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BOEN YÝN DEE

BURASARÝ

I ve narrowed my search to these 6 hotels. Now I please need you comments.. About GF, rooms and so on. But most important thing GF?

Thank you.

I will be going to Phuket in 2 weeks (if the airports stays open!) but will unfortunately will be staying at Club Andaman. Checked with the hotel and they replied their joiner fee is B1,500!!! This is my first time there, so what are my options?

[QUOTE=Japanguy]This isn't about saving money, I've found the MGs to be lovely, they tend to be more sensuous and touchy than BGs. And I really do enjoy afternoon sex more than drunken attempts at comparative anatomy late at night. [/QUOTE]

Not sure if that is original or not (but then again, what is new under the sun?), but "drunken attempts at comparative anatomy"- nicely put, JG. And good advice, I think, too.

[QUOTE=Newcheong]I will be going to Phuket in 2 weeks (if the airports stays open!) but will unfortunately will be staying at Club Andaman. Checked with the hotel and they replied their joiner fee is B1,500!!! This is my first time there, so what are my options?[/QUOTE]

Change hotels.

[QUOTE=Japanguy]This isn't about saving money, I've found the MGs to be lovely, they tend to be more sensuous and touchy than BGs. And I really do enjoy afternoon sex more than drunken attempts at comparative anatomy late at night.[/QUOTE]
But, wherever you get the girl from, and whatever state you get yourself into on the evening, a decent LT gives you a second throw of the dice on wake-up: "I love the smell of pussy in the morning. It smells like.....life!"
Nice report btw.

[QUOTE=Gwailo]Change hotels.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately, the hotel's fixed as part of a business trip. I think the office knew the GF-friendly hotels and fixed us up in Club Andaman :( If I'm going to pay the joiner fee, will I be better off with just booking another night at a friendly hotel near bangla rd/beach instead? Given my schedule, I'll probably only have time on my first and last night there (staying a week).

[QUOTE=Newcheong]Unfortunately, the hotel's fixed as part of a business trip. I think the office knew the GF-friendly hotels and fixed us up in Club Andaman :( If I'm going to pay the joiner fee, will I be better off with just booking another night at a friendly hotel near bangla rd/beach instead? Given my schedule, I'll probably only have time on my first and last night there (staying a week).[/QUOTE]

Yes, there are plenty of gf hotels that charge less than 1000 baht per night.

This place gets 2 stars for taking care of basic hotel needs and delivers soo many LBMFs at EVERY turn its painful, like self torture.

Burisari, is renovating, I got into a room for 2200 (2nights), the most economical, they wanted 3400 a night. It was nice. Then I wanted to stay longer, they only had one room, the same but with two double beds tied together. I moved to the expat for 1200 I think, I said when I moved in "I have to have hot water". That place is low rent, and now under massive construction, the, the second day no water at all. I got up to dive, no shower or water at all. I got back from diving, a VERY long day at sea, no hot shower and the bathroom had dirt under the shower and in the sink and stool. Second day, no hot water, and no wake up call, I missed my dive because my wrist watch somehow lost an hour. My fault? No clocks in the room either, but thats everywhere here. No concept of time. Expat lad wanted to call the "police" when I said I don't want to pay the bill. I said "yes lets call the police". So she called the manager. She was the one who did not wake me up. We called the manager (at home till noon every day), she ran her mouth on the phone for 5 min. Then said to me "half price". 800 was half, out of there. Now I am at the Summer Breeze for 1200, a suite. Ok, but 2 hours trying to connect to the internet.

Jesus, a hot shower, a large bed, free easy to connect internet in my room is not easy, then add a clean refrig (no mold on drinks), some place to unpack like a dresser and a clock. Forget it, never all in one room.

But what can I say, literally EVERYWHERE I go, 24/7, little hot cute brown girls. Smiling like a cat or a horny teenager. Occasionally, a smokin hottie to die for, but always at least cutie nearby. Unbelievable, only two or three fat ugly girls during the last week.

GET A CELL PHONE! Bring the right GSM phone with you, the sim cards and minutes are dirt cheap and the locals are far more easy to communicate with via sms! Renatals, hotels, diving, or events all need a phone to smooth out the day. Why fight it? Get one.

First night, Hollywood discotq (ladies night), manybe a hundred honies, a dozen were smokin hot, dozens of smiles, I focused one the one I follwed in and the hottest one that smilied at me, sadly they ended up right next to each other, I had to pick, the one I picked had an other guy on her. What luck, then the other had a guy on her, man, what luck. I wrote my number down on two pieces of paper, maybe I could get a call back from one later. Funny, a girl helping me write my number down on paper, wanted it. Anyway, I managed to get my number into the hands on one of the two hotties. She immedialtly pulled me acrossssssss the bar, then we left to another bar, she pulled me along. It was th FBI, she had a ton of friends there, she intro'd me to maybe 4 or 5. She said she danced in two clubs, alot, for many years, but avoided the other jobs.

She had a new motor bike, a hair salon. She works in her salon 7 days a week 9 to 11 (sign says 10am to midnight), very sweet but very independent. 24yo 5-1, 95lbs, acted like a teenager in bed and from the neck down looked 16. So I was gentle. Slept in her room, VERY GFE. Eventually, I gave her the grown up girl treatment, she felt wonderfully responsive.

Second night, very different, she was more pro, I met her in her salon, she cut my hair, then she showered and changed into "hot" clothes. We ended up at my hotel. She was a bit more serios all night, she said its her real self. But fell back into little girl mood when we got in bed, two hours later I almost passed out it was soo good. Like screwing in high school all over again.

She asked for "something" each night night, the first night she told me before she took me to her Salon/home (which was very nice). The second night, before she left my hotel, she asked me for a gift. I gave her the same as the first. I hav no problem finding an attractive GF, and she knew it. I just appreciated her time.

3 to 5 gb of pics and vids from all over the island, mostly on the street and I don't do up close pussy shots, tasteless from my view. And don't want to post them if I did. I will post something when I get organized and the hotels cooperate. I have a few very good pics and a couple vids.

JD

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Sending this from the Summer Breeze, Phuket. A worn out local in the rack passed out (its noon), sorry for the crappy editing, either I spill this out or make it look perfect and only get half done. Sorry but I have a 40kg Brown girl, who looks like my high school dream girl, sleeping with her ass in the air. And I have to book reservations in two countries asap. Ok, the Update:

I left the Expat with my large duffle bag luggage on my shoulder, just to prove to the idiot at the counter I was not a lazy white boy. I carried my gear all the way around the block, sort of a U turn if you look at it from the front door of the Expat. The next block over has a half dozen decent guest houses, restaurants, its right across form the main drag, Patong is renovating and rebuilding, I think everyone is renovating.

BTW, while I was pissed at the Expat, I walked next door, to a VERY nice gym/spa/restaurant. Throw a baseball from the Expat front door and you can hit it. I asked for a shower, the very nice Thai (and cute of course) said they do not sell like that, only weekly/memberships. She just took me to the shower and smiled. I met a 55-60 yo well dressed aussie in there, very cool. We talked, he said an American can rent locally in Patong for 6k to 15k baht (condo to house) and then nodded and said yes, for 400 to 500 USD a guy can have a nice place to live here.

Second date with the 24yo. We met at her salon, she walked out of the back room wearing a pair of jeans that looked painted on. Small pointy boobs under a tight top. Sweet tiny but full ass, dam some girls were born to wear jeans, "stripper" heels that made her legs look long (for a 5-1 girl), shinny str8 black hair, you know. A Thai girl.

She took me to a romantic diner, we had to drive north up along the shore, almost seemed outside of Patong, but the restaurant over looks Patong beach, it was of course on the left hand side of the road, very shallow parking lot, at the front door, you can look through the restaurant and see the ocean. Very good menu, well served, most of the food came on charcoal burners and stayed simmering. My date said its one of the best places for what you spend. We had enough food for 4 people, lobster, prawn, some dim sum, veggies plate, an entire fish showed up on a charcoal platter (she ordered most of the food), I had 4 drinks, her 1 (she does not drink much), bill was about 2200baht + tip. We sat for an hour, I looked at the magnificent view of Patong/the bay at night, she was grumpy with her life and says to take her as she is, she is not gonna be a "nice girl" all the time. {I was just praying she was not getting her monthly. You know, of course as she talks half english, while I nod, mostly all I am really thinkin is what she looks like getting pounded through a matress. Having had that sweet young bod once already, it was gonna get better and better as I get more time on the plate. }

We drove back into the heart of Patong, to stop for a drink and pool, but could not find the place. Thai seem to not pay attention to anything that does not directly impact them, like "whats on the next street over. I don't know, never been there". Since she was trying to stay off the main drag (and not be in the hooker scene anymore, I guess, naturally the story is she has only had a few "boyfriends" in addition to her regular boyfriends/partner), she wants to take me to an out-of-the-way bar her friend owned, we never found it. She has lived here since she was 10, this place is a mile wide and a few long, and she does not know it very well (I met a cab driver (those tiny red trucks) who could not find her Salon even after another driver explained to him where it was). A VERY SHELTERED PEOPLE.

Anyway, then we went to the Burisari, she knew enough to slip the guy at the door her ID before he even had a chance to smile. She gave him a wai, I love those gestures. Never sure what to do, I am older, and a stupid white guy, so I just nod like a japanese guy.

Third "Date" with the 24 yo. I spent the evening at her salon, brought her diner. She likes fruit, so on the way, so I had the driver stop at a respectable fruit stand. Yes I turned in the rental, not sure why, it was only $25 USD a day. Maybe just the lack of parking, yes Patong is small, but I drive all over the place like a nut, everywhere I go. Phuket city, Chalong Bay, Patong are a bit different, so why not check them out? A few locals in Patong say the beach is the dirty one, so they go south past Karan beach. I like to cruise around before settling in.

Ok I get there with the fruit. I have heard some Thai women don't like to eat in front of you, it seemed true with her, if I was looking at her she would tease her food, if I was stuffing my face and not looking at her she would do the same. The diner I brought her she liked, I said I was not hungry, so she put it away, then in 5 min she left to get some other food, then she would not eat it until I found something to keep busy with. Then she chomped like she was starving (same thing at the 2nd date restaurant).

After she closed up, we went to the new shopping mall in Patong, its western style/modern. I can't think of the name, but its brand new and big, I think the Millennium Hotel is attached (thats a fat hotel). Anyway she dressed up like a teenager in the USA, white tee shirt, long jean skirt, flats on. She took me to the bowling alley there, it was very nice, very good service for not speaking english (drinks 130-200 baht). I recommend the bowling alley and the karoeke recording etc, next door. The bill for 3 games (2 players), three drinks, shoes and socks was 16 or 1800. Not really cheap, but a nice alley (built sort of like a teenagers bar with dance music). I don't bowl, so the first half dozen throws were a bit stupid, but the Thais close by did not seem to have any Game either. And my partner Nat. Not a bowler either, I felt like I was on a high school date. We goofed aroud, but naturally there was only one thing I was thinking when she bent over to grab her ball.

I was checked into the Summer Breeze (1200 per night, I think, maybe 13 or 1400), we went there. She almost fell over, a guy she dated for a year and wanted to marry lived there (15k per month). Naturally it was a bit odd for her walking in there, she said she knew all the girls from back then. We walked up to my room, she started laughing, it was the same room. When we went inside she started showing all the switches (alot of switches and ceiling lights in this room), the TV was new (she must have watched it alot). With me, we never turned it on. Naturally I like to start out very loving and like a gentleman, but its our third date, so I have to turn up the pressure in the rack a bit, just to see here response. Since she says she has been faithful to her rich Swedish BF (a long story but says I am first guy she has been with while dating him), I played her like a high school girl and finally got past her guard without a raincoat. Maybe an hour of foreplay and loving to reach the hot monents, the finish was a bit interesting.

Basically I went diving for three days and wore my ass out, I slept mostly. Stayed out of trouble until last night. I slept until midnight, the 24yo kept sending sms or calling, I finally told her I was sleeping. At 11, she SMS that she was at the Hollywood. I wanted a break from her, and walked the main drag for a bit, then I just HAD to go back to the Hollywood Discotec, dam that has to be The Place, hotties just rolling in there, stacked up like cord wood. 3 or 4 per each guy (90% western white guys). One thing to note, most of the guys in the Hollywood are not old fat guys, mostly under 35 and average or better looking. The advantage is, it draws the locals who don't want a fat belly hanging and sweating over there sweet body when the deed gets done. Eye contact is off the chart in this place, just be an average clean cut western guy, make contact, buy someone a drink that smiles more than once, and wammo, instand bed squirrel. Anyway I decided, if I was going to take the chance of running into the 24yo, I should go for something hot. I picked out the something a bit younger, thinner, sort of looks a bit latin. Luck prevailed, he BF just dumped her, and she cried on my shoulder, in the club. Eventually, she felt my hard dick and also the phone vibrating in my pocket (the 24 yo called), maybe this new girl knew that Game. Caio for now.

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A question for the Thailand expats and gurus!

We are two guys, late 30s, traveling to Thailand for the first time. We'll be in phuket dec 29-Jan 10th.

We want to stay in patong a few nights, and on to krabi, koh phi phi, and samui. But since these are quiet, honey moony type of places we don't want to go alone.

My question is,

Would it be fairly easy to find girls in phuket to accompany us?

How much should we expect to pay?

Would you advise doing so?

Any feedback is appreciated.

[QUOTE=Adventurer]A question for the Thailand expats and gurus!

We are two guys, late 30s, traveling to Thailand for the first time. We'll be in phuket dec 29-Jan 10th.

We want to stay in patong a few nights, and on to krabi, koh phi phi, and samui. But since these are quiet, honey moony type of places we don't want to go alone.

My question is,

Would it be fairly easy to find girls in phuket to accompany us?

How much should we expect to pay?

Would you advise doing so?

Any feedback is appreciated.[/QUOTE]

It should be fairly easy to find girls in Phuket who are willing to travel with you. If you take them from a bar you may have to pay the bar for every day they miss work.
I think 1000-1500 baht per day would be a good amount to pay the girls.

BTW, there are plenty of bargirls in Samui, both at Lamai Beach and Chaweng Beach so you might not want to take a girl there as you could choose a new one.

[QUOTE=Adventurer]A question for the Thailand expats and gurus!

We are two guys, late 30s, traveling to Thailand for the first time. We'll be in phuket dec 29-Jan 10th.

We want to stay in patong a few nights, and on to krabi, koh phi phi, and samui. But since these are quiet, honey moony type of places we don't want to go alone.

My question is,

Would it be fairly easy to find girls in phuket to accompany us?

How much should we expect to pay?

Would you advise doing so?

Any feedback is appreciated.[/QUOTE]


Remember that you will need a GF hotel/guest house.

Yes but you will also need to pick your girl carefully as you may get fed up with her or you may not be right for each other.

Long time price 1000-1500bht a day + expenses eg food etc.

It depends on what you are looking for on your holiday so it depends on where you want to go you may want to stay in Patong beach and then lamai beach in Samui.

Thank You Gentlemen for the quick response.

As far as GF guest houses,

If we rent two double ocupancy rooms on phi phi or samui, and check in with girls, or tell them that our girl friends are coming later, They wouldn't give us a hard time. Would they?

[QUOTE=Adventurer]Thank You Gentlemen for the quick response.

As far as GF guest houses,

If we rent two double ocupancy rooms on phi phi or samui, and check in with girls, or tell them that our girl friends are coming later, They wouldn't give us a hard time. Would they?[/QUOTE]


Some of the hotels could or they would just add a joiner fee which could mean quite a price difference.

Also search for Phuket in a search engine.

[QUOTE=ThaiLearner]Some of the hotels could or they would just add a joiner fee which could mean quite a price difference.

Also search for Phuket in a search engine.[/QUOTE]

Usually, in non GF hotels, there is no problem if you check-in with the girl. If you bring a girl later, it may be different.