Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

It may be gross to some fellow monger. Pardon me if you don't like this post. Just wondering if there's any shop that will let me satisfy my exhibitionist fantasy by leaving the room door open when my massage lady and I do the deed.

Been a regular at the oilies for well over a decade now and up until now have never left mid-session due to poor performance. After the glowing report on Venus at Cherry (former Wan from Mango), I decided to give her a try. Entered, saw the lineup and even though she is a bit old for my liking I pulled the trigger. And her body does look old with some vestiges of childbirth. From the moment she returned and we disrobed she could not stop complaining about how big my unit was. Folks, I'm no John Holmes. On and on about it in the shower with very little play. Then onto the bed and she did not want to kiss due to my very sparse 5 o'clock shadow. BJ was very one dimensional with no variation, no rimming, or ball play whatsoever. Seemed to sort of enjoy DATY, but then when the condom when on it was "jep, jep, jep" and grimace grimace grimace. A + of course was completely out of the question. About 25 min into what was supposed to be 60 or 90, I just pulled out, took a shower and headed downstairs as there was no way I was going to finish. Told the mamasan that I was not happy and she offered another gal, but my mood was gone. She offered a reduced rate, which I really appreciated, and I went on my way. Happy with the way the mamasan handled the situation, but still very perturbed that I spent anything at all and got no comeuppance. I should have stayed home and beat the bishop. So folks, one glowing report does not a superstar make; not by a long shot.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2160873]Been a regular at the oilies for well over a decade now and up until now have never left mid-session due to poor performance. After the glowing report on Venus at Cherry (former Wan from Mango), I decided to give her a try. Entered, saw the lineup and even though she is a bit old for my liking I pulled the trigger. And her body does look old with some vestiges of childbirth. From the moment she returned and we disrobed she could not stop complaining about how big my unit was. Folks, I'm no John Holmes. On and on about it in the shower with very little play. Then onto the bed and she did not want to kiss due to my very sparse 5 o'clock shadow. BJ was very one dimensional with no variation, no rimming, or ball play whatsoever. Seemed to sort of enjoy DATY, but then when the condom when on it was "jep, jep, jep" and grimace grimace grimace. A + of course was completely out of the question. About 25 min into what was supposed to be 60 or 90, I just pulled out, took a shower and headed downstairs as there was no way I was going to finish. Told the mamasan that I was not happy and she offered another gal, but my mood was gone. She offered a reduced rate, which I really appreciated, and I went on my way. Happy with the way the mamasan handled the situation, but still very perturbed that I spent anything at all and got no comeuppance. I should have stayed home and beat the bishop. So folks, one glowing report does not a superstar make; not by a long shot.[/QUOTE]This I just cannot understand. Goatscrot, I do not doubt your experience but I am utterly gobsmacked. I've tried View from Tulip, Momay from SW and from my experience with Wan, I would put her right up there.

Hi guys,

I have been to BKK quite often but can't get my full satisfaction. My preferences are for a gorgeous beautiful girl but never seem to find her. $$ not important for me. Can anybody help what is best place to find, or book a beautiful girl? Thanks so much.

[QUOTE=Mjen1970;2160876]This I just cannot understand. Goatscrot, I do not doubt your experience but I am utterly gobsmacked. I've tried View from Tulip, Momay from SW and from my experience with Wan, I would put her right up there.[/QUOTE]Honestly, I was appalled. As a regular the mamasan knows that I would not complain. I think Venus (Wan) was a bit on edge and acknowledged that it was not so good. Maybe some dude with a 14 inch johnson just finished railing her.

I always found View to be a bit meh, but Momay was one of the best ever. A good looking gal who was just as filthy as they come with the most beautiful dirty mind. There are very few that I would place in that category. I remember my first session with her when she was new at SW. Don't think she had taken it up the pooper too much and she started bleeding. Thought she would freak out, but she just laughed, grabbed a tissue, and told me "next time. " Each subsequent session with her was better. She liked to leave her high heels on stand on the floor with one knee on the bed with her nicely spread ass facing the mirror while she was blowing you. What a treasure that gal was.
Leena certainly has the dirty mind, but just is not all that to look at. I just can't go there again.
Golf has the skills, no doubt, but it is very obvious that she is just going through the motions.
Cherry, who retired from Tulip a couple of years ago had that certain nastiness about her as well. A bit overweight, but no baby and one of the most well textured snatches I have ever been in. She would always get a sheepish smile while I was buried balls deep in her keister while on all fours. One time while in that position she said, "you're number 4 today. " Just pure raunch and intensity.
Min former SW and Tulip (Tom from Tulip) was also amazing. Again, no baby. Had regular sessions with her for about 5 years and honestly, every time she tried a new trick. She was always perfecting her skill set. And the most unreal BJ. Could always get shot 2 out of me off in 5 min or less with that mouth. Cherry and Min also gave amazing massages in between rounds. I'd leave empty and relaxed. Both gone for 2 years and I have not found replacements.
Truthfully I am kind of at my wits end trying to find the combination of looks, performance, and filthy attitude these days. I just don't think it exists anymore at any price.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;2160888]Honestly, I was appalled. As a regular the mamasan knows that I would not complain. I think Venus (Wan) was a bit on edge and acknowledged that it was not so good. Maybe some dude with a 14 inch johnson just finished railing her.

I always found View to be a bit meh, but Momay was one of the best ever. A good looking gal who was just as filthy as they come with the most beautiful dirty mind. There are very few that I would place in that category. I remember my first session with her when she was new at SW. Don't think she had taken it up the pooper too much and she started bleeding. Thought she would freak out, but she just laughed, grabbed a tissue, and told me "next time. " Each subsequent session with her was better. She liked to leave her high heels on stand on the floor with one knee on the bed with her nicely spread ass facing the mirror while she was blowing you. What a treasure that gal was.
Leena certainly has the dirty mind, but just is not all that to look at. I just can't go there again.
Golf has the skills, no doubt, but it is very obvious that she is just going through the motions.
Cherry, who retired from Tulip a couple of years ago had that certain nastiness about her as well. A bit overweight, but no baby and one of the most well textured snatches I have ever been in. She would always get a sheepish smile while I was buried balls deep in her keister while on all fours. One time while in that position she said, "you're number 4 today. " Just pure raunch and intensity.
Min former SW and Tulip (Tom from Tulip) was also amazing. Again, no baby. Had regular sessions with her for about 5 years and honestly, every time she tried a new trick. She was always perfecting her skill set. And the most unreal BJ. Could always get shot 2 out of me off in 5 min or less with that mouth. Cherry and Min also gave amazing massages in between rounds. I'd leave empty and relaxed. Both gone for 2 years and I have not found replacements.
Truthfully I am kind of at my wits end trying to find the combination of looks, performance, and filthy attitude these days. I just don't think it exists anymore at any price.[/QUOTE]Momay is still freelancing and available.

[QUOTE=Sum12;2159576]Has anyone been to EZ massage 1? I have not seen any reports here of it and there are quite a few I fancy from the line up at ez1 rather than ez2. If you have then can you share the details. Some girls are B5000 for 2 hours, does that mean 2 shots too?[/QUOTE]I've visited both shops now, and I can say the pictures of the particularly young ones are rather accurate, but the 25 and up not so much. Performance is extremely inconsistent, but the ones I had trouble with performance I chose for their looks and not their skill, so it's kind of a win lose situation. As far as the shots thing, it should be, but I'v never bothered, just make it clear up front. I don't get why the some are 5 k and some aren't. Many of the real lookers aren't. If I could make a suggestion about the 5 k options, don't bother, I've had a couple of them prior to the price increase. Just stick with the normal gals.

[QUOTE=SuperBuilder2;2160877]Hi guys,

I have been to BKK quite often but can't get my full satisfaction. My preferences are for a gorgeous beautiful girl but never seem to find her. $$ not important for me. Can anybody help what is best place to find, or book a beautiful girl? Thanks so much.[/QUOTE]Ha ha! These super beautiful girls are scarce as hen's teeth. The other problem is our tastes vary. What banana Boi sees as very beautiful has no interest for me and visa versa, usually. Then if you do find a real beauty at a distance, when you get close, you see she is not quite so stunning. I had the odd stunner over the years, to my taste, in Oilies, or bars, or Soapies, but they all disappeared.

I don't currently have one. You only want to spend $$. That is tough If you spend $$ it will be easier. LOL If money is no problem, try The Lord Massage. I find it tough to find a perfect girl for me even there. For a bit cheaper, try Billboard if you like slim model types.

I have had one really great girl from there, and another looker who was a bit apprehensive and lacking skills.

For Oily massage, don't know any stunners there currently. Have had some before. The very pretty girls with great service never lasted long. I did enjoy June on and off for years but she wasn't quite stunning. Bai fern was stunning for me, and only got her twice. Gaew was stunning and maybe took her 5 times. The other one who had magnificent body, got to try just once, forgetting the name just now. So this is problem. You find one, then how to keep in touch and keep getting her?

Most gorgeous bar girls, got limited times as well.

Visited Snow White after ages and asked for Bonus but she was not in today. Saw the line up and choose Emmy for an hour. Candy was in too and looking lovely but as I have booked her in my previous visits wanted someone different.

Emmy was bubbly and chatty. In the shower and out within 5 minutes, she got down to business. Though not a looker (possibly in my opinion 4-5) the dimming of the lights which is usual in all places helped. She gave amazing BBBJ and rimming. A couple of seconds of deep throat too. Sex in multiple positions and as I finished round 1, she asked if I was in for a second round. The experience was out of this world and I was drained out so asked her to give me a massage which chatting.

While I am more of a looks person, Snow White is one place where I think if the girl is a 5 then it is worth it just for the great service they provide. Will try to book Bonus another day and if not then will settle for Candy before I leave. Possibly only snow White and tulip are the only places that provide such great service. Are there any such other places? Have visited Tulip only once in the past. Wish Tulip had a website to see what's in the menu before visiting there.

[QUOTE=Sum12;2161273] Will try to book Bonus another day and if not then settle for Candy before I leave. [/QUOTE]Is Bonus still around? I haven't seen her for ages. If you find her let us know.

[QUOTE=*****man;2161738]Is Bonus still around? I haven't seen her for ages. If you find her let us know.[/QUOTE]She hasn't worked at SW for quite some time. Did a quick stint in Cherry and then off the map. She was trying to finish school and had hopes of opening a small coffee shop.

Boss massage reports Pin does not work there any more. That means a I got to try just once 2 or 3 months ago.
Previous check, they reported on holiday with return not known.

The desired repeat fun (non hard case) girls often don't last that long. Ha ha. Possibly get tired of difficult customers very quickly?

I rarely collect contact info on first meeting unfortunately.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2162084]Boss massage reports Pin does not work there any more. That means a I got to try just once 2 or 3 months ago.
Previous check, they reported on holiday with return not known.

The desired repeat fun (non hard case) girls often don't last that long. Ha ha. Possibly get tired of difficult customers very quickly?

I rarely collect contact info on first meeting unfortunately.[/QUOTE]She 's been working in that shop for a very long time. Surely more than 2 years, not a bad record to stay that long in such a soi in my opinion.

[QUOTE=*****man;2161738]Is Bonus still around? I haven't seen her for ages. If you find her let us know.[/QUOTE]Yes I confirm that too. Called them today to book Bonus but unlike what they told me before this time they told me she does not work there anymore.

[QUOTE=Paolo99;2162128]She 's been working in that shop for a very long time. Surely more than 2 years, not a bad record to stay that long in such a soi in my opinion.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately I first discovered Pin there on 28 Feb this year.

I was not aware of any previous review of her, perhaps not attentive on the forum. LOL It surprises me if she was there for 2 years just a little, but quite possible. Her attitude was very much for fun, so seemed fresh enough.

I must have done the rounds of Oilies at least a few times in 2 years but never saw her. I did have a regular pretty girl at New Massage in Soi 33 for a while but had lost her for a least a year. Also had a pretty girl in Orient last year for a short time, as she did not last long. Lost interest in Mango girls.

Its never been easy for me to find definite repeat girls in these Oily shops, requiring slim legs, nice high peachy ass, nice shaped tits, and preferably natural, etc. , not to mention at least moderately pretty face (well above average). Then I just don't have the diligence to go surveying the Oily shops every week any more.

Pin was not so skinny at all, but was a stand out in the line up for me at the time:
[url]http://www.boss26massage.com/pin.html[/url]

Did anyone try Yoko or Yu at this shop (just looking at pics), or anyone highly recommended?