Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

Usually I like to fuck freelancers or just Thai girls I meet out and about or on dating apps, usually for free, but when hungover there's nothing better than just being looked after and having to put zero effort in. An excellent massage with HJ / BJ really does get rid of the hangover and makes for a good sleep afterwards. See also my report in Phuket Reports.

Anyway, to that end I tried Mitu a few weeks ago. Well reported here in terms of the Nuru service which was excellent, however as with most BKK massage joints the lineup in the book / website is always better than the real thing. I can't remember who I chose as she's not on the website lineup anymore, but she did look more voluptuous on the photos. While I usually go for slim ladies, the trick as I've found before with Nuru is definitely to choose a girl with curves. Big tits or a good size ass is a must. Skin and protruding bones don't fit well with B2 B. The lady was older and skinnier than the pics suggested although the service was top notch, but slightly expensive I thought at around THB 4500 from memory. Was a great 90 minutes but definitely a reminder to go for a more curvy lady when I seek out such a service again.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2220280]... Many girls can have quite sensitive clit or nipples and sometimes both. Does the sensitivity go away so easily? I doubt it, it is more like multiple things happening is distracting her from one single sensation, or she decided to go with it. ....
[/QUOTE]I think some types of sensitivity can go away easily. Because the sensation of touch is sometimes mostly in the person's mind, rather than in the place where the touch happens.

A good example is tickling. Exactly the same touch can either tickle or not tickle, depending on who touches and how. You can't tickle yourself, no matter how much you try. But a Thai lady can probably tickle you, if she makes it hard for you to predict where she will touch you.

This is because tickling happens mostly in the person's mind. Your mind tries to predict where the touching will happen, before it happens. You can predict it perfectly, when you touch yourself. But your Thai lady can make her touch hard for you to predict. And this kind of touching will probably tickle you. Sensitivity in this case depends on whether you can predict the touch or not.

The sensation of tickling is created by the person's mind. And the person's mind creates it only in some circumstances, but not in other circumstances.

It probably works likes this with excessively sensitive nipples too. The lady's high sensitivity is mostly in her mind. She feels it alright. But you can make it go away by touching her in a different way.

Some ladies expect guys to be rough with them. They expect the guy's touch to be painful. And that's what makes them so sensitive. Their mind creates a sensation of pain, when they see and feel a guy touching them.

But you can change the lady's expectation of pain by giving her a sensation of pleasure with your touch on her pussy and clit. When your touch on her pussy and clit is already giving her pleasure, then this changes her expectation of your touching in general, including your touching and sucking of her nipples. She starts to expect pleasure, rather than pain. And that's what stops her mind from creating a sensation of pain when you touch her nipples.

I don't think there is any dispute that the human mind creates the sensation of tickling. Because exactly the same physical touch can either tickle or not tickle. And if the human mind can create the sensation of tickling, then it's not hard to imagine that the human mind can also create other sensations, such as pain and pleasure.

Of course, not all sensations depend on expectations. It's only when there is some excessive sensitivity going on, then it can be mostly in the person's mind.

[QUOTE=Dan7373;2221476]
A good example is tickling. Exactly the same touch can either tickle or not tickle, depending on who touches and how. You can't tickle yourself, no matter how much you try. But a Thai lady can probably tickle you, if she makes it hard for you to predict where she will touch you.
[/QUOTE]Not for me. Tickling merely depends on the spot and how it is done. Soles of feet are ticklish always. Balls like to be tickled but is a sexy sensation, not at all ticklish. Many parts of the body not affected by tickling. I see relative consistency. My nipples are never sensitive. Just does not change. There is a feedback loop that makes self tickling less ticklish, but can be achieved if done right.

Being unprepared for it is a factor. Hence I mentioned when a girl is ready to go with it, she may change from finding nipples ticklish. So I guess I am partially agreeing but not completely. Simple reasons for inconsistency.

I admit everyone is more sensitive after missing out for a while. Girl slow to cum can cum quick if no sex for 2 weeks.

[QUOTE=DavidRim;2220929]While I usually go for slim ladies, the trick as I've found before with Nuru is definitely to choose a girl with curves. Big tits or a good size ass is a must. Skin and protruding bones don't fit well with B2 B. The lady was older and skinnier than the pics suggested although the service was top notch, but slightly expensive I thought at around THB 4500 from memory. Was a great 90 minutes but definitely a reminder to go for a more curvy lady when I seek out such a service again.[/QUOTE]Lord prices for an old girl. LOL.

That might be the most expensive Nuru in town. You might find a much cheaper girl at Chrome bar. LOL They did have the one okay Looking, although my last visit was long ago. Still if you were happy with value, okay.

I found very few Mitu girls even appealed to me in the pic book, and the one I selected wasn't there. A bit under whelmed by line up.

I do like soapies but was staying walking distance to Mitu and had read good things. It was a good service but not sure I'd return, although there was one girl I saw seeing out a punter who looked excellent. Always hard to tell from a book, much prefer the traditional fishbowl / girls on the sofa setup.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2221593]Lord prices for an old girl. LOL.

That might be the most expensive Nuru in town. You might find a much cheaper girl at Chrome bar. LOL They did have the one okay Looking, although my last visit was long ago. Still if you were happy with value, okay.

I found very few Mitu girls even appealed to me in the pic book, and the one I selected wasn't there. A bit under whelmed by line up.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DavidRim;2221629]... not sure I'd return, although there was one girl I saw seeing out a punter who looked excellent. Always hard to tell from a book, much prefer the traditional fishbowl / girls on the sofa setup.[/QUOTE]Agreed, and I like virtually unlimited time to review the line up too, not like Annies (a pretend Soapy for me. Not at all normal). Have to watch girls' facial expressions over time, like we were stalking them. Hard to asses the girl well by observation only and no conversation in a brief instant.

Many times the better girl is seen on the way out. LOL Mostly I see the best looking girl outside MPs in the daylight. Does not apply to soapies generally, although did follow a skinny girl No. 4 maybe, on motorbike to Annies once.

Just came back from a business trip through APAC and realized that I have not written any reports for a while. Part of the reason could be that my mongering times and opportunities are getting less and less.

I am not a big writer so please excuse the style.

First a short recap of a short stop over in Bangkok from last December.

I had about 8 hours to kill between flights and decided to head into town for a bit of relaxation.

I was really curious to try out one of these high end massage parlors. Looking at Google maps I found that La Belle is only a block away from the airport express station so the decision was made.

Getting there is a breeze and the building itself is easy to find. I went in an up a few stairs and entered the lobby. I was greeted by the papasan and shown to a table close to the stage" where the girls were waiting. Ordered a beer and checked out what was available. Since it was early afternoon (around three thirty?) the number of girls was not that high, maybe 10-15 on stage and 5 or six sideline girls at the bar to the right of the room. I asked the papasan for a recommendation and he pointed me to a small, short haired girl (shoulder length). I liked her instant smile and agreed.

Went to the cashier, paid 4400 Baht and up we went to the room.

The room was very large, a couch close to the entrance, a large bed with a mirror above it and a very big round bathtub and separate shower next to the bed. Everything was very clean and in good condition.

The girl turned on the water for the bathtub and the joined me on the couch.

A bit of touch and feel on both sides, heavy kissing, this started promising!

She then undressed herself first and then me. What a nice little and tight body! Absolutely beautiful!

We then went into the bath tub, where she proceeded to very gently clean my body very thoroughly, paying special attention to those parts where it feels good.

Mode kissing and groping, cuddling, a bit of blow job in between, yes this felt very good to me.

We then dried off and headed to the bed. She started to massage me a bit, it got more intense over time and we had a nice round with not much left to be desired. It was maybe a bit short, but that may have been due to me being a bit tired.

We lied next to each other cuddling for a while, when I tried to get here attention back to my member. She declined and said that she is not allowed to do more than one round. Not even a little bit of stroking. I was disappointed a bit and decided to leave. If I go there again, I will probably either take two girls or negotiate extended time and a second round.

Other than that it was a nice experience for a relatively high but in my opinion still reasonable price.

Whitetiger.

[QUOTE=WhiteTiger666;2222078]Just came back from a business trip through APAC and realized that I have not written any reports for a while. Part of the reason could be that my mongering times and opportunities are getting less and less.

I am not a big writer so please excuse the style.

First a short recap of a short stop over in Bangkok from last December.

I had about 8 hours to kill between flights and decided to head into town for a bit of relaxation.

I was really curious to try out one of these high end massage parlors. Looking at Google maps I found that La Belle is only a block away from the airport express station so the decision was made.

Getting there is a breeze and the building itself is easy to find. I went in an up a few stairs and entered the lobby. I was greeted by the papasan and shown to a table close to the stage" where the girls were waiting. Ordered a beer and checked out what was available. Since it was early afternoon (around three thirty?) the number of girls was not that high, maybe 10-15 on stage and 5 or six sideline girls at the bar to the right of the room. I asked the papasan for a recommendation and he pointed me to a small, short haired girl (shoulder length). I liked her instant smile and agreed.

Went to the cashier, paid 4400 Baht and up we went to the room.[/QUOTE]La Belle used to be a favorite of mine. I forget the name prior to La Belle but I liked it then too. My best soapy experience ever was at La Belle but I haven't been there in years. B4400 is a high price for me especially since I add a tip. I am curious about the selection. Were there a lot of pretty girls to choose from? Since Lord closed I haven't read any reports of a place with an excelelnt selection.

Hey guys,

Used to go to BKK a bunch but haven't been for many years now, wondering if anyone has suggestions for MPs with girls with DD+ tops, real or fake. Always been a difficult thing to find in the city especially when you never really know the lineup at each place and pictures just don't work out usually. Used to do mainly SW, Cherry, Addict, Annie's etc, since PSE is often the best IMO, but open for other styles, and been a few other random spots on one-offs and such, and its always a crap shoot on when I'm wanting to go and what girls are working at that time. But maybe this is better not at an MP and just go to Nana and browse around take a girl for ST? Suggestions welcome. Guess Pattaya could be an option as well? But I suspect its the same types of girls most of the time as the gogos in BKK, so often don't see the point of making the trek.

[QUOTE=WhiteTiger666;2222078]J I found that La Belle is only a block away from the airport express station so the decision was made.

Went to the cashier, paid 4400 Baht and up we went to the room.
The room was very large, a couch close to the entrance, a large bed with a mirror above it and a very big round bathtub and separate shower next to the bed. Everything was very clean and in good condition.

The girl turned on the water for the bathtub and the joined me on the couch. A bit of touch and feel on both sides, heavy kissing, this started promising! She then undressed herself first and then me. What a nice little and tight body! Absolutely beautiful! We then went into the bath tub, where she proceeded to very gently clean my body very thoroughly, paying special attention to those parts where it feels good.

Mode kissing and groping, cuddling, a bit of blow job in between, yes this felt very good to me.

We then dried off and headed to the bed. She started to massage me a bit, it got more intense over time and we had a nice round with not much left to be desired. It was maybe a bit short, but that may have been due to me being a bit tired. We lied next to each other cuddling for a while, when I tried to get here attention back to my member. She declined and said that she is not allowed to do more than one round. Not even a little bit of stroking. I was disappointed a bit and decided to leave. If I go there again, I will probably either take two girls or negotiate extended time and a second round.

Other than that it was a nice experience for a relatively high but in my opinion still reasonable price.

Whitetiger.[/QUOTE]Whitetiger, La Belle used to be my favorite high end soapy in BKK, but that was 3 or 4 years ago before I discovered the Lord. I found the service from Lord Girls was consistently higher. That is not to say I did not receive memorable and amazing service from certain La Belle Girls from time to time. I did. It was just not as consistent. Sadly, the Lord is dead. I miss it a lot, but we have to move on. Ha Ha. So, La Belle is back at the top of my list or near the top of my list.

I read your report with interest. If I understand it clearly, you received good service including vaginal sex and was happy. Your complaint is that you still had time on the clock and you wanted more. A 2nd round, and the girl would not comply. Have I got that right?

Ok here is the deal: most soapy girls will not give the customer a 2nd shot. Usually if there is still time left on the clock most soapy girls will cuddle or offer a massage. There ARE some horny soapy girls that don't stop, but good luck finding them beforehand. It is usually just the luck of the draw.

But there is a remedy to the situation you describe. I was in a similar situation a few years back with a stunning La Belle girl. She was just so hot and doing all the right things that I lost control and came way too soon. LOL. I had at least 30 minutes left on the clock and I wanted more, a 2nd round from the girl. So I just informed her that I wanted a 2nd round and I offered her a "big tip" if she would give it to me. This offer immediately perked her interest and she asked, "How much? Fortunalely I quickly came up with an amount that I thought would be reasonably sufficient to seal the deal without any further negotiations. I offered her 500. She accepted with a smile and we began round 2 like it was meant to happen. I really liked that girl.

So if you ever find yourself in another similar situation like this,remember, money can make things happen. Your other alternative is to go back downstairs after your 1st session and take another girl for a 2nd session. There will be a slight discount on the 2nd session, but it will definitely be cheaper to just offer your 1st girl a nice tip to keep it going. It's up to you.

P.S. In addition to La Belle you might want to check out Emmanuelle. I plan on hitting both places in the immediate term. I will post a new reports afterward.

[QUOTE=Grapeman;2222261]Hey guys,

Used to go to BKK a bunch but haven't been for many years now, wondering if anyone has suggestions for MPs with girls with DD+ tops, real or fake. Always been a difficult thing to find in the city especially when you never really know the lineup at each place and pictures just don't work out usually. Used to do mainly SW, Cherry, Addict, Annie's etc, since PSE is often the best IMO, but open for other styles, and been a few other random spots on one-offs and such, and its always a crap shoot on when I'm wanting to go and what girls are working at that time. But maybe this is better not at an MP and just go to Nana and browse around take a girl for ST? Suggestions welcome. Guess Pattaya could be an option as well? But I suspect its the same types of girls most of the time as the gogos in BKK, so often don't see the point of making the trek.[/QUOTE]If you are willing to do enhanced girls, I don't see any problem. Just do a survey of many nearby shops in the normal areas and see what they have. You don't say much else about what you look for, so that limits how helpful guys can be. I take one girl with enhanced double DS (but still soft. Hard to find the silicone), however she is in Shark bar. I am normally limited in selection of big tits because mostly don't like hard tits, and don't like fatties. However not lacked seeing some big tits around. I don't pay close attention unless I want the girl.

[QUOTE=Allover;2222172] I forget the name prior to La Belle but I liked it then too.[/QUOTE]La Belle is the former Mona Lisa.

[QUOTE=BigBossMan;2222501]La Belle is the former Mona Lisa.[/QUOTE]Thanks Big Boss Man. I was going crazy trying to remember the old name.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;2222387]If you are willing to do enhanced girls, I don't see any problem. Just do a survey of many nearby shops in the normal areas and see what they have. You don't say much else about what you look for, so that limits how helpful guys can be. I take one girl with enhanced double DS (but still soft. Hard to find the silicone), however she is in Shark bar. I am normally limited in selection of big tits because mostly don't like hard tits, and don't like fatties. However not lacked seeing some big tits around. I don't pay close attention unless I want the girl.[/QUOTE]Thanks man, yeah should have gave a bit more info, but I think you more confirm my earlier thoughts that just browsing around and seeing what's on the table may be the best option in this case, and no area or bars to particularly size up and go after. And "not paying close attention unless I want the girl" I bet is how I missed so many in the past too. Sure she's good, but there's tons of girls and plenty of times I'm just browsing or whatever or drinking that I glance past them in the bars.

Maybe a follow up then. Whats the ST hotel situation and prices for the hotels in Nana (or Soi Cowboy) these days? I don't mind paying for it, just like to know what I'm getting myself into at the end of the day after BF and not taking a girl to my actual hotel if I don't want to or staying with other people.

[QUOTE=Allover;2222172]La Belle used to be a favorite of mine. I forget the name prior to La Belle but I liked it then too. My best soapy experience ever was at La Belle but I haven't been there in years. B4400 is a high price for me especially since I add a tip. I am curious about the selection. Were there a lot of pretty girls to choose from? Since Lord closed I haven't read any reports of a place with an excelelnt selection.[/QUOTE]Yeh I liked LaBelle much less than the former Mona Lisa, which was a bit run down, but prices were good, unless you hit a Cheer man that was trying to do the tourist ripoff bit. Speaking Thai, I did not have that problem. I had some fun girls at Mona Lisa. Some girls were on "contract" though and had limited freedom (slightly like Nataree but not as extreme), however two of them came to my Hotel one time, and was great fun.

I recall getting BBed by Mona Lisa girl on the body slide mat. LOL The Body slide was another reason I liked Mona Lisa.

Naturally a major aspect was that in former times, soapy girls did not have nose jobs and silicone tits in general. La Belle is a big time surgeries MP. Many girls appear to be trying to have a look that is not really Thai for me. Papasan Oscar would always recommend to me girls that did not attract me at all due to surgeries, mostly. What he liked, I did not like. LOL.

Had one favourite Jip with big tits at LaBelle for a few years, ex Infinity JC and Versailles, but her service level declined over time also, becoming more restrictive. Eventually she got a bad nose job (despite being very pretty beforehand), her price went up a lot, and I never booked her again.

La Belle got some of its girls from Utopia, and that contributed to decline of Utopia, however my favourite Utopia girl did not move to La Belle. I gave her away after she put on weight, became more dick scared, and less wild once she got a Thai boyfriend.

All my favourite soapy girls either disappeared or declined in service levels. Maybe there was something wrong with me, getting more difficult to cum over the years, but last night suffered no such problem with my regular (BB). Was just too horny.

I think Soapy service levels seemed much better 20 years ago, and the girls seemed to all like Farangs back then. Am I imagining it? Did they only perform for younger guys (obviously I was a lot younger then).