Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=Dog7979;2123132]Pardon the typos. I am on mobile and won't take the time to correct my fat thumb typing.

A page or two back someone posted the Hera's massage link and people wanted feedback. This is my experience.

I made an appointment via Line app with Mew at 3 pm. The place seems a bit pricey. 2700 baht for two hours with the big jacuzzi room. All inclusive (I tipped 300 to make it 3000 baht even. Ouch).

The facilities themselves are nice. New place and everything is looking as such. I bet you can get a lineup, as the girls are all in a room behind the front desk. I walked by and the door is wide open with 10 girls or so. Some young hotties.

If you want specific girls from the website, they have pics. Make an appointment. But from the looks you will be fine just dropping in.

Mew herself- that's her in the pics. Photoshopped / heavy makeup on the face to hide some you g girl blemishes, and the pics are lightened slightly do she doesn't look as dark as she really is. Overall pretty accurate. I also ran into another girl I noticed from the gallery. Accurate enough that I recognized her.

Service: pretty sure this is a one pop shop. They bring one condom only. You get in the tub together, wash up, get a BJ, then move to the bed for more.receptive to kissing (she hates facial hair). I dunno why. But I want to see if I can make her GFE. I'm an idiot.[/QUOTE]You got there before me.

Now I'm on the fence about a visit. I'm still tempted to check OT out, maybe with Mew, but spending another 750 it seems someone like Cake is available for 2 hrs via Smoochi.

If I don't get to this place, SWhite seems a better bet, based on my reading here.

Cheers for the report.

[QUOTE=Dog7979;2123132]
Mew herself- that's her in the pics. Photoshopped / heavy makeup on the face to hide some you g girl blemishes, and the pics are lightened slightly do she doesn't look as dark as she really is. Overall pretty accurate. I also ran into another girl I noticed from the gallery. Accurate enough that I recognized her.[/QUOTE]I assume she's one of the girls with the babies because I asked to see all the baby free girls and she wasn't one of them. All of the rooms were empty at the time so she wasn't busy. Did she have much baby damage?

On the website there was also a free upgrade room promotion until the 31st of December but they obviously didn't give it to you.

[QUOTE=Crocodilexp;2123301]Is Boss massage proper PSE like Snow White (multiple shots included by default, A+ from specific providers)?[/QUOTE]Boss kind of straddles the line between PSE shop and more Asian oriented shop. Gals run the gamut as to what they provide. There are cards on all the gals that tell what they do. If you like the looks of the gal then you can ask to see the card.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2123475]Boss kind of straddles the line between PSE shop and more Asian oriented shop. Gals run the gamut as to what they provide. There are cards on all the gals that tell what they do. If you like the looks of the gal then you can ask to see the card.[/QUOTE]Any decent A+ providers? I've never been into the shop because I thought they specialised in prostate massages or something.

[QUOTE=*****man;2123479]Any decent A+ providers? I've never been into the shop because I thought they specialised in prostate massages or something.[/QUOTE]I believe there is one or two at the moment. It will list that service on the card. BTW, the cards also include comments written by customers. Rooms are also a bit nicer than the PSE shops if that makes a difference to you.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2123487]I believe there is one or two at the moment. It will list that service on the card. BTW, the cards also include comments written by customers. Rooms are also a bit nicer than the PSE shops if that makes a difference to you.[/QUOTE]Don't know if she does A+ but I did a chic named AunAun there, she one of their main girls with big (I think natural) tits. Photo here the 14th girl:

[URL]http://thai-how.com/castlist?id=7929[/URL]

She got super wet in doggy.

Did her late at night for 1 hour so only 1 shot, not sure about multishot. She also was not fan of DATY but was a good bang nonetheless due to her eagerness / wetness.

Was meaning to go back and try Maki, as young thin girl (photo 10).

Hello fellow mongers! I was an avid global monger (and a decent poster on ISG) in my day. I am no longer either, unfortunately, due to personal preferences, but I'll be visiting LOS shortly and was hoping to partake some great massage that blends in some play with the *right* areas. I believe (and regularly experience) that a lot of fun can be had without sucking or fucking if the provider is skilled and that is what all I'm looking for. Will try the old faithful Rin if she's still there at Hana. But my question is are there any places that offer a great massage with happy ending? Better yet with four hands? Old Barons providers had the skill level (although at the time I used to partake FS which was quite exquisite there). I will separately also go to traditional Thai places, but that's different. Hi.

[QUOTE=Jayf1970;2125044]Hello fellow mongers! I was an avid global monger (and a decent poster on ISG) in my day. I am no longer either, unfortunately, due to personal preferences, but I'll be visiting LOS shortly and was hoping to partake some great massage that blends in some play with the *right* areas. I believe (and regularly experience) that a lot of fun can be had without sucking or fucking if the provider is skilled and that is what all I'm looking for. Will try the old faithful Rin if she's still there at Hana. But my question is are there any places that offer a great massage with happy ending? Better yet with four hands? Old Barons providers had the skill level (although at the time I used to partake FS which was quite exquisite there). I will separately also go to traditional Thai places, but that's different. Hi.[/QUOTE]China has much better providers for this kind of long lasting quality massage ending up with a happy ending.

In BKK I'd go with either Akane or Honeybeemassage. But don't expect too much in terms of "quality massage" as its very unequal based on the provider at HoneyBee.
If you want good looking providers you can try Kapoo joints, but from what I tried, the providers are usually very unexperienced from the few places I tried.
Its rather surprising that BKK can not reliably mix high quality massage (as you get them in several veggie joints) with quality erotic happy ending from a good looking early 20s provider.

In Shanghai (and several other places in China) it's not uncommon for ok to good looking early 20s massage girls working in legit shops shifting to happy ending shops. And thats of course where you get the best of both worlds.

Hi Sinufaguo thanks for your thoughtful response. I'll try those. Two questions if you don't mind.

1. Somewhat surprised you didn't mention Mitu. There seems to be not a lot of what I'm looking for in bkk (as you mention in your post), but Mitu is a name that's been mentioned by others.

2- where do you get this in Shanghai? I tried the corner massage places and they steadfastly refused to go where I wanted them to go.

Happy to contact you on PM if that's better.

Thanks a lot. Much appreciated!

I flew into Bangkok on December 23rd and decided on a quick stop in Snow White before heading to Pattaya.

I arrived in Snow White at about 1600 and there was a line up of about 8 girls of which about 4 were quite do-able.

I asked the line up, "boom boom toot, lang lang, krie dai, khrap" - "who can take a hard ass fucking", Nearly all the girls put their hands up and I chose Audi and Aom, I don't remember the financial damage. Audi has a pretty face but some pretty heavy baby damahge. I think Aom is quite cute although carrying a few pounds, She is very pale skinned, I asked her if she was from Chiang Mai/Rai but she is from Isaan.

In the room, There was no messing, straight down to action. Aom got on her knees and started sucking my cock, I have had a lot of BJs in my life but this was a little special. Aom is the first girl I have ever met that can take my full length without gagging. I started to fuck her throat and could actually feel my cock pushing down the back of her throat and through into a soft velvety area behind, tI was glorious but the amazing bit was there was no complaint or pushback from her, She seemed quite happy there with my cock rammed down her throat. I then fucked Aom in the ass, Again she was quite happy and very submissive, Let me pound away at her ass for 10-15 minutes. I then switched to Audi, I found the baby damage offputting, Her BJ was not in the same class as Aom and my cock went up her ass far too easy. I decided to finish with Aom, I stuck my cock down her throat again and ejacualted straight down her throat, She drank the lot.

Aom. Looks 6/10, performance 10/10.

Audo. Looks 5/10, performance 6/10.

[QUOTE=Jayf1970;2125092]Hi Sinufaguo thanks for your thoughtful response. I'll try those. Two questions if you don't mind.
1. Somewhat surprised you didn't mention Mitu. There seems to be not a lot of what I'm looking for in bkk (as you mention in your post), but Mitu is a name that's been mentioned by others.
[/QUOTE]Hah I had 3 experiences with Mitu. Its much more expansive than in most other places but this I wouldn't mind if it was much better.

The problem is its over rated:

- Girls aren't that good looking (pics are as fake as with other places).
- Some have good massage skills but out of 3 attemps 1 had 1 good massage, 1 average, 1 bad. The bad happened to be from an expensive girl (Platinum or whatever was their ranking).
Its sad really because Thailand can provide you with awesome legit massage, its surprising getting one is a non legit joint can be so hard.
- They don't understand why someone would want to have only HJ and no sex, takes a lot of explanation... I guess its prolly linked to point number 2, they don't want to give long massage as they get tired.


[QUOTE=Jayf1970;2125092]Hi Sinufaguo thanks for your thoughtful response. I'll try those. Two questions if you don't mind.

2- where do you get this in Shanghai? I tried the corner massage places and they steadfastly refused to go where I wanted them to go.
[/QUOTE]Drop me a PM next time you come to shanghai I'll give you updated addresses.

[QUOTE=Mjen1970;2125312] I decided to finish with Aom, I stuck my cock down her throat again and ejacualted straight down her throat, She drank the lot.

Aom. Looks 6/10, performance 10/10.

Audo. Looks 5/10, performance 6/10.[/QUOTE]Aom is only one better than Audi in looks. Does that mean her baby damage is bad too? Her deep throating skills sound great and her face is nice enough but I don't want some off putting body.

[QUOTE=*****man;2125543]Aom is only one better than Audi in looks. Does that mean her baby damage is bad too? Her deep throating skills sound great and her face is nice enough but I don't want some off putting body.[/QUOTE]Aom is a little plump, If she was a bit slimmer, I may give her an 8. Aom's baby damage is not in the same league as Audi's.

[QUOTE=Mjen1970;2125601]Aom is a little plump, If she was a bit slimmer, I may give her an 8. Aom's baby damage is not in the same league as Audi's.[/QUOTE]I've been with Aom as well. She aims to please and the damage is not all that bad, but I would not consider her a looker. I did not repeat. I know that I am limiting myself but from now on, with the exception of one or two I have know for a longtime, I'm not going to take gals who have kids.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2123475]Boss kind of straddles the line between PSE shop and more Asian oriented shop. Gals run the gamut as to what they provide. There are cards on all the gals that tell what they do. If you like the looks of the gal then you can ask to see the card.[/QUOTE]Has this place changed? I used to go there sometimes purely due to having some prettier skinny girls at the time, but never got any impression of PSE. I have not been for well over a year maybe 2.