Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=Tony Hoeprano; 1241503]Just a few updates being in BKK the last week or so. These are just my simple observations and some differences from two years ago, so take it for a grain of salt.

5. Met a girl on Tagged that I actually felt pretty bad about. She was 37, pretty and slim, but had messed up teeth. She drove me around and we took photos, she came back to my hotel and had sex, although she didn't give me a BJ. Afterward she kept calling and messaging me wanting to go out and meet or go to dinner. I cut it off pretty quick, saying to just forget about me. Better to end it quickly than stringing her along. Although, in hindsight I probably shouldn't have banged her, but it was bareback so hard to pass up.

Nice of you to take advantage of her, pass on your STD's and / or give her an unwanted child. Congratulations. Well done.

[QUOTE=Daddy07;1241674]So 4 people would be refered to as "khon see" in Thai.[/QUOTE]Actually I think it should be "see khon". Or "khon see khon". The last one is the counting word. E. G."jaan" is also the counting word for dishes, e. G."pad thai see jaan". And "fong" is the counting word for round things like eggs, so you can buy "kai see fong". And for animals it's "tua", so you can have "maa see tua", for four dogs. And of course "puying see khon", for 4 girls, to try and get back on topic.

[QUOTE=One Tree Hill;1241730]Nice of you to take advantage of her, pass on your STD's and / or give her an unwanted child. Congratulations. Well done.[/QUOTE]Get off your high horse, it takes two to tango.

I went with a prominent ISG board member from China to Bangkok last week. I had some business to attend to and he needed a "break", so along with a couple of other ISG guys we took a short "road trip" to the LOS. I want to thank Fon Tok for helping with some really good info, and I still don't know how I missed you, but hopefully I can make up for it the next trip. The first night, we did the circuit and then one of the guys got a call from a client he had helped in China. This guy is a local Thai, who must have a pretty good job. He asked if we would like to accompany him and his friends to a members only club, and see some girls that most farangs will never meet. It took me about a second to nod my approval, and off we went to meet him. It was already about 1:00am when we got to the club and to be honest I have no idea what part of town we were in.

We were escorted into this huge room full of table and people everywhere. There were about 100 girls dancing on the bar in bikinis and it seemed like 2-300 more entertaining customers at the tables. These girls were all dressed to impress, and I was for sure. I have to admit that as we walked in, I couldn't help but think that we hadn't seen one girl all night long in any of the go-go bars or clubs that were better looking than the "worst" of these girls. I mean every single one was almost breathe taking.

The member apologized to us, and said that since we were late, a lot of the "really pretty girls" were already taken, and well I did see stunners at every table, I wasn't going to complain. We ordered a bottle, and then one of the "mommies" brought a line up of about 8-10 girls to the table. I was trying to be cool, and let the host choose first, or since I was just one of the entourage, let the other choose. Well either they were dumbfounded or had standards so high that I can't begin to imagine. I later found out they wanted to wait and see more girls. So much for being patient. And these were supposed to be the "second string"!

I choose this tall, curvy, doe eyed hottie, with a smile that could light up a football stadium and she acted like she had just won the lottery. Gave me a hug like she had been waiting her whole life to meet me and from that moment until we parted, I can honestly say I have never enjoyed a lady's company more.

The other guys finally choose girls, and to be honest, I was salivating from almost every orifice. It was just one fun bunch of people and the girls were extraordinary.

Listen, I know I am predisposed to hyperbole, but I have traveled all over the world, mongered in almost every place I could, enjoyed the companionship of many wonderful ladies, been fortunate enough to bed some seriously stunning examples of the female gender, but never, I do mean never in my more than 50 years, have I ever been anywhere that comes close to this night. I have never seen such a collection of beautiful, sexy, accessible, fun giving, girls in my entire life. All of that is an understatement as well.

Now comes the downer, the girls are not, as a rule available for take out, they are to entertain you and then send you on your merry way. I don't think the management cares if the girls decide to go home with a customer (in truth I don't know the answer to that question) , but they aren't encouraged along those lines. When the music stopped my girl gave me the hug of a life time, a big wet juicy kiss, walked me to the door, and said good-bye. To be honest, at that moment I didn't care. I had the time of my life and it didn't seem so important that I wasn't going to see her naked or play hide the sausage, at least on this night. The only thing I was disappointed in was that we hadn't started the evening earlier. She happily gave me her phone number, but didn't respond the next day when I sent a "nice to meet you" text. I even had someone translate it into Thai. Who knows.

Now, I expect that by now you are asking yourself, WTF? Why post this on this website, since I didn't, can't, won't score any one of these ladies. Well the answer is that I figured a few of you, like me, would appreciate the dynamic of being a part of a once in lifetime (so far) event. In short it was an extraordinary night that I will not soon forget. I can get laid anytime. If the business thing works out, the second thing I am going to do after arriving in Bangkok is secure a membership to this club, and then probably go broke and get fired soaking it up at every opportunity!

[QUOTE=Rocksoff;1241737]Actually I think it should be "see khon".[/QUOTE]This is correct.

Sky Rider, you've been into one of those infamous G-clubs. We don't have so many reports about them here as most members favor the direct approach of soapies and gogos...I haven't tried them yet but your description is the first one that might motivate me to :) Did you get the name of the place you were in?

[QUOTE=Rocksoff;1241737]Actually I think it should be "see khon".[/QUOTE]Right, in standard central Thai. But it means something totally vulgar in Isaan!

[QUOTE=Rocksoff;1241737]Actually I think it should be "see khon".[/QUOTE]"khon see is how the dyslexic Thais say it. :)

[QUOTE=One Tree Hill;1241730]Nice of you to take advantage of her, pass on your STD's and / or give her an unwanted child. Congratulations. Well done.[/QUOTE]I thought this was the Bangkok thread, not the Safe Sex discussion.

But it was nice of you to make those assumptions out of thin air.

BTW you do realize this is a whor*mongering site, not the catholic school girls choir rehearsal forum?

So if you are a participant in the former, you are in a high risk group for exchanging STDs.

[QUOTE=Sky Ryder; 1241787]I went with a prominent ISG board member from China to Bangkok last week. I had some business to attend to and he needed a "break", so along with a couple of other ISG guys we took a short "road trip" to the LOS. I want to thank Fon Tok for helping with some really good info, and I still don't know how I missed you, but hopefully I can make up for it the next trip. The first night, we did the circuit and then one of the guys got a call from a client he had helped in China. This guy is a local Thai, who must have a pretty good job. He asked if we would like to accompany him and his friends to a members only club, and see some girls that most farangs will never meet. It took me about a second to nod my approval, and off we went to meet him. It was already about 1:00am when we got to the club and to be honest I have no idea what part of town we were in.

We were escorted into this huge room full of table and people everywhere. There were about 100 girls dancing on the bar in bikinis and it seemed like 2-300 more entertaining customers at the tables. These girls were all dressed to impress, and I was for sure. I have to admit that as we walked in, I couldn't help but think that we hadn't seen one girl all night long in any of the go-go bars or clubs that were better looking than the "worst" of these girls. I mean every single one was almost breathe taking.

The member apologized to us, and said that since we were late, a lot of the "really pretty girls" were already taken, and well I did see stunners at every table, I wasn't going to complain. We ordered a bottle, and then one of the "mommies" brought a line up of about 8-10 girls to the table. I was trying to be cool, and let the host choose first, or since I was just one of the entourage, let the other choose. Well either they were dumbfounded or had standards so high that I can't begin to imagine. I later found out they wanted to wait and see more girls. So much for being patient. And these were supposed to be the "second string"!

I choose this tall, curvy, doe eyed hottie, with a smile that could light up a football stadium and she acted like she had just won the lottery. Gave me a hug like she had been waiting her whole life to meet me and from that moment until we parted, I can honestly say I have never enjoyed a lady's company more.

The other guys finally choose girls, and to be honest, I was salivating from almost every orifice. It was just one fun bunch of people and the girls were extraordinary.

Listen, I know I am predisposed to hyperbole, but I have traveled all over the world, mongered in almost every place I could, enjoyed the companionship of many wonderful ladies, been fortunate enough to bed some seriously stunning examples of the female gender, but never, I do mean never in my more than 50 years, have I ever been anywhere that comes close to this night. I have never seen such a collection of beautiful, sexy, accessible, fun giving, girls in my entire life. All of that is an understatement as well.

Now comes the downer, the girls are not, as a rule available for take out, they are to entertain you and then send you on your merry way. I don't think the management cares if the girls decide to go home with a customer (in truth I don't know the answer to that question) , but they aren't encouraged along those lines. When the music stopped my girl gave me the hug of a life time, a big wet juicy kiss, walked me to the door, and said good-bye. To be honest, at that moment I didn't care. I had the time of my life and it didn't seem so important that I wasn't going to see her naked or play hide the sausage, at least on this night. The only thing I was disappointed in was that we hadn't started the evening earlier. She happily gave me her phone number, but didn't respond the next day when I sent a "nice to meet you" text. I even had someone translate it into Thai. Who knows.

Now, I expect that by now you are asking yourself, WTF? Why post this on this website, since I didn't, can't, won't score any one of these ladies. Well the answer is that I figured a few of you, like me, would appreciate the dynamic of being a part of a once in lifetime (so far) event. In short it was an extraordinary night that I will not soon forget. I can get laid anytime. If the business thing works out, the second thing I am going to do after arriving in Bangkok is secure a membership to this club, and then probably go broke and get fired soaking it up at every opportunity![/QUOTE]What a bunch of idiocy.

I'd rather be a farang and go to places where the girls will actually have sex with me.

Overpriced clubs where the girls will only talk with you is normally the domain of emasculated Japanese men.

[QUOTE=Sky Ryder;1241787]traveled all over the world, mongered in almost every place I could, enjoyed the companionship of many wonderful ladies, been fortunate enough to bed some seriously stunning examples of the female gender, but never, I do mean never in my more than 50 years, have I ever been anywhere that comes close to this night. I have never seen such a collection of beautiful, sexy, accessible, fun giving, girls in my entire life. girls are not, as a rule available for take out, they are to entertain you and then send you on your merry way. I don't think the management cares if the girls decide to go home with a customer (in truth I don't know the answer to that question)![/QUOTE]Travelled all over the world? ALL over? A geisha experience!

Thanks for sharing

[QUOTE=GentleBoner; 1242022]What a bunch of idiocy. I'd rather be a farang and go to places where the girls will actually have sex with me. Overpriced clubs where the girls will only talk with you is normally the domain of emasculated Japanese men.[/QUOTE]I bet you are a lot of fun at a party?

G-Clubs are a lot of fun. I've been to a few and always enjoy the "scene" and the very beautiful ladies.

Any bump off a log can find a hole to fill in this town, but quite a few cannot hold an intelligent conversation.

Do us all a favor, Mr."GentleBoner..." Geez, I just can't think what that might be.

[QUOTE=Fon Tok; 1242027]I bet you are a lot of fun at a party?

G-Clubs are a lot of fun. I've been to a few and always enjoy the "scene" and the very beautiful ladies.

Any bump off a log can find a hole to fill in this town, but quite a few cannot hold an intelligent conversation.

Do us all a favor, Mr."GentleBoner." Geez, I just can't think what that might be.[/QUOTE]Why not go back to your home country? Plenty of pretty ladies there will be happy to take your money in exchange for a conversation. Just don't expect to get laid.