Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

Crocodile the Chinese ones I had really good service from were in Malaysia.

So much more choice there.

[QUOTE=Penguin69;2121608]Good to hear about this place, and the well endowed Mew gets my vote too.

Look forward to a report on her if you get to her before me.[/QUOTE]Likewise! If you make it there first report back please!

[QUOTE=GrandaddyPerp;2121815]DATY isn't much of a thing in Asia and a Bush shows signs of maturity.[/QUOTE]Yes, the gal having a good time seems to be far from most of the local punter's minds. But if the gal is enjoying herself the session will be more fun. For most of the locals it is about their own ego. For me Bush shows a sign off lack of care with grooming and in some cases poor hygiene. Of course aesthetics is simply personal taste and for me a hairy bush is a complete turn off.

Mango has posted their schedule; closed the 29th through the 31st and Cherry; 30th through the 1st. Anyone know about SW, Tulip, or Boss?

[QUOTE=GrandaddyPerp;2121815]DATY isn't much of a thing in Asia and a Bush shows signs of maturity.[/QUOTE]I don't know about all Asia, but in Thailand, big Bush shows signs of gross inexperience in sex and also in the P4 P industry. Not maturity at all, unless I just never did any girls old enough. Most girls I did with very hairy pussy were also very young and new to P4 P. Would never get away with that in a nudie bar in the modern day. LOL.

Girls had a lot more Bush 25 years ago. In Long Gun the actual crack was not that evident in early 2000's or late 1990's due to pussy hair covering, even if hair was trimmed.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2122242]Mango has posted their schedule; closed the 29th through the 31st and Cherry; 30th through the 1st. Anyone know about SW, Tulip, or Boss?[/QUOTE]Not strictly for this thread but in answer to your question, Tulip is closed January 1, 2 and 3. Reopening 4th.

Snow White mamasan just told me they are open as usual over the new year. She also said she is expecting new girls soon, maybe. Let's have some reports on them when they arrive.

Traditionally in China a naturally hairless pussy is a "white tiger" and fucking one will bring bad luck.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2121229]Many years ago a mamasan in Cambo said that many Asian men consider "bald tiger" to be a sign of ill health.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kajos;2122867]Traditionally in China a naturally hairless pussy is a "white tiger" and fucking one will bring bad luck.[/QUOTE]Now that explains my problems? Will have to counter with some snake dick, blood and some aged whiskey.

Hi guys,

I was wondering, what the mongering opportunities are along Sukhumvit, beyond ThongLo.

Surely, Tulip cannot be the last outpost for bliss before Terra Incognita.

The BTS goes to Bearing and beyond, so surely there must be places to relax along the way.

Can anyone please report?

Happy New Year to you all!

DS.

[QUOTE=DaddySan;2123053]Hi guys,
I was wondering, what the mongering opportunities are along Sukhumvit, beyond ThongLo.
Surely, Tulip cannot be the last outpost for bliss before Terra Incognita.
The BTS goes to Bearing and beyond, so surely there must be places to relax along the way.
Can anyone please report?
Happy New Year to you all!
DS.[/QUOTE]You could check soi 103 (Udom Suk BTS station).

Pardon the typos. I am on mobile and won't take the time to correct my fat thumb typing.

A page or two back someone posted the Hera's massage link and people wanted feedback. This is my experience.

I made an appointment via Line app with Mew at 3 pm. The place seems a bit pricey. 2700 baht for two hours with the big jacuzzi room. All inclusive (I tipped 300 to make it 3000 baht even. Ouch).

The facilities themselves are nice. New place and everything is looking as such. I bet you can get a lineup, as the girls are all in a room behind the front desk. I walked by and the door is wide open with 10 girls or so. Some young hotties.

If you want specific girls from the website, they have pics. Make an appointment. But from the looks you will be fine just dropping in.

Mew herself- that's her in the pics. Photoshopped / heavy makeup on the face to hide some you g girl blemishes, and the pics are lightened slightly do she doesn't look as dark as she really is. Overall pretty accurate. I also ran into another girl I noticed from the gallery. Accurate enough that I recognized her.

Service: pretty sure this is a one pop shop. They bring one condom only. You get in the tub together, wash up, get a BJ, then move to the bed for more.

My time with Mew went super off script and I am 100% very different than other people (I paod for the gel massage but skipped it. She was going to BJ tease then body massage then FS I think. I got excited and skipped the massage. After we were cuddling and she did the "ow" on her neck and shoulder. So, long story short, I gave HER a 45 minute deep tissue massage on exchange for fucking a second time. Not GFE at all, but a really funny sweet girl. Very little English. Very. Unusual experience but I enjoyed it. Not something ID usually do but I really enjoyed massaging her beautiful lady.

So, all in all, one pop massage so keep that in mind when looking at your time. No CIM but I didn't ask. Might get that from some girls. If Mew don't expect kissing and such, though she gives a great BJ. If you are 6+ inches go with someone else though. I am 7 inches and was being gentle and fucked her up. I asked for doggy and the look of fear. Hahaha. Not magnum approved. Not even close.

I might go back and try someone else tomorrow. Might hit Mew again after shaving and see if she is more receptive to kissing (she hates facial hair). I dunno why. But I want to see if I can make her GFE. I'm an idiot.

[QUOTE=ChristianG;2123113]You could check soi 103 (Udom Suk BTS station).[/QUOTE]I go shopping in the makro on that road sometimes and don't think there's much worth seeing that isn't in any Thai neighbourhood. The place labelled Life on that map is opposite makro and doesn't look like a p4p place at all. Seems to be a normal health, fitness and spa venue but you never know in Thailand. In other areas of Bangkok I haven't found the karaoke places to be at all welcoming so good luck if you're planning to give them a go.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2122242]Mango has posted their schedule; closed the 29th through the 31st and Cherry; 30th through the 1st. Anyone know about SW, Tulip, or Boss?[/QUOTE]Is Boss massage proper PSE like Snow White (multiple shots included by default, A+ from specific providers)?

[QUOTE=Dog7979;2123132]Pardon the typos. I am on mobile and won't take the time to correct my fat thumb typing.

A page or two back someone posted the Hera's massage link and people wanted feedback. This is my experience.

I made an appointment via Line app with Mew at 3 pm. The place seems a bit pricey. 2700 baht for two hours with the big jacuzzi room. All inclusive (I tipped 300 to make it 3000 baht even. Ouch).

The facilities themselves are nice. New place and everything is looking as such. I bet you can get a lineup, as the girls are all in a room behind the front desk. I walked by and the door is wide open with 10 girls or so. Some young hotties.

If you want specific girls from the website, they have pics. Make an appointment. But from the looks you will be fine just dropping in.

Mew herself- that's her in the pics. Photoshopped / heavy makeup on the face to hide some you g girl blemishes, and the pics are lightened slightly do she doesn't look as dark as she really is. Overall pretty accurate. I also ran into another girl I noticed from the gallery. Accurate enough that I recognized her.

Service: pretty sure this is a one pop shop. They bring one condom only. You get in the tub together, wash up, get a BJ, then move to the bed for more.

My time with Mew went super off script and I am 100% very different than other people (I paod for the gel massage but skipped it. She was going to BJ tease then body massage then FS I think. I got excited and skipped the massage. After we were cuddling and she did the "ow" on her neck and shoulder. So, long story short, I gave HER a 45 minute deep tissue massage on exchange for fucking a second time. Not GFE at all, but a really funny sweet girl. Very little English. Very. Unusual experience but I enjoyed it. Not something ID usually do but I really enjoyed massaging her beautiful lady.

So, all in all, one pop massage so keep that in mind when looking at your time. No CIM but I didn't ask. Might get that from some girls. If Mew don't expect kissing and such, though she gives a great BJ. If you are 6+ inches go with someone else though. I am 7 inches and was being gentle and fucked her up. I asked for doggy and the look of fear. Hahaha. Not magnum approved. Not even close.

I might go back and try someone else tomorrow. Might hit Mew again after shaving and see if she is more receptive to kissing (she hates facial hair). I dunno why. But I want to see if I can make her GFE. I'm an idiot.[/QUOTE] Hera's Massage appears to be in the 3rd sub soi to the right in Sukhumvit Soi 33. Wow open till 2 AM. That could be useful.
[URL]http://www.herasmassagebkk.com/index.aspx?pid=8a14b44a-db99-4e9d-8765-68afe3acbfed[/URL]

Hera should be pronounced like Hair-RAH, with emphasis on 2nd syllable based on the Thai script name.

The lineup on website looks quite high standard (even allowing for photoshopping). Not all girls are good looking naturally. LOL Could be no stunners at all in reality, however, I especially like the AFF look, despite suspect nose. "AFF" is not pronounable in Thai, so will be interesting to see how they pronounce it. LOL Perhaps like "App". "Mew" is probably not quite my spec. I would probably like Jenny if her tit job was more subtle (and nose job). Several girls look possibly passable to me if at all like the photos.

You made a couple of strange comments. "and I am 100% very different than other people". Not very clear what you are trying to say here. I doubt anyone is 100% unique, and it is hard to know what other customers are really like.

What does this mean: "After we were cuddling and she did the "ow" on her neck and shoulder. "? Perhaps "ow" is a Typo?

I don't see how a massage for her is an exchange for a 2nd pop, really. If she really liked you, it might have been more GFE. Generally massages for the girl are somewhat of a method to waste time, from my personal perspective. You would have to be exceptionally good for her to be really throwing in extra pops for no other reason. I prefer to waste my time with DATY. LOL I am willing to give girls a short massage if I really like them and would have been resting anyway. The girl could get a friend to massage her in between customers. So I don't like to chew up too much session time. I take your point though, that massaging the girl can be very enjoyable if she has such a great body (for a short time).

I agree that many girls do not like a brissly face, and some complain strongly about it. Some girls have lips and pussies that can get irritated quite easily. Even the redness from it can be seen. Some guys think a 3 day growth looks sexy, but really many girls don't like it, and even a 1 day growth is not a good idea. I always try to take a very thorough shave before visiting an MP to maximise chance that girl will not have adverse reaction to the feel of my face during kissing and DATY.