Cali Reports

I am just looking for advice. I have my two week setup to go to Cali, Colombia. I will be leaving on January 14, 2007 and will return on February 4, 2007. I have met this incredible ass delicious cutie in Cali. I have several questions:

1. I met this Cali girl (Jiovana) on Cybercupidos.com. We have been talking on and off since April 06. How do I know if this chick is a pro or a non-pro? Frnkly I have not been able to get any hints that she is a pro? She says she works in a Print shop. She has not given me any hints that she is a working girl. I have asked her a couple of times if she wants to go with me to San Andres for a weekend and everytime I get the same response:My mother will not let me go.

2. How is the FARC situation in Cali? I read a couple of reports that a couple of bombs were set off. My Cali girl tells me that these bombs did not hurt anybody. The bomb were use to kidnap some local officials. Is it safe for a first timer to go Cali with a girl he just met on the net?

3. Where do people recommend staying in Cali?

Sorry if I have ask questions that have been asked before and answer. Thank you in advance for the members that give me a prompt response.

Oye mi hermano, Cubanut, ojala que yo encuentre una esperiencia como tu encontraste en Medellin.

Cubanut, are you going to be in Colombia around the time I am in Colombia?

Cali seems to be a dodgy town, i mean I see these hot ass models on the caliescali.com website but surely not many hotties look like that despite what many gringos say, and if they do look like that i doubt they are going to be on gringo dick unless you are a millionaire and you live there 24/7. I saw many gals like that in rio and they didnt even look at me let alone give me that chance to pump them with enigma juice. being darker skinned added more salt to a wound. So i wonder if Cali is worth it. I have the money but it sounds like a bust.

no te preoccupas tropo amigo !

colombian chics are not your regular us female attitude (not for now at least), no reason to be or become paranoica !

the reason why 'la mama' does not want her to leave with you to san andres is maybe she is still ****d for such 'experiences' in her opinion. you will have to convince la mama first of your real intenciones with the cuty pie. or do you believe it is unusual for the mother to protect her beloved daughter from a gringo like you ? ;-)

what i suggest you for renting or lodging is ask the chica to find for you an apartment in cali. you will be better off compared to hotel rooms. and you will be totally free in what to do and bringing in chicas. price/quality is very good affordable. there are plenty of secured apartment areas over cali town. with guards carrying loaded kalashnicovs to keep the bugs outside the compounds. :o
meanwhile (if you are lucky) you have a private swimming pool inside the secured area.

dont worry about farc and other 'irregular' types of people. just use common sense and do not walk alone in dodgy side streets alone at night. the most problems and troubles for tourists are not from the farc, but from petty criminals and pick poketeers. keep on the main roads like avenida sexta. leave your pimp golden neckless at home, included your golden rolex. do not wear armani suits, but nice trousers and shirts which do not flash at night. mingle in, and dont exhagerate... the usual stuff to keep a low profile. and you will be just fine ! dont worry, the chics will find you ! it is not necessary to chase them, they will chase you !!
take a look at casa de cervesa near ave sexta. go in on a friday or sat night, chics dancing on the tables, drinking beer (jiraffa's). ;-)
score ratio : 95 %
only (again) common senses to be used. do not interfere into girls sitting next to other boyfriends.... or when you are not sure the pray is without a hubby or boyfriend inside the room. keep your distance, or the boyfriend will find you ! do not ask a girl possessing a boyfriend for a dance. you will get hit by the boyfriend for sure. most colombians are quiet 'jealous', and see their commitment as property or real estate. so, do not tresspass the property lines.

enigma84, you are talking shit. do not compare rio with colombia.
there is a saying about brasilieras in colombia. :-)

[b]brasillian woman are the substitute of the average colombian woman but without the brains inside.[/b] and they hit it exactly with this saying. in fact i know some brasillian men, who got themselves a colombian woman for this reason. colombian woman go study and work together to be someone in life. brasillian woman do not have the slightest clue how to manage such a life. they rather go horizontal without thinking. hoping they caught a big fish, who will play the sponsor the rest of their existence. colombianas are quiet different on this issue.... off course exceptions make the rules everywhere.

Cream on top you obviously didn't read my post. I said the "10"s of cali that you see on caliescali.com don't fuck with gringos, even though gringos like to make out they do. I will have a harder time in Cali since I am going to be chasing non-pros. Chasing non pros in Rio is easy and the women don't mind darker skinned men. Gringos I speak to say BAQ is better for non-pros also more tolerent of black men.

I need some help. The apartment that I rent usually in Cali ( near Chippichape), is rented during my stay in March. I am looking to spend up to, but not over $ 50 a night for an apartment with a kitchen, full bath, bedroom etc... for a week in mid march. I prefer to stay near Chippachape, and near avenida sexta.

Does anyone have any recommendations?, and does anyone know or has anyone stayed at Hostal San Fernando on the south side of Cali?

Thanks.....

[QUOTE=El Cubanito]Cubanut, are you going to be in Colombia around the time I am in Colombia?[/QUOTE]

I will be in Cali from 1-12-07 to 1-23-07.

I don't know if I can elaborate any more than Cream on top did about the questions you raised and yes they have been asked and answered before.

BUT:

1. This first question is not a question so nothing to answer.

2. Are you asking if it's safe to assume that the girl is not FARC? I don't think FARC is recruiting girls to lure tourists on Cybercupidos to be kidnapped. As far as being blown up in Cali. I think your chance of winning the lottery has equal chances. Now if you ask if you can be mugged, my answer is yes but that goes for many countries and cities as well as my own city. It all depends on how safety minded you are and so I don't suggest you stroll around a park at night with justyour girl. You get the picture.

3. Where to Stay in Cali? Depends on if you want to impress your girl or just have a place to lay your head or if you want a little something more. Consider that [url]www.calipenthouse.com[/url] is an apartment that runs $125 per night near the Chippichape mall. Great if you really want to impress the girl. However a smaller apartment or hotel will run you much per night although the hotel may chareg an overnight guest fee. There are Several hotels like thw Windsor Plaza or the Hotel Versailles is impressive as well as well as the Dann Carlton.



Cheers,


Cubanut

[QUOTE=Cubanut] ...

2. Are you asking if it's safe to assume that the girl is not FARC? I don't think FARC is recruiting girls to lure tourists on Cybercupidos to be kidnapped. As far as being blown up in Cali. I think your chance of winning the lottery has equal chances. Now if you ask if you can be mugged, my answer is yes but that goes for many countries and cities as well as my own city. It all depends on how safety minded you are and so I don't suggest you stroll around a park at night with justyour girl. You get the picture ...

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Great people in Cali ... but trust me, I have many friends there and I visit quite frequently ... the city has very high crime.

Best to keep in the better parts of the city and be smart.

My girlfriend just moved back to Pereira due to the insecurity in Cali.

Suerte

Since this is my first time in Cali. Yes I am thinking of renting the Cali penthhouse. No, I am not doing it to impress the girl. I am doing it more because it is a place that I have seen the picture and it looks like a very good place to stay on my first visit to Colombia. Listen maybe we can hook up and have a beer and talk about some common war stories (mongering).

BTW, the story that you wrote on the Medellin website about leydis is priceless.

Thanks for all of the info Cream on Top and Cubanut.

Luis the Great, thanks for the PM.

I hope to see you in Cali Cubanut.

El Cubanito

We stayed at Aparthotel Monte Carlo in Zona Rosa on Calle 22N & 5N-15, 2 blocks from La Sexta. Six floors, I think 4 apartments on each floor. No elevator. I flipped my friends for the 2nd floor apartment, while they had the 4th and 6th floors. The price was right. Less than US$35/night. However there was a thief amongst the micro 2 or 3 person staff. Each apartment had a regular lock as well as a deadbolt lock that used a different key. However one of the hotel's guests said that someone had been in his room and stolen his $2000 laptop.

I did not notice any of my things missing until 4: 30 the next morning when I was leaving. My jacket was missing along with my SD cards and an expensive pen. A cell phone was stolen from my friend's apartment. I went downstairs and asked the night desk clerk if he could call the owner (we had seen the lady the two previous days.) He said he had no way to call her. So I told him to call the police. He didn't call at first while I continued talking with my friends. I raised my voice, "did you call the police? " Then he immediately called. While waiting for the police to arrive he went upstairs to check to see what we had consumed. The police arrived and went right to the rooms. They came back downstairs and told me that they would write a report but there was nothing they could do. I thanked them and they left. The guy came back downstairs and said that I owed 40, 000 pesos for the things I consumed. I told him that I was not paying for shit because someone who works there stole my things. Then he decided that he knew how to get in touch with the owner, because if he didn't collect the money from me it would come out of his paycheck. I was kind enough to leave my card with all of my information and what was stolen and the prices but vowed that I would never stay there again.

[QUOTE=Enigma84]Cream on top you obviously didn't read my post. I said the "10"s of cali that you see on caliescali.com don't fuck with gringos, even though gringos like to make out they do. I will have a harder time in Cali since I am going to be chasing non-pros. Chasing non pros in Rio is easy and the women don't mind darker skinned men. Gringos I speak to say BAQ is better for non-pros also more tolerent of black men.[/QUOTE]I would have to disagree with you about top notch Cali non-pros not wanting to deal with gringoes and about Cali women not digging black men. I see you mentioned Rio. If you have already been there then you will probably consider most other places (Land of Smiles excluded! ) a waste of your time and money, because of the 30 countries I have been to nothing has come close. Thanks to the forum and online dating sites I had already had everything preprogrammed (except accomodations) before I arrived in Cali.

I didn't do any mongering there. I tried, but like I said after Rio and Bangkok. It is like being raised on steak and being forced to downgrade to bolonga sandwiches. So I stuck with my non-pros for extracurricular activites. The first casa we went to was run by a guy named Diego (316-440-5125). It was nothing like I expected. It felt like we were going to someones house (hmmm. Maybe that is why it is called a casa! ) and not looking for P4P. But really, when we were knocking I thought someone would come to the door and curse us out because it was the wrong address. But we were at the right place. You go in, sit on the couch, then the girls come out one at a time with regular street clothes on and tell you their name and shake your hand then they immediately return to the back. You don't even have enough time to get a good look at the girls to build your lust or attraction. Diego was kind enough to take us around to some other spots that we had on the list. We paid for the taxi of course. Every spot had the same set-up and formalities as the first. There was no sitting down with the girls to talk shit before you choose one; only sitting on the couch with the rest of the guys. You basically have to choose in the 15 seconds that she comes out to introduce herself. I didn't get a chance to experience any of the 'clubs' because they do not open until night and my two nights were already reserved for my non-pros. Non-pro pictures below.

The ability - will - desire of those so called 10's to fuck, does not only depend on how she feels about herself. But MAINLY how you treat her.....

And this is not only for Cali but for most parts of our zoological garden (world).

Enigma84 and many others here, understand that YOUR attitude towards the chica will proof your succes or failiure.

1. take away their prejudgments about skin color (black or white)
2. convince them of exactly what your intentions are
3. show them you are not the regular asshole on hollidays to srew and leave
4. be yourself ! (do not run around with your brains between the legs).
5. treat them with R E S P E C T. (many are not used to it) be Caballero !

I'm sure with these few simple rules, you too Enigma84 will fuck 10's in Cali. You seem to me only in your mid 20's. (84 = 22 years of age ?) In these circumstances you should be screwing everything on this planet available.
Only one more thing. Don't look for 10's in the regular dirty bars. There you can find only 10's with an attitude equal to western women. They don't worth our dicks. I never would go chase pussie in a Rio bar like HELP. This is pathetic environment only meant for ripping off tourists. Every city has such bars and disco's. Find the real original local pubs and dancing halls. That's where you score and find the real genuine freebies.
I went to Cali, was there 8 days, and every single night I slept with a pussy on my dick. And not only for an hour, but all night long. Charges ? ZERO DINERO.
Even in Bogota where I arrived my first day. I had arranged my meetings upfront and I fucked the complete night with a 28 year old Industrial enginiera. It is no miracle in Colombia, it is hard fact ! Even for an old blocke like me. She might not be a 10 for you, but she was an 8+ to me.

It seems that you have been in all of the major Colombian cities. Which is your favorite for mongering.

Well based on the below written report, This place comes off of the list. sorry about the hassles you guys received Mr. enternational.

Cream on Top thanks for the feedback and she is a very nice girl. your right I am 24 so I am fairly young compared to most guys here.

I agree with your observation of nightclubs. Overrated in my opinion if you want to meet girls. Malls and shops and better esp for 10's. And if you plan on taking a girl to a nightclub thats a different matter but nightclubs in general are a bad place to meet women. Most girls are on some sort of ego trip and gun men down at nightclubs just for the fun of it.

I will try Cali and BAQ in JAN. Cant wait.

[QUOTE=MJG Dogs]I need some help. The apartment that I rent usually in Cali ( near Chippichape), is rented during my stay in March. I am looking to spend up to, but not over $ 50 a night for an apartment with a kitchen, full bath, bedroom etc... for a week in mid march. I prefer to stay near Chippachape, and near avenida sexta.

Does anyone have any recommendations?, and does anyone know or has anyone stayed at Hostal San Fernando on the south side of Cali?

Thanks.....[/QUOTE]I used calicalicaliente.com last time I was in Colombia, although they are primarily a mail order bride service they do sometimes rent out an apts they gave me a choice of a penthouse or a regular apt. I dont remember the prices but it was definatley worth it. The owner took me out to all the great clubs and partied with me and introduced me to a tons of chicas I loved it.