Natur & Zen at 84 Rue de Wattignies : AVOID
[QUOTE=Doctor Popper; 1437659]Hi AL,
There is an upscale nude masage at 84 Rue de Wattignies called Natur&Zen. This is another experience altogether because it is erotic only, very expensive and very luxurious, with bathtubs and candlelight and pretty young things who caress you with feathers but you can't even touch their ankles.
Dr. P.[/QUOTE]This mp Natur&Zen at 84 Rue de Wattignies is a complete joke / cheat. In all my years of puntering this one deserves the title "most lousy mp ever".
I went in, there were two girls. Not bad looking but had a lot of make-up. One of them showed me the menu card. OMG. Prices were astronomical, starting at 150EUR for half an hour to hundreds for one hour.
At such prices these massages must be very special, was my thought. So I tried half an hour. The girl brought me to a room in the basement. It was dark inside, a matress on the ground, a kind of jacuzzi, some candles. Still it looked old and dingy and it was as hot as a sauna. She asked me to shower and disappeared. I took off my clothes, searching for a place to hang them (there was none so I put them on a chair). The shower did not work properly, only drops of water came out, so had to do with that. After 10 minutes I went out and dried myself, waited for the girl to come back. Waited, waited, waited. In the meantime I got sweaty again due to the high temperature in the room. It must have been at least 15 minutes before she came back.
She asked me to lie down on my stomach, stripped naked, put a litre of oil on my back and started rubbing, slowly. My back, legs, calves. Wow, very sexciting (Not). Then I felt she gave body-to-body; again I felt nothing. After I turned she continued; her knees were around my head and she bent forward towards to stomach. Got a clear view of her pussy just a couple of centimetres from my head; there was some thread hanging out her ass. Every touch from my side was a big no. Besides that, there was not even the slightest touch of my dick, forget about HJ or BJ.
After half an hour she asked me how I felt. I said that I don't know. Tried the shower again and left.
This place is a joke and also a cheat. You pay and you get nothing, nothing even close to what you expect.
Natur and Zen at 84 Rue de Wattignies : Avoid. Part 2
I forgot to mention one important thing about this lousy joint.
In the massage room there is a camera! Yes, a camera!
So when you take a shower, lie down with you cock in the open air, everything is on the cam.
The girl told me that it is only for the "protection of her".
Chinese hooker in Rue Saint-Denis
Everybody knows that Rue Saint-Denis in Paris is a spot for Chinese streetwalkers. Usually fat and ugly.
Wednesday after a couple of beer there around I took Rue Saint-Denis just near the Porte of Saint-Denis (metro station Strasbourg Saint-Denis). My attention was caught by a Chinese streetwalker in their mid-30 years old. White miniskirt and green undershirt. Nice looking and arousing: compared with the average of the streetwalkers there I dare say almost a 7. 5.
At first, her price was a real rip-off: 80, whereas I usually negotiated for 50+30 for a room in the near. I couldn't compromise down 60, for a total damage of 90.
Overall a good session, without GFE of course, with FK (not deep of course) , BJ, fuck. Nice doggystyle to conclude the ride.
On the whole, a (bit more expensive) alternative to the hookers of Boulevard de la Villette, talking about empties the balls.
and yes, avoid sexodrome too!
[quote=eastgoing; 1435888]had a stop in paris, did some sightseeing and had a walk around pigalle. darkness was coming, my walk happened around 9, 30-10pm. i entered sexodrome, hoping to be hooked up by someone, girl or pimp, nothing. then out of 3 different clubs i was asked to have a look inside. with one of this we discussed about sex, he said i could have for 50 euros (on top of the rest) , but when i said i wanted to stay longer than 5-10 mins, he didn't answer anything like "obviously"or "no, you can stay 20-30", he said it was a matter of money! think if i mentioned bbbj, i should have signed a cheque! i walked twice from both sides the length of that little strip (150-200 meters?) , my pace was slower than an invalid person (sorry for the joke, it came to my mind because there's an area and / or a metro station called like that, because of a cemetery, where famous people are buried) , i could be spotted as a tourist with "curiosity" from miles away, but nothing happened. i tried to give a look and took a few steps in a couple of side streets, again nothing.
paris and the whole france would better adopt scandinavian laws about prostitution, mongers would feel better when unfortunately happening to be there and trying to go for it.[/quote]and you got lucky to not be hooked by girls or pimps in sexodrome. i heard some stories of true rip off there: something like 100 euros for a massage all-inclusive, suddendly became peep-show in the room, with a girl dancing and the poor "monger" compelled to jerk off. for 100 euros.
and yes, you're right, that's the situation in france: they take advantadge of the ambiguity of french law about prostitution, because basically providing sexual services in places and structures like sexodrome or other clubs is forbidden. so they can easily haggle the prices in order to rip off the wretched mongers, asking also more than 500 for "sex" in these places.
as for me, i went once in sexodrome, and luckily no one approached me. definitely: avoid sexodrome, avoid strip-clubs, generally speaking avoid pigalle if you're looking for good p4p in paris!