General Reports

Dropped into the zona last night around 7:30 and went straight to Adelitas, man it was wall to wall people, I couldn’t even find a table to sit. So I cruised over to Chicago and it was the exact opposite, so I sat down and ordered a few whiskey’s and kicked back. Saw nothing that interested me so I took a lap around the alley. Chatted with a few of my fav’s and continued on to check out the newer talent, there was this cutie who would joke with me as I walked by and yell out to me when I was on the other side of the street, she seemed like a fun girl so I made a mental note. I rolled back to Adelitas and it had cleared out a bit so I stayed and watched a two girl pole dance, man they know how to shake that ass.

I really didn’t want to end up with a starfish this time so I was being more picky than normal. So I headed back to the alley to find the chica I had seen earlier. I strolled up to her and she played around with me saying that I had not gone with her earlier so now she wouldn’t go with me. We agreed on 20 for everything and headed up, paid for the room which I think was 5. Her name is Alejandra I think, from Mexico city. We had good chemistry so I knew that this would be a good session. She was playful, nice and knew a little English, so with my little Spanish we kept the conversation going. She seemed to enjoy the porno on the tv so that was a promising sign.

On with the cover and she started with a great bj. Good suction, eye contact, and not too much teeth. She kept at it longer than I have experienced in the zona which was nice. She then hopped on top and really rode me well, with varying pace and technique. She is just a tad thick in the belly from having a kid, but I like them to keep the school uniform skirt on anyway so I really couldn’t see. She had great tits though, nice large C or small D size which she pulled out above her bra. She pulled my head up to them so I could lick and suck to my hearts content. She had those cat-like painted on eyebrows which I really like and some nice full lips with dark red lipstick which she let me kiss a little. She was really grinding me good and started to moan authentically which is always nice.

On to doggy which was fantastic. Her long raven-black hair looked awesome streaming down her back. Her ass was great too, nice and toned, not too soft and jello like. I finally unleashed a nice load as she squealed and moaned. And then instead of immediately pulling me out of her, she slowly pumped me with her ass making sure to get every last drop, NICE. We finished up as the knock came, chatted a bit more and I gave her a little tip for the good attitude and effort. She usually posts near Hong Kong.

On my walk back to the linea, I saw a couple Federale trucks zipping around wig-wags flashing, loaded with guys, machine guns at the ready. Later on the funniest thing happened, a little girl shyly came up to me and asked for some money, now I have a soft spot in my heart for them so I gave her a couple of buck and she went happily on her way. Then I heard her yelling something and the next thing I hear is a stampede of little footsteps. And I am surrounded by, I shit you not, 10 little kids. She even came up to me again asking for money, I told her I had given her some already, which she denied, but funny thing was she still had the money I had given her clutched in her little hand. Oh well I probably fell victim to a scam, but like I said I have a soft spot in my heart and will probably continue to give a few bucks here and there.

Got to the border line and it was long. I wasn’t there two minutes when this American dude came up to me giving me a line about all his belongings being stolen and he even showed me some sort of paperwork that he had filed with the police. He wanted some money for the trolley as he has to get back to work tommorow. So I gave him a little and told him that I hopped he wasn’t BS’ing me. The next thing I know he is not concerned with getting across the border but has to find a ‘bathroom to take a leak’ and I never see him again. Oh well, my Karma is clear, and I did my good deed for the year.

The line-up took an hour and the agent asked what I was brining back and I said ‘just some liver damage’ to which she laughed and said ‘haven’t heard that one before.’

Until next time fellow mongers

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The line-up took an hour and the agent asked what I was brining back and I said ‘just some liver damage’ to which she laughed and said ‘haven’t heard that one before.’

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I usually tell them, "Heartburn!" or "Perhaps a mild case of food poisoning..."
Nice story by the way.

I tell 'em "Some very pleasant memories.."

My name is Dave I'm 22, I'm currently in a club, there are 2 other founding fathers: Gore. 21

Fletcher. 21

Yes we agree purple rain chicks are not as hot as Adelitas, but I dunno Adelitas looks very like for the masses, while purple rain is more low key. Just an opinion, tho I have never gotten an Adelitas girl before.

We pay 85 bucks for 30 minutes. LOL the purple rain song, dude when we get back to the states we love to make fun of it! LOL Purple rain wtf. But nah they never played that song, they play alot of rap and shit.

Anybody going today to TJ? . I'm over in San Diego. I'm down to go, new to the area (fluent spanish/english)and my friends don't have passports. Let me know. PM me.

Later

[QUOTE=Belgrath]I tell 'em "Some very pleasant memories.."[/QUOTE]

I tell 'em: "I dunno, but I'll let you know when the results come back."

If you guys ever wanna roll, I'm down to go.

I'm 22, LOL San Clemente here.

[QUOTE=Country John]I tell 'em: "I dunno, but I'll let you know when the results come back."[/QUOTE]

I'll tell them, "I think crabs" then scratch myself.

[QUOTE=Reclusedx] my friends don't have passports.[/QUOTE]

U.S. citizens do not need passports to go to Tijuana. A driver's license and birth certificate are all you need.

First off, the O'Toole guide is a thorough guide to TJ. I have been about 5 times and he is right on the money with everything. To anyone looking to go, read it and MEMORIZE it before going. You will not have a problem.

I have to register a complaint about the Adelita Bar though. It seems that the 'knocks' on the hotel door are coming earlier and earlier. They can be quite persistant and I have had up to 3 knocks while finishing my business. This is very annoying.

I was told that at Chicago Club you take as long as you need, though the report seems to indicate they may just be a bit more lax on knocking. A group of us are going very soon and were thinking about trying Chicago for a change. If anyone can provide more info on this, it would be great.

As for Adelitas and the whole scene down there, the question I get asked most often is if the girls are really that hot. The answer, yes. I have brought many doubting people to TJ and they were amazed and drooling over the women. You will find the girl of your dreams here. Two other tips not to be understated is to be clear on everything before going to the hotel. This includes if all of their clothes will be removed. I have had girls refuse to fully remove their tops for some odd reason. The other tip is to have $1 ready upon leaving your room. If the room guy does not remind you, the guy at the front desk will and the girl will as well. Be ready to give it to the guy walking the halls as a tip.

There seems to be a lot of questions about security as well. I recently looked into this and I follow events in TJ as close as I can. They had a few high profile shootouts last year between drug gangs. The TJ police were corrupt and there were many problems. This, along with new re-entry requirements to the US, have dropped tourism in TJ about 95%. This is affecting all of TJ. They brought in the federal police and are doing everything to keep TJ safe. I am told that is has never been safer.

While I do not have any reservations about going here, read and follow the guide. You still do not want to wander off into areas not outlined in the guide or try to walk to the zona to save $5.

If anyone has any other thoughts on crime problems here recently, please let me know.

AB does have early knocks happening frequently on Friday and Saturday. Other nights they are not as bad. Your chica can often tell the guy beforehand to not be so prompt but alot will actually encourage the knocks so they can get down quicker to hook their next catch. If you go like on a say Wednesday for example , the early knock shouldnt happen unless the chica is a rob.

Because CC is alot deader and the chicas often less busy most nights you pretty much will get your 30 minutes and sometimes depending on if the chica is trying to hook you as a repeat customer you'll get 45+ minutes before she finally finishes showering and dressing while doing small talk if she speaks english or you speak spanish.

Problem is the selection of chicas is alot smaller at CC vs AB especially in the hot busty girls.

Sometimes tipping the hotel timekeeper works though usually it wont.

[QUOTE=B Dulles]First off, the O'Toole guide is a thorough guide to TJ. I have been about 5 times and he is right on the money with everything. To anyone looking to go, read it and MEMORIZE it before going. You will not have a problem.

I have to register a complaint about the Adelita Bar though. It seems that the 'knocks' on the hotel door are coming earlier and earlier. They can be quite persistant and I have had up to 3 knocks while finishing my business. This is very annoying.

I was told that at Chicago Club you take as long as you need, though the report seems to indicate they may just be a bit more lax on knocking. A group of us are going very soon and were thinking about trying Chicago for a change. If anyone can provide more info on this, it would be great.

As for Adelitas and the whole scene down there, the question I get asked most often is if the girls are really that hot. The answer, yes. I have brought many doubting people to TJ and they were amazed and drooling over the women. You will find the girl of your dreams here. Two other tips not to be understated is to be clear on everything before going to the hotel. This includes if all of their clothes will be removed. I have had girls refuse to fully remove their tops for some odd reason. The other tip is to have $1 ready upon leaving your room. If the room guy does not remind you, the guy at the front desk will and the girl will as well. Be ready to give it to the guy walking the halls as a tip.

There seems to be a lot of questions about security as well. I recently looked into this and I follow events in TJ as close as I can. They had a few high profile shootouts last year between drug gangs. The TJ police were corrupt and there were many problems. This, along with new re-entry requirements to the US, have dropped tourism in TJ about 95%. This is affecting all of TJ. They brought in the federal police and are doing everything to keep TJ safe. I am told that is has never been safer.

While I do not have any reservations about going here, read and follow the guide. You still do not want to wander off into areas not outlined in the guide or try to walk to the zona to save $5.

If anyone has any other thoughts on crime problems here recently, please let me know.[/QUOTE]

Check out he Crime thread in this section. There is a lot of information there. Most people get into trouble returning late at night. If you are young and drunk, you'll get robbed by the cops when returning.

Adelita Bar is like the phone company. They don't care because they don't have to. After 10 minutes in the room, they figure you paid the girl. Since you already paid for the room and if there is a line waiting, then they could care less how offended you get by an early knock.

Do not think that The Adelitas Bar is at all concearned about you. They are not, know that going in. Fortunately for them, sex sells and will continue to sell whether or not you ever return. They will not miss you, you have nothing to hope for, nothing to gain by complaining so don't waste your time.

It's your money and you have the right to give it whoever you want to give it to. There are other clubs in the Zona and mongering is (or should be) a "hobby." Treat it as a hobby and develop it through experience. Adelita is not an experience, it is a process where "getting fucked" involves more than sex with the girl. Govern yourself accordingly.

Be safe and be nice,
Country John

[QUOTE=Belgrath]AB does have early knocks happening frequently on Friday and Saturday. Other nights they are not as bad. Your chica can often tell the guy beforehand to not be so prompt but alot will actually encourage the knocks so they can get down quicker to hook their next catch. If you go like on a say Wednesday for example , the early knock shouldnt happen unless the chica is a rob.[/QUOTE]
Some AB girls have a standing order with the cleanup guy to knock early. I haven't heard a girl tell the guy to knock early, but on chicas I get good service from and are fairly popular, they'll specifically say something to get more time. If you want to get an idea of which girls rush it, hang around the entrance for 1hr to 1.5hrs and clock the girls you're interested in. One girl who claims to be making several thousand a week (and I believe it) can go through 3 guys in just over an hour when its busy, and that includes the downtime to hook another guy.

[QUOTE=Belgrath]Because CC is alot deader and the chicas often less busy most nights you pretty much will get your 30 minutes and sometimes depending on if the chica is trying to hook you as a repeat customer you'll get 45+ minutes before she finally finishes showering and dressing while doing small talk if she speaks english or you speak spanish.

Problem is the selection of chicas is alot smaller at CC vs AB especially in the hot busty girls.

Sometimes tipping the hotel timekeeper works though usually it wont.[/QUOTE]Yeah very hit or miss with tipping the towel guy. But at CC when it's fairly dead before 8pm, I've had times where no knock came because they just let it go. I've had a few times where my chica let it go another 1/2 hour if there was no knock, because she'd rather be lounging in the room than hanging around downstairs with few customers around.

You'll get a lot more appreciation from the girls if you go early. It's usually 3-4 customers to 12-15 girls by 6-7pm. The girls are slow with their fichas, probably when the privados get put it, you'll get extra care from the early shift. The potential for GFE is just much better in that setting. Of course, the rub is a much smaller selection that AB.

I do wonder if some of the chicas, once they get comfortable with the privados, if they'd be willing to do 2 girl privados when its slow.

I'm very surprised that people are having issues with early knocks.

Before I go into a room I tell the bellboy on duty "Tip. No knock. Ok?"

That usually works.

[QUOTE=Jackie888]I'm very surprised that people are having issues with early knocks.

Before I go into a room I tell the bellboy on duty "Tip. No knock. Ok?"

That usually works.[/QUOTE]

Question: Who would the bell boy happen to be? The desk guy or cum swabber?