Ethiopia massage update Part 1 - Hawassa
For those interested in venturing out of Addis, Hawassa is worth the time. A clean, well designed city, with a lake surrounded by some nice resorts good for hiding away. Not many tourist traps.
Massage parlors are just as abundant per capita as in Addis, especially around the higher end neighborhoods by the lake. The base pricing is also the same (200 birr / about $8. 50 for the massage). Extras can be negotiated down better than Addis, but not by much (200/300 for HJ / FS was typical). Many of the ladies are immigrants from Addis and they try to extract Addis prices from mongers.
On the downside, selection of ladies was a notch (or two) below Addis. Also, no place I visited had ladies sitting together to choose from. A (usually prettier) scantily dressed receptionist walks you to the room. Once you get naked, the real masseuse (almost always uglier than the receptionist) walks in. For this reason, you better stay in the room with clothes on till the real lady shows up so you can ask for another one, or easily bail if you don't like what you see. Or better ask to see the real masseuse before hand. I learnt this the hard way on my first attempt. I am laying butt naked, and the ugliest lady I ever met in a massage parlor walks in; big tummy, no ass, busted face. My dick went limp before it ever got hard. She, however, gave one of the best massages I ever had.
On the upside, every place I went gave the full h massage (45/50 min), and all were pretty good. No rushed service anywhere, and the receptionist always asked if I was satisfied. Maybe why the ladies tried real hard.
There's plenty of bars as well, but the ladies are just as hardcore as the Addis ladies, not my type at all. Good massage and extras for about $20 makes the EMPs hard to beat in my books.
Visiting Addis Ababa the first time
I'm visiting the first time, please can anyone recommend a hotel in a busy place where you can meet people.
Massage update part II. Addis
Massage in Addis has been covered here plenty, but I had some experiences worth highlighting during my extended stay. The going rates are currently 200/400 for massage / FS (about $25 total damage) in half decent places.
Episode 1: Went to Mack massage behind Aclana Lodge, about 6 ladies at reception. I chose the one who looked the hottest, she was also the youngest looking (about 20 or so). Nice playful personality, good English, and gave a very comprehensive massage that was a perfect blend of sensual and therapeutic. She seemed very uninhibited, wore a skimpy top and underwear only, and sat on my back as she touched me liberally in the right places, the way it was meant to be. For massage experience, I put her near the top of the pile. Massage lasted the full h (about 50 min). The FS part became an unexpected nightmare. First, her 'negotiating skill' was annoyingly scripted, she was obviously new to this stuff and was following her training to the letter. Then came the rules, rules, rules: bra stays on, no touching, only mish, etc. (Amsterdam RLD anyone)? On the plus side, it wasn't a total loss; she was one of the tightest I ever had, she also loosened up considerably and got wet, and even 'participated' quite some. She volunteered at the end that she 'really liked' it, but did not 'love' it, whatever that means. Ironically, I would probably repeat, if just for the near excellent massage.
Episode 2: Went to Take massage at night (same area a Mack), choice of ladies was slightly underwhelming, but I was approached by a young lady (early 20's) with a very feminine body (round booty, slightly oversize boobs), and attractive face (the kind that doesn't look like a gold digger, pretty but not out of your league pretty). The sweetest personality known to mankind, perfect English, knows the right stuff to say to a man. I honestly felt like taking her home to mama. Massage was very good and unrushed (at least 45 min), she had strong hands and was all therapeutic, remained fully clothed, and appeared to even intentionally avoid touching the right places. So I was surprised when she asked if I wanted extras at the end. I was equally surprised when she did not mention donation, just got on with it. She was more open and participatory than any Ethiopian lady I have known (but remember the bar is pretty low in Ethiopia). At the end she cleaned me up and told me to take a nap if I wanted. She came back and gave me piece of paper with her name and # - I was in love!
Then came the nightmare: I usually carry the exact change I am willing to part with when visiting these places, so I had 600. After I got dressed, I asked her if the usual 600 was ok, and she literally threw a fit. A 180 switch in personality, she claimed that was way too little. I didn't ask how much was not 'too little', because I didn't have it. I didn't feel like reminding her this was the going rate, and that she was not my first, I just wanted out before Buffy walked through the door. Looking back, it was a terrible rookie mistake on my part not to insist on setting the price beforehand. The sweet personality lulled me like a sucker.
Episode 3: Went back to Mack massage at night, I was approached by a young lady who was not the best looking by a long shot, but had those eyes that suggested something wild. I quickly realized what a terrible mistake this was. A ridiculous, rushed, disinterested, random body slap. Done in exactly 8 min, a record by any standards. I tried to complain, but she spoke almost no English, and just sat there smiling awkwardly. But she obviously knew how to ask about extras. My instinct was to cut my losses, but then I thought 200 for 8 min of nonsense was too much of a ripoff, so I opted for FS in the hope of somewhat compensating.
Things took a surprisingly positive turn. I quickly realized she really really likes the FS, and the massage is a mere inconvenience to her. She got into it 100%, moaning, scratching, pulsating and all, doing her part to the full. Even when I was done, she wouldn't let go, and kept nudging and prodding till I got a second hard on, not easy for me. The most passionate experience in Ethiopia thus far.
Stay surprised, my friends!
Addis Pension cheap Hotel?
I loved so much ALMAZ Pension 2 years ago in Olympia, but I was told its closed now? I was always fully booked? 350 Birr. Perfect place.
Via booking_com there are quite a few Pensions offered in Bole from 17€ on! Any recommendation?
I also stayed in "Bole Guest House" about 200 m before Atlas Hotel, same large road leading to Edna Mall. (Attention I think there are other Hotels with the same name! Its located in a large 9 (storey building, bad service, but easy to bring girls along. It was 550 birr 2 years ago. I could imagine things have changed for this place too?
I need a place for September.
John.