German FKK Clubs - Lounge and chat area

[QUOTE=PahllusMaximus;2452011]Nice rhyme.

The point is that we get to live like Sultans in a harem of beautiful naked women we enjoy, and lounge around resting. One thing the FKK's could do is have more massage staff and better rates, perhaps some Thais, as that invigorates. If they had one on good ski slopes or a surf beach, life would be wonderful. Still, one cannot have it all.

Yeah, it is paradise lost of sorts, a good reminder of Joni Mitchell in 1970, "Big Yellow Taxi" I'll slightly adapt:

We had our FKK paradise.
With a pink hotel, a boutique.
And a swinging hot spot.
And now it closed because Cooo-vid ohhh.
Don't it always seem to go.
That you don't know what you've got.
Till it's gone..[/QUOTE]Outtro:

And after corona, I met a FKK girl in FKK and her name was "corona" LOL!

[QUOTE=ExpatLover;2451904]Sorry I don't agree with you, I know some of you just because you told me your ISG name during a sauna. But nobody knows who I am and it is so much better like this.[/QUOTE]I hardly talk to guys when I am in FKK so no mongers know me. Also I do not tell girls my ISG handle. However, when I visit Germany I stay 3 months at a time and go to FKKs almost every day. The girls are very intelligent and know which girls regular guys talk to and go with so they can piece together information to know who is writing about which girl especially if done often. If you go to FKK once per fortnight or once per month nobody will know who you are.

[QUOTE=ExpatLover;2451904]But nobody knows who I am and it is so much better like this.[/QUOTE]You got that right! I have been around mongers who regularly post on this site, but they didn't know who I was hehehe, and I plan to keep it that way for the time being. Now, I tried traveling with a wing man one time, and boy was that a disaster! Like babysitting a grown ass man! I thought his Spanish skills were better, but it was like he wanted to use me as some kind of interpreter or something, ruining my quality "rap time" with the ladies. Digging in his nose and shit and scaring the girls away! Then he turned around and got stumbling drunk one night, and I had to get his walrus ass back to his hotel lest he be robbed and left for dead. Messed up my mojo so bad that when I got back to the club I couldn't "leche" for one of my favorites, causing her to get upset! Why wasn't I cumming for her as usual? LOL! Never again. Anonymous, lone wolf monger with no wing man to screw my program up! Anonymity. Fame and fortune with your name in big lights is greatly overrated.

The more handles you have on ISG, the less you visit the clubs.

Normally, with a little bit of social skills, you realize that you cannot write everything that's on your mind because it can be terribly rude for the girls. You're disappointed with a girl, you keep it to yourself and you don't thrash her ad nauseam. If you don't like a club, you don't talk shit about it constantly unless you want to be banned. Especially when you visit the club every 2 weeks!

[QUOTE=PahllusMaximus;2452011]Nice rhyme.

The point is that we get to live like Sultans in a harem of beautiful naked women we enjoy, and lounge around resting. One thing the FKK's could do is have more massage staff and better rates, perhaps some Thais, as that invigorates. [/QUOTE]No, not Thai's, but Vietnamese! If you ever visit the top Macau Saunas, you will know what I mean. They have some excellent technique in what is known as 'thigh' massage. Much better than the common 'Thai' massage LOL.

[QUOTE=Turgid;2452110]I hardly talk to guys when I am in FKK so no mongers know me. Also I do not tell girls my ISG handle. However, when I visit Germany I stay 3 months at a time and go to FKKs almost every day. The girls are very intelligent and know which girls regular guys talk to and go with so they can piece together information to know who is writing about which girl especially if done often. If you go to FKK once per fortnight or once per month nobody will know who you are.[/QUOTE]Wow. Attending FKKs daily for 3 months. Your stamina is amazing, either you are very young or you seem to be an iron man! Either way, quite impressive.

[QUOTE=TheCane;2452113]You got that right! I have been around mongers who regularly post on this site, but they didn't know who I was hehehe, and I plan to keep it that way for the time being. Now, I tried traveling with a wing man one time, and boy was that a disaster! Like babysitting a grown ass man! I thought his Spanish skills were better, but it was like he wanted to use me as some kind of interpreter or something, ruining my quality "rap time" with the ladies. Digging in his nose and shit and scaring the girls away! Then he turned around and got stumbling drunk one night, and I had to get his walrus ass back to his hotel lest he be robbed and left for dead. Messed up my mojo so bad that when I got back to the club I couldn't "leche" for one of my favorites, causing her to get upset! Why wasn't I cumming for her as usual? LOL! Never again. Anonymous, lone wolf monger with no wing man to screw my program up! Anonymity. Fame and fortune with your name in big lights is greatly overrated.[/QUOTE]I have always been a lone wolf in the clubs, so I agree with this. I do see guys coming together and it seems like it works for them. Obviously, many locals. But Asians too always seem to be coming in with their pals. I don't know if that is because they are nervous about attending alone, or if they enjoy the company, or what? But I have and't shared about my fuck related activities with anyone I know since college. When you are into middle age years and respectable in society, you don't confess about your mongering escapades with anyone. In that sense, this forum has been a good vent for a year now.

[QUOTE=Turgid;2452110]I hardly talk to guys when I am in FKK so no mongers know me. Also I do not tell girls my ISG handle. However, when I visit Germany I stay 3 months at a time and go to FKKs almost every day. The girls are very intelligent and know which girls regular guys talk to and go with so they can piece together information to know who is writing about which girl especially if done often. If you go to FKK once per fortnight or once per month nobody will know who you are.[/QUOTE]You find WGs intelligent? I don't. Highest educated or clever Germans or Romanians work normal job, not in brothels, even they make less money, but matter of image and self esteem of yourself.

[QUOTE=Pessimist;2452131]Wow. Attending FKKs daily for 3 months. Your stamina is amazing, either you are very young or you seem to be an iron man! Either way, quite impressive.[/QUOTE]I average 5 or 6 times per week with an equal number of pops. Hardly an iron man, on this board there are guys doing 3 pops per day on a regular basis. However, I think I'm doing good for a sixty-something.

[QUOTE=TheCane;2452113]............. Messed up my mojo so bad that when I got back to the club I couldn't "leche" for one of my favorites, causing her to get upset! Why wasn't I cumming for her as usual? LOL!.............[/QUOTE]I hope she was not upset because you were taking up her time not climaxing soon enough. I hate it when the Dominicanas tell me "leche papi" which is mildly worse than what I've been hearing recently "cum for me baby".

[QUOTE=Turgid;2452224]I hope she was not upset because you were taking up her time not climaxing soon enough. I hate it when the Dominicanas tell me "leche papi" which is mildly worse than what I've been hearing recently "cum for me baby".[/QUOTE]She was upset because she was taking it as a failure upon herself to please me as she had always done before.

[QUOTE=Turgid;2452110]I hardly talk to guys when I am in FKK so no mongers know me. Also I do not tell girls my ISG handle. However, when I visit Germany I stay 3 months at a time and go to FKKs almost every day. The girls are very intelligent and know which girls regular guys talk to and go with so they can piece together information to know who is writing about which girl especially if done often. If you go to FKK once per fortnight or once per month nobody will know who you are.[/QUOTE]Max I have done this is 14 consecutive days to artemis and after 3rd or 4th day, I just dragged my self to artemis I was pussied up, it was my glory days when I could do 7 rooms with 7 cums no problem. Now after 3rd or 4th cum, I need cialis to boost me up and it does work perfectly, so even when I am 70's one day, there will be even better solution, the future is looking blight for mongers LOL!

FKK will be back to how it was soon or later, meanwhile I can do escort here, but I am even stopping that for my own safety. Better careful than sorry. I fucked most beautiful girls throughout my life, so I am sexually satisfied and my lust ego is calm, therefore, it is wise to experienced mongers to take this time as mongering ramadan LOL!

Like Arnold would say, "I'll be back" LOL!

Deadly attack at erotic spa in Toronto was 'incel terrorism,' police allege.

[URL]https://twitter.com/i/events/1262815604840398848[/URL]

Does Germany have incels, or is this a North American puritanism kind of thing? You'd think incels would celebrate erotic services if they can't get it any other way.

[QUOTE=BigBuddy69;2452122]The more handles you have on ISG, the less you visit the clubs.

Normally, with a little bit of social skills, you realize that you cannot write everything that's on your mind because it can be terribly rude for the girls. You're disappointed with a girl, you keep it to yourself and you don't thrash her ad nauseam. If you don't like a club, you don't talk shit about it constantly unless you want to be banned. Especially when you visit the club every 2 weeks![/QUOTE]I suspect some guys of having few handle names and post to each different handle names supporting each other, but it is only one person with few handle names. Why? And what for? Is my eternal question LOL!

And there is also a famous poster, who reply to his own post using same handle name, often keep writing about how good FKK prostitutes are only to him because of his good behavior and manner and long distance drive he takes to German FKK every weekend LOL!

[QUOTE=Jmioffe;2452272]Deadly attack at erotic spa in Toronto was 'incel terrorism,' police allege.

[URL]https://twitter.com/i/events/1262815604840398848[/URL]

Does Germany have incels, or is this a North American puritanism kind of thing? You'd think incels would celebrate erotic services if they can't get it any other way.[/QUOTE]To enter an erotic spa, you need to be accompanied I think. Or they do some gang bang events and if you're an incel, you probably look like a nerd and you're not especially confident with women, so the odds are high that you won't have sex.

In Germany, unless you're totally broke or fucking weird with women, you can enter a sauna club and have a good time.