SDQ Overnight delayed report
Got into town in the early afternoon, long drive to downtown to the hotel. Traffic from the bridge to the hotels was abysmal. I could have walked faster.
Got cleaned up and decided that I would go for a long walk along the Malecon to kill some time till stuff opened. Made the mistake of walking on the North side of the street until it was convenient to cross (Remember Frogger? Didn't want to go splat, I'm on my last quarter.) and had a literal allergy attack from all of the smog from the trucks. Always walk on the south side. I should have known better.
I ended up around the Malecon Center and the Catalonia, right before La Parilla, when I decided to turn around and head back along the ocean. Looked for "Shangri La" at the Malecon Center and couldn't find it. Was hoping for a fun afternoon massage. (The place I used to go in the Malecon Center was shut down over a year ago.) Can anyone clue me into where it is? All that was there were a few shops and government offices, it's not where google maps places it. Or I'm an idiot.
Ended up walking all the way back along the ocean down to where the clubs and bars are. Past the Adrian Tropical. Ended up getting picked up by a straggler who wanted to tell me the history of the town and be my tour guide. Ole' BlueFlyer's mama taught him to be polite so I let him give me his tired old pitch, and I was even kind and gave him two bucks for a Coke. But when he offered to chaperone me I had to tell him to "Fuck Off" pretty strongly, especially after he came back towards me a 2nd time to try to get a commission and raise my prices by at least 30%.
Ended up at Oasis. They were the only thing open at the time. The selection was pretty bad. I like the same type as the Cups and they only had one that barely fit the bill. Ended up talking down the bouncer from the original quote to a much less touristy price and headed up to the gal's closet. Would not recommend. Hot, uncomfortable, and she was a bad actress. As we did the dance of the positions she flipped around on me and a rank ass smell floated up from her backside. That immediately me shut down and not unlike the UK right now, my flag flew at haft mast. Was able to finish but not the experience I was hoping for.
I probably won't be back to Oasis for a long while.
Headed back to the States the next day.
Next time I'm in town, which will be next month, La Parilla to eat (maybe Villar Hermanos) because I haven't been there in a year and after everyone is talking about it it's probably the best food in the area. And something better Chica-wise at least more top heavy. I'll take any recommendations. And better directions to Shangri La if anyone has them.
My Airbnb was 100 yards from la parrilla
I had there ribs which were ok. They have good cuts of meat. My first day I had to do plan b. Called one of my SD go to girls. This girl always satifies.
I walked out of my Airbnb and see to young street walkers. Both were 7's and nasty girls holding nothing back. If not having a regular on call they would have worked. They wanted 2 k pesos each and would have taken 1500. Both early 20's and not to worn out.
[QUOTE=StrawHat;2552116]La Pirrilla. This was a very good steak in a comfortable casual environment with a good view of the water. We had a family to one side and a young couple to the other. I will return. I ate the 16 ounce prime ribeye and my companion had the Churrasco Imperial 10 ounce. Both steaks were equally good.[/QUOTE]