Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=BimboBoy;2138837]I Went to Poseidon today with a friend. The place has gone downhill very much. Avoid this place!

We had a lineup of about 20 girls, not a single one beautiful or above average. 5 or 6 were just ugly. 5 or 6 looked bored and uninterested, not even taking their eyes off their smartphones as we were choosing them. My wingman and I chose the least unattractive ones.

We paid 3300 bath for each girl. We chose a VIP room for each couple, an extra 400 bath. Payable in advance. Monger friends, please excuse me if I paid too much, but this is my first time in Thailand, we had just a litle time between business meetings, and I wanted a top level service.

In the room with my girl, things started to go wrong immediately. She did not let me touch her until she had prepared the room and the foam bath. At least 20 minutes, maybe more. Then she proceeded to clean me with soap even if I protested that I had taken a shower just before coming. Obviously trying to minimize her intimate time with me. OK, I agreed.

I proposed her to do some sauna together, and she refused arguing that she did not like it. After a thorough mutual mouthwash, I tried to kiss her and she refused, so I did not insist.

She then started the blowjob (not covered), just licking and sucking the tip of my penis. I motioned her to get deeper and she refused, 2 or 3 times. I tried to gently pull her by the back of her neck to come and suck me deeper, and she violently jerked backwards, complaining that I hurt her and that she was in pain. I apologized.

Then she proceeded to lick my nipples in a mechanical manner.

As she was sucking me, I reached for her pussy and tried to caress it. She pulled backwards so that I could not even touch it!

So I put an end to this miserable blowjob, and proceeded to take her in the missionary position. As I tried to kiss her neck or ears, she complained that I could not do this. So I turned her over and took her doggy style. She complained that my dick was too big and that it was hurting her. So I took her sideways. I tried to gently bite her shoulders and kiss her neck and again she complained.

I got fed up, and I told her to pack up and go. We were about in the middle of the hour and a half session. She was shocked, and obviously ashamed that a customer would kick her out before the end of the session. She packed her things very slowly, and I had to tell her several times to hurry up, as I wanted to enjoy the sauna.

Five minutes after she had left, the stupid doorman entered my room without even knocking on the door (there are no locks). As I was naked in front of him, so I pushed him out and closed the door. The bastard opened the door again without any respect for my privacy! So I pushed him out again complaining loudly of his behavior. Remember friends that I was in a VIP room. I banged the door closed in disapproval and he shouted some bad words at me that I did not understand. So I packed up and went downstairs to wait for my friend.

Once downstairs, in the entrance lobby, the doorman told me "sit here! I answered that I was not a dog, and that I preferred to stay standing up close to the lobby bar. He barked at me again and I answered back in return.

Then the Mamasan came, telling me that I had done violence to the girl, that she was afraid of me and that she was crying. The girl accused me of trying to choke her! I answered that this were lies, that I had actually treated the girl very gently (I am always very gentle with girls, hoping that I can get better service in return). Instead of trying to understand my point of view, the Mamasan just tried to accuse me.

At this moment, my partner arrived in the lobby. He was lucky to have had a better session than mine, but still quite mediocre. It was quite a disappointment for my friend too, as he previously had much better experiences in Thailand.

As a conclusion and advice to fellow mongers: please take off Poseidon from your list of places to go. It is one of the worst places I have been in my long monger career (see my old posts).

Regards to all.

PS. Same post in the Bangkok Reports, as it is relevant for both threads.[/QUOTE]Whenever I get a very bad session I always try to get to management before the girl does. The version that's given first in these circumstances carries more weight. Also now, I never end a session with my dick in the girl in spite of her shenanigans, I just continue to bang her until I climax when its show's over. If because of her behavior I can't get an erection or she ends the session prematurely I ensure that I get to the mamasan before she does.

[QUOTE=*****man;2139234]Shocking story about Poseidon and I sympathise with you but it was clearly a mistake to tell the girl to leave on her own because it gave her an opportunity to make up her excuses and make you look like the bad guy. If you have a problem with the girl you should always go straight down and tell whoever is in charge. If you'd told her earlier on that you were going to do that she might have suddenly changed her attitude. Still, good advice to avoid the place.[/QUOTE]To *****man.

Maybe Bimbo is the problems I would just ask the management to give me another girl if you sense bad attuide, he need to treat the girl with respect and not force her to do thing that she don't like to do.

Fast Eddie 48.

I went back to SW planning to repeat with Candy but she wasn't available so I chose Aom instead. All I can say is WOW!

She is only a 7 on looks but the lady sure knows how to fuck. She isn't a spinner like Candy but isn't fat either. Medium build with a bit of baby damage in her tummy area. She was a lot of fun on top of her awesome performance. Awesome BBBJ skills with full DT action. When I reciprocated with DATY she was really into the action, arching her back to give me better access. When it came to the main event we cycled through various positions, taking turns doing the work. Much of the time was CG or ACG with her bouncing like a maniac. I have to give her a 10 on performance; first time I can say that for a Bangkok MP lady. I can't wait to repeat on my next visit.

[QUOTE=FastEddie48;2139409]To *****man.

Maybe Bimbo is the problems I would just ask the management to give me another girl if you sense bad attuide, he need to treat the girl with respect and not force her to do thing that she don't like to do.

Fast Eddie 48.[/QUOTE]Come on, you know it's never the mongers' fault. It's always the ladies and the industry.

I guess money doesn't talk loudly as we think. By the way, I agree with you 100%. We never get to hear the other side of the story.

[QUOTE=Lion55;2139530]I went back to SW planning to repeat with Candy but she wasn't available so I chose Aom instead. All I can say is WOW!

She is only a 7 on looks but the lady sure knows how to fuck. She isn't a spinner like Candy but isn't fat either. Medium build with a bit of baby damage in her tummy area. She was a lot of fun on top of her awesome performance. Awesome BBBJ skills with full DT action. When I reciprocated with DATY she was really into the action, arching her back to give me better access. When it came to the main event we cycled through various positions, taking turns doing the work. Much of the time was CG or ACG with her bouncing like a maniac. I have to give her a 10 on performance; first time I can say that for a Bangkok MP lady. I can't wait to repeat on my next visit.[/QUOTE]

+1 to all this. Aom is a stellar performer.

[QUOTE=Mjen1970;2139687]+1 to all this. Aom is a stellar performer.[/QUOTE]Would agree she is a performer, but man, just not quite up to snuff in the looks department for me. One sesh was all I could do with her. Ae is the only one at SW who does it for me look wise. Certainly wish she had Aom's attitude.

Looking for reports about Nana. Is she still at SW? What is her performance?

Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2139812]Would agree she is a performer, but man, just not quite up to snuff in the looks department for me. One sesh was all I could do with her. Ae is the only one at SW who does it for me look wise. Certainly wish she had Aom's attitude.[/QUOTE]Have you gone off My? As Ae has a horrible personality and her service isn't great and there are no other decent A+ options around, I think I'm going to have to give My a go. Does she look like the photo on the website? I can't remember ever seeing her in the shop.

[QUOTE=MonkeyPaw;2139534]Come on, you know it's never the mongers' fault. It's always the ladies and the industry.

I guess money doesn't talk loudly as we think. By the way, I agree with you 100%. We never get to hear the other side of the story.[/QUOTE]I've heard the ladies side on a number of occasions when I cooked for a group of them and as the liquor flowed the "war" stories started to come out. Some were quite amusing but many were very disturbing with the main complaints being an aggressive customer who hurt or frightened them, poor personal hygiene and not being compensated properly for their services. All understood that some pain and unpleasantness came with the job to a degree.

That said I also know several ladies who were not suited to the P4 P business. In some cases they were desperate for money and had no other choice or thought it would be an easy way to make some quick cash but found out otherwise. Usually they had very little sexual experience but were talked into it by friends or family. I personally know a lady who was a bookkeeper that started in one of the hardcore oily shops but had never even given a blow job to anyone. Maybe Bimbo ended up with one of these. I have a lot of empathy for these ladies but if I detect an attitude I immediately terminate the session.

[QUOTE=Soroche;2139965]I've heard the ladies side on a number of occasions when I cooked for a group of them and as the liquor flowed the "war" stories started to come out. Some were quite amusing but many were very disturbing with the main complaints being an aggressive customer who hurt or frightened them, poor personal hygiene and not being compensated properly for their services. All understood that some pain and unpleasantness came with the job to a degree.

That said I also know several ladies who were not suited to the P4 P business. In some cases they were desperate for money and had no other choice or thought it would be an easy way to make some quick cash but found out otherwise. Usually they had very little sexual experience but were talked into it by friends or family. I personally know a lady who was a bookkeeper that started in one of the hardcore oily shops but had never even given a blow job to anyone. Maybe Bimbo ended up with one of these. I have a lot of empathy for these ladies but if I detect an attitude I immediately terminate the session.[/QUOTE]Nice to read a post with something having some empathy. So much shit about rip offs, not performing, piper calls the tune and so on we forget there is a another human being there.

You are right some girls should not be in the profession and yes some are rip off artists but the majority are just trying to get by.

If it's not working out as you expected don't throw a hissy fit, try to understand and when you do quite often in my experience you can turn it into a truly GFE.

[QUOTE=Soroche;2139965]I've heard the ladies side on a number of occasions when I cooked for a group of them and as the liquor flowed the "war" stories started to come out. Some were quite amusing but many were very disturbing with the main complaints being an aggressive customer who hurt or frightened them, poor personal hygiene and not being compensated properly for their services. All understood that some pain and unpleasantness came with the job to a degree.

That said I also know several ladies who were not suited to the P4 P business. In some cases they were desperate for money and had no other choice or thought it would be an easy way to make some quick cash but found out otherwise. Usually they had very little sexual experience but were talked into it by friends or family. I personally know a lady who was a bookkeeper that started in one of the hardcore oily shops but had never even given a blow job to anyone. Maybe Bimbo ended up with one of these. I have a lot of empathy for these ladies but if I detect an attitude I immediately terminate the session.[/QUOTE]For me there is a difference between an inexperienced girl and one with simply a bad attitude. I have had both. I empathize with an inexperienced girl, usually these girls ave very GFE because they have not been long in the business. I am usually very gentle and understanding with them and we both leave the room contented. However, a bad attitude is something else; what happens here is that the girl does not have common customer service ability or assumes a foul attitude in an attempt to prevent the client from getting an erection. If she succeeds I go seek the mamasan.

Hi,

Been there couple days ago, after reading post, thought of picking candy, but when she was not there picked "my" instead, she was very happy.

The usual stuff, shower- BJ, then some massage- BJ / DATY then missionary or what you want. Tried anal, but she said she was sick. I didn't force as I was enjoying my time. Did some chit chat.

Nice girl, good figure, gyrates good, sucks good.

I would say guys who want to try anal ask her first cause I was rejected.

Damage: 1500 girl st.

400 oil massage.

[QUOTE=Franciscass;2139973]Nice to read a post with something having some empathy. So much shit about rip offs, not performing, piper calls the tune and so on we forget there is a another human being there.

You are right some girls should not be in the profession and yes some are rip off artists but the majority are just trying to get by.

If it's not working out as you expected don't throw a hissy fit, try to understand and when you do quite often in my experience you can turn it into a truly GFE.[/QUOTE]Fully agree with this. I find that when the provider realizes that you aren't there just to get yourself off but also want her to have a good time the attitude may change completely. LFK or no kissing suddenly turns into DFK; and haste to make you cum as soon as possible turns into effort to get you up for another round. I'm by no means a stud and I'm not suggesting that this always happens. But showing some empathy and kindness does go a long way.

[QUOTE=*****man;2139931]Have you gone off My? As Ae has a horrible personality and her service isn't great and there are no other decent A+ options around, I think I'm going to have to give My a go. Does she look like the photo on the website? I can't remember ever seeing her in the shop.[/QUOTE]My is not A+, used to be, but it not now. She is ok, but I have found her a bit unfocused most of the time meaning that she is constantly changing what she does even if you tell her it feels good. While not a bad experience, I did find her kind of meh. I have not been with her in a couple of years, so maybe she has improved. She is actually better looking in person than she is in the photos due to some decent surgeries.

[QUOTE=Turgid;2140011]For me there is a difference between an inexperienced girl and one with simply a bad attitude. I have had both. I empathize with an inexperienced girl, usually these girls ave very GFE because they have not been long in the business. I am usually very gentle and understanding with them and we both leave the room contented. However, a bad attitude is something else; what happens here is that the girl does not have common customer service ability or assumes a foul attitude in an attempt to prevent the client from getting an erection. If she succeeds I go seek the mamasan.[/QUOTE]The longer you are here and the more experience you have in the P4 P industry, the easier it is to tell the difference. I think the majority of us empathize with the gals. I myself have no interest in new or inexperienced gals, preferring pros with good skill sets. I like the girl next door type; provided I live next door to a brothel.