Deep television episode 2
"All that glitters ain't gold and all that shines ain't diamonds" so we are back ISG "knuckleheads" We make it Dlatin in 5 minutes, but we have a staging area, right across the street. My friends order something to drink directly across the street from Dlatins. We were kind of nervous, hearing so much about this reported so called "New law" and to make matters worse, as we stood fanned out across the street. It was about 8 or 9 of us, and we ain't small either. One of our friend was buzzing pretty good, drunk is more the word. He was standing alone to our far right, He was obviously drunk, when all of a sudden a mixture of about 10 law enforcement pretty much fanned out, and pretty much surrounded us. We got a little nervous, but we haven't done anything. We talking Politur, Policia and some Federal policemen. We then notice they wasn't looking at us, but were staring at our "drunk friend" isolated to our extreme right. We immediately got nervous went over to our "isolated friend, and brought him back in the middle of all of us. We feared he was that close from getting shook down. He was drunk but wasn't being loud or obnoxious that my job. LOL! As we took our friend and brought him back, among us they (policia) kind of watched us bring him back in the middle of the fold, so he wasn't so isolated from us. Then after a few minutes, one of the federal officers in a surprised move, approached us, and one by one he shook each of our hands in our group, he went down the line In all my trips I've never heard of this public relations move. I am very paranoid, thinking that handshake was some kind of signal to the other officers, that all there brothers are going to jail. Lmao I don't look good in a Dominican jail cause the stripped jail suit doesn't bring out my beautiful eyes. LOL!
Business as usual, after the officers went down the line, they moved on. Wow we were sweating it. BTW that law had absolute no evidence, of rearing its "ugly head" It was business as usual. Not even a moto concho driver was hassled, We did see one Haitian chica put on the back of a motorcycle, but other than that "status quo" (no news is good news). We all line up at the edge of the curb, then one by one crossed the street headed to the "hot hell box" aka Dlatins. Shoutout to my man "Grownman1" I remember you giving me dapps,"one love my brother", and we did see a group of brothers with suit and ties on" (yeah they were under dressed) for the usually formal occassion of Sosua Dlatin) (kidding) LOL!
We made our way slowly through the crowd, my having my brand-new laser light (shout out to Big T) for getting it, My weird ass was beaming the light on random chicas, they seemed to enjoy the spot light in the darkened Dlatin, then I would beam the light on their high heels, cause I had to check for pretty toes and high stilletoes (heels) I'm a frickin weirdo I know, Damn foot fetish! Lmao! The du gives me love cause I'm wearing my black t shirt with "El Caballo Negro" written on the front and back with a black hat that also read El Caballo Negro in white letters. I meet up with my "GFE" Josefina my favorita chica that has never asked me for a single peso up to this day, but I do pay her when I see her. We are there for about 45 minutes, When just so happen, my girl goes to the restroom with her girlfriend, that was with her (yes her gf was fine as hell and I wanted to do her badly as hell) My boy Terrible Tee, points out the infamous "Ana" walks in, this is the same chica I've obsessed with doing from our last trip (and yes her toes were perfect) LOL! And her sexy ass body was coming out of that shiny black, one piece "cat suit"Me being a sucka, I grabbed Ana and said "vamonos mi Amor" she took my hand and lead me a different way, she had a SUV truck, leather seats, moonroof, cd / mp3 player, bumping that reggaeton, ivem Dlatins to Ngs. Okay. ISG brothers get ready to "blast my stupid ass" I agreed to 2, 800 St (Two thousand eight Hundred for short time! Damn I must ve been smoking "crack" I need my "platnium monger card" revoked, Bravo my brother it gets worse! We get to Ng, get into the room, Ana does this sexy strip tease, gets me going, hops In the shower comes back with one of the most
"smoking body I've ever seen" she straddles me reverse cow girl, hovers over me, while motoring that fine ass, just inches above the chocolate jackhammer" Damn I'm turned on! I grabbed that sweet ass, and squeezed she blew gently on my dick, then she layed besides. I'm ready for some power slurping and long licking with her fine ass mouth."whamm! She now tells me she went to the dentist and got her wisdom teeth out. WTF, convenient time to tell me now. Ana lays back, I said whatever I'm going to punish that small tight pussy. I put her hand to at least stroke, the chocolate jackhammer, nothing doing! This fantasy lay is turning into a " nightmare" real fast. J suck her perfect titties, put a saddle on lube up. Wow if I didn't have bad luck, I wouldn't gave no luck at all" Her small vaginal got even smaller. I couldn't get it in no matter how hard I tried, she arched her back complaining the "whole time" mi duele mi duele (it hurts it hurts) so now I'm completely frustrated busted and disqusted.
I just give up, and lay there, thinking to myself this shit deserves my black ass right, for ditching my girl. So now my master Jedi powers are kicking in, so I said Ana (she speaks perfect english) since "we didn't do nothing ill give you a 1, 000 pesos and head back to Dlatins, there goes that you must be smoking crack glare one again. She said she charges 3, 000 pesos an hour! But its only been no more than 20 minutes, plus. So after "you" coundnt take the chocolate jackhammer" she counters it wasn't her fault I had a 'huge dick" and it didn't fit, so after 5 minutes of back and forth. I told her that I needed to go back to Dlatins to find another chica, cause I wasn't satisfied with her. She wouldn't budge off that 3, 000 peso bullshit! ISG knuckleheads prepare to let my punk ass have it! I paid the 3, 000 pesos and wrote it off as a loss"We get back to Dlatins 3 minutes later, and my girl (whom I ditched) sees me get out of Anas truck, if looks could kill, I was a dead man walking"
So, folks I got a round trip 3 minute ride from Dlatins to New Gardens and back for my 3, 000 pesos I'm the biggest dumbass known to man"and to add insult to injury Ana tells me "don't worry about it" It wasn't MY fault, and Buenos suerte! I almost backhanded that bit@h, really? So folks stay tuned into "Deep Television" " facing the wrath of my novia"
Deep Television episode 3.
In 3 in 2 in 1. Cue the "theme song" " Dirty deeds done dirt cheap" artist " cheap trick" sorry brothers I went to the "light side" on this one. (LOL)."Deep television"9 is now live and burning up the airwaves" I slowly move back into Dlatins, I feel the "ice cold" glare of my novia. I'm too scared to make eye contact. She was mucho 'pissed at my stupid ass. I make my way passed the Dj, he immediately plays my favorite song apprende pachuche" It s a reggaeton song about a group asking "when are you going to light the weed?" And when he plays it, I have a napkin rolled up, like a joint, and this other guy, sparking his lighter simulating him lighting my joint" LOL. I'm a "fraud" cause at age 47 I've never been high or even tried weed ever in my life" The crowd died laughing around the Dlatin Dj booth. I make my way to the VIP section at Dlatins, It was useless because we were burning up, no Ac and the fans felt like someone was pointing a hot blow dryer in your face (not cool) I tell my homies, what happened with Ana, they started "clowning" while laughing their asses off. Lmao.
It was about 1:30sm (est) my stomach started rumbling with the "bubblies" instant diarrhea Tmfi" I know, so I head back to my room cause I got an "explosion" waiting to unleash on the toilet. I get to my room, and let out the "sonic boom" sitting pretty on the throng (toilet) When all of a sudden I catch movement from my eye" ooh shit I saw the "biggest roach" I ever seen crawling up the wall before me. That shit scared the hell out of me" and its 1:45am, and I'm screaming like a little old bit@h! Lmfao! That big roachs had to be over an inch long and a half a inch wide. It made, your other wise tough Deepmmpactt into a coward. I threw a towel, at his big ass, he scurried away. (more on that critter later)
In my mad hysteria, I must of inadvertently locked my bathroom with me on the outside. Now I'm in a hotel room, with no bathroom access. I get to. Dlatin, everybody had already left, making the pilgrimage slowly heading toward After 1. I walk up the street and low and behold my "so called novia"was standing ready to confront me, about ditching her. She wasn't saying one single word, to me but she wasn't turning all the liquor down or siting on the VIP, with us. LOL!
Stay tuned "knuckle heads" It gets good.
Deep Television episole 4.
I'm 3 in 2 in 1 (cue the music)"Dig if you will the picture, of you and I engaged in a kiss, the sweat of you body covers me, can you my darling can you picture this? Well my "scorned novia" fast forward when doves cry to "How can you just leave my standing "alone" in a world so cold, maaybe your just like my father he's never- never satisfied Why do we scream at eachother this is what it sounds like. When Doves Cry". Okay enough you get the picture" So I silently and slowly walk passed her, my friends were ahead of decided, to go gamble in the casino, next door to After One. One thing about "Josefina" she is a dignified, classy lady, once I got to her I saw the hurt on her face, but she still reached out and grabbed her hand (okay guys its getting cheesy I know) will someone grab some chips cause it's going to get more cheesier, we can all have nachos with all this cheese I'm spewing" and BTW shout out to Camaro1257 and my main man "shockman, great to hear from you guys" okay back to the cheesy love scene, We walk in silent, toward After One" (hearing Michael Jackson's song in my head You are not alone I am here with you) (and Just call my name and ill be there) ISG knuckleheads put your lighters up and sway them side to side" and sing with me "I'll BE THERE" okay so we reached After One, me and my novia walked in silence and her fine ass friend (I still want to fuck her fine ass friend she brought with her) lmao. We enter the left door into the casino, when it takes a weird but troubling turn, this shit totally caught me off guard. One of my friends came up to me, as I entered the casino, hein said he doesn't know what to do? He said yo Deep you need to do something, cause our other friend was playing this weird roulette table, They spin the wheel and these 5 red balls fall into these numbered slots, How much the 5 balls total, if your token covers that particular bet, you win points. All of a sudden, I'm now hearing he's $11, 700 US DOLLARS! In the hole WTF? I head over to our other friends to tell them what's going on?
Our other friends finish playing poker (they lost but nowhere near what's taking place) , So we walk back to where our friend is playing that weird roulette, My friend that was playing with this look in his eye, pleaded for my support and please don't judge him at least not right now. I know I havea big mouth and knack for lectures, but this was neither the time nor the place. He tell me he's almost $12, 000 US in the hole, hut he's not stopping" and all he needs is 2 more points and he wins 350, 000 Us dollars, I must admit, I kind of got "greedy" myself, my friend tells me if he. Ahem wins he's paying for all our Dr trip, and expenses. Here's the catch every spin of the wheel costed him just about $800. 00 us dollars, and the casino would walk him to the office and he needed to clear what he owed before he continued. This walk of shame kept up, We all cheered and supported cause the pot grew to $500, 000 Us, that game was a "scam" they all are, because instead of you winning or playing with house money, they sucker you with a "bigger pot winning potential " so you truly "never" win anything, all the while sucking your money out of you.
My novia that speaks perfect english, tell my friend should stop now and he's being and "idiota" (idiot) my friend hands me the cup full of red balls, to throw, but beings $800. 00 Us per spin I could'nt do it. I handed the balls back to him." I didn't have the "balls" to throw the "red- balls"cause after my horrible encounter with Ana, I had " blue-balls". (pun intended) LOL! So, the manager was cool at first allowing us to " cheer" our friend on, but once the realization dawned us it was mathematically impossible to achieve that point he needed, We told our friend to stop, well that didn't set to well with the establishment, now " WE" had to step back from the table where our friend was playing, because "we" are now. A distraction, when just a few minutes ago they (establishment) wanted us to cheer our friend on.
Asked my friend How far do you plan on going into the "hole" before he "quits" he says hes to close and to far to stop now and he plans on going as high as $50, 000 Us! Wow I didn't realize he had that kind of money or (does he?) Okay, its your money but $50, 000 I could think of other shit is do (if I had that money) because money is no "object" fod me "I don't have "any". Lmao! My other friend said let's see, since our friend is dropping big loot, they (after one) should comp our entire entourage with "free drinks" all night" nothing doing! Cheap bastards, they offered (get this) free bottled waters! (really?) So we parted infill after one closed, the sun was beginning to rise, we stop at the corner stand and got a couple of sandwiches, through all of this word got back to my novia that fast, she said tu pagar tres mil tu la chica why tu no tienne leche tu drew estupido why idiots ambient (basically saying I gave Ana 3, 000 pesos and I didn't cum, what a stupid idiot I was) What can I say she was absolutely right! Now she out jedi the master, We get back to my hotel room, she hops in the shower comes back then sucks the shit out of the chocolate jackhammer. She was pounding the shit out of "El Caballo Negro" I was screaming and letting out horse sounds simultaneously. Man, she also let out angry moans and screams, In the Reverse Cow girl position All I saw was her light skinned round ass going up and down engulfing the chocolate jackhammer, the constant up and down of that ass, cause yo boy Deep to have vertigo" lmao! She wanted allow me to change position, so I never was able to get on top of her to return the "smashing of her tight pussy" then she would hop off and power slurp my butts! Uugghhg! That tongue was relentless! But Damn that ***** bit the hell out of my nutts. Ouch! It's that feeling when you're kicked in the nutts and the bottom of your stomach starts to cramp up! .bit@h Did that shit on purpose. Then she "appologized" with a smirk on her face. Once the pain went away she rode the "beast of burden like a hour straight" after we both leched, she had to send her son off to school, it was daylight by now. She looked at me daring me to give her anything less than 3, 000 pesos knowing my failures with Ana. I ponied up the money and off she went, I can't lie that angry fuck was just what j needed. So folks ill wrap up Deep Television in the next few episoles, and thanks for the positive feed back I appreciate the love and you taking the time to watch my programming. LOL! Peace and stay tuned!
