Lisbon

[QUOTE=CarlosPrimeros;1654702]Hi Ibiza,

Sorry I can not help you with accomodation. I never needed it in Lisboa but there are a lot of Hotels directly in the center around Marques de Pombal. From there you are very close to all the casas and taxis are cheap.

For casas you might want to read the forum. There all the best casas are mentioned.

Carlos.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. I am doing some homework now. It looks like about 5 or 6 places have the best reputation.

Obrigado.

[QUOTE=Rus501;1634017]When I arrived on the 3rd floor I didn't know which door was theirs. There are four doors and the door to the right as you get off the elevator is the correct door. Lucky guess. There is no signage anywhere. [/QUOTE]Guys -first time potential business trip to Lisbon coming up -doing my homework, narrowed down to Michelle Assistants, just need to zero-in on what door to knock. There are conflicting reports -Rus501 says door on right after coming out of elevator. Another post suggests '3rd floor, left. '.

Anyone with first hand experience please clarify? Could it be that there are two opposing elevators and both posts indicate the door based on which elevator they take? .

Thanks in advance.

Cheers and all I need for Christmas is Ho Ho Ho.

[QUOTE=Frankfurt;1656962]Guys -first time potential business trip to Lisbon coming up -doing my homework, narrowed down to Michelle Assistants, just need to zero-in on what door to knock. There are conflicting reports -Rus501 says door on right after coming out of elevator. Another post suggests '3rd floor, left. '.

Anyone with first hand experience please clarify? Could it be that there are two opposing elevators and both posts indicate the door based on which elevator they take? .

Thanks in advance.

Cheers and all I need for Christmas is Ho Ho Ho.[/QUOTE]I do not think it matters and I think you are overanalyzing. The best I could tell, they occupy the entire floor, which makes sense given that multiple bedrooms are required along with the parlor, kitchen, etc. If you knock on the wrong door, it will just take a few more seconds for them to open it. I seriously doubt there is another tenant on that floor. Can you imagine trying to concentrate on work knowing that you can just get up from your desk and get laid by walking down the hall? I had a bit of a problem on the ground level trying to figure out which of the three doors to enter. It is the one you need to be buzzed in by using the intercom, or wait for another tenant to exit and let you in.

Hallo Frankfurt,

As far as I remember there is only one lift and when you get to the third floor it is the first door on the right.

Carlos.

[QUOTE=CarlosPrimeros;1657060]Hallo Frankfurt,

As far as I remember there is only one lift and when you get to the third floor it is the first door on the right.

Carlos.[/QUOTE]Thank you Carlos for your help.

Reason for my apprehension is based on past experiences while indulging in hunting private apts of Prague when I did indeed knock on the wrong doors on the right and wrong floors. Little bit of Dobre Den used to save the day and a lot of chagrin for me. This was before the time of unlocked iPhone, SMS and SIM cards. You had one shot of calling from pay phone, scribble down what you could decipher of broken Czech-nglish, make a run and hope for the best. Speaking of which I miss those mongering days.

Just out of curiosity's sake checked out Gallery. Expensive place. 35 euros to enter, 50 euros for a cocktail. Went downstairs to the private rooms and boy was that a mistake. Got the 200 euro bottle of whatever for 45 minutes and all she did was talk with a dance in the last five minutes. Certainly not going back there again.

Decided to check this out. Located near the Sheraton Hotel in an office building. Pictures are accurate. Saw Akylah. She is very pretty and personable. That's all the good I can say. Tantric massage and Nuru are available. I opted for the Nuru. First red flag no nuru gel. Not sure how it can be nuru without the gel but session could still have been saved. She proceeded with the massage. All this was, was some light stroking. Some body sliding and then she starts with what I went there for. Wrong. Only allowed to lightly stroke her body. No touching of anything below the waist. She proceeds to massage Jr. Didn't work. I told her to forget about it. At this point she feeds me the line about how one should rest after a massage and drink some water like her massage could even remotely be considered one. For 300€ I expect a whole lot more. Even if I cannot touch her goods at the minimum I expect to be able to get a proper massage. Avoid like the plague unless you want just eye candy with zero eroticism.

[QUOTE=WillNotTell;1659241]For 300 I expect a whole lot more[/QUOTE]300? That's (at least) 3 x the usual fee.

[QUOTE=KamaLeo;1659638]300? That's (at least) 3 x the usual fee.[/QUOTE]Maybe WillNotTell will tell us why he is working so hard and paying so much to not get laid, when there are at least three brothels nearby, a top-notch escort service that is reviewed here, and a ton of great independents offering downtown apartment incall.

Boy. They really got you in Gallery - 35 € to enter and a drink for 50 € - and a bottle to entertain the Lady for 200 €? Next it was a massage for 300 €?

Do you not read the FF?

Go to Elefante Branco. There you do not pay anything to enter. A beer is 12 €, a Lady drink is 25 € and you pick a girl for the entire night for 150 - 200 €.

What happened to you is gross!

Carlos.

[QUOTE=Mongerer88;1659653]Maybe WillNotTell will tell us why he is working so hard and paying so much to not get laid, when there are at least three brothels nearby, a top-notch escort service that is reviewed here, and a ton of great independents offering downtown apartment incall.[/QUOTE]Massage at Tantric Moments / Portugal Sensual Massage was only because it was a Sunday.

[URL]http://www.portugalmassage.com/pt/akhlya-massagens-sensuais-lisboa/[/URL]

[QUOTE=CarlosPrimeros;1659697]Boy. They really got you in Gallery - 35 to enter and a drink for 50 - and a bottle to entertain the Lady for 200 ? Next it was a massage for 300 ?

Do you not read the FF?

Go to Elefante Branco. There you do not pay anything to enter. A beer is 12 , a Lady drink is 25 and you pick a girl for the entire night for 150 - 200 .

What happened to you is gross!

Carlos.[/QUOTE]Thanks Carlos. Didn't read the FF. Decision to visit Portugal was made on a 24 hour notice. Didn't have time. I stayed for the massage because she was really pretty. The pictures across multiple sites are accurate but she looks better in person. Plus it was a Sunday.

Went to an apt near the Altis Hotel. It's called garage-lx and they have a website but it doesn't work. There are a bunch of girls there but the one I saw was called Thouis (sp). Brazilian, 5'6 with a nice body. She likes anal and is pretty vocal. Cost was 100 Euro for 60 mins. Money well spent.

Next saw Luna at New Lux. She's a black chick with a nice body. BBBJCIM and sex for 60 Euro.

[QUOTE=WillNotTell;1661313]Went to an apt near the Altis Hotel. It's called garage-lx and they have a website but it doesn't work. There are a bunch of girls there but the one I saw was called Thouis (sp). Brazilian, 5'6 with a nice body. She likes anal and is pretty vocal. Cost was 100 Euro for 60 mins. Money well spent.

Next saw Luna at New Lux. She's a black chick with a nice body. BBBJCIM and sex for 60 Euro.[/QUOTE]Thanks for identifying a couple of new places for the rest of us to try. I get a kick out of the New Lux website, as some of the girls offer "massage with the vagina". That sounds like the kind of massage I like.

If you do not mind a few questions, was the 60 Euros for a half-hour, like the other well-reviewed brothels? Was there any upsell for anal? One of the most wonderful things about Portugal is that the girls who do anal (and it is widely available) do not often up charge for it.

Also, it helps everyone find these places if you have the time to list the address, or a close intersection. Even if it is an appointment only place and the guy should call first (I do not know if it is), it is always useful for those not fluent in a Portuguese to know where he is going.

But thank you very much for your reviews. The Portugal scene is under reported on the various review boards.

Recently visited Lisbon for a business trip. Unfortunately for me came across this website very late in my trip. Did however heed the advise of fellow members and avoid the clubs and similar and.

Instead decided to invest in one of the "houses" here.

Seemed like everyone has been talking about Michelles so gave them a try.

Quoting girls names I now know is useless as they are all using pseudo names.

Investigated a short hottie with an ass to die for in the afternoon. Had a great body but was short on effort and killed it for me when she asked about the time 15 minutes into it.

Was still happy at the end of it.

Was bored, weather was shit so decided to hit them again in the evening.

Asked for the superstars who always seemed to be busy. Saw a new girl who spoke some English but had a great attitude. To make it simple she was amazing and I am definitely getting myself some.

Help from the assistants the next time I am down.

For 60 euros you can't really ask for more.

Gentlemen,

Here are the going rates for the girls.

If you get one from the Correio the Manhã (CM. It is called the "bible" here) newspaper-ads then you get mostly the following prices quoted:

Half hour between 30 € to 50 € (o+v).

Half hour incl. (o+v+a) 40 - 60 €.

One hour o+v+a around 80 €.

Casas.

Low end casas a little bit outside of Lisboa half hour approx. 40 - 50 and one hour 60 - 80 € (Alfragide, Massama, Odivelas).

High end casas in the city are around 100 € per hour. But that is real good quality.

At Av. Almirante Reis you find the cheap and dirty - 20 to 30 € but there you might end up with a drug-addict.

Carlos.