Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=*****man;2134673]I tried Boss for the first time today. The laminated card system isn't very useful, containing services I'm not interested in like service for couples. Anyway, I told the mamasan I wanted a girl with no baby and settled on Yuri, who she assured me had no baby. She's on the front cover of the magazine of this website:

[URL]http://thai-how.com/castlist?id=7929[/URL]

She has nice slim legs and arms, silicone implants but quite a gut which I'm 99% sure is baby damage. Service was fine but it pisses me off when a mamasan bullshits like that so I won't be back.[/QUOTE]Does Boss massage have a LINE account? If so, what's their ID?

[QUOTE=RobertLong;2135414] Also across Suk Soi 18 has a couple of MP's and around the corner is Lo Li Ta's. That is across from Soi 11.

RL.[/QUOTE]That would be 8.

Hi,

I am ISG user from last 3 years, would be visiting Bangkok and Pattaya in next couple of Days. Can someone please PM me any massage Shops, etc. Near Soi 7/1, or a walking distance from that location as visiting for the First time.

[QUOTE=BroDude;2135417]Does Boss massage have a LINE account? If so, what's their ID?[/QUOTE] What a bizarre first post. Why not just phone them up?

[QUOTE=Deshpander;2135519]Hi,

I am ISG user from last 3 years, would be visiting Bangkok and Pattaya in next couple of Days. Can someone please PM me any massage Shops, etc. Near Soi 7/1, or a walking distance from that location as visiting for the First time.[/QUOTE]Reputed massage shops (Oilies) are all near Phrom Phong station which is just five minits by BTS from your location at soi 7/1. The only decent oily shop near soi 7/1 is bamboo massage on soi 8. If you want just any massage shop, there are plenty in lower sukhumvit.

[QUOTE=*****man;2135356]There have been many reports on this place on this forum. Please include more details in your reports such as the name of the girl with a description of her and the services provided.

Name of shop with address and price is of no value.[/QUOTE]Her name was Cat (that's what she told me) and over all ok. She was pretty (to me) until she smiled she has some heavy braces. Had huge fake boobies but was lack luster in all aspects except rubbing me with the boobies. I've come to expect some amazing mic skills in Thailand and she simple did not measure up. Getting a blow job from her was sort of like sticking my dick in a cup of warm tea. Not an unpleasant sensation by any means but again, not really what I'm looking for in a blowjob. But she was pretty and my dick was in her mouth so it got hard enough to fuck her.

She was thin, with tits as big as my head, and long hair (extensions) to her ass, with a pretty face so I got to the finish line. I wouldn't repeat but I didn't regret it either.

Oh, she was at the Orient.

Candy: Cute little spinner who's eager to please and has no gag reflex.

I've seen her twice, she's a tiny little thing with a cute face. She has some fair baby damage but has used a few artfully placed tattoo's to conceal it but it's there if that's an issue. She also has zero boobage if that's a thing.

She speaks a little English, enough to get by and like I said in my case was eager to please. She has a little tuft of hair above her pussy and is responsive to DATY and vag play (or is a really good actor and that's just as good for me) In my case she was prefectly happy to park my dick in her throat and keep that up until I was ready to fuck. She took a pounding in the buck without any issues. Not only would I repeat but have.

Emma, Emmy something like that. Pretty, no kids, long hair, small but nice boobs. Sorta squishy ass.

Kinda is into gagging, keep stuffing my cock in her throat until she gagged like she did it a bunch but kept doing it until I was ready to fuck, then also took a pounding in the buck.

Afterwards had some funny stories, I was entertained. Especially the one about the "cheap charlie" that wouldn't even pay the 500 for a handjob and instead "made boom boom with the bed. ".

If I wouldn't have found Candy the second time I woulda repeated with Emma / Emmy whatever. Good value at 1900 for either.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2136280]Her name was Cat (that's what she told me) and over all ok. She was pretty (to me) until she smiled she has some heavy braces.

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She was thin, with tits as big as my head, and long hair (extensions) to her ass, with a pretty face so I got to the finish line. I wouldn't repeat but I didn't regret it either.

Oh, she was at the Orient.[/QUOTE]I've had a few girls from Orient over the years. It's the kind of place to go if you can't find anything better as you'll never get a particularly good or bad experience.

The girl you describe sounds quite tempting though.

In may I will have the opportunity to come back in Bangkok, last time few years ago, I have to put in place a budget, may I recap numbers I remember, and what I found in different threads:

For a massage parlour loke Mango or Cherry full service is 2000 tip + 800 average 2 hourse curse, of course if habby, but uisually I am; the whole night 5000 all inclusive (tip inside).

I'm pretty excited to come back, I will do more questions approaching to long awaited visit, please help.

Of course damages reported are average.

I sessioned with Candy last night based on positive report by Admin2. As was indicated in his post she is a cute spinner with a great attitude. Except for a of baby damage that she has tried to mask with a tat she has a cute body and nice smile. Session was fun. Her BBBJ skills are great, with attention to both balls and shaft. She was very responsive to DATY. FS was also hot, cycling through CG, Standing Ride, Standing Mish and RCG.

Her English is ok, so conversation was smooth. I may try her for a take out later this week.

I spent an hour with sunny at snow white. I'm kind of bored with tulip girls so had time to risk an hour with her.

To be brief, tight body for a 30+chick. Some clear baby damage but no gut. I felt her up in the shower and it was obviously loose but not a gut. Maybe wrinkled is the best way to describe her stomach area but not loose. Looks are pleasant but not super hot. She has a lithe body overall. Kids have done a number on her tits so they are deflated, but the rest of her is toned and fit. She kickboxing so her body is athletic and toned. I was happy with the body overall, a 7 or 8.

Sex was reasonably good. Not a complaint there. Not quite tulip standard but 69 on offer BBBJCIM finger in vagina and ass and I understand anal on offer but didn't partake. Missionary cowgirl standing doggy 69 were done well.

I couldn't cum with the rubber so she sucked me for ages till I blew in her mouth. My major downside was no DFK. This is a major let down for me, but I guess ymmv at the places like cherry snow white and mango much more than tulip.

I am tempted to bang her again next week to see if she improves but there are also lots of other options and I'm time poor next week.

You can see her photo on the snow white website they make her look older and dumpier than she is. Her body is tight.

Hi,

With all these reports (I've gone through the past 50 pages), it's pretty difficult to determine or compare girls and skills.

I'm big into tiny gals with DFK, and DATY, so which gals do you feel gives the best DFK and enjoy DATY the most in snow white?

On a side note, I'll probably try Rin at hana first and see if I can get her to offer FS (MILF / GILFs are my cup of tea), provided she's still slim. If Rin becomes impossible for me to stand, I'll drop by SW.

I Went to Poseidon today with a friend. The place has gone downhill very much. Avoid this place!

We had a lineup of about 20 girls, not a single one beautiful or above average. 5 or 6 were just ugly. 5 or 6 looked bored and uninterested, not even taking their eyes off their smartphones as we were choosing them. My wingman and I chose the least unattractive ones.

We paid 3300 bath for each girl. We chose a VIP room for each couple, an extra 400 bath. Payable in advance. Monger friends, please excuse me if I paid too much, but this is my first time in Thailand, we had just a litle time between business meetings, and I wanted a top level service.

In the room with my girl, things started to go wrong immediately. She did not let me touch her until she had prepared the room and the foam bath. At least 20 minutes, maybe more. Then she proceeded to clean me with soap even if I protested that I had taken a shower just before coming. Obviously trying to minimize her intimate time with me. OK, I agreed.

I proposed her to do some sauna together, and she refused arguing that she did not like it. After a thorough mutual mouthwash, I tried to kiss her and she refused, so I did not insist.

She then started the blowjob (not covered), just licking and sucking the tip of my penis. I motioned her to get deeper and she refused, 2 or 3 times. I tried to gently pull her by the back of her neck to come and suck me deeper, and she violently jerked backwards, complaining that I hurt her and that she was in pain. I apologized.

Then she proceeded to lick my nipples in a mechanical manner.

As she was sucking me, I reached for her pussy and tried to caress it. She pulled backwards so that I could not even touch it!

So I put an end to this miserable blowjob, and proceeded to take her in the missionary position. As I tried to kiss her neck or ears, she complained that I could not do this. So I turned her over and took her doggy style. She complained that my dick was too big and that it was hurting her. So I took her sideways. I tried to gently bite her shoulders and kiss her neck and again she complained.

I got fed up, and I told her to pack up and go. We were about in the middle of the hour and a half session. She was shocked, and obviously ashamed that a customer would kick her out before the end of the session. She packed her things very slowly, and I had to tell her several times to hurry up, as I wanted to enjoy the sauna.

Five minutes after she had left, the stupid doorman entered my room without even knocking on the door (there are no locks). As I was naked in front of him, so I pushed him out and closed the door. The bastard opened the door again without any respect for my privacy! So I pushed him out again complaining loudly of his behavior. Remember friends that I was in a VIP room. I banged the door closed in disapproval and he shouted some bad words at me that I did not understand. So I packed up and went downstairs to wait for my friend.

Once downstairs, in the entrance lobby, the doorman told me "sit here! I answered that I was not a dog, and that I preferred to stay standing up close to the lobby bar. He barked at me again and I answered back in return.

Then the Mamasan came, telling me that I had done violence to the girl, that she was afraid of me and that she was crying. The girl accused me of trying to choke her! I answered that this were lies, that I had actually treated the girl very gently (I am always very gentle with girls, hoping that I can get better service in return). Instead of trying to understand my point of view, the Mamasan just tried to accuse me.

At this moment, my partner arrived in the lobby. He was lucky to have had a better session than mine, but still quite mediocre. It was quite a disappointment for my friend too, as he previously had much better experiences in Thailand.

As a conclusion and advice to fellow mongers: please take off Poseidon from your list of places to go. It is one of the worst places I have been in my long monger career (see my old posts).

Regards to all.

PS. Same post in the Bangkok Reports, as it is relevant for both threads.

Shocking story about Poseidon and I sympathise with you but it was clearly a mistake to tell the girl to leave on her own because it gave her an opportunity to make up her excuses and make you look like the bad guy. If you have a problem with the girl you should always go straight down and tell whoever is in charge. If you'd told her earlier on that you were going to do that she might have suddenly changed her attitude. Still, good advice to avoid the place.

I am no expert on the soapies scene but based on user reports I decided to select only those girls who showed some interest when you are choosing them, where they make eye contact and smile. Now they can certainly feign it but I would rather take a chance than choose a girl who has a frown on her face. It worked out for me atleast during my last visit.

In some places like Honey 2, the models did not even bother to look at my direction which sucked but atleast I did not have a terrible experience.

We all have our bad moments, thanks for sharing!

[QUOTE=BimboBoy;2138837]I Went to Poseidon today with a friend. The place has gone downhill very much. Avoid this place!

We had a lineup of about 20 girls, not a single one beautiful or above average. 5 or 6 were just ugly. 5 or 6 looked bored and uninterested, not even taking their eyes off their smartphones as we were choosing them. My wingman and I chose the least unattractive ones.

We paid 3300 bath for each girl. We chose a VIP room for each couple, an extra 400 bath. Payable in advance. Monger friends, please excuse me if I paid too much, but this is my first time in Thailand, we had just a litle time between business meetings, and I wanted a top level service.

In the room with my girl, things started to go wrong immediately. She did not let me touch her until she had prepared the room and the foam bath. At least 20 minutes, maybe more. Then she proceeded to clean me with soap even if I protested that I had taken a shower just before coming. Obviously trying to minimize her intimate time with me. OK, I agreed.

I proposed her to do some sauna together, and she refused arguing that she did not like it. After a thorough mutual mouthwash, I tried to kiss her and she refused, so I did not insist.

She then started the blowjob (not covered), just licking and sucking the tip of my penis. I motioned her to get deeper and she refused, 2 or 3 times. I tried to gently pull her by the back of her neck to come and suck me deeper, and she violently jerked backwards, complaining that I hurt her and that she was in pain. I apologized.

Then she proceeded to lick my nipples in a mechanical manner.

As she was sucking me, I reached for her pussy and tried to caress it. She pulled backwards so that I could not even touch it!

So I put an end to this miserable blowjob, and proceeded to take her in the missionary position. As I tried to kiss her neck or ears, she complained that I could not do this. So I turned her over and took her doggy style. She complained that my dick was too big and that it was hurting her. So I took her sideways. I tried to gently bite her shoulders and kiss her neck and again she complained.

I got fed up, and I told her to pack up and go. We were about in the middle of the hour and a half session. She was shocked, and obviously ashamed that a customer would kick her out before the end of the session. She packed her things very slowly, and I had to tell her several times to hurry up, as I wanted to enjoy the sauna.

Five minutes after she had left, the stupid doorman entered my room without even knocking on the door (there are no locks). As I was naked in front of him, so I pushed him out and closed the door. The bastard opened the door again without any respect for my privacy! So I pushed him out again complaining loudly of his behavior. Remember friends that I was in a VIP room. I banged the door closed in disapproval and he shouted some bad words at me that I did not understand. So I packed up and went downstairs to wait for my friend.

Once downstairs, in the entrance lobby, the doorman told me "sit here! I answered that I was not a dog, and that I preferred to stay standing up close to the lobby bar. He barked at me again and I answered back in return.

Then the Mamasan came, telling me that I had done violence to the girl, that she was afraid of me and that she was crying. The girl accused me of trying to choke her! I answered that this were lies, that I had actually treated the girl very gently (I am always very gentle with girls, hoping that I can get better service in return). Instead of trying to understand my point of view, the Mamasan just tried to accuse me.

At this moment, my partner arrived in the lobby. He was lucky to have had a better session than mine, but still quite mediocre. It was quite a disappointment for my friend too, as he previously had much better experiences in Thailand.

As a conclusion and advice to fellow mongers: please take off Poseidon from your list of places to go. It is one of the worst places I have been in my long monger career (see my old posts).

Regards to all.

PS. Same post in the Bangkok Reports, as it is relevant for both threads.[/QUOTE]