Jakarta

[QUOTE=MarquisdeSade1;2880588]"I found all types there. Interestingly even some very slim girls had decent sized natural tits. But also found some skinny flat chested ones. And many with womanly curves. Didn't see porky ones like in the Phils. Also every girl there was below 25. And no fake boobs and few tats. I was highly impressed. ".

"Also every girl there was below 25" SERIOUSLY.

Probably every venue I visited the MAJORITY was over 25.

Kings Cross CJs BATs KI Travel Classic Malio and some smaller brothels et al.

So you were either very drunk or very blind.

Yes most of these venues are very very dark.



Also every girl there was below 25? But seriously? Now me thinks you are deliberately into fibbing.[/QUOTE]Ok Dude. If that makes you happier in your miserable existence to just sit there and criticize my accurate and detailed report of my personal experience, go ahead. If you have actual experience you could post your own TR. But its much easier to take pot shots at other people who actually contribute useful and meaningful reports isn't it? Especially when you probably don't even have a passport. Go to the Pattaya forum and link up with other trolls there you will at least have some company of other losers. LOL.

It seems some are finding mommie's basement a bit underwelming over Christmas, so here they are to spread the misery. Once they can venture outside again (or get bored from lack of responses, hint hint people) they'll move on.

Unfortunately that still leaves us wishing for September next year to roll around sooner rather than later. I doubt we'll get a minute by minute report on the most planned three days ever in the history of visting Jakarta though.

Maybe AI can be set up to automatically provide the most appropriate response to the standard "girl friendly hotel / places to find girls / contact numbers / hold my hand and show me" requests: RTFF.

That's enough, need to save my typing quota for the responses to the real genuine girls I've met in Indo in response to 'send 200 k (it's always 200 k) for nude videos / photos' or 'sakit mother / father / child / baby / mami send money' or even 'when you back. I miss you bebe' so my time there is maximised. Which won't be detailed here in a blow by blow report.

[QUOTE=HunchBack74;2879620]I lived and worked in Jakarta 20 odd years ago. Back then the go to places were CJ's and be. A. T. S to pick up freelancers at around IDR350 K per pop ST, IDR500 k LT and the occasional 9/10's asking for around IDR700 K. Blok M was also very much alive, and there were places like Tiga Puluh (had a few good nights) and also Blowfish, Dragonfly etc.

So this trip was very much a walk down memory lane. Staying in the Harmoni area. Some decent hotels (Yello, Harris, Grand Mercure (around there. Walking distance to Malio and close to Classic, Travel etc.
........
.[/QUOTE]I like your report as it is equivalent to my experience from the past and expectations nowadays.

Contrary to other monger destinations, the prices did not change as much. Except the demands of 2 Mio and more of the more mature and "frequently-fucked" ladies at BAT's and Cj's. In the panti pijat you can apparently still find the younger, less professional generation to treat you well as bule.

What is totally gone are the brothel-areas for a 70.000 Rps ST. But well. I still will give it a try again in near future on memory lane.

[QUOTE=KrackJack;2880380]Was down with covid and in between RTFF done. Thanks expat for your kind words of encouragement. I have a few Q's, please be nice and reply.

1. Need to be vary of ladyboys? Lots of them in SEA.

2. mongers are complaining of the horrendous traffic, any which way to get past this, like grab bike rides.

3. Any BJ bars like in thailand.

4. top 3 punting houses and any for INTERNATIONAL talent.

5. language barrier with ladies.

6. usual scams if any.

Hitting Bali after this.[/QUOTE]Hello good sir. OS shall now help you with your enquiries. Please excuse the delay in replying. OS has been busy attending other matters.

1.

Ladyboys. Yes definitely around. Your safest bet is to have the request for no ladyboys saved on your phone in the local dialect " Gue ngilir banci". Show this to any in your circle of assistance, hotel concierges, mamasans, etc etc.

2.

Jakarta traffic can be horrendous. You are correct. OS would recommend the by Grab which is the predominant motorcycle taxi service. They have a new service called Grab Feel. With only young female riders and as the name suggests with relatively modest charge, your hands are free to wander during the ride. This will ensure you arrive at your destination all barred up and ready for action.

3.

Blowjob bars. Sadly, not anymore. In days gone by you could be fellated whilst enjoying your beer at Dee's Place bar in Blok M. Why OS remebers dumping a load of cum with his big thing into some maiden sitting on a bar stool in the corner there. Then finishing his beer, getting up and leaving. While she squatted over the waste paper basket scooping out all his splooge.

4.

Top three punting houses. Classic, Malioboro and Travel For INTERNATIONAL. Go to 1001.

5.

Language barriers with the ladies. Well you're in Indonesia. The girls may speak Javanese, Sundanese, Bahasa Indonesia and if lucky. English. What were you hoping for?

6.

Scams. You may be subsceptible here. The 100 scam is doing the rounds just now. An Indonesian will approach you and ask if they can hold your wallet. After you give it to them they will then ask you to close your eyes and count to 100. The really funny bit is when you open your eyes. There's so many of them and they all look the same. You can't work out which one you gave your wallet to. It's a deceptively simple scam and a number of posters here have fallen for it, some more than once.

Lastly, beware of the Sharia police, they have a habit of knowing what seedy old farts like you are up to. A lashing at their hands is never enjoyable.

We are all really excited you are coming to Jakarta and ditto all those Balinese waiting for you to hit them.

[QUOTE=OffshoreSwell;2880866]Lastly, beware of the Sharia police, they have a habit of knowing what seedy old farts like you are up to. A lashing at their hands is never enjoyable.[/QUOTE]This was one of the first issues I brought up on this forum, and was lambasted for it. So, now that you mention it, I'll ask again: How much of a danger are the 'Sharia police' to western mongers? Details appreciated.

So first impressions: some of the feedback here is great but perhaps a little out of date. SIM Card at airport costs like 350 k, the bluebird taxis ask for 450 k, the app ones charge 265 k. Had some dinner at the Gajah Mada food court, not great. Went to Classic around 10 pm, it's true what they say about how pushy the mamasan are, very annoying. I wanted to get a feel of the place, and they literally won't take no for an answer. Perhaps my expectations were too high but the talent, whilst not terrible, wasn't great. I wasn't even in the mood but just to run the course, I settled for a young lady who was easy on the eye. Not bad service but it's not something you would necessarily want to travel thousands of miles for. Jkk isn't mindblowing. Anyway, I hope to meet a Tinder date and go to some other places mentioned in the forum so hopefully things will get better.

[QUOTE=JoeBrooklyn;2880948]This was one of the first issues I brought up on this forum, and was lambasted for it. So, now that you mention it, I'll ask again: How much of a danger are the 'Sharia police' to western mongers? Details appreciated.[/QUOTE]Hmm, difficult to quantify the risk. Everythings good fun untill they catch you with your pants down. The women are the worst Fat sadists in jilbabs, but the force seems to attract the zealots. They're mean.

Before you come you should sew maybe five US $100 bills into your shirt and wear it everywhere, even if you smell. Don't take it off. If theres a knock on the door when you are with a girl. Put your shirt on first. Don't worry about your dangly old nuts hanging down. When they kick the door in you should be wearing that shirt.

Another trick which OS often does is to dress like them. You can go to Tanah Abang textile market and get yourself some religous robes. There's a whole floor of stalls. OS will dress up like them for a nights partying and instead of handcuffs, the Sharia police are high fiving you when the raid happens.

Another advantage of this kind of robe is it's very easy to relieve yourself without anybody noticing if the toilet isn't clean or simply not available. You can walk up to the bus stop and pretend to be reading the timetable and then just walk away nonchalantly, leaving behind a pile or a puddle depending on your movement.

It sounds scary but with a little subterfuge. The sharia police are quite easy to negotiate.

[QUOTE=ExpatAmerican;2880558]So instead of impinging on my credibility why don't you actually post a trip report?

EDIT: I went and looked at all your recent posts. You are just a troll. Probably jerking off in mommy basement.[/QUOTE]He was on the Colombian forum a few years back. He has never been anywhere or done anything. Everyone from the Colombian forum were saying the same thing: "troll", "mom's basement", etc, etc, and so on. ADMINs need to delete his access to this entire website!

[QUOTE=OffshoreSwell;2880866]Hello good sir. OS shall now help you with your enquiries. Please excuse the delay in replying. OS has been busy attending other matters.

1.

Ladyboys. Yes definitely around. Your safest bet is to have the request for no ladyboys saved on your phone in the local dialect " Gue ngilir banci". Show this to any in your circle of assistance, hotel concierges, mamasans, etc etc.

2.

Jakarta traffic can be horrendous. You are correct. OS would recommend the by Grab which is the predominant motorcycle taxi service. They have a new service called Grab Feel. With only young female riders and as the name suggests with relatively modest charge, your hands are free to wander during the ride. This will ensure you arrive at your destination all barred up and ready for action.

3.

Blowjob bars. Sadly, not anymore. In days gone by you could be fellated whilst enjoying your beer at Dee's Place bar in Blok M. Why OS remebers dumping a load of cum with his big thing into some maiden sitting on a bar stool in the corner there. Then finishing his beer, getting up and leaving. While she squatted over the waste paper basket scooping out all his splooge.

4.

Top three punting houses. Classic, Malioboro and Travel For INTERNATIONAL. Go to 1001.

5.

Language barriers with the ladies. Well you're in Indonesia. The girls may speak Javanese, Sundanese, Bahasa Indonesia and if lucky. English. What were you hoping for?

6.

Scams. You may be subsceptible here. The 100 scam is doing the rounds just now. An Indonesian will approach you and ask if they can hold your wallet. After you give it to them they will then ask you to close your eyes and count to 100. The really funny bit is when you open your eyes. There's so many of them and they all look the same. You can't work out which one you gave your wallet to. It's a deceptively simple scam and a number of posters here have fallen for it, some more than once.

Lastly, beware of the Sharia police, they have a habit of knowing what seedy old farts like you are up to. A lashing at their hands is never enjoyable.

We are all really excited you are coming to Jakarta and ditto all those Balinese waiting for you to hit them.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=OffshoreSwell;2881031]Hmm, difficult to quantify the risk. Everythings good fun untill they catch you with your pants down. The women are the worst Fat sadists in jilbabs, but the force seems to attract the zealots. They're mean.

Before you come you should sew maybe five US $100 bills into your shirt and wear it everywhere, even if you smell. Don't take it off. If theres a knock on the door when you are with a girl. Put your shirt on first. Don't worry about your dangly old nuts hanging down. When they kick the door in you should be wearing that shirt.

Another trick which OS often does is to dress like them. You can go to Tanah Abang textile market and get yourself some religous robes. There's a whole floor of stalls. OS will dress up like them for a nights partying and instead of handcuffs, the Sharia police are high fiving you when the raid happens.

Another advantage of this kind of robe is it's very easy to relieve yourself without anybody noticing if the toilet isn't clean or simply not available. You can walk up to the bus stop and pretend to be reading the timetable and then just walk away nonchalantly, leaving behind a pile or a puddle depending on your movement.

It sounds scary but with a little subterfuge. The sharia police are quite easy to negotiate.[/QUOTE]Damn good advice OS. I wish somebody had told me that before the first time I set foot in Tanamur. Can somebody please put links to these in the "Reports of Distinction" thread, to preserve them for posterity?

Thanks OS for the well defined reply. I like the grab feel option, will opt for it when in town to get started early.

And I had the same 3 choices as yours, can you share 1001 for intl chicks, was it called 1001 colosseum or 1001 pool. Wasn't it shut, if still open great will visit for sure. Where is it, for translation will have my translator handy. And finally thanks for the alert on police and scams. Will watchout for them.

My hotel has an in-house spa, can anyone tell me what is the going rate if I ask a lady to see me in my room.

Can anyone recommend nice FS spas near Manga Bessar area, I stay close by.

And finally which levels of classic & travel are doable and which ones to pass. Which bars to hit in malio and kota indah complex. I know Starmoon is pretty good.

Thanks a ton, guys.

[QUOTE=OffshoreSwell;2880866]Hello good sir. OS shall now help you with your enquiries. Please excuse the delay in replying. OS has been busy attending other matters.

1.

Ladyboys. Yes definitely around. Your safest bet is to have the request for no ladyboys saved on your phone in the local dialect " Gue ngilir banci". Show this to any in your circle of assistance, hotel concierges, mamasans, etc etc.

2.

Jakarta traffic can be horrendous. You are correct. OS would recommend the by Grab which is the predominant motorcycle taxi service. They have a new service called Grab Feel. With only young female riders and as the name suggests with relatively modest charge, your hands are free to wander during the ride. This will ensure you arrive at your destination all barred up and ready for action.

3.

Blowjob bars. Sadly, not anymore. In days gone by you could be fellated whilst enjoying your beer at Dee's Place bar in Blok M. Why OS remebers dumping a load of cum with his big thing into some maiden sitting on a bar stool in the corner there. Then finishing his beer, getting up and leaving. While she squatted over the waste paper basket scooping out all his splooge.

4.

Top three punting houses. Classic, Malioboro and Travel For INTERNATIONAL. Go to 1001.

5.

Language barriers with the ladies. Well you're in Indonesia. The girls may speak Javanese, Sundanese, Bahasa Indonesia and if lucky. English. What were you hoping for?

6.

Scams. You may be subsceptible here. The 100 scam is doing the rounds just now. An Indonesian will approach you and ask if they can hold your wallet. After you give it to them they will then ask you to close your eyes and count to 100. The really funny bit is when you open your eyes. There's so many of them and they all look the same. You can't work out which one you gave your wallet to. It's a deceptively simple scam and a number of posters here have fallen for it, some more than once.

Lastly, beware of the Sharia police, they have a habit of knowing what seedy old farts like you are up to. A lashing at their hands is never enjoyable.

We are all really excited you are coming to Jakarta and ditto all those Balinese waiting for you to hit them.[/QUOTE]

This posts helps everyone, IMHO. I am in Jakarta soon. Thanks OS again. I had all these Q's and many more.

[QUOTE=OffshoreSwell;2880866]Hello good sir. OS shall now help you with your enquiries. Please excuse the delay in replying. OS has been busy attending other matters.

1.

Ladyboys. Yes definitely around. Your safest bet is to have the request for no ladyboys saved on your phone in the local dialect " Gue ngilir banci". Show this to any in your circle of assistance, hotel concierges, mamasans, etc etc.

2.

Jakarta traffic can be horrendous. You are correct. OS would recommend the by Grab which is the predominant motorcycle taxi service. They have a new service called Grab Feel. With only young female riders and as the name suggests with relatively modest charge, your hands are free to wander during the ride. This will ensure you arrive at your destination all barred up and ready for action.

3.

Blowjob bars. Sadly, not anymore. In days gone by you could be fellated whilst enjoying your beer at Dee's Place bar in Blok M. Why OS remebers dumping a load of cum with his big thing into some maiden sitting on a bar stool in the corner there. Then finishing his beer, getting up and leaving. While she squatted over the waste paper basket scooping out all his splooge.

4.

Top three punting houses. Classic, Malioboro and Travel For INTERNATIONAL. Go to 1001.

5.

Language barriers with the ladies. Well you're in Indonesia. The girls may speak Javanese, Sundanese, Bahasa Indonesia and if lucky. English. What were you hoping for?

6.

Scams. You may be subsceptible here. The 100 scam is doing the rounds just now. An Indonesian will approach you and ask if they can hold your wallet. After you give it to them they will then ask you to close your eyes and count to 100. The really funny bit is when you open your eyes. There's so many of them and they all look the same. You can't work out which one you gave your wallet to. It's a deceptively simple scam and a number of posters here have fallen for it, some more than once.

Lastly, beware of the Sharia police, they have a habit of knowing what seedy old farts like you are up to. A lashing at their hands is never enjoyable.

We are all really excited you are coming to Jakarta and ditto all those Balinese waiting for you to hit them.[/QUOTE]

Dude, you're hilarious! Brilliant post. Unfortunately, your irony / sarcasm is lost on some.

Grab Feel. LOL.

[QUOTE=OffshoreSwell;2881031]Hmm, difficult to quantify the risk. Everythings good fun untill they catch you with your pants down. The women are the worst Fat sadists in jilbabs, but the force seems to attract the zealots. They're mean.

Before you come you should sew maybe five US $100 bills into your shirt and wear it everywhere, even if you smell. Don't take it off. If theres a knock on the door when you are with a girl. Put your shirt on first. Don't worry about your dangly old nuts hanging down. When they kick the door in you should be wearing that shirt.

Another trick which OS often does is to dress like them. You can go to Tanah Abang textile market and get yourself some religous robes. There's a whole floor of stalls. OS will dress up like them for a nights partying and instead of handcuffs, the Sharia police are high fiving you when the raid happens.

Another advantage of this kind of robe is it's very easy to relieve yourself without anybody noticing if the toilet isn't clean or simply not available. You can walk up to the bus stop and pretend to be reading the timetable and then just walk away nonchalantly, leaving behind a pile or a puddle depending on your movement.

It sounds scary but with a little subterfuge. The sharia police are quite easy to negotiate.[/QUOTE]

So I thought it wouldn't get worse. Day two I had a tinder date, in fact 2, lined up. Cancelled the one with hot chick. Proceeded with the older lady on the premise she could potentially be a longer term / more serious thing. She chooses one of the most expensive places in town, takes me an hour getting there. She's older than she looks (and as she later intimites is a lot older than she said). She greets me with real affection and I thought we were about to make out. We approach the table, and there's a guy sitting there, she says it's her son. I think "wtf? No wait I mean, "WTF?" Am I in a Friends episode?

So I keep it cool and we proceed to the meal, it's difficult to make conversation as my head is still reeling, and her English is very poor. She signals her real interest in making it a real relationship before we've even had the drinks. I'm thinking of how to bail out. It's clear they want dinner. I resign myself to the evening. She wants later to know what we do after the dinner. I make my excuses on the basis that I'm not feeling great, which tbh I am really not. The bill comes to 1 Million. She signals she would appreciate money for her taxi. I give another 100 k. Whatever. It'll just have to come out of the starving children's charity budget. I take my Grab taxi but at the last stretch decide to rescue the evening by diverting to Classic.

On the ground floor I hadn't noticed there was another disco. I ask the receptionist if it's the same entry as the 2nd floor. He says it is. I go in, there are fair looking but completely indifferent looking girls and pretty empty. I decide to bail to the 2nd floor. It's clear I have to pay twice. That annoys me and despite paying I petulantly throw the exit pass on the receptionist desk. He gets angry in return and we argue. I ultimately control my anger and the other receptionist tells him to let it go. I feel later a little annoyed with myself. Yes, he screwed me, but what's the point of making a fuss for a couple of bucks? The darling earlier stiffed me for 30 x the amount.

Decide to choose an Indo girl from the overbearing mamasan. She is a little better than the one yesterday. However, my request for a mandi kucing (a term introduced by a helpful gent here) she finds hilarious but refuses to provide. Later she asks for a tip. I give her 100 k. Should I have? Who knows. The security on the way out asks for a tip for no valid reason. My pocket lighter and my heart and mind heavier I decide to call it a night. Let's see what the next few days bring.

Maybe there are secret hidden forums here where WE are being made fun of. Maybe some here on this forum are simply high functioning autistic. I am un-sure but the last 2 or 3 pages of posts here make me question my sanity and intelligence. Maybe it's me being sober and having post nut clarity after a binge of unmentionables.

Are there some members dense enough to not realize they are the super glue Butt of a joke? Masterfully played gentlemen. I am in awe of the responses to some posts here.

Your trip sounds awful. I'd just stick to pay as you go forget tinder, and other apps most of the time they don't show and make excuses and cancel if they are serious make them come to you. Lots of time lost in traffic trying to meet them to forget that. Just try out as many places as you can. Forget arranging dates waste of time and Energy. How do you access this forum from Jakarta? I couldn't gain access.

[QUOTE=HotDog666;2881202]So I thought it wouldn't get worse. Day two I had a tinder date, in fact 2, lined up. Cancelled the one with hot chick. Proceeded with the older lady on the premise she could potentially be a longer term / more serious thing. She chooses one of the most expensive places in town, takes me an hour getting there. She's older than she looks (and as she later intimites is a lot older than she said). She greets me with real affection and I thought we were about to make out. We approach the table, and there's a guy sitting there, she says it's her son. I think "wtf? No wait I mean, "WTF?" Am I in a Friends episode?

So I keep it cool and we proceed to the meal, it's difficult to make conversation as my head is still reeling, and her English is very poor. She signals her real interest in making it a real relationship before we've even had the drinks. I'm thinking of how to bail out. It's clear they want dinner. I resign myself to the evening. She wants later to know what we do after the dinner. I make my excuses on the basis that I'm not feeling great, which tbh I am really not. The bill comes to 1 Million. She signals she would appreciate money for her taxi. I give another 100 k. Whatever. It'll just have to come out of the starving children's charity budget. I take my Grab taxi but at the last stretch decide to rescue the evening by diverting to Classic..[/QUOTE]