Lima

Hey BigMic,

Can you or someone please post the address and how to get there of R & V? And I think there are 3 of them??? Thanks, guys.

[QUOTE=Doc Bill]Hey BigMic,

Can you or someone please post the address and how to get there of R & V? And I think there are 3 of them??? Thanks, guys.[/QUOTE]

See my post here: [url]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=891490&postcount=1544[/url]

and their webpage here: [url]http://www.geocities.com/relax_y_vida/[/url]

Sede Principal

Dirección

Carlos Villarán 121 - Santa Catalina
(Frente al Banco Interbank Via Expresa)
(Costado de Quimica Suiza)
Estacionamiento Vigilado
Horario de Atención

Lunes a Domingo
10:00 am - 10:00 pm

Telefono

265-5370

Email

[email]relax_y_vida@hotmail.com[/email]

Thanks a lot, SL!

There´s going to be a party at Relaj y Vida no. 1, this Saturday afternoon, starting around 4 or 5. I was told to invite all my friends. I realize that I might be shooting myself in the foot by doing this but wtf, I gotta give back. If anyone wants to hook up and go with me let me know. For the address and phone no. of R & V see below.

I never thought I could have a sexual experience that was better than actual sex (penetration, Clintonian) until I went to Relaj y Vida. Their service is incredible and the chicas ALL really great in attitude, 6-9 in looks (I´m pretty conservative in my ratings).

I think that most of the time, at least for me, attitude wins over looks (of course this has its parameters). I chose first a girl who was a strong 9, real cutie, and very young. But she was either bored, stuck-up, or just timid/shy - I couldn´t tell. I even asked her why she doesn´t smile, to which she smiled back at me. So anyway I picked her.

As she was gone getting ready another girl was just chatting me up and was just real cheerful, pleasant, smart, and playful. I´d give her a 7, minimum a strong 6. Her name is Sandra. Remember that and you´ll thank me.

So I´ve never done this and I wasn´t sure if it was ok, but I said I changed my mind and wanted to session with Sandra. Sandra asked the manager about it, and the lady of the house came over and said that anything to my pleasure, no problem. So I took Sandra. The other girl, by the way, didn´t seem to mind at all.

We started with actual massage, soft and sensual like I like it, me lying face down. After awhile she started playing around, lying and rubbing all over me, kissing (yes, on the lips, approaching but not quite achieving dfk). I was hard as a rock by the time she flipped me over. At this place you generally only get a handjob, although I´ve heard that others have gotten away with more. Anyway, she started giving me a handjob, reverse cowgirl position. It was wonderful.

Then I figured it was kind of over, maybe we´d go into the sauna for a few minutes and that´s that. Well we got in that sauna and felt like a king in no time. She washed me, bathed me, caressed me, etc. Then we just laid together in the jacuzzi, for what must have been over a half hour, maybe more.

Then the knock came at the door, and as I was ready to get up Sandra started rubbing her clit on my leg, then put my finger there. She was soaking wet (and it wasn´t bathwater). Then We did some mutual masturbation, and then she went at me, stroking for a long long time and doing some things I shouldn´t mention here. I just couldn´t quite finish, so finally I told her (truthfully) that I was very happy and it was ok to stop.

It was an incredible session and much better than a lot of "real" sexual encounters I´ve had. Trust me, I wouldn´t have believed me either! The total cost, rounded up in U.S. dollars, came to about $70, and I was with her definitely for over an hour and a half.

I thought on the cabride back how great it was, how much I felt like a king, how stress-relieved and relaxed and just plain wonderful I felt, and wouldn´t it be great to do this every day. Then I realized that after awhile it wouldn´t feel so great. After awhile. Kind of like marriage.

Since this is still about Lima I´m putting this report here. If it belongs in the "General" section, Jackson, please move it there as you see fit.

Today I went to a dentist for a toothache, who sent me to an endodontist (root canal specialist). Turns out, to make a very long story very short, that the toothache was due to an infection caused by food getting lodged into my gums between two crowns. Problem fixed, total damage $50 U.S. Now being in the medical field I can tell you without any doubt that this would have cost me at least $500 in the US, and probably more because most dentists would have told me I need a new tooth or at the very least replaced the crown ($800). Sorry to all you ethical dentists out there, but most are not so in the US, or I should say at least in California.

Then I treated myself to a full on botox treatment, with an exfoliating facial and massage (legit) for about a fourth of what it would have cost me in the U.S.

Now begins the sexual part of my day. Many options. Life is good.

[QUOTE=Doc Bill]I never thought I could have a sexual experience that was better than actual sex (penetration, Clintonian) until I went to Relaj y Vida. Their service is incredible and the chicas ALL really great in attitude, 6-9 in looks (I´m pretty conservative in my ratings).

I think that most of the time, at least for me, attitude wins over looks (of course this has its parameters). I chose first a girl who was a strong 9, real cutie, and very young. But she was either bored, stuck-up, or just timid/shy - I couldn´t tell. I even asked her why she doesn´t smile, to which she smiled back at me. So anyway I picked her.

As she was gone getting ready another girl was just chatting me up and was just real cheerful, pleasant, smart, and playful. I´d give her a 7, minimum a strong 6. Her name is Sandra. Remember that and you´ll thank me.

So I´ve never done this and I wasn´t sure if it was ok, but I said I changed my mind and wanted to session with Sandra. Sandra asked the manager about it, and the lady of the house came over and said that anything to my pleasure, no problem. So I took Sandra. The other girl, by the way, didn´t seem to mind at all.

We started with actual massage, soft and sensual like I like it, me lying face down. After awhile she started playing around, lying and rubbing all over me, kissing (yes, on the lips, approaching but not quite achieving dfk). I was hard as a rock by the time she flipped me over. At this place you generally only get a handjob, although I´ve heard that others have gotten away with more. Anyway, she started giving me a handjob, reverse cowgirl position. It was wonderful.

Then I figured it was kind of over, maybe we´d go into the sauna for a few minutes and that´s that. Well we got in that sauna and felt like a king in no time. She washed me, bathed me, caressed me, etc. Then we just laid together in the jacuzzi, for what must have been over a half hour, maybe more.

Then the knock came at the door, and as I was ready to get up Sandra started rubbing her clit on my leg, then put my finger there. She was soaking wet (and it wasn´t bathwater). Then We did some mutual masturbation, and then she went at me, stroking for a long long time and doing some things I shouldn´t mention here. I just couldn´t quite finish, so finally I told her (truthfully) that I was very happy and it was ok to stop.

It was an incredible session and much better than a lot of "real" sexual encounters I´ve had. Trust me, I wouldn´t have believed me either! The total cost, rounded up in U.S. dollars, came to about $70, and I was with her definitely for over an hour and a half.

I thought on the cabride back how great it was, how much I felt like a king, how stress-relieved and relaxed and just plain wonderful I felt, and wouldn´t it be great to do this every day. Then I realized that after awhile it wouldn´t feel so great. After awhile. Kind of like marriage.[/QUOTE]

Congratulations!!! It's hard to believe that your descritions is typical service for "Relax y Vida", but that is their standard service!!! I've had the same service and others too - see the other reports. These girls are trained well and continue to give great service. They really strive to give gfe to every guy. Congratuations and I sure wish it was easier to get to Lima!! HA!
CB

Or for Lima to get to US!

[b][color=blue] California cost of living is very high and not all California dentist fit the mold of being uneithical, but some do.

Having said that the practice of dental care in Lima is not the same as in California. This would reflect in the cost and long term care.

Select your dentist with care to avoid long term complications.

[b][color=red][QUOTE=Doc Bill][b][color=red]Today I went to a dentist for a toothache, who sent me to an endodontist (root canal specialist). Turns out, to make a very long story very short, that the toothache was due to an infection caused by food getting lodged into my gums between two crowns. Problem fixed, total damage $50 U.S. Now being in the medical field I can tell you without any doubt that this would have cost me at least $500 in the US, and probably more because most dentists would have told me I need a new tooth or at the very least replaced the crown ($800). ;Sorry to all you ethical dentists out there, but most are not so in the US, or I should say at least in California.[/b][/color]

Then I treated myself to a full on botox treatment, with an exfoliating facial and massage (legit) for about a fourth of what it would have cost me in the U.S.

Now begins the sexual part of my day. Many options. Life is good.[/b][/color][/QUOTE][/b][/color]

I've only been to R&V once in June. Has anyone tried to get a 2 girl massage?

[QUOTE=Sushilover808]I've only been to R&V once in June. Has anyone tried to get a 2 girl massage?[/QUOTE]


Three times, three off the hook sessions. Sort of some odd discusions about handjobs only- I have sessioned perhaps 40 times are RyV and always had BJs, usually uncovered, and ranging from good to off the hook!

Yes, they will gladly do doubles at R y V. But I wonder how easy it is to get two that are into each other too. Psychman? I´m surprised to hear about the extras but we probably shouldn´t talk about them here. We could get some people in trouble, or at least ruin things for the rest of us. Enough said.

I feel like a kid again - No, ok, maybe in my 30´s again. I had sex twice today with two different women. I know that to a lot of you guys out there older than me that´s a piece of cake, but due to age and medication it´s been a long time for me. My record was five different chicas in one day, about 5 years ago in Costa Rica. I´m in my early 50´s now.

I started a small discussion on the "Girlfriend for a Week" section in the Colombia section, and got some useful feedback. I also spoke to a good friend of mine yesterday who advised me to to to Tequila Rock and how to negotiate and etc., etc., and that just isn´t my piece of cake anymore. I´ve just differentiated girlfriend from wh···. One is one and the other is the other, and I´m doing both, but I´m just not into combining them anymore.

I can´t and have no desire to sleep with and wake up with ANYBODY in the morning unless I am totally in love with her, and the last time that happened was over a decade ago. I pay hookers to leave, not to have sex and certainly not to stay with me. I´m not into much conversation and frankly I´m sick and tired of the same old questions over and over again (not their fault, I´m just tired of it).

The first girl I saw today has kind of become a friend, but it´s strictly a p4p relationship, and she´s an exception for me. Tonight I picked up a sweetie named Greys at Pizza Street and it was straight up no bullshit do it and leave for 80 soles. That´s how I like to do sex here, or in any mongering venue. I also like to date and have girlfriends, but that´s just a totally different and separate thing for me.

On another note, it pays to be firm with hookers and although I still slip occasionally I´ve learned. This girl Greys (who wants herself known so pm me if you want her no.) wanted 100. I said 80, and as she shook her head no I started to walk away. "Wait," she said, 80 is fine. On the way to the apartment she brought up the money again and I stopped and said that we already decided that and if she doesn´t let it go I´m gonna let her go right here and now. That shut her up. Until she wanted to be paid first. Uh-uh. My policy is to put the money on the table, so she can see, as she has the right to, that I really have it, and she can take it if she fulfills her end of the bargain. She doesn´t have to be good, and I may be disappointed, but if she delivers what was promised, even poorly, she gets paid. Anyway, she wasn´t going for that so I started to get dressed and say let´s go and she looked at me shocked and agreed to my policy.

You have to have a take it or leave it attitude, even if you don´t mean it. Fortunately, at my age and hormone level, I really mean it.

[QUOTE=Doc Bill]I feel like a kid again - No, ok, maybe in my 30´s again. I had sex twice today with two different women. I know that to a lot of you guys out there older than me that´s a piece of cake, but due to age and medication it´s been a long time for me. My record was five different chicas in one day, about 5 years ago in Costa Rica. I´m in my early 50´s now.

I started a small discussion on the "Girlfriend for a Week" section in the Colombia section, and got some useful feedback. I also spoke to a good friend of mine yesterday who advised me to to to Tequila Rock and how to negotiate and etc., etc., and that just isn´t my piece of cake anymore. I´ve just differentiated girlfriend from wh···. One is one and the other is the other, and I´m doing both, but I´m just not into combining them anymore.

I can´t and have no desire to sleep with and wake up with ANYBODY in the morning unless I am totally in love with her, and the last time that happened was over a decade ago. I pay hookers to leave, not to have sex and certainly not to stay with me. I´m not into much conversation and frankly I´m sick and tired of the same old questions over and over again (not their fault, I´m just tired of it).

The first girl I saw today has kind of become a friend, but it´s strictly a p4p relationship, and she´s an exception for me. Tonight I picked up a sweetie named Greys at Pizza Street and it was straight up no bullshit do it and leave for 80 soles. That´s how I like to do sex here, or in any mongering venue. I also like to date and have girlfriends, but that´s just a totally different and separate thing for me.

On another note, it pays to be firm with hookers and although I still slip occasionally I´ve learned. This girl Greys (who wants herself known so pm me if you want her no.) wanted 100. I said 80, and as she shook her head no I started to walk away. "Wait," she said, 80 is fine. On the way to the apartment she brought up the money again and I stopped and said that we already decided that and if she doesn´t let it go I´m gonna let her go right here and now. That shut her up. Until she wanted to be paid first. Uh-uh. My policy is to put the money on the table, so she can see, as she has the right to, that I really have it, and she can take it if she fulfills her end of the bargain. She doesn´t have to be good, and I may be disappointed, but if she delivers what was promised, even poorly, she gets paid. Anyway, she wasn´t going for that so I started to get dressed and say let´s go and she looked at me shocked and agreed to my policy.

You have to have a take it or leave it attitude, even if you don´t mean it. Fortunately, at my age and hormone level, I really mean it.[/QUOTE]
Forget Pizza street. That is the worst mongering spot in Lima. I think I know your tastes and since you want no BS, then just go to Las Cucardes. It is not for everyone but since you liked Bananas in Santa Marta then you will like the type of girl that is for sale in that place. I also like to see if a couple of the girls there are friends so I find you can get some good three somes there if you do not mind the small rooms they have there.
Your Spanish is good so don't forget the non pros,they will love your blond hair.

LOL! Thanks Vic!

Today I met with a beautiful Charapita (from the jungle) referred to me by a popular member of this forum who may not want to be mentioned, so I´ll leave that up to him.

First, let me be clear that I had a great time and she´s a great girl. I just didn´t like the pricing policy. It´s not just her, but these girls expect you to be on the clock while YOU are buying THEM lunch, or dinner or whatever. I took her to lunch and then we went back to the apt. and had sex for about 45 minutes. But her idea was charging me 300 soles for the three hours that she was with me. I guess this is common practice but it´s really not cool with me.

I didn´t feel like haggling over the price so I paid it, and like I said other than that she was real nice, fun to be with, and great in bed. In fact, in the top 3 for sure bbbjcim I´ve ever had. So in a way it was worth it, I guess. I did have a lot of fun and I thank the member who referred her to me, very much!