Pattaya Reports

[quote=gamahucher]its is my own body fluids for fuck sake and as sure as hell is not going to give me any infectious diseases. so i've drank my own blood, [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109][CodeWord109][/url] and semen and why should i be ashamed of that? have yet to eat my own shit except in a metaphorical sense:d.
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sorry if the discussion is boring some, but i do try to understand other mongers as well as the girls to some extent.

you got it in one. some body fluids weren't mean't for oral consumption. snot is another that can be eaten, but spitting it out seems a better plan to me.

some guys find pissing on another person or being pissed on as erotic. not me. i put come swallowing into a lesser category, but slightly warped.
then there are the cum on face splooge merchants that are clearly into degrading women. maybe i'm just too old to understand all this hard-core porn shit.

i'm all for mutually enjoyable activities.
sure the girl swallow if she rerally thinks its got good vitamins but its not going to turn anyone on at all. after all you just shot your load. is it going to stay hard just vbecause she swallowed.

i am a voyeur but i like to see something beatiful. a naked girl may be beautiful or may not. if not, i probably wouldn't bother. its hard to sse how swallowing messy gluey stuff is beautiful.

Alright mick licker I am probably to old for this other shit also, give me pussy fucking and a BJ anytime day or night. I am not not going to shit or [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] on anyone, unless you shit or [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] on me then you might get fucked.

As far as bodily fluids some are ment to enjoy others not, such as the fluids that are dripping from a pussy after you have had your lunch and it is so wet that you slide in easy.

Well this conversation can be brought up in any part of the world to all of you I say good luck and happy hunting

I had a FGF a few years ago who I recently found out doesn't enjoy performing BJs. It was a surprise to me because she gives the best BJs you'll ever experience and she would let me CIM and she'd swallow and keep on going for 2-3 mins after I'd shot. I always warn the girl that she needs to stop so I don't CIM but if she's willing then I'd prefer that she continues after I shoot since I become quite sensitive after the shot. Whether she swallows or not doesn't matter to me but if she does swallow then she'll be able to continue the BJ for much longer.

[QUOTE=Twice Divorced]Thank you. I don't know if the summer will be your first time here, but you'll have a blast.[/QUOTE]No, it'll be my second time to Pattaya (and LOS), although the first time I only went there really briefly with my, at that time, GF. And as you can imagine, that didn't really give much room for exploration of all the wonderful, sleazy joints. And taking advantage of the great abundance of some of the best things Thailand has to offer.

[QUOTE=Mick Licker]...Its hard to sse how swallowing messy gluey stuff is beautiful.[/QUOTE]
We could argue endlessly the pros and cons of sexual preferences between consenting adults, which span the gamut from anal to zoo, and explore the mysterious psychological realm of dominance and submission. In the final analysis, what is erotic to one might be disgusting to another for reasons which are difficult to comprehend, much less explain.

I’ve always thought, for example, that anal sex is disgusting and consequently have never poked my dick into an asshole. So how can I explain the fact that I have poked my TONGUE into one? I can’t explain that one even to myself. I came across a girl who was so fucking hot I just had to lick her ass. It was extremely erotic and gave me a raging hard on.

Conclusion: It’s never logical but all psychological.

[quote=mick licker] maybe i'm just too old to understand all this hard-core porn shit.

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no problem with being a one trick pony. some mongers are unadventurous creatures of habit who keep returning to the same old places and doing the same old things. nothing wrong with that. others view p4p as a way to push out the bounds of their sexuality and enjoy sensations and forbidden pleasures that are unavailable astride the missus, back home. the majority fall somewhere in between.

i am fine with any activity that doesn't involve real pain (hers or mine), ****, dumb animals or chicks with dicks (not my scene although i know that they are one of the forbidden pleasures that attract many mongers to thailand). most everything else i have tried and enjoyed and carry on doing or didn't and don't.

i would have thought, as a champion of the diverse pleasures and delights of tulip, that you of all people would be a little more prurient. somehow i doubt that, when offered the willing mouth and delicious arse of the likes of yok, that you opt instead for a quick missionary fuck and a game of tiddleywinks. but who knows - whatever turns your crank!

[quote=mick licker]sorry if the discussion is boring some, but i do try to understand other mongers as well as the girls to some extent.

you got it in one. some body fluids weren't mean't for oral consumption. snot is another that can be eaten, but spitting it out seems a better plan to me.

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i love a good blow by a highly-skilled/motivated woman and it is always requested by me in one of my mongering destinations dubai where it not always available (african women). anal i am a big fan but mick you got my vote on the topic at hand. not going to go into reasons why… (after i had to dish out a couple of rep001hing attacks on the one of the political threads i am getting out of the arguing on the isg business.)

on another note one thing i noticed that guys who are down in the depths with this mongering are guys no other member has ever met in person. they are reclusive but i wonder is because they are just that way or deep down inside they know what they are doing is bizarre in some ways sadistic :confused:

take sleazy

You post so much that maybe you should employ a continuity girl. Are you the same Mick Licker who posted a hardcore series of pix with a SOL girl. Correct me if wrong but is not their speciality BBBJ with messy CIM. Sounds like a BJ aficionado to me.

Made me laugh!
[QUOTE=Firedsup] I am not not going to shit or [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] on anyone, unless you shit or [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] on me then you might get fucked.
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[QUOTE=Bloodstock]No, it'll be my second time to Pattaya (and LOS), although the first time I only went there really briefly with my, at that time, GF. And as you can imagine, that didn't really give much room for exploration of all the wonderful, sleazy joints. And taking advantage of the great abundance of some of the best things Thailand has to offer.[/QUOTE]

Well, good for you. They always say never make plans before arriving and I agree with that suggestion. But, one thing I would say is at least move around and don't let yourself get stuck in one or two bars. I just had a great fuck by a girl I picked up in a bar that, were it not for the circumstances, I would never have stopped in. I'll be reporting on it soon.

January 23rd
It is now Friday, January 23, 2009. I slept last night like I’ve slept every other night, an hour here and an hour and a half there. I left the hotel this morning about 7:30 am to search for a place to eat. I stopped at a place on Beach Rd just past McDonalds. I meant to get the name of the place and forgot, but I saw a few falang (or is it farang?) sitting so I figured the food couldn’t be too bad. I had a cheese omelot with 2 pieces of toast, and a cup of coffee for 88baht. Obviously the price seemed good but it just wasn’t enough to fill me up. Granted, I could have had another serving, however, I didn’t have enough in small bills or change. So, I was grateful to be able to get what I got at that time of the morning.

On a separate, but related, note, newbies may want to be aware when they come here that small bills and change are a bit difficult to keep on hand. What I’ve realized is that so many things here are inexpensive and therefore you are constantly paying in small bills and coins, which means that you are constantly running out of them. It is a bit difficult to pay with larger bills as many merchants will say they have no change, whether they actually do or not. And, unfortunately, many of the ATM’s seem to dispense only the larger (1,000 baht) notes. If I am wrong about this, could someone please correct me and inform us newbies which ATM’s do dispense bills smaller than 1,000 baht notes.

I made my way back to the hotel and recalled that overnight, when I was looking for information on places to eat and maps, I came across a post that mentioned a store on Central Pattaya Rd. I went back in search the post so that I could credit the poster but, for the life of me, I haven’t been able to find it. The poster mentioned to head down this road in the direction of Beach Rd and the store would be the second from the end on the left side. I jumped on my scooter and headed off.

One of the things I love about traveling is not only being able to screw beautiful women (remember now, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I admit I don’t see so well sometimes) but also being able to explore my surroundings. What’s frustrating is that even if you get a good map, more often than not many of the roads/streets are not marked and, if they are, are certainly not noticeable. I say this so that for anyone who decides to search out Central Pattaya Rd, be aware that I didn’t notice a street sign. There is, however, a signal light at the intersection (one of the few on 2nd Rd).
I arrived at the store
and purchased this map.

I think that there are much better maps available on the various forums that identify the places we’re interested in, i.e., bars, restaurants, and hotels but, either we don’t have access to printers or, when we do, the font is so small once printed that you wouldn’t be able to read it.

Just before 11:00 am I decided to stop in at Secrets to see what might be happening at this time of day, have a little snack, and taste test their Bloody Mary’s. No one but the staff were there when I arrived, but I ordered my drink (had 2) and chicken wings. Bill came to 530 baht. I returned to my hotel and just hung out front, again, watching the world go by.

About 2:00 pm another hotel guest, his girl, and I headed out on a bike ride over to Jomtien. I really appreciated his offer to go as it was one of the areas I wanted to explore and was planning to go on my own. The map makes it look fairly simple but I’m sure I would have gotten lost along the way. It was a nice leisurely ride but, unfortunately I didn’t get to make mental notes of landmarks as I was too busy watching traffic and trying to follow him. We first went up to the hill where I’m not sure why I didn’t get a few pic’s but I did get a couple from another location after leaving the hill. Then we headed over to the road that runs along Jomtien beach, stopping at this little restaurant. I had crab legs and rice for 350 baht, and a Singha beer, but don’t recall its price. After eating we returned to the hotel where I texted a BM about getting together, and took a nap in anticipation of tonight’s events. I was feeling Soi 7&8 tonight.

I awoke about 7:oo pm and gathered myself together and sat out in front of the hotel sipping a beer as I layed out my plans for the evening in my mind. While sitting there an Arab guy came along and, I shit you not, asked me if I was Arab. WTF?? I of course told him no, but asked why. He said he was looking for an Iranian restaurant and I told him I couldn’t help him. I think I’m starting to understand why I get nasty looks occasionally.

I left the hotel about 8:30 pm, I believe, and jumped on a baht bus heading for Soi 8. I assume most of us have heard or read the suggestions that we not make plans when coming to Pattaya. I guess that includes even short term plans as well. My plan was to go to Soi 8 and, if nothing were happening there back-track to Soi 7 and, again, if nothing were happening there, go to Soi 6 and look for drunk girl from 2 or 3 nights before as I was told she worked in Kiss Kool. I had decided to bring only 20 baht in coins with me, partly because that was all I would need and, partly, because that’s all I had in coins; 10 for the ride down to the Soi 8,7,6 area, and 10 for the ride back to the Walking St area. Well, things weren’t going to work quite as well as I had intended. I was to find out that Soi 6 wasn’t as close to Soi’s 7 & 8 as I had thought it was. I paid the first ten baht and was off. Here are a few pic’s I took along my journey. As you can see, Second Rd. was pretty busy. I assume in part because it was a Friday night, but also in large part because of the new Mall. (I don’t recall its name but it’s been mentioned on the board before) All of a sudden I see the sign for Soi 8 and asked a woman sitting if she would ring the buzzer for me. She may have been European and, apparently didn’t speak English. Finally, a Thai girl rang the buzzer and I was let off just past Soi 7, and had to walk back to Soi 8.

I was a bit disappointed as Soi 8 didn’t seem to be as lively as I thought it might be, and I didn’t recall having read or heard of any of the bars whose names I saw. I figured it was no problem since I still had Soi’s 7 & 6 to go. I walked up Soi 7, heading in the direction of Second Rd, and tried not to look as if I had never been in the area before. Soi 7 was a bit busier than Soi 8, but I just didn’t get the vibe I was looking for. Maybe my newly adopted Arabic heritage? Oh well. I still had Soi 6 and I had been there before, had a good time, and even got laid.

I turned the corner on to Second Rd for the short (boy, was I wrong) walk to Soi 6 and realized I was approaching Central Pattaya Rd. WTF? Where’s Soi 6? I guess I should have bothered to take a look at the damned map I bought earlier. I figured Soi 6 was probably just on the other side of Central Pattaya Rd and I’d be there shortly, so I continued on, and continued on, and continued on. As I was about to give up I glance to the other side of the road and saw a sign that said Soi 5. I was starting to wonder if I was in the Twilight Zone. How in hell could I have missed Soi 6 as I was watching intently for the sign? Okay, Calico, hold yourself together, I thought. Maybe this is just one of those flaws in road design and planning. I decided screw it, I’ll just jump on a baht bus and ride it around to Beach Rd and catch Soi 6 from there. I’ll be damned if within 1 ½ blocks after jumping on the baht bus we come across Soi 6. So, fellas, if you’re planning on getting out into some of these areas, study a map very well and don’t be put off if things don’t seem to be going the way you think they should.

I jumped off the bus and strolled along Soi 6 looking for Kiss Kool. Along the way there was no mention of “hey, hello hansum man”. Talk about a deflated ego. After walking almost the full length of Soi 6 I see the sign for Kiss Kool. The girls that sat outside looked about as tired as I was. I stepped inside and took a quick look amongst the few girls who were there and didn’t see “drunk girl” and decided to move on. I guess Soi’s 6,7,and 8 just weren’t meant to be tonight.

No big deal, I decided, I’ll just head back over to the Walking St area where I’m guaranteed to find my fun. But wait, I didn’t have any more coins and the smallest bill I had was a 500 baht note. So, I continued with my unexpected marathon and headed down Beach Rd. Realizing that there was no way in hell I was going to walk all the way to Walking St, I figured I could stop at a bar somewhere, have a couple of drinks and, hopefully, get the 10 baht (or even 20) I would need to hop a baht bus. This is when I came across a beer bar complex whose name I never did get, but I ended up in Jinny’s beer bar and sat for a drink. I certainly had no intention of BF’ing from here but the waitress, who was by no means a glamour queen, turned out to be really sweet and a hell of a lot of fun. We sat and talked for quite a while, playing the dice game and, at one point, the cashier asked me if I was going to take lady wit me. Oh, hell, why not, I thought. She wasn’t pretty (and I imagine she may have thought the same thing about me) but she had a hell of a fun spirit about her. She kept mentioning to me that she was shy but after a few tequilas in her she opened up pretty well.
We returned to my hotel and needless to say, we had fun.

T.D.

When I need small bills, this is what I do at the ATM. On the first try I just ask for 500 baht withdraw this way I small bills or do a 1,000 baht draw only. Then I go for the bigger draw which dispense the 1,000 baht.. The charge all come out the same in the wash. Also like all the locals you need change go into any 7/11 store and buy something small and give them a 1,000 baht note. When I need change on the spot I go into a 7/11 and buy 2 1-2 call cards and hand them a 1,000 baht note. They have pretty of cash.

LBM

[QUOTE=LittleBigMan]T.D.

When I need small bills, this is what I do at the ATM. On the first try I just ask for 500 baht withdraw this way I small bills or do a 1,000 baht draw only. Then I go for the bigger draw which dispense the 1,000 baht.. The charge all come out the same in the wash. Also like all the locals you need change go into any 7/11 store and buy something small and give them a 1,000 baht note. When I need change on the spot I go into a 7/11 and buy 2 1-2 call cards and hand them a 1,000 baht note. They have pretty of cash.

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LBM, thanks for the pointers. I was out last night and purchased various things and payed each and every time with a 1k note. I've got quite a bit of change today but how long it will last is anybody's guess right now. Again, thanks.

Nice report!

Twice Divorced,

I hope you left 12 baht as tip.

Italy 1974