Top 10 Must do Things in Angeles City
As you would agree, Angeles City is one big stinking shit hole which no one in their right mind would ever visit it if it wasn't for the bars. Given that you are going to be stuck in this hell on earth for a few days, how do you pass the time when you are not pounding Pinay pussy? You need to get really creative to make it into a memorable holiday and not just remembered for how many 5'0' Asian babes you conquered.
Here are the Top 10 things you must do in Angeles City, besides picking up in the Walking Street bars.
1. Take your instant girlfriend for dinner or lunch at Fortune Tea House at SM Clark Mall. She will think you are a millionaire and are going to present her with a marriage proposal. Incidentally, the food there is quite tasty and is international standard Chinese. Certainly makes a change from eating Kenny Rogers, Chow King, KFC, Jollie Bee or any of the hundred other fried chicken joints in AC.
2. Have a Jenlipsun Massage. Most of the dozen or so shopfront massage parlors in AC maintain an image of respectability by not overtly offering HJ as part of the deal. I have never been offered a HJ, nor have I asked any of the masseuses for one at the shops. This is where the Jenlipsun massage takes a life of its own. It is purely a balls and cock massage and no one is hiding the fact. You will come across a number of pretty young girls wearing colored nurse type uniforms at the entrance gate to Walking Street. These are the masseuses who provide a mobile massage service to your hotel room. Collect a calling card from one of these girls and call the number when you get to your hotel room. Ask for the Jenlipsun massage. Within 10 minutes, a hot young thing will be sitting astride you and milking your balls for every last drop of cum. Simply sensational. The girl I got took her top off and was quite OK with me playing with her titties. Even if you call the number and request a normal massage (eg Swedish), the girl will upsell you the Jenlipsun two minutes into the normal massage. I defy you to resist when she has already started to massage your balls! She then cuts out her boss for the extra amount.
3. Sit at the front counter at Kokomos at 6. 00 pm for dinner and watch the world go past. You will see the bar girls all reporting for their shifts. Street urchins will continually harass you to buy everything from machettes, fake viagra, pirated porn, fake iphones etc all while you are trying to sip your SML in peace. All part of the experience. Obviously no one in AC has heard of Pirate Bay or VPNs, hence they still sell hard copies of pirated DVDs.
4. Visit the Perimeter Bars at least once. Makes a nice change from bigger bars on Fields Avenue. The Perimeter Bars are cheaper and you will find some gems there.
5. Buy some imported alcohol at the Field Avenue supermarket to drink on your vacation or to take back home. 700 ML Barcardi Rum is around PHP 350 which is probably the lowest in the world. Might even be cheaper than in Tijuana or at Ralph's in LA.
6. Try the balut from the street vendor. In case you don't know, it is boiled, fertilized quail egg. That is, the embryo has already formed. I saw a bar girl eat a cup full of this shit and I almost threw up. She did offer me one to try when she caught me staring at the contents of the cup. However, feel free to take up the challenge.
In true travel writer fashion, I tried very hard to come up with 10 things. But unfortunately, I couldn't get there. There simply isn't anything else noteworthy about AC. Perhaps someone else could complete this list.
Yes!! Say it's a shit hole!!
[QUOTE=SirLancelot;1726200]Nice list but I have to disagree with you about Angeles being a 'stinking shit hole' and 'hell on earth'. You make it sound like Beirut to anyone who hasn't been before and I'd hate that comment to put people off. Although I do agree that there isn't a lot of touristy stuff to do during the daytime, I find Angeles a perfectly pleasant to stay. It's not too hot or dusty, poverty-stricken, busy, littered with rubbish, noisy, smelly and with grid-locked streets like other mongering hot-spots. People are laid-back and friendly. If you want to dilute your girlie adventures with a bit of tourism, go to Palawan, Donsol, Bohol or the Banaue Rice Terraces. Philippines has plenty of options and flights are cheap. Angeles is all about the girls. If you want to combine girls with tourism, consider Cebu, Puerto Galera or Subic Bay.
Regarding Pattaya v Angeles, on my recent trip I went with my friends Owen and Macca, both veterans of dozens of trips to Pattaya. It was their first time in Philippines (largely based on my glowing reports) and they loved Angeles to such a degree they've already booked to go again later this year! Pattaya is more exciting and there are more ways to meet girls, from soapy massage parlous to go go bars, seedy soi 6 to the nightclubs. But it's more expensive, long-time is nowhere near as prevalent and it's much harder to find the girlfriend experience.[/QUOTE]Lance, It's futile to correct this kind of thinking, actually the opposite would be in order here.
Yes it is!! It's aliving, breathing shit hole so don't go! Engine Joe is right! AC is the worst place to be in the daytime, a literal "Shit Hole" Eww! Some will get on you.
Don't go there.
I agree-spread the word, especially in Korea
[QUOTE=Socker;1726260]
Yes it is!! It's a LIVING BREATHING shit hole so don't go! Engine Joe is right! AC is the worst place to be in the daytime, a literal "SHIT HOLE" [URL]eww!!!......SOME[/URL] WILL GET ON YOU! DON'T GO THERE! LOL![/QUOTE]First of all I did nothing but mongering. No time for anything else. Morning, day and night. Never even made it to the mall across my stay at the ABC. If it would not be for Master Monger I would not see any of the Perimeter road or Raymond and Santos. But I do have to agree with you Socker, I would definitely not have people visit AC and be exposed to such toxic environment, and all that shaved pussy. I read similar reports about Sosua and how much of a shithole it was, and they were right. Beautiful beach, good food, all body types and skin colours. It was so awful that I had to visit again just to make sure. Will do the same with AC. Just kidding EJ! Good reports!