Friday at Artemis. Elena and Mindy!
Better find a second and third job after this trip...
Arrived at Artemis around 2pm because a friend of mine had the plane in the late afternoon and wanted to visit before leaving.
Played my second german gamble. I've been looking this girl for the previous 2 days because I found here really attractive but was kind of prepared to get some disappointment, and I was titally wrong.
Elena, german. Dark hair, 168, super nice body, very nice ass. Piercing on nipples and tongue.
Can't remember teh age but very young, probably 22/23.
Sweet but very hot.
She said she only works until 7/8pm.
In some way similar to Liz (from a previous report).
Total positive feedback.
Then there was a Natasha reloaded (i confirm everithing from previous report), a Reni reloaded and a girl whose name I don't remember, the kind I would have never chosen (with all the competition around). I don't know what was the move, I was lying on a sofa on my own taking a rest. She sat on me, started kissing and 2 minutes later we where in the kino, 5 minutes later in a room.
Nothing particular in the girl, she said she was there since 2006. It was a nice session. I'm sorry but I don't remember the name or other details.
Positive but nothing particular.
After the 4 girls, on the third day, I was kind of saying to myself I could just relax.
That's what I did but around 2am I took a closer look at Mindy while she was walking up the stairs and decided to talk to her.
Very young, 21. She looks young and wears a pinkish lipstick that makes her look even younger. Not fat but she looks a bit like a doll, if you know what I mean.
Very cute, hungarian, she is there since 2 months I think.
In the beginning she looked a bit cold but after 5 minutes she turned real sweet, and we had a very nice time together.
This is another girl I give a positive feedback.
About the people around.
Friday night was quite crowded. Many russians or similar, acting in some cases like assholes (smoking where not allowded, making noise, had an eye contact with a couple that was rapidly going towards a provoking game).
In a couple of moments I had quite the feeling that the number of girls around was a bit low for the quantity of men.
Still I saw some girls working like crazy and some other walking around all day with very little to do.
Anyway, a very nice trip this was.
Regarding the iphone apps:
one is called: Berlin city tube
Another one is: Berlin U-Bahn
Then there's a Berlin smart maps (this one spots you via gps on a map of berlin included in the app, so no connection required)
Ciao!
A first time visit to the Artimes. Wed 1st and Thur 2nd September.
Wednesday
This report is a direct follow on from my report of my first P4P experience at Kamilla Dee, which I've posted in the Berlin thread. Basically, I had such a good time at KD I went straight to the Artemis.
I won't go into the details of how to get to the club as Angus Magee and others have already covered this is great detail; train to Westkruz, out onto the main road, turn left, cross the train tracks and you're there.
After losing my P4P cherry I was really in the mood for some more sex. I was in two minds about going straight to the Artemes but if things didn't work out all I'd lost was the entry fee. I walked from the station to the club. At the reception desk I was asked was it my first visit, I replied that it was and was given a brief description of the prices and the money lockers arrangement. This was my first visit but I'd read about it so often I felt like I knew the setup off by heart. I got my robe, left my money and watch in the safe and got changed. I took a deep breath and went out into the main area. Despite what I'd read about the way the club works nothing could really have prepared me for what I saw. It was underwear night so the girls were all wearing swimsuits, bra/panties sets or tiny dresses. It was a scene straight from everyman's fantasy. Women of all shapes, sizes and colours walking about making eye contact with every guy in the place. I grabbed a drink and did a tour of the club, downstairs to the health area then back to the main bar. After knocking back a few girls I decided it was time to make a choice.
After a brief chat with Kacey/Jacey (not 100% on her name) to make sure what I wanted to do was OK – kissing, eating her pussy and sucking on her tits before sex, we headed upstairs. She was wearing a tiny dress with buckles on the front that her beautiful tits were threatening to burst out of, once we hit the room the dress hit the floor. This was a fairly straight encounter; BBBJ/HJ, I went down on her for a while before getting rubbered up. We fucked in the standard positions and finished doggie. This was my third orgasm of the day so it took some serious pounding to finish but the sight of her perfect body in the mirrored walls got me over the edge. We had a few minutes left but I put my robe on and headed down to the locked area and paid. 60 euro very well spent and a great start to my Artemis experience.
I needed a good rest so I grabbed some more drinks and just basked in the atmosphere and watched the beautiful women glide by. I grabbed a quick sauna, took on some more water and looked for my next girl.
Again, I'm not 100% on the name but I think this girl was called Pia or maybe Petra. She's German, long blonde hair and has an absolutely perfect set of real tits. I asked the same question again but was told she didn't kiss – I thought about just saying thank you and moving on but I had to have a go on those tits. So we headed upstairs. I'm glad I didn't let the lack of kissing make me walk away from this session as I had a great time. I could easily have spent the entire session just playing and sucking on her boobs – they were amazing. Much like my first girl I bagged it and after hitting all the standard positions I finished in missionary. Another 60 euro very well spent.
I was wiped out and decided to call it a night. I had a quick shower and got back onto the excellent public transport system and home to my hotel where I slept like a baby. What a great day.
Thursday
After having such a great time on Wednesday I decided to treat myself to another day at the Artemis. I hit the club at about 13. 30. The difference to the previous night was vast. There were only a few guys there and maybe 30 girls (all naked now) the music was much slower and more to my taste. As an aside I'm not sure what type of music I expected to hear in a brothel but I certainly wasn't expecting to hear The Smiths!
I knew the lay of the land as this was my second visit. I grabbed a drink and sat down to enjoy the sight of dozens of stunning women walking about naked.
After a couple of refusals I got talking with Liz – loads of piercings, not sure of nationality. We headed upstairs and I had a lot of fun. An awesome BBBJ that I had to keep interrupting to keep from finishing early and after a handful of positions a mind blowing orgasm in doggie. We had a little chat afterwards then headed back to the money locker for payment. Great girl.
I took it easy for a while before looking for my next session. One girl kept catching my eye as she circulated – long black hair with a straight fringe, a few tattoos and absolutely massive, natural (to my untrained eye) tits. I stopped her and we had a chat, she told me her name was Shelby from the Czech Republic and we grabbed a room.
Shelby would turn out to be the highlight of my P4P experiences in Berlin. She took off the fishnet boobtube she was wearing and I'm sure my eyes bulged out like a cartoon character when her tits bounced free. They were truly amazing. After playing with them for an age, bouncing my cock off them and sliding it between them she started on the blow job. This easily ranks as the best blow job I've ever had, the pace and pressure applied was perfect and she maintained eye contact through out. Incredible. I asked for a condom and she did something I've seen in films but never experienced in real life: she took the rubber out of it's packed and put it in her mouth, then put it onto my cock using her mouth. I loved it. The sex was incredible and sight of Shelby looking over her shoulder urging me to fuck her harder in doggie style is a sight that will stay with me for a long, long time. After finishing I had to go back to those tits for a few minutes before heading back to the money locker. I tipped her 10 on top of the 60 because this was one of the best sexual experiences of my life. Wow.
My final girl was Jenna. She doesn't have the prettiest face and wears too much make up but I was captivated by her MASSIVE fake tits and I had to have a turn on them. This was a fine session, her tits were a lot of fun and she was very vocal but I was getting tired and I think I was slightly spoiled by my time with Shelby. Worth the 60 euro for sure but I wish I'd taken a little bit more time to recover.
That brought an end to my time at the club. I told the (very cute) girl at reception that I wanted to return later that night, she took my name and wrote down my locked number for me but in the end I didn't go back. I just didn't have time.
I had an amazing time in my 2 days at the club. It really is an amazing facility and the women are an absolute delight. I preferred the Thursday afternoon I spent there; the music was more to my tastes, there were fewer guys and the atmosphere seemed more relaxed. Once I relaxed I was able to soon get into the swing of things. I will definitely be back but I'll have to start saving again as money is a bit tight these days.
Let me finish up by saying thank you to everyone who takes the time to write reports (especially Angus Magee) as they inspired me to take this leap into the P4P World. My eyes have been opened and I'll certainly be back.
11 and 12 September visit
An early flight saw me arrive at Artemis at 11. 30 am. As I paid I noticed that there was another Englishman in reception. Unusual in my experience. I hear quite alot of English spoken at Artemis but normally because this is a lingua franca of the different nationalities. This was the first chap from Blighty that I had actually seen in the place.
It was a quiet start, the ladies sharking around looking for new blood. I got chatting to the the new guy, who was friendly. I briefed him on dos and donts and the "must dos" and the "avoids".
I had arrived with a determination to be targetted in my approach, using reviews to pick the right ladies. I was also in a brunette kind of mood.
So my first punt as a blonde who jumped me in the downstairs kino! Melissa, I think. OK in a slightly horsey sort of way. It was dark in the kino and she does have a nice bod. Quick blow job in the kino and off to a room to finish off. Good fun, nothing inspiring. Back to the plan.
I hung about in one my usual spots, the top of the stairs at the entrance to the bar. I spot the girls that are arriving and look at those that are coming down from the rooms. I try and read the body language, was a good time had by all?
On my last visit I had spotted a lovely Czech brunette, hair tied in a pony tail that ran down to the small of her back. Cute with big brown eyes. Mia, I think was her name. I didn't try her then but decided now was the time. Up to a room, nice KWT and DATY, a number of positions were accomodated. Afterwards we had a nice chat about her experience in London. She tends to work the place with a focus, friendly but she doesn't engage in chit chat if she knows you are not going to indulge.
It was time for dinner. Todays offering was excellent. Pork in a sauce, mash potatoes and cauliflower.
The place was still quiet into the early evening, one of the girls noted that they were "waiting for the italian planes to arrive". I asked if this was good or bad. "Both" she said with a bit of a grimace. Sure enough, the Italians did arrive and the place got noisier and busier.
I had spotted a beautiful brunette with big brown eyes and long wavy hair. A Greek as it turned out, can't remember her name, but her service was good, although no KWT.
I chatted the to the other English guy. He was experiencing a familiar dilemma. He had a plane to catch, wanted to see one last girl but had a number of options and couldn't make up his mind and the time was passing by. Been there, done that.
I finished with Ruby. A very busty, pretty Hungarian, wearing a black basque that enhanced her figure. In the room Ruby lectured me about not coming in mouth if I didn't was to pay "come in mouth, you pay, OK?! ". I asked her why she was worried? "Italians! " she said. Sorry Italian chums, but you are getting a bad rep with the Artemis girls. My time with Ruby was good, she is a lovely girl, although a little to assertive for my tastes.
It was 10pm, I was tired as so changed and walked to the IBIS Mitte for a good nights sleep.
Sundays I particularly like at Artemis. You get an older client group who are mostly local and seem to know many of the ladies. The ladies seem more chilled out and willing to chat. I had breakfast and sat in the kino until Shiva walked in. A small Czech lady with an impressive bust. She has long dark hair and I guess what some would call a Gypsy look. Last time she had accused me of "only liking blondes". I decided to prove her wrong. A wild time was had, Shiva is happy with most things and I thoroughly enjoyed myself.
Then an hour or so in the downstairs bar, reading with a cup of coffee. I saw something fly past my face and I made a grab. For once I caught the insect and in my hand was a squashed mosquito. I have complained of insect bites before but this was the first time I have had evidence. I think that they come in through the open side door. They must breed by the railway line as they do in London. I now have 6 bites on my legs. Be warned.
I had spotted a very pretty oriental girl, young and petite. She seemed quite shy as she wouldn't make eye contact. Today I approached her directly. I asked her name, "Moona" she replied sullenly, still not making eye contact. I asked how she was, "Fine" she replied sullenly, still not making eye contact. I gave up at that point. I am afraid that Moona isn't shy but she is rude. I would be interested to hear if anybody has had experience of her. Her attitude in the bar did not bode well for a good performance in a room
A quick swim and time for some fun. Having read the reviews of Natasha and spotted her yesterday I was happy to see that the lady had arrived by mid afternoon. Like Kimino I enjoyed an hour of her geisha-like attention. Fantastic, I honestly thought that I could offer no more and afterwards sat in the upstairs bar feeling somewhat stunned. After half an hour I spotted Shelby on the other side of the bar. Huge breasts restrained in a net top, cute face, long brown hair with ginger high-lights. I felt a stirring, walked over and away we went. Shelby is a marvel, young and gorgeous but with a full on service. I was very happy as she revived my flagging body and coaxed one last effort from me. Shelby is to be recommended.
At 6 I left for my flight home. I had told Shelby that I had been at Artemis all weekend, she laughed and said that I must like it alot. I replied that I did. She then said, "For men with money it is Paradise". How true.
