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A Snowy December Day in Darmstadt.
I planned out of my eight days this past week to spend three at Sharks and five at that disgusting day care center up in Dietzenbach where the lowest of the lowest class of mongers in Germany go to fuck nasty trashy women that get fucked up to 15 or 20 times a day but ended up spending seven days with the dirtballs at Alice's and only one day in the town of Darmstadt with the distinguished fine gentleman who like to feed their classy and beautiful Sharks like Mandy, Evita and Helen crisp 50 e and 100 e notes that are almost impossible to separate they are so crisp and clean while the day care center attendees hand their Gypsies crumpled up and greasy 20's, 10's and 5's. I also realized I was sacrificing great wellness centers and delicious meals for a rundown shit sauna and a stadium style food warmer full of sausages that float in filthy semen laced waters as guys simply can't stop using their hands. Guy cums in girl, girl wipes up his cum with paper towel, guy is gentleman puts it in garbage can than before he showers sticks his hands in the sausages. Yep, that's lunch for 7 days!
I was there the day Mandy was handed a red container from an Asian, I certainly can not be the only one who noticed, or maybe I was. Either way we can start with Mandy.
Ms. Mandy Sharks: Mandy was not hard to pick out, than again I knew exactly who I was looking for. Much has been said in the forum as to her looks ranging from hot to ' She does not do it for me' and I would have to say I think she is a looker and one of the better looking options on the floor the times I have been there. She puts to shame the crap we have to fuck here stateside. Unfortunately I can not compete with the endless Asian money nor the home court advantage the Germans have to get an appointment with her so in time perhaps I will just get lucky and she will not have back to back appointments lined up all day and I will be able to spend some quality time with her. You guys are lucky to have her as a permanent fixture to enrich your lives. Good things come to those who wait, I will one day get lucky. Her virtual geldautomat is still intact and ready for her to peel the leaves of Euros off as she feels fit from her money tree.
Towels: It is no secret I have an aficionado for items from Sharks that are used to wrap around ones' waste but I am proud to say my collection is complete. I do have a confession to make regarding the white towels. I just could not resist nor control myself, I actually own two of them, I took one last time as well when I snagged the pink towel. I hope in the Holiday spirit I can be forgiven for taking one more than I needed, one of each item is fair. This time I had to upgrade and get one of the black ones that was larger as I have been eating too well these days, kind of like the girls at Alice's; they have all put on a few pounds for the winter. I also needed to get a sauna wrap and hopefully Dieter will not get upset but I highly doubt he will notice. I was also happy to find out that my aficionado for collecting towels is not unique to me. That will be covered in the next section.
Making Amends for the mix up of girls: On a previous visit to Sharks my eyes played tricks on me, no pun intended and I was very upset with myself. Well I can say the situation was entirely rectified (with the help of a nice guy) and the lady who was the one I desired last trip ended up getting her Euros. The situation was explained to her and we ended up in a zimmer. At the end of our session after she spit out my DNA I told her I loved the new towels. She asked me if I came with a bag. I found it kind of odd and told her I always did and she replied ' just put one in your bag no one will know' to which I replied ' Do guys actually take towels' and her reply was ' all the time, all of my clients have one. If not more. ' I would like to say more about how the foul up was explained and how it was fixed but if I did and I know this may sound difficult to wonder how but two girls and one male participants real life identities or handle could be revealed and that is not going to happen. All that matters is that all ended well with the young lady. She stays on pay roll. Bareback Blow Job, Fucking non-Dietzenbach style and Cum In Mouth were enjoyed for 100 Euros.
Anka: Anka was simply in the right place at the right time to earn her Euros. It was actually right about the same time Mandy received her gift from the Orient. It was very early in the day, the floor was not yet packed with girls and the place looked more like a subway car in a Tokyo train station. They were freaking everywhere. I could have sworn I was in a club somewhere in Asia nothing ' Germany' stood out. Bunch of white girls, a few white guys and tons of Zero's buzzing over head running the show with Mandy and Helen probably sitting there with them in their hairy cockpits one hand on their dicks if they can find them the other hand in their wallets taking any amount they wish out. I really have to offer a ' congratulations' to the Asians as all is fair in love and war and we can not blame guys with money for doing what they have to do for some hot pussy, sometimes money has to be used as a weapon and may the best man win regardless of race, religion or home country. Good job guys, hope you enjoyed the white meat. But did you all really have to destroy FKK Mainhatten? I really loved that place. I know it is not all your guys' fault as the owners of that club can threaten ' Holy Hell' on the girls (they are no longer Angels either) but in the holiday spirit could you all please give one of the clubs back to us poor white men who journey around the world for the same pussy? Just for one month, maybe? Either way happy holidays to all you gents from the Far East.
I know the Germans probably do not give a shit, they have the home court advantage over all of us and can patiently wait for the days the ' Evita's and Helen's' just happen to be available for the pickings and jump in. Congratulations to them too, they live in a fun country not an ass backwards country ruled by the religious right brainwashed nightly except for Saturdays and Sundays on Fox News by the likes of Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson getting rich bullshitting millions such as southern racists, the NRA (whose supporters purchase weapons not needed for self defense that our founding fathers never would have intended for) , NASCAR fans with English speaking skills worse than some of the Dietzenbach girls as well as uneducated white trash albeit high skills in some cases in the rust belt too lazy and stupid to move to where jobs are as well as coal miners and their wives who cheer on the stock market at his rallies in West Virginia when they own zero stocks to begin with nor can they afford to buy in now and instead gave us Donald Trump in pure anger that should have been directed at themselves. I really apologize for my fellow citizens guys, it will not happen again. Please forgive my country, we are all not like that at all.
Ok, off my political rant, back to the time when Mandy got her red gift box from the Asian which was about the time I took a seat at the bar. I had already been approached by many and I felt too much aggressiveness and / or vibes that they would not be good picks, something was just ' missing' so to say. At the same time that darn Kamagra 100 MG Viagra pack was just killing me and my dick was almost at full mast just sitting there. I seriously at that point would have fucked any pussy in the club with one exception, yes, you guessed it. The infamous fat Chinese pig. I needed somebody and somebody fast. Anka was standing next to the bar where I was seated. She made eye contact with my eyes and came down my way. I however made eye contact with her breasts. I think she said she was Romanian, I was more fixated on her tits wondering what her pussy would look like when her legs were spread open. She isn't a slim or tall girl, larger boned if I can remember correctly. I could be off a little, it was a 20 fuck week, like the tutes themselves I simply can not remember. Correction, the tutes remember everything. One Shark I fucked remembered the exact room and location and positions we fucked in months later even with god knows how many men in between. Anka is middle of the road for the club I would say on looks and body but has great tits and she seems very sweet. She did not demonstrate any arrogance or that ' you should be honored I chose to work as a prostitute and thus am doing you a favor by being here to fuck you and take your Euros ' attitude so many in the club (s) these days do. She did not even get a chance to solicit me to go to the room I just said ' Let us go, 50 E half hour' and she took me upstairs.
My 50 E sessions are just suck and fucks. Occasionally I will eat pussy and it is usually offered up in the 50 sessions. My attitude is ' Just suck my dick, get me hard put me in your pussy let me pound you quickly and shoot my load and open the door and let me out'. To each our own. Before getting started I made sure to let Anka know just a suck and fuck would suffice. She gives a very good blowjob, one that is much to my liking and she takes me all the way in (most can, I think the moyal took off more than just the foreskin but I was drunk on red wine, can not remember and I was only 8 days old) but it certainly made Anka's job easy. She involves eye contact the whole time and will invite your balls and sac to the party as well. Once I was sufficiently hard that evil piece of rubber known as a condom was slid on. She got some lube and rubbed it on the tip of the condom and lowered herself on to me. As she lowered on to me I got a nice visual of her labia, long and thin with slight folds and a little gap in between the left and the right side with a small amount of dangling, not a bubble gum wad like my favorite Hungarian. A few minutes later she got a little tired (In Dietz I would have cum already) so we switched to missionary. I pounded and pounded but I could not feel any pussy, those god dam things (I even brought my own) are such a buzz kill. Well it was Anka's lucky day. I offered her another 50 E to assist me in a non-vaginal finish that would be much to my liking and feel a little better. It did not take long and she finished me off as my eyes were closed thinking about Mandy (whose services were probably being offered to an Asian man who outbid the others) and we cleaned up and wrapped up in towels and went to the money locker. She was handed a 100 E note and I got the ' thanks for the money you john kiss' (not a knock on Anka, 95% of them do this, at all clubs I have been to and for that matter at Alice's too) and off she went to the door to the ladies area, the same door that 40 minutes prior Mandy walked in to with a red gift from the Orient.
Lunchtime / The Fat Chinese: Nothing new here, after paying Anka is was time to eat. I started with the non-Asian buffet items and loaded up on potatoes, beef, pork, two rolls of bread and sat in the large area with all the television sets and long tables. I forgot a napkin, said ' fuck it' and just used a towel to wipe my mouth and fingers off; they get washed anyway, if not stolen. I ate all my meat first as I like to soak my potatoes in all the gravy to kill the plate and / or use the bread to mop it up. I happened to at that time notice about 5 chairs down an Asian man, the same one who handed Mandy the red gift. I wanted to pick up my mashed potatoes and throw them at him and splatter them all over him for being part of the reason upselling is so rife in the Frankfurt area and that Mainhatten was destroyed by thousands of Zero's with Euro bombings but realized that was childish behavior, the kind of behavior that only men who go to Alice's Adult Day Care Center in Dietzenbach would be guilty of. I decided to pass on the potatoes and I did not throw them at the Asian man as I was simply being a child and was jealous that I did not get to Mandy. I got up from the table and went to the short line at the Asian buffet but first I had to put my tray up and in walking to the tray carts I saw the fat Asian pig. I took an inventory of her plate. It was piled high with lo mein noodles, the beef dish, tons of duck, egg rolls and mashed potatoes as well. Additionally she had one of those square bowls full of the chicken curry. Now which one of you guys is going to fess up to fucking her? I have been to Sharks now about 15 times and seen her there every time and she has club fees to pay too, lodging, overhead etc. So somebody is fucking her. Well, it was my turn in line and I ordered up a plate of everything behind the counter, put that red chili hot sauce over everything and went back to my table, saw the gift giving Asian Mandy lover and decided to sit elsewhere not out of anger at him but because I decided to be a grown man yet pout in defeat. No wonder I belong at Alice's. I hope that man enjoyed Mandy's company and a safe flight back to Asia. I finished my meal and went to relax in the wellness center downstairs. Prior to leaving the restaurant I took my tray and plates up to the container and the fat Chinese pig was still eating. This time it was a plate of rice smothered with either that turkey or pork dish.
Wellness Center: Finally the steam room was working! First time ever in months since I started going to Sharks that the fucking thing was working at full power, it was about fucking time. Besides the steam room at the East Bank Club in Chicago this is the best steam room I have been in. Beautiful lights that change color on the ceiling, light music playing in the background and that steam blasts out of that jet very hard and hot, I figured out ' the hot' way why they have that white strip down the middle to not put your feet along it. My only complaint is it would be nice if the male guests would shut the fuck up in that area and let folks relax in peace. It is quite rude to disturb others relaxing and I heard German, English and Asian languages all being spewed out. All of us are equally guilty of disturbing the peace. However, the steam room itself worked wonders on me and it was so clean as well and did not smell and stink to high hell of sweat and filth. We have a place here called 24 Hour fitness which is the last steam room I was in that was not in Germany and it is the exact opposite. It is disgusting and dirty, full of disgusting white trash, ghetto folks from the hoods and fat disgusting pigs that truly justify a tax on sugared products and they also make disgusting fat Germans that go to Dietzenbach look like Tom Cruise sprawled out on red cum stained couches and everyone sits on paddleboards so they don't have to sit in a fungi bath of low class scumbags. Even an aficionado of Dietzenbach would find this club beneath them. I cancelled my membership there after a week, paid the annual fees up front and never will step foot in such a shithole again. There is actually a very nice gym with 19.99 e membership per month on Voltastrasse that had nice looking German folks going in and out not like the lowest class of American citizens such as this club back home. I must say the Sharks regulars are very lucky to have such nice facilities (the outdoor sauna and pool in the summer were top notch as well and not like our white trash clubs) and the upstairs hot tubs are extremely comfortable and it was nice sitting in those tubs especially the little one when Aphrodite leaned over to proposition me to go in one of the igloos upstairs but I was relaxing but I did promise her I would not forget her, nor will I. I did notice the lights in the hot tubs seemed to be flashing not sure if they changed the bulbs and put in delay switches, if there was an electric issue but I actually liked the effect. Had I ' been ready' at that moment I would happily have sat on the edge of either tub with The Lady Aphrodite naked in the water sucking me off, in accordance with the German law of course. More on the Lady Aphrodite in 2018, much more on her to come. I found her to be a very pretty gal much like one lady who is discussed in this forum non-stop ' beating a dead Whorse style' who is said to have decided to hunt mainly Asians, one who actually admitted to a Sharks regular (actually a few) she does not want to fuck whites, Turks or blacks in general if she does not have to as fucking Asians per her preserves her pussy for future work and later in life she can leave the business with a fully intact set of labia not torn to pieces as well as hundreds of thousands if not more Euros converted exclusively from Yen and a fully intact vagina still very tight as if nothing ever entered it for years except for the men she truly loves crushing the hearts and fantasies of the guys she chops of her list when a richer man from Asia bumps one of his own or when times she simply lies she is busy when she is really fucking the living shit out of a man on her own time, shuddering and shaking with multiple orgasms back to back and for free and pumped by men that she actually has feelings for. I actually genuinely respect this lady for her business model and if American tutes took a page out of her book they would actually be able to make rent at the end of the month and not reduce rates 25-40 percent effectively giving their pussies away and spending half of what they did earn on items that get used up in a matter of minutes. Congrats to this lady on her successful career that I simply can not afford to be a part of but do enjoy stories of ladies in this industry that will one day walk with their heads held high not hung in shame with no money at all, a blown out pussy, a credit score of under 600 at most and most likely a deadbeat daddy (often multiple) who can not afford his (their) court mandated child support payments. She will one day build herself a huge house, drive a fine car and travel the world with men she really gives a shit about. Her exit will be much like Andy Dufrane's escape from Shawshank prison when he drives along the Pacific Coast to live out his dreams in Mexico with the sun shining bright, the blue waters of the Pacific ' that have no memory' in the background and a huge grin on his face. I too will do the same as Andy except in Europe. Congrats to you all know who. God bless her. Warm wishes to her for a healthy and happy New Year. As they say in Spanish, 'Hecho muy bien' but if she doesn't understand or speak Spanish I shall say ' Du hast es sehr gut gemacht'. I quit my German lessons by the way, too hard for me. I do however know how to say 50 and 100 which is all that really matters.
I spent about an hour and a half or so between the steam, sauna and cold water dunk bath. Upon my final shower and completion of my wellness session I chugged a few cups of water as I had been to stay hydrated and noticed some very nice sauna wraps, German kilts, whatever they are called. I wrapped up in towels and grabbed a sauna wrap for myself and went to check my phone in the locker and tossed Dieter's wrap in said locker next to the large black towel to be taken home later. I sucked down another gel pack of Viagra now that my food was fully digested and went Shark hunting.
' I Love Lucy' : 70 years gone, she is back! Many Sharks were talked too, and several were of interest even this one from Ghana but I didn't want dark meat. Not this trip. Our dark meat options are pathetic where I live so I probably will in the future fuck one of the Africans in back probably that one from Ghana or the other one who is tall and thin and pretty and her hair comes down to her ass who is constantly getting fucked every time I am there. The rest of the Africans there are worthless. Only Mrs. Ghana and that tall one are worthy of my Euros. My hunting was focused on that back section from the couches under the stairwell, past Little Africa to the chairs along the restaurant, the area I was told to look for Mandy when she is in sitting mode. My favorite Hungarian also hangs out there but not all the time. She moves around and I was proud to see her fuck a black man this trip. She found him on the backside of the bar sitting alone and had him in her grasps in less than two minutes and her pussy was probably stretched to capacity within ten minutes. I thought about fucking her before she hunted down the black man but I had my eyes locked in on someone else, someone I have been curious about since my very first day at Sharks. Several months ago I posted about a girl with blond hair and huge massive tits who often sits next to the Africans. If facing the back stage, the Africans are to the right, this girl I had wondered about sits to the left of the pole right next to Little Africa. This girl was all of a sudden there, hadn't seen her all day maybe she comes out at night to play, like Turkish men do. I was sitting in Mandy's (and my Hungarian's) section staring at her and rubbing my dick under my towel to see if it was ready. Speaking of that I might be part German after all, I notice the local Germans at Dietz touching their dicks as well. I know it is classless but than again Laura, Bianca and Emi sit on couches at Alice's with their legs spread open and pussy in full view and their hands covering themselves rarely. I am therefore entitled to do quality control to make sure I am ready.
I had been fixated on that girl who sits on the stage next to the blacks. I went up and approached her by the fish tank when she was hunting herself. Just from her looks one would think she is arrogant but she was actually a very nice girl (at least to me.) I thought she would be a gamble but 50 E is a few bad hands at the blackjack table. Low risk high reward. ' If I win great it is off to Dietz tomorrow and if this turns out to be a muffed mistake punt so what, I am still off to Dietz tomorrow for 'Gypsy pounding. ' I said Hello, and she introduced herself as Lucy. She says she is Czech. She started giving me the old ' Is this your first time here' line of questioning so I quickly put that to rest. Guys, never ever tell a Shark or any FKK girl it is your first time, that is fish food and you will already be behind in the game of negotiations. Use some fucking common sense please. She says she used to be a Palace girl, not sure if she is new to Sharks as of recently or if she left Palace ages ago or if she ever even worked at Palace. She does look like a Palace girl and resembles that plastic Barbie doll look I have bumped in to elsewhere including Sharks where a girl told me she used to work at Palace. To me she has a porn star look, huge tits, perfect lips and imo a pretty girl even though there is some silicone, ok, a lot of silicone. My gut is for the GFE loving guys she may not be it but for the guys who just want a quick suck and fuck (like Turkish men apparently do, maybe I am part Turkish too) from a huge pair of tits, fake blond who is very nice she may fit the bill for you. She was super nice and sweet to me. I decided I would see her. She first wanted to have a smoke so we chilled at her perch next to Little Africa. When she finished her fag off we went to a room and we walked past the four Africans standing there like they do on Vermont Avenue in Washington DC waiting for a car with license plates from most often suburban Maryland or Virginia to pull up with a lonely white man behind the wheel and pick them up and go park in some lot and blow them knowing the cops do not give a shit. I was one of those drivers about 25 give or take a few years ago, probably about the same time a cute little baby by the name of Mandy was born. I even drove one of them up Massachusetts Avenue to NW and fucked her wearing two condoms on the grounds of the National Cathedral. She took me to one of those corner rooms under the fish tank. I ordered a ' Doner Kebab quick suck and fuck' . Lucy's blowjob was mind blowing, non rushed, and lasted a good ten minutes if not more, possibly 15. I thought she would be a two minute suck you until hard, fuck you and finish you off fast type which is all I really want but I found her to be quite the opposite. She faced me the whole time, made very good eye contact and I decided rather than ask her to fuck me as I wanted in her pussy very badly to just enjoy until she was ready. She shifted and sat to my left and I watched her blow me while looking at her pussy lips. She gave me a good show and spread her legs open to allow me more visual pleasure. I think she didn't rush me as she knows I will be in Germany frequently, and I do expect her to work me over for more money next time and she can have it! Next time I will eat that beautiful pussy and shove my tongue as deep in it as I can and she said she would permit such and mentioned no additional fee. She continued to blow me in a manner I enjoy very much almost to the point of getting me to blow. Finally it was time for the next part, that of fucking me and she grabbed the condom I brought with me (I have yet to 'Dietz' a Shark, one of these days) and rolled it down my pecker and lubed up her pussy and got on top of me. That girl rode me hard, even got on her feet and made an effort, exerted much energy and fucked me with enthusiasm and desire even though she was getting paid. She just slammed away at me, up and down non stop, maybe the reverse of how a Turk would fuck a hooker her except she did the fucking. To give her some support I even put my hands under her tushy while I slammed up in to her to meet her downward thrusts. However she did get tired so we switched and I did the pounding. This was one of the few times I can remember where I could stay rock hard and actually get some fucking sensation buried deep in a well lubricated plastic bag in a beautiful vagina and eventually I felt a good powerful one coming on and by the grace of God (all Gods but Allah count, good Gods) I was able to actually flood a condom and I came very hard inside of Lucy's thick lipped pink vagina thrusting deep inside with each squirt like a good Turkish man fucks his girlfriend before and after he drops her off for work (except they get to slam them Dietz style.) No BJ or HJ needed, I actually blasted one off inside a plastic bag as this woman had me very excited and worked up and I was very proud of myself. I also did not have to think of Mandy! . Lucy and I got cleaned up, I handed her 50 E and got not only a kiss but an actual ' Thank you it was nice meeting you' , zero request for a tip and off she went in to the same door that Anka walked in to with my 100 E note and for that matter the same door Mandy walked in much earlier in the day carrying a red container from the Orient. I would also bet anything that red container was not empty and something of good value was in there. I went to the Mens' lockers, took a shower and washed precious and darling Lucy off me and reentered the battlefield, I felt there was time for one more load. I am not so sure Lucy would be for everyone but if you guys do not want her I will happily fuck her on each trip to Germany if I go to Sharks. I know, she probably liked me because I was easy work with low demands.
However, you guys must understand that 50 e for what you all consider the bare minimum to us Americans is simply pure heaven and if you all have trouble understanding this I completely respect such and understand as would you all if you were to look at the local ads throughout the United States. Most of the guys in the USA are very wise and often complain about prices, looks, service, quality and I do not blame them one bit. This is why I play in Europe now.
At about 11 PM or so I returned to my locker, took a shower and got dressed, zipped up my bag with the black towel and the sauna wrap it in and walked out of Sharks with two apples (one for each stolen item) and hopped a cab to the Bahnhof. It was a great time at Sharks and I loved the fact it was snowing when I left and the roads of Darmstadt were covered in a light white powder. It was a very exciting ride back in to Frankfurt thinking of my fun day with the ladies at Sharks and my new towel and sauna wrap. Somehow I did not get on the S5 ended up on some train that made zero stops between Darmstadt and Frankfurt. I probably had the wrong ticket purchased too and would have been out 60 E if the DB guys checked tickets but the train got to Frankfurt in no time. I got some late night food, went to bed as I was aiming to get some good sleep, have a good breakfast and get on the 09:39 S2 train (The Creampie Express) to make it to day care in Dietzenbach the next day for the 20 e entry. All the ladies I fucked at Sharks that day were great ladies who provided me the services that I desired.
In summation, I envy all of you guys and girls having a blast daily at FKK Sharks and look forward to my roughly 50 booked days in Germany in 2018 and that is just thru June 4. Once the winter passes and the outdoor gardens open I look forward to continuing my adventures in Germany in the NRW and need to get over my phobia of driving a car over there. As stated elsewhere I humbly admit I do have much to explore in Germany but one has to learn FKK 101 first and FKK 102 after. I'll get there, I am trying.
Best wishes for a Happy and Healthy New year and Merry Christmas to all of us, that is the ones who made it this far.
KC.
P.S. I have attached a picture of Mandy's virtual money tree in hopes of getting lucky in 2018 as well as a picture of my evil black cat enjoying my recent items courtesy of Shark's Management.
P.S. S. A very special thank you to our fine German hosts who ultimately keep these girls around for us to enjoy, in the holiday spirit I must pay my respects to the home team.