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From: H.E John C Skinless, Embassy of Mongerland, the Park, Korat.
To: The People of Mongerland.
Subject: Isaan Pussy.
Sad to relate, I have only banged about 2 sonce my last update. Lots of farangs around, some patrolling the park, others with ladies in tow praying at the shrine, more at the night market/bazaar with thier Isaan sweethearts/ hired holes. I did some serious patrolling: the choice was as follows: a lady with no front teeth who had been in the park all day long without a sausage; a lady who had the cheapest jewelry I have ever seen, as well as the cheapest woman's power suit I had ever seen (she seemed the better lay but I did not fancy taking her for the long walk to the elevator in the hotel (I retain some pride). The rest were Holloween nite specials I later met an old gray headed woman and was going to pam pam her (good body) but she had to go buy some cheap whisky so I passed. I then spotted an ok looking babe who asked me to sit down beside her. The subject quickly (nano seconds) turned to pam pam. She wanted 500. I laughed and walked away. She later dropped to 300 but i told her 200 was the going rate. She finally agreed. But I didn't as I reckoned she'd be a bad lay. I went back loking for cheap jewlery and the tooth fairy but both were gone, probably bar fined each other. Then the young non glue sniffer appeared.
Very pushy, settled on 200 which was supposed to include smoking and anal. We get to the room the whole conversation is $$. I ask her to smoke, she refuses, I ask her to leave, she prays to Buddha, smokes for a nano second, we bonk I ask her to leave. All the time she is talking of $$$. I find that so unbecoming in young ladies.

I feel I am doing some good here. The pimps can afford theit whisky and cigarettes, the mothers get to eat. BUT WAHT I WOULD NOT GIVE FOR ONE DECENT MEMORABLE FUCK. maybe 250 bt but I don't want to spoil the prices; plenty doing that already.

Perhaps, Skinless, there is at times truth to the old adage that you get what you pay for, and you should splurge another hundred baht or so and reward yourself. Your state of mind sounds remarkably like near the end of the last HODT: lots of bad seed distributed, quantitied out. Your comments regarding the high end of Sukhumvit versus the lower end are quite apt -- where's the percentage in giving extras when you're giving it up for 200baht?

You've said this is your last visit to Korat, and also to the PSB in Philok -- what does this mean for future trips? Is this your LOS swan-song, or just fatigue setting in?

Skinless,

You ask: 'I wonder what the locals pay.'

Well, they pay B300 or more... But Thais like to show off when they have money. We like to keep it in our wallets!
Even at brothels the Thais pay more than we do, unless you're a fool.
Talk about two tier pricing :D!

Joe_zop,

Another B100 won't turn them into superfucks.
But I'd rather waste B200 than B500 on bad pussy:)

Freeler etc: Importnat point: when taking the bus from Nong Khai to Sakhon, it does not go to the bus station; you have to get a shit as taxi and put up with hteir crap.

Skinless on a break, 11.20 pm. Joe, there are no 300 bt hos, only 300 bt Johns. It depends what you are looking for. And 200 bt is big bucks to these ladies. Most of them got nothing today. I had a 2 hour massage on the street (I need it with all the bus trips and bonking)., 200 bt plus 20 bt tip = 220 bt. The motorbike taxi guy beside us got one lift, less thgan 5 minutes in all that time. He spent the rest siting on a deck chair, making occasional comments on farangs etc. The women, or young girls (the glue sniffer and her friends) were back on duty when my masage was finished. God knows where she was for the day. They have not been through the Pattaya University School of selling bullshit so they give a plain vanilla fuck mostly, no matter what you pay. The Pattaya women etc are selling something else, an illusion, often to losers.
Pattaya has several different sorts of clients (Freeler, 200-300 bt end of story), Joe_Zop, guys on 2 weeks vacation and the fool who is born every minute. The women there hope to score from that pool.
Korat etc is different. Sex without more is boring. Just like sex shows. These are feral fucks, there to feed their pimps (= families), their habits./addictions etc. They are interesting for al that. Same as the women in Sukhumvit. Again, I remeber Seydlitz' comment after traveling around with one of them: all mobile phones, kiddy TV etc. You soon get bored of that.
I went into the shopping mall yesterday and there were hundreds of schopl girls singing into theose karaoke booths. That's what theser young girls should be doing, not spreading their [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] flaps so I can fuck them.
Juice was saying I was some kind of maestro at this. Of course, Freeler is the guy who more than paved the way. Freeler's way is not my way but he is far more right than 99% who post here. AdleZ also spoke a lot of sense when you review his mantra.

Joe, you surprise me a lot to. I respect what you did i nC Mai with that young lady and such a holiday could be nice - but it is a holiday. I can very much relate to your bj pub crawl too. All these things are ok if used properly. (Even) Freeler sees this: he has no intention of leaving Holland. He will swim in this slurry and then go back to Holland and shower. I am, of course, loking for the Frankensteins etc. All that is life too.

Look at it this way. A bonk in Japan, all in,m is 5,000 bt minimum, 2 pops. I am rejecting women here at 200 bt. What does that say? Most guys are not here for the sex. It is a part of it but only a part.
The Skinless Pearl of Wisdom for the Day: always spend more on yourself than you give to the ladies in any given day (or 48 hours in some cases). That way you will keep a sense of proportion.
The BB One (yes, she loms again and no I never sent any money nor am I going to ocntact her) asked her Swedish trick for 30,000 baht a month. Does a Thai manager earn that in a month? Joe, you are the myth man. Is this Peter Pan, the Wicked Witch or what? THis is being a very productive holiday for me. But it is a holiday and I do not need to go to these places again, ever. Well at least for a few months. My next ports will probably be Myanmar, Vietnam etc. I have about 6 days left here in pussy paradise. And even Paradise is boring. Ask satan.
Keyboard sucks (more than I can say for the ladies) can't fix al the typos. Tomorrow, another town, another plug n play

Skinless,

Bus from NongKhai to Sakhon. I take it you mean SakhonNakhon, where they eat dogmeat... And I take it that you go by way of UdonThani.
Well, getting through UdonThani nearly always takes a taxi ride, unless you go from NongKhai to Pilok. BUT if you state your destination to the ticketseller on board the NK-UT bus, they WILL drop you off at a songthaew stand. The thing is not to ask questions when this happens, but to get the hell out of the bus and into the songthaew. The songthaew(B5) WILL drop you off at the terminal where your bus leaves.
But why didn't you hop on the direct ordinary bus to NakhonPhanom. Cheaper and the route is nicer. This is even more true in the rainy season...

On Sakhon: No matter where you came from or where you're going to, it seems you always have to change buses in SakhonNakhon...

No surprise necessary, Skinless -- we are all looking for something or other, and what you're after and what I'm after don't need to be the same thing. Otherwise we'd only need one kind of everything in stores. My point was a simple one -- if you're bemoaning the lack of "ONE DECENT MEMORABLE FUCK" then perhaps it's because you're not paying for extras, illusion, etc. but instead being with, as you said, ladies who are selling plain vanilla sex. Or perhaps it's because you're nearing the end of your tour. You're the one who said you were getting heavily into the reality side, but that you did not want to experience it much longer -- I was just responding to that.

And the point wasn't about an extra 100baht or so, it was about paying for the "love you too much, groaning etc." which is like paying for the extra scoop of ice cream -- if you want the extras, you've generally got to find a place that has them on the menu. Doesn't mean you do or don't want a steady diet of it.

Damn right I know it's not real -- I pay more in order for the sweetie I'm with to keep that fact off my mind, or to sell me a specific kind of illusion. If she doesn't do that I look for someone else who will. Eden sells feral fucks with garnish, where the only illusion is that you're a porn star. Potential for memorable there, as they know that they're outselling other better looking ladies by being sex machines who will do anything -- that's what's marketed. Others sell the GFE, which promises the memorable fuck by cloaking it in emotion, tenderness, whatever. The bj bars sell specialties -- limited menu fast food prepared by professionals. No criticism of any of this on my part, and I absolutely recognize that you're getting what you want out of your holiday, and am not at all being critical of that. My comments were simply a surprised reaction to your very absolute statement that this would be the last time you would come to Korat, which I didn't expect.

Farewell to Korat: I am getting the bus to Pattaya to try some different ice cream. Before that, I just did another early morning patrol of the park. I figure Pattaya beats the extra bus rides of going to the Cambodian border. But who knows what might happen? I will spend a max of 3 nights in Pattaya and 3 in Bkk. Of course, if anytihng should present itself on my final tour of the park..

Outback overview: this information is worth knowing if you are going to go on tour. Otherwise, if it is a full menu of sex you want, go to Bkk and Pattaya where it is on offer.

Freeler: you are right. The bus change plusd taxi ride is in Udon. I left too late in the day to get the direct connection. I had some other things going on in N Khai and that is why I was late and did not get the direct bus. You should get a job with TAT as you know the country like the back of your hand.

NOw on to Pattaya FOR MORE POT HOLING

[QUOTE]Originally posted by skinless

Freeler: you are right. The bus change plusd taxi ride is in Udon. I left too late in the day to get the direct connection. I had some other things going on in N Khai and that is why I was late and did not get the direct bus. You should get a job with TAT as you know the country like the back of your hand.[/i][/QUOTE]

Now only you've found out. He is even better than the TAT

Where Thailand is concern, I can give you this:

Freeler is the best
F* the rest

:D

Entering Korat last night... Checked the Mall, the soapie behind K-Hotel (THB 1700)... Would have been easy to get any girl but not my taste 8-(... Karaoke at K-Hotel: some good looking girls.)
Today a walk in the park... Some Girls round, easy access but again not my taste. Will try some massage parlors later on.

BTW: was told by TAT that i might catch the bus to Korat at the Don Muang train station but the buses didn't stop there - took a taxi to the next station (50 THB). Bus 120 THB.

Checked the park almost every day (14-18th). Age rab\nges from under 18 (I didnt ask but she looked like 14 and was really ennoying me - run around me like a fly...) to I don't know 50 and up. Price: I was offered 300 THB but as i said, not my taste so i didn't ask.

I had different appointments with girls i met in the mall but it didn't work out ;-) ; nevertheless they made me having a good time (e.g. saw the Korat zoo) and I still get their calls - maybe should go back to Korat.

Once I tried GINZA and this was really worth it - got 2 very beautiful girls for 1200 THB (90 minutes) each and might have taken them to my room in Korat Hotel (which I can recommend) after work for THB 3000.

Going to BIG C or to THE MALL by tuktuk you will be asked for 60 THB but you could get the ride for 40 (C) / 50 (Mall).

And one last remark:
Korat by plane sucks - on my way back my travel-agent booked me on the one and only flight (8:20) to BKK but it went to Surin first so Arrival in BKK was 10:25 - will take the bus next time because as fast but extremely cheaper!

Korat. Forg. Ears cock up. Thailand's best bargain. Keep us posted. Don't do a Najene. Though many of those park ladies would make excellent wives and concubines. please give a full report on age ranges, glue sniffing, prices, mongers. Try and get one of the women at the shrine. I failed there. Fish face is doubntlessly lurking as well. Frog, it is 12 noon now Korat time. Use the internet cafe on the street parallel to Sokal that juts on to the shrine. Try to get some long term (4 + hour) prices.

Does anybody have any info on Krabi, Trang and Songkhla?

ph

Philo,

Trang=as good as dead mongering wise. A few too many LP-folk there too.
Krabi now has bars, gogo's and some hidden treasures. Expect prices to be in the Phuket/Patong range.
Songkhla: the area aound Queen hotel has some karaokes, 'barbershops' and a bunch of real down to earth B300 brothels near the fishing port. All are within 200m from said hotel.

Thanks Freeler

I just got me a cheap Phuket 14 days ticket, and would like to do a tour out of Patong. May be better to go to Hat Yai (a lot of info here) or Koh Samui (same same). Do you know anything about Surat Thani, Nakhon Si Thammarat or Thung Song?

ph

Philo,

Surat Thani means LP-people, who use this town mainly to get to KohSamui. I use it to take the bus to Nakhon!

Thung Song is just a junction, but the surrounding scenery is
O-U-T-S-T-A-N-D-I-N-G!!!

Nakhon Si Thammarat or Nakhon for short is a zoo!
Check this post:
02-08-03 08:58
I did leave out some, ehhrr, disturbing details...

Phuket,

Thai Airways run a cheap service out of the airport to anywhere on the island for B60 (or so). There is a counter, you must buy the ticket before you get in the van.
From Phuket-town buses, both air and ordinary, for Surat, Nakhon Krabi and Trang leave regularly.

Thanks again Freeler

I have read your terrifying (:-) report. As I am just a novice to the trade, I think I dear not indulge in the more anarcistic part of the market yet.

Will wait and see... (I have 10 days to some more research and thinking).

ph