Dangerous LBs on N. H**h Road
Very recently I had a dangerous encounter which I want to share so that others avoid it.
On a Saturday, being alone, went on a prowl in usual areas. On the way from K. H**h road to G***** fly over and on to M***** Road (towards beach) there are lady constables at regular intervals. Did see some potential low class (with due respect) ladies, but did not stop.
Just to check the scene, went in to B***** pub in Hotel S*****. At 8. 30 PM, the place is full but no single girls. Only one table has a guy with ravish looking three girls in modern dress. They are taking hard liquor and going in to side place for a smoke. Couldn't do any thing, except envying him. I was wondering what is the rationale for these ladies, posh looking, seemingly from well-to-do background, drinking and smoking with one guy with rest of the pub ogling at them. Any how thought that they have same right as I (we) have to enjoy life.
Came out after some time and started checking reverse direction entering in to N. H**h road. Scene is same as in forward dirtection, but as I was crossing Hotel T** C., I saw about 4 girls in modern dress (skirts, half jeans, tight shirts) dotting the road at regular intervals. None of them are in sarees or Punjabi dress. I had a fleeing doubt whether they are LBs, but their built is small so I thought let me try. They are all obviously looking to be picked up. But clearly a class apart from regular older aunties that can be found some times. I was tempted partly by one of the earlier reports by Monster Appetite, where he mentioned picking up a good 'tight jeans' butterfly on the same road.
Approached one good looking lady and carefully checked for Adams Apple, but no trace of it, so took a step forward, as she seems to have a good rack. Asked her straight and she replied 1500 in my car. I asked her what will I get for 1500 and she replied full service. I enquired her how that (FS) will be possible in a car. She explained that if I make the passenger seat flat, she will lie down and I can do missionary on her. I have no intention of taking that much risk in my car, so enquired whether I can take her to my place, as she was looking co-operative and speaking good English. She said I can come to her place and it will be 2500. Thought better of it and told her that we use my car only.
Went to my car and while opening the door, my key got dropped and I have to retrieve it a bit far underneath my car. Thought I am not overly superstitious, a distant alarm bell, first one, started ringing in my mind! In to the car, she directed me to nearby side streets where there is a bit of darkness and less traffic. Its a sort of dead end and we have to take a U-turn on the same road to come out, so no fast drive away, in case of any trouble (second alarm raised.) She took my 1500 first. I asked her to do BJ and I will not do FS. Then she started demanding another 1000 saying that 1500 is only for FS and BJ needs 2500 (third alarm!) After a bit of arguing, determined to make use of the first 1500 (a mistake) agreed and paid 1000!
I touched her neck to feel for Adams Apple (AA), as I still had my doubts. She asked me what I was doing. I told her that I am looking for AA. She does not know what it is and kept asking me to explain. With a better thought I kept silent. It was (neck) flat. She then removed condoms from her lady bag. It is free supply Nirodh (fourth alarm). I gave her my brand of condoms. I started feeling her and realised that she has layers of very tight clothing (fifth alarm). I asked her to lift her tight T-shirt so that I can feel her breasts. Then she started demanding more money to expose her breasts (sixth alarm). She asked me to lie flat (in driver seat) and insisted on fully rolling down the pant till feet (seventh alarm). I opened my fly, moving the seat back. She still was trying to convince me that it will be better, if pant is removed or rolled down fully! By this time with all the multiple alarms I thought better of it to call of the deed and asked her to leave. She was still trying to convince me to have a good time with her, but I did not heed.
Started the car and returned towards N. H**h road, stopping a few meters away. Once she realised that I am serious, she started asking some money to leave, which I did not agree. The humble requests from her slowly transitioned in to subtle but clear threats like, she noted my car number, she will call her team, etc., Still, I did not buckle. She started looking around in my car. I quickly realised and retrieved my company identity card and some other papers from the central storage box so that she will not grab it. She moved to next stage of raising the voice clapping loudly, to attract passing people. From the way she is clapping that was a final give away that she is a LB. It was typical of how they do (clapping.) I decided that I am now in a very critical situation, gave 500 and asked her to leave. Thankfully 'he' left.
Total damage was Rs 3000. Though I thought I was quite aware of dealing and getting rid of LBs (I frequent Thailand), finding no Adams Apple, soft voice and medium frame of body coupled with good make-up made me take the plunge, a bit foolishly.
In the end I have no regrets, as it could have been far worse. I thought the least I do to make good of the experience is to share with all, so that others do not fall for it. Sorry for a long report.
