Phuket Reports

Philo,

'Another one bites the dust':(

PS Don't worry, I'm not the killing kind.

Thanks Freeler.......

You're a good man. Thanks to you I have got my first B 500 fuck (Thai minimum salary for working 10 hours a day is B 170 ... so I now have to admit your pricing policy has a certain realism......)

I am going to - because I want to loose my jai dii and become a bit more realistic (and even cynical) - go there and let this little thing fuck me (in the non sexual way). I also know it probably will not last long before I go back FFF. I just have to see if there is any dream I haven't still pursued......

If I know myself right I will put in a few days in BKK first just to get the needed distance ....

And I havent sent money to her mother yet :D

Umm, wait a moment -- is this true? The same guy who was worried about getting quarantined for SARS and almost called off his trip ends up cancelling the lectures he says he can't afford to miss? Philo, time to take a step back! I certainly understand GFE and the desire to take care of your chosen tilak, but my version of GFE, whether it's in LOS or in real life, doesn't mean being completely taken advantage of by a 20-year-old.

I say there's nothing wrong with being a fool, as long as you manage to be a happy fool, but that doesn't sound like the prescription you've laid out here.

Thankfully, I read a high degree of silliness in your reply, so I suspect you're having fun with us.

Dear joe_zop, I am not......

I have - aged 47 - realised that my 3 tours in 6 months have completely fucked up my ordinary western thinking....

Of course this girl is not important (I tried to call her tonight: no answer > with other falang) - I am just fucking tired of just fucking starfishes....

I am now going to learn Thai, and I want to live with a TG for some time. This girl is perfect - beautiful, lazy, using every towel (sic) and always want to sleep...... After I discovered that she has a boyfriend from Finland (telephone rang in a beauty salon where she had her nails done - hairdresser 'opened telephone' - everything was in english, cannot talk now, call you later.......) she even showed no embarrasment talking 'Love you darling, miss you to mut' to him while in my arms. Phom chawp maak........

I have to loose my romantic view of human nature..... this **** shall be paid good to help me through the experience....

Anyway - I cannot se myself fucking or loving any white cow anymore - it's only my fear that has kept me from leaving a meaningless job teaching greedy MBA-wannabes math and stat.....

I'm fucking quitting - and soon I'll leave this girl too; I am not hooked beyond reason ........ I just cannot anymore imagine a week without a perfectly shaped ass ........

... and I have also learned ex post that my fear of not being able to return was based on fear of loosing face - not on concern for the students ......

ph

Philo,

So you're a math-a-magician.
You should have done your math instead of your philo routine: add up one and one, figure out the odds and what not.
And there is still some more math to be done: How long will 60thou a month + 4 mil really last you in retirement?
Don't forget the occasional accident, a tilak who runs away with 'your' possessions, medical bills and the trips home for funerals, a fine or bribe every now and then. And more.
What are the odds of staying healthy and sound of mind?

I have seen a few too many people who had it all wrong. Some went home just in time. Some more died.

You can practice Thai and learn all about the country by traveling like you planned to do: Phuket, Krabi, HadYai, Nakhon Si Thammarat and back to Phuket.
And have two tilaks a day to get your load away.
And be happy during and ever after.
Come to Thailand and enjoy. (And go home!)

BTW Have you solved the Phuket airport transit mystery for us? Is the B60 van still there?

Hmm, sounds like this should be moved to the "Thai Women" thread, but hey, if you can manage to perfect monger life until you die and be happy with it more power to you. I spent time with a couple of guys in northern Thailand who approach things that way -- knowing and accepting that their companions are only putting up with them for the money and are always angling for something better (these guys were both gay, but the equation's the same.) That's their life, and while they go through fits of melancholy over it at times (and also confess that at times it bothers them to know that they Thais they're keeping house with actually generally disrespect and despise them) they also happily head out on the prowl for the next candidate.

I don't think I could manage it, personally. It's fun for a while, and heaven knows there's a lot that's damned attractive about sleeping with beautiful women who want to help you flush your money down the toilet, but I don't know that I'm interested in completely losing "my romantic view of human nature" since it's taken me a fair while to get a decent balance between that and the completely cynical perspective I'd also had.

I suggest on your next trip you might want to spend some time hanging with some of the ex-pats in the Kingdom to see how being there over time has affected them. There are always some interesting stories there, if nothing else.

freeler....

the b 60 bus i could not find... sorry.

concerning everything else - i don't want to last healthy in body and mind. i think you (that means me) are already emotionally damaged if you fuck girls for money. as i have started to do. on the other hand - i cannot see what western protestant monogameus hard working philosophy (read weber) can add to my (already miserable) life anymore......

if you want to - save your money for yuour grandchildren and book yourself a bed in a home for old people - i have to break out - and i have to do it now.

what made the real differnce was (your, i guess) link to the pattaya paper's articles on the two americans who comitted suicide.......

i want my pain and my joy and my feelings and my fucks before i kill myself or drift into western-style bingo, therapeutic activities, quasi-forced feeding and forced toilet visits .......

Philo,

As long as you see the danger.
Did anyone know ten years ago what he would be doing today? Then how does anyone know where he will be ten or twenty years from now?
Perhaps I've taken up kite flying by the time I'm 65. Or built me a cabin in the north of Sweden. Or moved to California. Or married a Thai katoey.
Who the fuq knows?

Wise words Freeler.....

I shall not stain this thread anymore with my stupidities - I shall implement them .....

ph
If your life runs on rails you should step aside when the train comes :)

Jules Pride

I had two sessions with a girl from Christin two weeks ago. Patong is small, so I met her on the street the day after the second session in the MP. I invited her to dinner but it ended up I was given food in her room. Where? On the top floor on the building adjacent to Christin! Many of the girls live there... and it seemed perfectly safe to me.

If you're willing to pay 2000 in the night, ask her where she lives, and if you don't feel comfortable with it, go by oil/soap/whatever in 7/11 and take her to your hotel ....

Or get her number and meet her during working time at the MP (1800/2200).

Philo

Your post reminded me of a girl in Christens (from a year ago). Her number is 8 and she is very light skinned and is absolutely beautiful. She doesn't like smiling at customers from the fish bowl but she does smile outside it (beautifully!). Anyone know if she still works there ? I had a very enjoyable time with her. One of the best.

She alone is worth the trip out to Phuket. :)

Cheers.

jackdaniels.......

I was treated by another girl, and I (regrettably) cannot remember whether I saw your #8 in the fishbowl.

Patong is cha-cha and I guess you will find her again (the girls I got to know there clearly stated that BKK has no beach, (ergo) they find no reason to leave Patong which they like maak maak (and if I may add: same same me)).

ph

Philo,

Thanks for your info. It was my first trip to Patong and based on the many postings here I thought you could make a real bargain after 2am in Soi Sansabai. So, considering the price of 2000 Baht she wanted for a private body massage with fuck there is no much difference to the regular price quoted at Christins.

But is it your opinion that in private I would have gotten a far better service from her ?

...... that I wouldn't know (but I myself now find greater pleasure in relating to one girl in a somewhat LT and private GF-like way)