Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

Guys,

Just went here and had the worst massage experience of my life. The girl that provided massage for me literally did not know what she was doing and thought knifing my balls with her nails was something a man enjoys. She clearly did not want to be there or even fake likening her job while servicing customers. She continued to knife my balls even after I told her to stop! I'm still in pain. Even her perfunctory massage skills was a joke even before the flip where her fingers were just skating on the thick film of oil she continued to apply on my back. All in all a waste of time and money.

To add insult to injury, I called and told the Mamasan there and immediately got defensive on me. I hung up because I did not want to waste any more time with this place.

You have been warned.

[QUOTE=JAKarl;2210031]There was about 5 police men at Snow White this morning.

Also outside Mango, Kiss Massage and Honey Bee I saw a lot of Police officers.

Does anyone have any idea about what is going on, except the usual bribes.
[/QUOTE]This seems to have been under reported in general. Police raids have occurred in quite a number of MPs in Sukhumwit about 2 or more weeks ago, especially in the areas having a lot of sex MPs I guess, from Soi 7/1 to Soi 26 at the least. I heard there were Television news crews as well at some locations, so I guess we don't want to be an MP at time of a raid and wind up on the TV.

The police are cracking down, especially on the usual things like girls not old enough, foreign workers (non Thai) etc. So Cambodian, Laos, Myanmar girls have been kicked out. I known a Laos girl who can't work at the MP any more. I am sure they also check for drugs, and any other illegal things.

This is similar to raids on the gogo bars that happened quite some time ago. That resulted in temporary closures of some bars too, and foreign girls kicked out.

Also heard of girls in other shops not turning up to work since informed the police were there.

Most MP owners will be tax evaders (and money launderers if making huge money) most likely, so possible they can be caught out for that like Nataree in the past.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2215729]This seems to have been under reported in general. Police raids have occurred in quite a number of MPs in Sukhumwit about 2 or more weeks ago, especially in the areas having a lot of sex MPs I guess, from Soi 7/1 to Soi 26 at the least. I heard there were Television news crews as well at some locations, so I guess we don't want to be an MP at time of a raid and wind up on the TV.

The police are cracking down, especially on the usual things like girls not old enough, foreign workers (non Thai) etc. So Cambodian, Laos, Myanmar girls have been kicked out. I known a Laos girl who can't work at the MP any more. I am sure they also check for drugs, and any other illegal things.

This is similar to raids on the gogo bars that happened quite some time ago. That resulted in temporary closures of some bars too, and foreign girls kicked out.

Also heard of girls in other shops not turning up to work since informed the police were there.

Most MP owners will be tax evaders (and money launderers if making huge money) most likely, so possible they can be caught out for that like Nataree in the past.[/QUOTE]Yes.

There was a drug raid at Snow White a few months ago.

I believe I wrote about that here. Almost half of the staff was busted doing drugs / having drugs in their possession.

They were not allowed to work for almost 2 weeks.

I don't think Snow White is the only MP that has had drug raids.

It would not be good to be seen on the news when the police raid an ML, I agree with you on that.

[QUOTE=JAKarl;2210031]There was about 5 police men at Snow White this morning.
Does anyone have any idea about what is going on[/QUOTE]To understand the behavior out of Thonglor one would need to understand the changes taking place at senior levels and the resulting disruption to existing relationships. Why this shop and not the one next door, why these shops and not all. Undocumented workers and other breaches are simply the excuses given.

[QUOTE=Jetjo776;2212923]Hi all,

Greetings from Dubai! I'm in town for a mates birthday before we head off to Hong Kong to meet up with our wider party, wanted to drop a quick report on my past few days activities for anyone who may find the information useful.

First up. Poseidon.

I've been to BKK a number of times and never made it to this place, but me and my mate were itching to check it out as, who knows, these things may be going the way of the dodo and wanted to see it before we lost the chance. We went up stairs to the first floor where co-pilot locked on immediately to a short haired 30's looking girl with a mile wide smile, and this was before we were even sat down and offered a drink! That was fast..[/QUOTE]Thank you Jet.

This really helps as I will be there from this weekend.

SR.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2215729]This seems to have been under reported in general. Police raids have occurred in quite a number of MPs in Sukhumwit about 2 or more weeks ago, especially in the areas having a lot of sex MPs I guess, from Soi 7/1 to Soi 26 at the least. I heard there were Television news crews as well at some locations, so I guess we don't want to be an MP at time of a raid and wind up on the TV.

The police are cracking down, especially on the usual things like girls not old enough, foreign workers (non Thai) etc. So Cambodian, Laos, Myanmar girls have been kicked out. I known a Laos girl who can't work at the MP any more. I am sure they also check for drugs, and any other illegal things.

This is similar to raids on the gogo bars that happened quite some time ago. That resulted in temporary closures of some bars too, and foreign girls kicked out.

Also heard of girls in other shops not turning up to work since informed the police were there.

Most MP owners will be tax evaders (and money launderers if making huge money) most likely, so possible they can be caught out for that like Nataree in the past.[/QUOTE]This is quite scary. Are the raids still on? I had planned to visit some of these locations when I arrive there this weekend.

Would anyone know if the customers are in trouble if there is a raid?

[QUOTE=BenPo69;2213883]I went there yesterday, the place is clean, girls are pretty and all young from my guessing, it was hard for me to make a choice and price start at 1700 bath for 1 h massage + happy ending. They also offer full service sex which start at 2400 for 1 hour. Great experience, I will go back![/QUOTE]Totally forgot about this place. Refreshed me with some memory of the old Akane: sneaking out for a quick happy ending while wifey was shopping nearby. The down side of the old Akane were no shower in the massage room and had to shower in an outside bathroom, and CBJ only and no FS. Glad that the new shop provides FS, would be sweet spot for gents traveling with their GF or wife to shag a sexy Thai gem when they are shopping nearby without going too far away.

So I take it these raids were just a part of doing business and checking for drugs and illegal workers? I plan on hitting Tulips, Snow White, Addict, Cherry and Bamboo when I arrive in November and would like to think they wouldn't be shut down.

Guys,

I'll be arriving BKK at 10.20 PM and by the time I reach Sukhumvit it'll probably be close to midnight. Which massage parlour is open after midnight? I know Tulip closes at midnight (which I usually go to not because they have great talent but at least no surprises). Any other place open say till 1 AM? Since I'm leaving 10 AM next day, need to find a place that is open. Not interested in Nana complex.

If anyone has taken her, can you provide a review?

You better bet is go go bar. By midnight, all parlors are closed and girls also tired.

[QUOTE=SunnyBoyPerth;2216715]Guys,

I'll be arriving BKK at 10.20 PM and by the time I reach Sukhumvit it'll probably be close to midnight. Which massage parlour is open after midnight? I know Tulip closes at midnight (which I usually go to not because they have great talent but at least no surprises). Any other place open say till 1 AM? Since I'm leaving 10 AM next day, need to find a place that is open. Not interested in Nana complex.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jetjo776;2212923]Hi all,

Greetings from Dubai! I'm in town for a mates birthday before we head off to Hong Kong to meet up with our wider party, wanted to drop a quick report on my past few days activities for anyone who may find the information useful.

First up. Poseidon.

I've been to BKK a number of times and never made it to this place, but me and my mate were itching to check it out as, who knows, these things may be going the way of the dodo and wanted to see it before we lost the chance. We went up stairs to the first floor where co-pilot locked on immediately to a short haired 30's looking girl with a mile wide smile, and this was before we were even sat down and offered a drink! That was fast. Off he went while I took a seat and got a beer to talk to my greeter and get the low down.

She explained the split, ranging from (and I've a shit memory so consider these as approximations) 3,200 to 3,600. A couple smiled and waved at me while we were talking but as it was around 3:30 in the afternoon, and a huge group of Japanese just swept through taking about 10 girls upstairs already, pickings were thin. Apparently it's was some holiday in Japan so loads are in town to vent their sexual frustrations. I ask about upstairs "models" and she sends me to the lift. Aside from a shit memory, I'm also horrible with accents so I THINK she told me 10th floor. I go up to an empty floor, have a look around to no avail, maybe think 11th and go up to that floor, nope. I then go back down to 1, but accidentally get off at 4 (I'm like mister bean at this point) when a couple of punters get in the lift looking glassy eyed. I ask the two girls in the lift lobby wtf I'm supposed to be going and one of them escorts me down to the 'model' level.

Again I take a seat, order another beer and sit with the greeter who goes over the numbers again. It was two tiers of 4 k, and there was 2 girls sitting at the bar who were 6+k. Now, maybe I'm also going blind but. None of these model types looked any better than the girls downstairs, except for the 6 k girls. One of them looked like some slight pixie from a hentai, thin but super shapely with a stunning face. I immediately ask about her, and the greeter calls her over for a chat. We sit and talk about enough to establish she speaks enough english for me, and confirm I'll take her. We go over to the cashier and settle up and up we go to our room. I asked her name, and she told it to me, and I'm like yup. Need to remember this for ISG. Do I remember the name? No. I'm useless. Anyway,

The room has a big bathtub and bed, with a couch in the corner. She calls some attendant who then comes and starts the bath while she undresses me and starts on a pretty limp wristed massage. Once the water is at a high enough level, she moves me over to the bathtub and starts a very pleasant rub down. Her body is fucking outstanding! I'm full masted in a heart beat, which gets a lot of soapy attention, she then washes the soap off and moves between the legs for a BBBJ. It was. Nice, but I'm not giving her any awards. The follow up tit-fuck was more my speed, if nothing else, because I got to watch it! At this point, She moves around to my back and finishes soaping me and washing me off and motions me to stand up. At this point, I'm having visions of slipping, hitting my head, and dying, wondering how this is going to be explained to my next of kin.

Making it to the bed, safely, she towels me off and I tell her it's my turn, and lay her body down to properly give her some attention. Alas, super ticklish, facial hair, mehhhhh. It's a disaster. I can't kiss or really even touch her without squeals and seizure like reactions. Fuck.

Whatever, I lay down, she goes for the worlds smallest condom (Honestly, I'm no heavy weight but what the fuck), wraps me up and proceeds to give me the most pathetic ride I think I've ever had. I roller her off me, turn her around into a spoon and take a bit of control of the situation and was, thankfully, able to finish after a couple of different positions. I think these girls service a lot of Japanese as she sounded like those girls in the jap porn, basically like I was killing her in a high pitch, not very sexy way. How I was able to finish, I'm not even sure as I was pretty over the experience at that point. She asks if I want massage and 2nd round and I declined, got dressed and went downstairs to have another beer and wait for my friend.

His report, in typical macho style, was - 'Oy mate she fucked me like yer mom! Wet and sloppy!' he's such a twat.

Second up. Mitu.

After RTFF and seeing the report about Nuru at Mitu, definitely wanted to check that off the list as I've never had the pleasure of it. I'm thinking this may need a booking so call and book the next morning session and head down with my mate again. We arrive and are presented with an ipad with all these girls, she selects the two. This time, because I can reference the website to jog my memory, I've got names! Hinata and Shiho. I let my mate pick first, because I'm such a nice guy, and he picked Hinata which was definitely the better looking of the two, but I'm ok with Shiho. She then flicked over on the ipad to show us a bunch of japanese censored porn picks to show example of the services. Nice touch.

We have a seat and they bring out some water and these little bottle of Lipovitan-the. I cracked one open and gave it a try and jesus fuck, it was horrible. Put it down and tried desperately to wash the taste out of my mouth. My girl came down first and we headed upstairs.

Room is divided in half, one area being the wet area and the other being a bed. Was pretty decent, from a quality stand point, so I'm happy. She starts with a good soapy shower where she worked all the nooks and crannies, she showers herself and I assist with all the nooks and crannies again and I must say, despite being a bit of a butter face, she's got a fantastic body. Super tight, perfectly proportioned, I'm pretty ok with this. Her english was good, she was chatty and friendly, and very playful. So far so good!

Once all showered she gets the mattress down and starts preparing the nuru gel and gets the mattress well coated and has me slide up on my stomach. I rest my head on a towel at the top of it and she goes to town. I can't even begin to describe what happens next but let's just say I learned a few things that day. Nuru is edible. It's tasteless. It's odorless. It's water soluble. It's basically the perfect sex lube! The shit she did. Well this time I had absolutely no problem finishing.

After this, she washed me and everything else down and then we headed to the bed for a fairly good massage and into a pretty standard round two, which again, I finished quite easily. She really is a sexual star. Was tight, energetic, beautiful body, and played the part of being really into it convincingly. I gave her a nice tip and came downstairs around the same time my mate was as well, bang on 90 minutes.

My mates report was uncharacteristically polite, saying he's now reset the bar for erotic pleasure (paraphrased, he's still a twat). The mamasan made a point of calling him "ohh you naughty man! To which he just blushed. He actually blushed! I'm not quite sure wtf happened in that room but it was certainly an experience I guess!

Third up. Snow White.

My mate flew out early AM but I've still got a day so I wanted to try an oily FS, as this is what I'm used to in Dubai and prefer. The soapies and nuru are interesting options, but my perfect sexual encounter is. Good looking girl, FS to start, followed by amazing oil massage, ending with another FS. It's a lot to ask for as it's a bit like asking a plumber to be a good electrician and model as well, but hey, we all aspire to great heights.

Anyway, I head in and there is about 8 girls on staff. Quite a few of them are smiles and waves, but all look on the much older side then I'm used to for a FS joint (again, Dubai standards here). The mamasan recommends one who has a pretty face and a big smile and. Dare I say, an ass?! I love a great ass so happily agree, her name is Sunny. (Post trip note, I RTFF pretty far back and realize she's a well reviewed girl, so I'll cut out the details and agree with the previous post. Some kid destroyed her small tits, and her stomach still retains baby damage, but god damn that ass and those legs.).

Started with soapy shower with a long and nearly climactic BBBJ in the shower. The shower alone was worth going back for! She used me as a loofah and was just hot as hell. We moved to the bed and into FS very quickly, made it from mish to dog before finishing in big style. She's got OK massage skills and kept scooching her vj against me as she massaged, which got me back up amazingly fast and in to a very long second round. I'm not usually an A-levels kind of guy but she convinced me, and lubed her ass up. She laid down on her stomach and I entered the backdoor straddling her and you know what? I may now be an a-level guy, what heaven! I finished again and we both lay there panting for a few before showering and heading out.

Fourth up. Some shit hole hole in the wall near my hotel.

I don't remember the name of the place as I don't even think it had a name. It had some darker skinned girl out front with braided pig tails and I just couldn't resist. I can find it on a map and give more details if anyone is actually interested, but yeah. I wouldn't be. Fairly traditional set up, beds with curtains separating, but I was only one there. Opted for body scrub and aromatherapy for 900 (2 HR), all of which was on one of these beds. After the scrub, which was nice enough, I had to shower myself (the indignity), and then the massage was fairly pathetic with no tease at all. Upon flip, and after she's finishing up on the last leg, I figure if I'm going to salvage this, I need to be proactive. I point to junior and make the universal sign for communal love, happiness, and general well-being (jerk off), and she nods, moves in between my legs far from where I could get my hands on her if I wanted to, lubes me up enough with oil to get me at attention, and cranks one out, dutifully. No haggling, which is good I guess? I do a better job though.

So, overall, 2 out of 4 experiences were great! Not bad, not bad.

I've got one day left and am considering Eden, but also want to look for my sweet spot of decent looking girl, FS, amazing massage. RTFF and it looks like Savannah may be that, but not FS, and really far away. So I dunno. I'll have a mooch around and if I run into anything interesting, will report back.

Love your city gents, have had a blast so far!

Jet.[/QUOTE]Nice report and good overview of the Bangkok MP scene.

I wouldn't worry about being in an MP when the news cameras are there. They always seem to respect the privacy of the punter but not the girl, the complete opposite of many western countries.

[QUOTE=SweetRolling;2215919]This is quite scary. Are the raids still on? I had planned to visit some of these locations when I arrive there this weekend.

Would anyone know if the customers are in trouble if there is a raid?[/QUOTE]Customers should not be in trouble unless caught doing girls too young which is unlikely. So like *****man says, no cause to be too concerned. I am sure I have done a girl not correct accidentally in the far past at ST Hotel (hard to tell with young mothers), but I always keep in mind to not be doing anything highly illegal and avoid that. If in big doubt, don't pick the girl or check the ID.

I have done girls not Thai nationals even recently, but I doubt I can be in serious trouble for that, even if they are quite illegal themselves. This is not Sweden or USA where get done for meeting a hooker. Guys fucking hookers is so normal in Thai society.

Continued from Pattaya post.

Despite a lackluster 2 days in pattaya for only being on the ground 48 hours I had already knocked the bottom out of two PRC and 2 thai pieces of ass, not too bad. However, I was looking forward to being back in the big mango and my normal hunting ground. I only had 2 days before setting off to Koh Samui and had the car drop me at the landmark to see what the front desk would do for me. I have tried booking in person a few times day of trying to get a deal and failed every time, this time included. They wouldn't even match what I could book online for on my phone while standing there, just foolish. So I went over to the couches booked the cheapest price I could find online for 2 nights which ended up being their own website and then went back to checkin and they upgraded me for free since I have stayed at least a dozen times there.

Despite being 4 girls deep only 1 was really in the win column so far so I wanted the sure thing. I messaged Emmi at SW who has been my go to girl at snow white for a few years now. We have a good rapport and true to form she performed great for me. She still has a nice slim figure and tits are small but no droop and that ass of hers is still tight despite the action it gets. I think her butt filled in a bit so it's actually better than being too skinny and not having anything to hold. It's really a shame shops like SW aren't getting more talent these days. I would be willing to pay more given the service. Also during the last year they updated the rooms a bit which has been a nice touch. I got a quick glance at the other girls but didn't see anything that interesting. Still for the money and performance SW is still a must stop for me every trip. I do miss Ninja and Benz though they were my previous regulars. Whenever I am in the area I always do a walkthrough of 24/1 and 24 usually before and after I session. I find it interesting to compare what I thought looked interesting before and after as that seems to shift once my head is reset. Can cam, addict, and 101 all had girls of interest but nothing to make me want to come back the next day to seek anyone specific out.