Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=Traveler1234]Welcome to ISG. Since you aren't familiar with bbbj, there's no sense trying the old 'RTFF' reply....

I would suggest your start with FAQ on Thailand thread - tons of good stuff. Then move to Reports of Distinction, more good stuff.

Then come back and ask what CIM means ... hint - often follows bbbj ;)[/QUOTE]Thanks for this. Looked in abbreviations and now understand. didn't even know that bit existed.

Yep, CIM sounds good. Might even go for a "donkey punch" or an "angry pirate"

Reports of destinction next.

Thanks again

[QUOTE=Etaoin2003]After. And generally it's not an issue. BKK is not Tijuana! No tension, no clock watching, and relatively honest girls.\

You should keep your valuables in the room safe, which is typically locked with a numeric keypad.

Bare back, and the "Abbreviations" list is in the blue bar at the top of this page.[/QUOTE]Excellent response. Really helpful.

I now understand these posts.

Again, real thanks

Some girls start out as a waitress before they decide to become a dancer.
Or maybe the girl has no desire to be a dancer, if she is as hot as you say she can still get a barfine most every night, she can be choosy about who she goes with, and she doesn't have to dance on stage.



[QUOTE=Wendella]OK got it. I would have tried but didn't want to get into a gray-area situation that would take up too much of my precious time.

I'm still confused as to why the club's cleary hottest girl works as a waitress.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Pocket Sushi]Thanks A2T. I have no idea how I missed it. I actually went to the Eden Club in Nov. Which I thought was on Soi 7. I remember a couple of other small bars and a couple of inexpensive motels on that street but I don't recall seeing the beer garden. I must have been a little too hungover from the night before. Maybe I just got distracted by the 20 or so Eden girls sitting outside. I'll be back next month and will pay more attention to my surroundings next time. Tks again.[/QUOTE]

Beergarden is on Soi 7, Eden is on Soi 7/1. I've never known what to call this Soi, seven one, seven and a half? Anyone know?

[QUOTE=Traveler1234]Welcome to ISG. Since you aren't familiar with bbbj, there's no sense trying the old 'RTFF' reply....

I would suggest your start with FAQ on Thailand thread - tons of good stuff. Then move to Reports of Distinction, more good stuff.

Then come back and ask what CIM means ... hint - often follows bbbj ;)[/QUOTE]
This is a test.

BBBYTOCIMWS

What does it mean?

[QUOTE=Siam150]This is a test.

BBBYTOCIMWS

What does it mean?[/QUOTE]
I am OK with BBB and CIMWS, but what about the YTO??

[QUOTE=Siam150]This is a test.

BBBYTOCIMWS

What does it mean?[/QUOTE]Hmmmm Good one. Spent at least 20 minutes looking for this.

Would understand BBBJTCIMWS (and i may struggle to kiss her afterwards!!!!)

What do the girls understand. If you wanted CIM, would you just ask in English (or what).

I also don't know if you can ask for an Angry pirate, Donkey Punch, Turkish snowcone or the highly dubious boston steamer (see link)

[url]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=angry+pirate[/url]

Oh dear is that Giotto trying to do irony - lost on non-europeans!

[QUOTE=White Whale]

I stayed five days in ISG recommended hotel in Sukhumvit Soi 33. I will probably be the first and only non-returning customer. Housing was fine but I got real cold shoulder treatment in the sports bar after turning down two first girls who approached me. I had my reasons; just went to see the place, as first timer did not know the scene at all and I had a horrible jet lag. After I complained the owner put me between a rock and hard place ordering some girls from that evening in line before me asked who he should fire. Be in peaceful mind. No-one got fired. I think it was just a show. I did not find it funny.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Gwailo]Beergarden is on Soi 7, Eden is on Soi 7/1. I've never known what to call this Soi, seven one, seven and a half? Anyone know?[/QUOTE]

Just what it says...seven, slash, one...or in Thai...jet, tawp, neung

[QUOTE=Popper8469]
Reports of destinction next.

Thanks again[/QUOTE]

One last suggestion, if you haven't already: join up and pay jackson subscription fee so that you can use pm function. You'll often find replies via pm to questions.

Good hunting!

[QUOTE=Giotto]Antonio Batista,

Welcome to the forum, and thank you very much for your first report. Great.

And yes, I enjoyed reading it, and I hope to read some more reports about your adventures in Bangkok soon.


Giotto[/QUOTE]

I'll second that....very well written...almost a professional look to the print...give us more!!

Hi Popper,

1) After the deed

2) Could be painful some hotels have large electronic key cards. Anyway don't be so sure they wont find it there!

3) See abbreviations in header.

Pedro

[QUOTE=Popper8469]All;

Going to Bangkok and Thailand for 10 days at the end of next week. To ensure i don't get ripped

1) Do i pay the girl before or after the deed?

2) If LT, do i need to do a pulp fiction and wear the key the one place they can't get it (up my arse), or is this being too anal!!! (sorry)

Finally

Is there a list of accronyms for the newbie - i.e what the heck is BBBJ (Bite Balls Blow Job!)

Thanks[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Popper8469]
2) If LT, do i need to do a pulp fiction and wear the key the one place they can't get it (up my arse), or is this being too anal!!! (sorry)
[/QUOTE]

If you do decide this is the way to go, take a trip down to BarBar in Patpong. I hear they may be able to help you hide it. :o

AT2

[QUOTE=Old Thai Hand]Just what it says...seven, slash, one...or in Thai...jet, tawp, neung[/QUOTE]
OTH,

Your pronunciation is a bit strange :D Yes I can hear it.

jet thap neung (thap rhymes with English cup).

I wish to alert all members to a problem (that compounded itself) at The Dollhouse in Soi Cowboy.

I barfined one girl (Nook or Nuk) for a couple hours at my nearby hotel a couple nights ago and had a terrible time. This dancer (I believe she is #30) is always exhausted. Working two jobs and not wanting to put in ANY performance for a client and works hard to end session even before 1 shot is done. I kicked her before the two hours were up (did give her the money because I did get my shot eventually and she was amenable to foreplay that required her not to work) but I went to ***** to the management the next night.

I go in on Thursday night, March 6 to see a papasan who listens to my story and then tells me that I can choose another girl for a barfine and he will not charge me. I go in and look around. I see cute waitress (cannot remember name, only one who was cute and thin though) and chat her up. She SEEMS to like me and is willing to go and asked me how I liked dancers. I told her about previous nights' episode and how I was back (Nuk was not in attendance Thursday night apparently) to look for a better session, better girl. She asks for the barfine and I tell her that papasan has taken care of it. Waitress is not pleased and does not want to involve management at all. I go to papasan and tell him of this waitress' sudden resistance to situation. He hands me $600 to give to her and says that I should handle things. That it is not his problem now. I go to give her the money and the waitress now starts tirade in club (not apparently overheard by dancers or patrons) about how she is uncomfortable with situation and if I cannot get along with one person, how reliable am I. I re-explain the situation and tell her that dancers can have problems too. She storms off to talk to bartender friends about this.

I end up fucking her and club on lady's drink for her and for me. Approx. 400 baht. By subtly sneaking out. Will not go back and am glad to stick them one in the ass.

Nuk is cute dancer with good english but bad attitude and bitches about sleep and exhaustion. Be wary. At own risk!

Michael

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