New Delhi

LOL. Really ironic, isn't it? The most prolific player getting this comment!

Please don't mind or take it personally, no offence meant. But it reminds me of a quote I read in a novel 'the most savage murderer in history had the face of a cherubic choir boy! '

And on a more serious note, I am also reminded of the conversation between two WGs:

First: he was so cute and bf type guy, I didn't even feel like charging anything from him, wonder why he needs to pay us for all this when he can easily get nice gfs.

Second: silly, he is not paying you only for the sex, it is also for you to leave / forget him and not to bother him afterwards.

Cold, matter of fact, and blunt truth. Rings a bell?

Cheers

[QUOTE=LoneRanger1976;1581661]One of the girls said to me after I finished having sex with her.

Aap itne shareef ho is line me kaha aa Gaye aapko to waise Hi bahut girlfriends mil jaati hongi.

(you are such a gentleman, how did you enter this field of screwing wgs, you can get so many girlfriends easily).[/QUOTE]

You are most welcome bro.

BTW, indi or inde refers to 'independent WGs', not Indians (read north Indians / non north-east Indians).

Cheers

[QUOTE=PunjabiMunda;1581652]Happens some time bro. Thanks for the PM. Will try your suggestions next time. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

Another gem from a MP star during my first visit to her.

'I am a virgin, max I have ever done even with my bf is kissing' and after 15 minutes of convincing, 'ok lets do it if you have a condi and promise not to tell anyone'. Only for me to find her having a hole as much used and wide as a national highway!

[QUOTE=ActionOriented;1581647]A few more, not funny but weird (situational comedy).

1. Mein backside mein nahi karti (I don't take it up the ass), this is when I have two fingers covered in lube exploring her ass.

2. During a toothy blow job, Me: Daant lag raha he (Your teeth are in the way) WG: shucking aise karte he (This is how a BJ is given) :/

3. With SP, Me: Service kaisa he (How is the service of the WG), SP: Shucking aur fucking dono karti he (She sucks and fucks)...[/QUOTE]

Just noticed that the Delhi forum completed 1111 pages today!

Way to go bros!

[quote=funistheword;1581616]was wondering if we could all share some of the most hilarious / amusing one- liners heard from the sp / mp girls.

do please share your own.

cheers.[/quote]" mein kiss, ungali, peeche aur doodh nahi karati aur saab karati hun. " (except kiss, anal, boobs and fingering i do all) what i was left with, did "all" that, lol. you know did just pumping the soft hole. i wonder if i paid high for little soft hold (pussy) instead of little hard one (my hand) for free to release. all this after sp assured me about very good service from the chick. yes one benefit that i am free after such an experience (no one would request me the number) lol.

just my share for you all to enjoy which i could not.

Thanks bro,

By Paharganj you mean the hotels which are located near Shiela Cinema? Are those hotels girl friendly? Or hotels are not happy with such activities?

What about hotels in Karol Bagh / Mahipalpur? Which area is more safe and classy?

During day time, I want to enjoy the historical places in the city as well. Being near airport is OK or far for that purpose?

For evening or night fun, is it possible to take anyone to hotel or you recommend going to Spas/Bars in the night time? Is there any out-call service to the hotels? If you recommend only in-call services, then is it safe to keep stuffs such as laptop, etc in the hotel for few hours and go out for night life?

Thanks,

Eddie

[QUOTE=SierraKilo;1581356]Karol Bagh or pahadhganj would be an ideal location for you.

You can also try Mahipalpur near airport. Lot of action at these places.

Happy mongering.[/QUOTE]

Is this in gurgaon?

[quote=johny192;1579481]hi friends,

this fr is related to spa situated in very first mall on mg road and the name of spa itself same as the mall name. heard a lot abut this spa from my friend so decided to try it out once. went there in yesterday evening and booked a bhutani therapist miss s. rooms are goods and light are very dim. undress myself and wrapped in towel bcz i don't like to wear disposables at all whether therapist like it or not. after 5 mnts therapist came and ask me to lay down. miss s is really gorgeous aged 20nd 5'8 height. she started massage and it was like worst than tel malish. i did not like massage at all and decided to ask the que only after 5 minutes. i told her that massage is very bad and she said she is new here and that's why. i ask her why don't you lay down and i will teach you how to give massage and she immediately said yes. and the game started, she lay down on her back and i started pressing her thighs and boobs. it was my bad luck since when i tried to touch her pu. why i came to know that she wear a pad. i ask her and she said its her first day of periods. disasspointed but decided to with bj atleast. i ask her to undress and she ask for money first. she said 2000 but i managed to agree her 1000 for topless hj with full co-operation. she undress herself and her boobies came in to light. its like small totapuri aam. these are the best boobies i have ever seen in a mp. give a 20 mnts long session of kissing and boob pressing and now she is under my control now. i ask her to put off panties and she denies but after some request she agrees on it. i wear condom and fucked her on bed in missionary position 15 minutes and finished with a bj. overall it is a good experience.

girl: looks 8/10, attitude 7/10.

pay: 599 voucher and 1500 to therapist.

will definitely go there to try another therapist.[/quote]

Bro, was it the perfect spa or d spa? You cud have managed in 1500 overall!

[QUOTE=IntelLu;1581649]Have gone to notorious mall and in a semi notorious spa. I saw there a sexy white skin chick but she was already booked by an old aged man. Suddenly two girls came inside and the receptionists ask these are also massagers. One had big boobs and other was slim and sexy but both were brown skin and both had tattoos on their body denoting them being sluts. I asked the girl with average boobs as I do not like very big boobs. The girl name was similar to smell. Came inside became full nude the girl came inside and it was clear for a banging session. She started the tel maalish and was not asking anything related to HJ and other services for a quiet some time. After some time she asked for other services 1000 for HJ 1500 for B2 B and 2000 for FS. I said no way. Then after some time she asked accha khaali massage karwa lo I said ya. And then she asked that if I had brought condi. I said yes. 1500/- fixed for FS clean shaved pussy and not too loose pussy. Enjoyed and came out. I asked her number for some outside enjoyment which she said will give me next time. May be repeat and the deal was not too bad. Would had enjoyed if she would had massaged being nude from the start.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Shegoy;1581306]Thanks Lone. Hope I do break some and am sanguine you would let Mumbai survive. Bro stop releasing your cum in the Ocean which is causing so much of grief to the Mumbaikars. . BTW heard since you have moved there the government is planning a total ban on dance bars. . Now that's not done. . Folks back to the topic. picked up a hottie from J1 and ahem. See better ones out here. To dump or not to dump. Ah. life is so tough. I only envy Anti who is clear headed right now that he is going to raid me at 9 in the morning. His expectations weigh me down. Hope I meet them. Lone Bro. Can see the aircraft landing from my place. Work or no work those Asses deserved to be fucked. fuck them Bro.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the live report.

Guide us for next.

[QUOTE=ActionOriented;1581642]Go find another dame bro. Looking forward to the FR of another exploit. The one we were discussing earlier, wasn't to my taste.

If you read my last FR, it will give you a clear indication of what my tastes are.[/QUOTE]Just got back from SPplace.

Russian. Like your taste.

FR coming.

[QUOTE=MRahul84;1581831]Just got back from SPplace.

Russian. Like your taste.

FR coming.[/QUOTE]Pray tell Rahul, you seem to be doing more Ruski / CIS chics than me.

My CIS SPs are just so prohibitively expensive :(

[QUOTE=Toniab;1581296]Coupon is available for this new saloon cum spa. Any information on whether extra is available there and if yes would appreciate if name is shared. Last week I visited the silver spa, SE. Booked for 4 hands massage. Total tel maalish. Only HJ was on plate. Not so good experience. No SHower gel. Gave soap.[/QUOTE]Bro!

For the new saloon cum spa I have already given detailed report about it. For the benefit of your experience it would help you in exploring the Netherlands. However, in Silver spa also except FS everything is available and have given detailed report for it too. Hope you have rocking time next you visit there.

[QUOTE=FunIsTheWord;1581817]Bro, was it the perfect spa or d spa? You cud have managed in 1500 overall![/QUOTE]I think its Perfect spa.

Total damage 1500 rs. Only for regular customers.

1000 to counter & 500 to girl.

[QUOTE=IntelLu;1581649]Have gone to notorious mall and in a semi notorious spa. I saw there a sexy white skin chick but she was already booked by an old aged man. Suddenly two girls came inside and the receptionists ask these are also massagers. One had big boobs and other was slim and sexy but both were brown skin and both had tattoos on their body denoting them being sluts. I asked the girl with average boobs as I do not like very big boobs. The girl name was similar to smell. Came inside became full nude the girl came inside and it was clear for a banging session. She started the tel maalish and was not asking anything related to HJ and other services for a quiet some time. After some time she asked for other services 1000 for HJ 1500 for B2 B and 2000 for FS. I said no way. Then after some time she asked accha khaali massage karwa lo I said ya. And then she asked that if I had brought condi. I said yes. 1500/- fixed for FS clean shaved pussy and not too loose pussy. Enjoyed and came out. I asked her number for some outside enjoyment which she said will give me next time. May be repeat and the deal was not too bad. Would had enjoyed if she would had massaged being nude from the start.[/QUOTE]It must be P spa.

Miss. K or A. The big boob girl is Miss T.

At counter maniac miss P.

This spa is open to everything. Brothel.

Not clean & unhygienic.

But a confirm bet for exxxtra service.

Enjoy

[QUOTE=ActionOriented;1581870]Pray tell Rahul, you seem to be doing more Ruski / CIS chics than me.

My CIS SPs are just so prohibitively expensive :([/QUOTE]Not bad for 2 k. A so called Russian. Uzbek or Khazaki.

A pure white Cis for this amount is a good deal.

With a good service.

Try her.