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Coyotes, g-clubs and hostess bars send the message to bargirls that men will pay them good money to be teased and emasculated as long as they're made to feel like a big shot and the girl is a bit snotty. There seems to be an assumption amongst some members of the forum that going out to girly clubs where you can't have sex with the girls somehow makes makes you more intelligent and cultured than going out to girly clubs where you can. If there is any logic behind this assumption I would like to hear it. It is quite possible to enjoy sex and not be a caveman, and paying high prices to women who won't have sex with you doesn't necessarily mean you're not a caveman.

GuyRyder in his post said a trip to a g-club was a one in a lifetime experience, better than any he'd had in any other country in the world.

Are any other forum members willing to back him on this?

Met a nice looking young girl from DIA at Terminal 21 for a cup of coffee. Her English was pretty good and it was actually a refreshing experience to just be able to have a nice chat with a hot and well-educated Thai girl with no expectations in the end. After that, I decided to go look for some entertainment of the adult kind.

I was strutting along Soi 11 earlier in the day, I was in Koh Samet, it was nice to be back in BKK. I saw a plethora of massage girls sitting on the curb, none of them really caught my attention, until I saw a pretty hot looking ligher skinned girl. A bit tall and I asked to make sure she was not ladyboy and she was not. She took me to the massage loom and paid 300 baht for oil. The room was a very small cubicle with a mattress and the place smelled overwhelmingly of peppermint, it was not very pleasant at all. The massage was OK, she then said special massage of 1K baht extra. I thought that was fair until she took off her clothes! Wow, talk about someone looking hot in clothes and ugly without! I shriveled up like a California raisin in the middle of the Mojave Desert and told her I do not feel comfortable. There was actually truth to this, the place stunk like peppermint and there was a lot of noise in the background, right in front of the massage cubicle, not 3 feet away were two fellows getting a foot massage, and to think I was going to do the deed with this amount of lack of privacy? LOL

She was annoyed, then said OK, I suck you free and didn't object, although I think she would have asked for money after the deed was done. The BJ was terrible and I just told her to stop, put on my clothes and left. I would highly recommend avoiding this area for sexy massage and opt for the ones on Soi 33, especially Dream Heaven Massage.

Call me an idiot then. Sounds like Sky Ryder had a great time, and isn't that what's most important? I've been wanting to check one of these places out but have never made it.

[QUOTE=GentleBoner; 1242022]What a bunch of idiocy.

I'd rather be a farang and go to places where the girls will actually have sex with me.

Overpriced clubs where the girls will only talk with you is normally the domain of emasculated Japanese men.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GentleBoner; 1242292]Coyotes, g-clubs and hostess bars send the message to bargirls that men will pay them good money to be teased and emasculated as long as they're made to feel like a big shot and the girl is a bit snotty. There seems to be an assumption amongst some members of the forum that going out to girly clubs where you can't have sex with the girls somehow makes makes you more intelligent and cultured than going out to girly clubs where you can. If there is any logic behind this assumption I would like to hear it. It is quite possible to enjoy sex and not be a caveman, and paying high prices to women who won't have sex with you doesn't necessarily mean you're not a caveman.

GuyRyder in his post said a trip to a g-club was a one in a lifetime experience, better than any he'd had in any other country in the world.

Are any other forum members willing to back him on this?[/QUOTE]GB,

First, if you are going to take me to task at least get the name correct. Secondly, why in the world would anyone need to "back me"? I related my PERSONAL experience and perception. This was not a "news article", it was my editorial on the evening as I experienced it, I am assured that had you been included you would have written an entirely different piece.

Since, you by your own admission have never been to one of these places, I don't see how you can make some of the statements you have made. I assure you that at least with the lady I was with, there was no attempt to "tease", nor was she in the least bit snotty. As far as being "emasculated", well at least IMHO, no can do that TO you, it is something an individual gives up on their own.

I never intimated that by going to this club I was somehow more cultured, or intelligent, but neither am I willing to accept that I am somehow less manly because I enjoyed an evening in the company of a beautiful lady without the guarantee that she was going to fuck my brains out.

Someone suggested that my posting was not appropriate to this forum because of the lack of sex involved, I think that I actually mentioned that I was taking a little license with the post. However, I didn't break any of the TOS on the forum and well, at the end of the day, this is and always will be Jackson's forum. He just lets us post here, I am sure that if I somehow offended him, I will find out soon enough.

Oh, and to be honest, I have absolutely no idea how "logic" applies to anything on this board. They don't intersect very often, that is for sure.

Sky

Sexy girls, booze, party? The G-club sounds good to me, I'll have to splurge there next time I'm in BKK. I'm assuming its best to go with a wingman or group of friends rather than solo, not only to have company with the bros, but to share costs.

Out of curiosity, do they allow entry to African Americans? On my next visit to BKK, I'll be bringing along for a few days a fairly decent looking black dude.

[QUOTE=Sky Ryder; 1242333]GB,

First, if you are going to take me to task at least get the name correct. Secondly, why in the world would anyone need to "back me"? I related my PERSONAL experience and perception. This was not a "news article", it was my editorial on the evening as I experienced it, I am assured that had you been included you would have written an entirely different piece.

Since, you by your own admission have never been to one of these places, I don't see how you can make some of the statements you have made. I assure you that at least with the lady I was with, there was no attempt to "tease", nor was she in the least bit snotty. As far as being "emasculated", well at least IMHO, no can do that TO you, it is something an individual gives up on their own.

I never intimated that by going to this club I was somehow more cultured, or intelligent, but neither am I willing to accept that I am somehow less manly because I enjoyed an evening in the company of a beautiful lady without the guarantee that she was going to fuck my brains out.

Someone suggested that my posting was not appropriate to this forum because of the lack of sex involved, I think that I actually mentioned that I was taking a little license with the post. However, I didn't break any of the TOS on the forum and well, at the end of the day, this is and always will be Jackson's forum. He just lets us post here, I am sure that if I somehow offended him, I will find out soon enough.

Oh, and to be honest, I have absolutely no idea how "logic" applies to anything on this board. They don't intersect very often, that is for sure.

Sky[/QUOTE]Well I for one was very happy to read his report. It is far better to read this than to read about orchids, drinking water, and all the other crap that gets posted on here instead of in the proper spot. Many insults being flung back and forth. No wonder many members don't post anymore. Because when they do they get belittled for it! This was this members experience and a good one. I will defiantly want to go to one of these places.

[QUOTE=GentleBoner; 1242292]GuyRyder in his post said a trip to a g-club was a one in a lifetime experience, better than any he'd had in any other country in the world.

Are any other forum members willing to back him on this?[/QUOTE]I was not going to throw the first stone, but. I too have been to one of the infamous g clubs, pretty far down Ekkamai on some soi. It only operates on Saturday nights. There were many beautiful girls. However, the girls were dancing and getting drunk. Same old, same old.

Did I have fun? Sure. But only because I went for free. I like Sang som, drinking expensive scotch is no big deal to me. The Cristal was nice for a change, but I only got to drink one glass.

[QUOTE=Tony Hoeprano; 1242341]Sexy girls, booze, party? The G-club sounds good to me, I'll have to splurge there next time I'm in BKK. I'm assuming its best to go with a wingman or group of friends rather than solo, not only to have company with the bros, but to share costs.

Out of curiosity, do they allow entry to African Americans? On my next visit to BKK, I'll be bringing along for a few days a fairly decent looking black dude.[/QUOTE]Tony,

I need to make sure that I don't get too far ahead on this thing. I want to make it clear that I was a GUEST of a member at this club. I have NO idea about getting into the club without a membership. I also suspect that like most venues, not all clubs are created equal, and this is the ONLY time I have ever been to a club of this type. I cannot answer your questions, sorry.

I would agree however that this was not the type of event you would want to attend solo. I am sure it is done, and I saw a number of guys sitting at the bar, that didn't appear to have wingmen, but I suspect they were regular customers, not a "one off type" of situation.

Sky

Was out last night in Bangkok. First in the afternoon went to Ez massage sukh soi 24. Nice catalog of girls, tried to pick up someone I had seen previously on their web site but I was told she had an appointment. Then went with Nancy 25 yrs and was ok choice, good service. Took 40 min special which was almost just a shower and boom boom, did not want to waste time on massage or something. Damage 1700 thb, a decent price in BKK for boom boom I think?

Night went to soi cowboy, enjoyed suzie wong shows (very crowded, why are there no shows like this in other bars, totally naked). But the looks and quality of girls not perfect, maybe I was late or maybe the attractive ones are not there. Just had beers and left. Then tried 2-3 DIA girls but all failed."Could we see tomorrow" "could we see later" and one number not workikng. One called me and promised to call again later (did not). Went to Narz with my friend, not place place, maybe if you like dancing or shouting but can't talk. Also one DIA contact was there I saw here and we texted but somehow I did not have courage to go talk to her.

Then at nana plaza I was late, do all the bars and discos really close at 2 am already? I thought last time nana 2nd floor some were open until 6. Then saw many african girls available at lower sukhumvit and ladyboy tried to pick pocket me when walking from nana to hotel on soi 18.

Any advice on a good teenage massage? Or where to go afternoon or night if just like FS? Don't like wasting time on massage or soapies. If I want massage I go to a good massage place, if boom boom then just want FS.

PM if BKK now I'm here 2-3 days then in Pattaya 3 days if you are interested go have beer maybe.

[QUOTE=Sky Ryder;1242351](snip) - I have NO idea about getting into the club without a membership. I also suspect that like most venues, not all clubs are created equal, and this is the ONLY time I have ever been to a club of this type. I cannot answer your questions, sorry. - I would agree however that this was not the type of event you would want to attend solo. I am sure it is done, and I saw a number of guys sitting at the bar, that didn't appear to have wingmen, but I suspect they were regular customers, not a "one off type" of situation.[/QUOTE]Preface: don't bother reading this if saving money, or just getting laid, is the goal for your Bangkok experience. There are lots of other places to go.

Most clubs allow "guests," but of course you have to pay for this "privilege." They want people to check these places out and buy memberships.

The women who work in these places are smart. Most likely they will only "go" with a guy if they like him, and see a large profit from the arrangement.

If you are a G Club member, then it would be no problem to go alone. Have a drink, say hello to a few of your favorite ladies, watch the dancers. Meet up with the gik later after she gets off work.

The following is from a Bangkok "nightlife" website:

"Gentlemen's clubs in Bangkok seem to follow a similar pricing structure. Hopefully, this will help explain why it can be an expensive night at these establishments.

Cover Charge – This normally ranges between 500 600 B, but may be as high as 1, 800 B in some establishments. You will normally get one or two drinks. You can normally circumvent this by opening a bottle of whiskey, and if you have any remainder, a bottle card will be issued to you for another visit.

Lady drinks – This is used as a measure of time or some form of token for charging you the great bill. Whenever you get a nice pretty girl to sit and chat with you, you get charged a lady drink for every 45 minutes she is with you. In some places, depending on the girl, you get charged 2 3 drinks immediately, and then 1 lady drink for the next 45 minutes. Many establishments also charge 2 3 lady drinks for the mamasans company. The girl doesn't really get a drink yet, that's just for her time. If you require the company of the girl outside the establishment, you will most often be charged 10 15 lady drinks, depeding on the day of the week. The 15 lady drink is normally applied to weekends, usually from Friday to Sundays. Most establishments charge 350 B for every lady drink, and you normally get a 20% discount if you are member.

Cocktails – these drinks are regularly requested by the girl. These drinks can drain your wallet very quickly. They cost between 350B 700B, and in some places, the 20% member's discount may not apply."

More information:

[url]http://www.bigmangobar.com/blog/reader-submissions/2009/09/28/bangkok-g-clubs-by-bangkoknyc/[/url]

[url]http://www.sukhumvit-psycho.com/other-places/g-clubs/[/url]

[url]http://www.globalnanpa.com/blog/barclub-guide-bangkok/bangkok-gentlemen-g-clubs[/url]

[QUOTE=Pekkakoo;1242362]Any advice on a good teenage massage? Or where to go afternoon or night if just like FS? Don't like wasting time on massage or soapies. If I want massage I go to a good massage place, if boom boom then just want FS.[/QUOTE]The one's on soi 33 are good! Except steer clear of Akane, nothing but fuglies I'm afraid

[quote=crocodilexp; 1242208]nice post, those places do have an audience. however, this is international [b]sex[/b] guide, so the crowd is appropriately biased.

it's not the "let's hang out and drink at posh places, massage our egos, pretend we're a big shot, and maybe seduce a haughty sponsor-seeking totty" guide. g-clubs are way too overpriced and unreliable for sex, although some people find them good value for other purposes.[/quote]sorry mate but g-clubs are as much about sex as [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] and a nyc strip club. are the reliable sure things? nope. are they part of the same adult entertainment industry as tilac? pretty much. do you need more game to score in a g-club than in annie's? substantially. men go there for the sexual thrill and excitement of these hot women. otherwise they woul be going someplace to play checkers.

so, they are priced above what you'd like to pay for the mileage you will get. fair enough. but to say they aren't part of the core of isg shows that you would be better of with a jar of lotion and some toilet paper.

[QUOTE=Goatscrot;1242168]Agreed! To each his own. At 46 I want to put as little effort into getting laid as possible. I have very little interest in interacting with most females unless they are well educated and well read. I doubt I would find that in a G-Club, here or back home for that matter.[/QUOTE]Fair enough. If you are too tired to put in effort this scene is not for you. I recently was out with colleagues who were looking for rub and' tug as picking up in Orchard Towers was too much effort for them. To each his own.

[QUOTE=Tony Hoeprano;1242373]The one's on soi 33 are good! Except steer clear of Akane, nothing but fuglies I'm afraid[/QUOTE]No stunners a Akane but fuglies they're not plus If you pick the right one the service can be very sway.

[url]http://akane-corp.com/ladies-sukhumvit-33/[/url]

After the session at Annies Massage, I grabbed a steak at a nearby restaurant and then wandered up the road to Nana Plaza to have a look at the gogo bars there. Nana Plaza is a series of bars arranged around a common courtyard and going up three floors. I wandered around the edge of the courtyard on the ground floor, having a quick look inside a couple of the bars before moving on. Eventually entered a bar called Play Skool where the dancers were wearing bikinis where I had a drink before moving on. Other bars visited as I moved my way up the building were:

Mercury (bikini)

Mandarin 2nd floor (topless)

Mandarin 3rd floor (topless)

Erotica 2nd floor (topless, skirts and no knickers)

Erotica 3rd floor (topless)

DC10 (topless and g strings with some hands on action for guys who had a girl sitting with them)

Angelwitch (choreographed show featuring some nudity)

Rainbow 4 (topless)

Spankys (topless)

Billboard (topless with a couple of nude girls soaping themselves up in a Jacuzzi.

There were also a few others which I poked my head into (including a couple of ladyboy bars) , but didn't like the look of and then moved on. Upon having done the round of the top floor it was after midnight and I was feeling a bit run down so I decided to head downstairs and back to the hotel.

Reaching the ground floor again I passed a bar called Pretty Lady which I hadn't looked into earlier. Took a quick look past the curtain covering the doorway at a fairly typical bar with about 8 dancers on stage and one dancing on a table on one side of the bar. They were all wearing bras and miniskirts. I was about to move on when the dancer closest to the door lifted her skirt to reveal that she wasn't wearing any underwear. At this point, little Toby took over and I went inside sat down on a bar stool at the edge of the stage and ordered a beer. The girl who had lifted her skirt was now dancing next to me and had stepped up on to the raised section of the stage around the edge. I was at eye level with her skirt though so couldn't see anything though. The guy who had been guarding the door wandered over and started tapping his finger on the bar in front of me and was obviously trying to tell me something. At first I couldn't work out what it was but then looked down at where he was pointing and discovered that the raised bar section around the edge of the stage was a mirror. With the girl dancing right in front of me, all I had to do was look down at the bar and could see all she had to offer.

After a visit to the men's room, I came back and the first girl was gone, but another had taken her place. She was a bit darker skinned and a bit larger build than most Thai girls, not fat, just built more like a western woman. I bought her a drink and when she's finished her dance stint, she came and sat on the bar stool next to me and after fooling around a bit she started asking the inevitable question about bar fining her. Having had sex a few hours ago I wasn't intending to do so again, but little Toby didn't agree.

We headed off to the hotel room for what was probably the best sex I've had in a while. She didn't do anything particularly spectacular, we just clicked and what followed worked really well. It was sort of like she only had one orgasm, but it lasted half an hour.

Afterwards we went back to the Pretty Lady for another drink before they closed.

Cost: 600 baht for the bar fine and then 2000 baht for her (2000 is a bit expensive but I didn't mind) $84 all up.