necessities. Landed around noon and I hopped on the 992 bus to downtown. Once there I hit up the Chase bank across the street from the trolley and grabbed a quick bite to eat. Hopped on the trolley and was headed south. I would say from walking out of the airport to the moment I pulled up at the border was maybe 1. 5 hours total. Longer than other reports I read, but still not too bad. At this point I exchanged my dollars to pesos, grabbed one last diet coke from McDonalds (hate the MX version) and crossed. MX border patrol lady laughed when I told her I was coming down to enjoy the bars / nightclubs. She was young and good looking so was mildly embarrassed, but whatever, let's go get laid.
Crossing took all of five minutes and I was on my way. Never found the taxi pool so ended up at the big round-about area and wasn't quite sure where to go. Waved down a taxi driving by and said Hong Kong. $200 pesos later I was there. In hindsight I know I got ripped off, but wasn't sure where I was and didn't care at that point as I had way more cash than I was comfortable walking around with. My plan was to stay at Cascades for the trip since it was Monday and they had the crazy 80% off for the first two days. Walked over to the club to purchase my VIP card and then over to the hotel to attempt an early check in. I was only 30 minutes early, but at first, they told me my room wasn't ready. After a tip they said it was and went ahead with the check in. Went up the fourth floor to get my money in the safe and cleaning lady was walking right out. I have no clue what she mopped the floor with, but it was wet and slippery for the remainder of my stay, which I wasn't too thrilled about.
Get my money in the safe, shower and off to the club I go. Get there around 4 pm and immediately realize I made an awesome choice. The place had more beautiful women than I had ever seen all at once outside of Vegas in my life. I start with my free beer and sit at the bar just taking it all in. I eventually take a seat at one of the couches and have a great time handing out dollars and groping as well as watching the girls on stage. Everyone complains about the maseros, but I gave him 100 pesos off the top and told him to keep the other guys away from me and not to annoy me and I'the take care of him. He was my best friend the rest of the trip after that first convo. At one point he asked what I was looking for and he'the see what he could find for me.
He brought over the exact type of girl I mentioned, and I was thrilled. Can't remember her name for the life of me, but she was light skinned, medium height with small Ds and big beautiful eyes. More of a spinner type, but still had a perfectly shaped ass. She was able to speak English so no Google Translate in the club. We clicked and had a good time just shooting the shit. She enjoyed watching / spending my ones on the other girls, so we did that for a bit. She had a few fichas and then we decided to head upstairs. Upstairs we had a great time as the girl was relatively passionate and very much into the entire session. We got into a couple positions, and she rode me to completion at the end. For my first experience I couldn't complain. I was definitely expecting it to be more mechanical, but was pleasantly surprised. Afterwards we head back down and I resume my position at the table. Tip a bit more have a few more beers and then decide to take a stroll around the block.
First take a lap around just taking in the area. It seems that all the action is within the one block so after a lap I decide to grab a taco at the stand on Coahuila and Ninos and map out where to next. The taco was so effing good I ordered another. To this day and in my non-mongering travels to MX I haven't found a better taco! Decide to hit up Adelitas and if I'm not enjoying the scenery head over to Chavelles or Bar Tropical. Go to all three and don't see anything that is doing it for me, and at this point am starting to feel the effects of waking so early. Decide to do one more lap around before hitting the sack for the night.
While doing my lap a SG stops me as I'm coming around the corner of Constitution and the alley and starts talking to me. I'm mildly buzzed but am surprised at how good she looks. Maybe 5'2" tight stomach with a nice ass, and natural sees. Darker skin than my previous chica. Pretty enough face for me. She said she was local to Tijuana and lived over in playas. We agree on 500 pesos and head back to my room. Once up there we get into a pretty hot session right away. At this point I've got a good buzz going and just had a release a few hours ago so she was going to have to earn the money. She took it like a champ, and we went through maybe 5 positions. Only weird part was that when I was behind her in doggy she kept asking if I wanted to fuck her ass. I didn't know if she was trying to upsell me, or if she just truly loved it, but I was going with the former. Needless to say, that isn't my thing so just stuck with the hole I was already in. We went for maybe 45 minutes before finally releasing and then we laid in a heap of sweat for another 20 minutes or so just shooting the shit. Again, way more of a GFE experience than I was expecting. Is this what I should get used to each time?
Either way tipped her 300 pesos and she was on her way. I was exhausted so passed out pretty quickly. Now I'the like to let anyone that is considering staying at Cascades what my biggest gripe was. Although it is super convenient, you better be on the 6th floor (I've read it's not near as bad up there) or else you are going to have a tough time sleeping. I was on the 4th floor and come 2 am, was wide awake from not only the heels clicking, but the damn curtain to my room wouldn't go down all the way so the light illuminating the outside hallway was right in my face all. Night. Long. I tried a few different things to block it out but wasn't happening. This is getting long so I'll break it up into multiple posts.