Gauntlets, Roadblocks and Checks: The road to redemption of my Hongkong Club VIP Card
Gauntlets, Roadblocks and Checks: The Road to redemption of my Hongkong Gentlemen's Club VIP Gold Card.
About $60 for 120 day validity.
Great value Monday and Tuesday at adjacent Cascadas Hotel for $23 a night with $30 refundable deposit. (Don't lose that receipt).
The Gauntlet:
Redeemed the free breakfast Card that came with the hotel card key. Available between 8 am-1030 am Monday-Wednesday.
1. Go to Hongkong Bar entrance after 8 am and get your mandatory security body massage.
2. Go hand Breakfast Card / coupon and VIP card to mesero (waiter).
3. Waiter escorts you to cashier to redeem a free drink and breakfast.
4. Cashier indicates the pictured breakfast is an extra dollar.
5. Paid the extra dollar to mesero.
6. Mesero proceeds to search for a Head Mesero to approve the meal.
7. Supervisor mesero indicates the free meal will cost me $10, Then I said I already paid the initial $1, Ok then he says they don't honor the card on Wednesday. Bullshit!
8. Finally got my food boxed and delivered, Took my food up Azul Restaurant Balcony and got some proper silverware and plate. Runtime 30 minutes.
The Roadblock:
VIP card perks is free valet and parking. I Self-parked at Pepe's and had ticket stamped during hotel check-in.
Unfortunately the blue ink was illegible.
Parking Kiosk guy says I need a (sello) stamp and need to walk back to HK or pay for 2 days. Bullshit!
You Call Hongkong or Cascadas reception cause I ain't moving (I was the roadblock) 2 cars waiting behind.
Hongkong sends a guy on golf cart and smooth things out with my VIP card and confirms room number. Runtime 20 minutes.
Checks:
Apparently the VIP card extra 15 min late checkout is only for short time rooms.
I have a 2 day room but checkout is at 1 pm.
First day I hear door knocking at 1:15 pm at my room. So I have to yell at them from the crapper that I have the room till tomorrow.
Had to call reception to inform the (talachero) room guys to leave me be. Diarrhea runtime 10 minutes.
There are many more perks I have to redeem from my VIP card. But I am sure I will have a time OFF my life!
What are your VIP Card Redemption Adventures?