Dubai Reports

Hi,

I checked out Panorama this afternoon. It is quite packed with a very favourable f / m ratio. However, the quality of girls is very poor and they are mostly those who would go home empty handed when the pretties come out to play in the night. These girls have established themselves in a specific niche market. Many of the better looking girls were waiting for their regulars to show up.

The crowd is Stani and Vietnamese.

I got Vietnamese, she was taller and fuller than others I have seen. She had her own place, which was a not very good. I am going to stick to always going to a hotel from now on. Little more expensive but more comfortable.

The service was outstanding, GFE etc. Damage was 600 for her and 100 for the room.

A great way to spend a lazy afternoon and get prepared for the evening.

[QUOTE=SanjayHra;1716850]Well cons let out a well kept secret so far. The immigration guys have the best info and connections. You have to skip them a 100 with you passport and wink. They will direct you appropriately. Just don't smile whatever you do. 100 + wink is the code.[/QUOTE]You folks also know that in preparation for the 2020, the police will have access to this database also. But it is only for tourists. The code remains exactly as SHRA has described. You can flag down any police car and they will direct you.

Hum.

Am I the only one to see the irony?

Because what I can not see is your contribution.

[QUOTE=Dimsoron;1716944]If you don't have anything to say, stop bullshitting then.[/QUOTE]

Welcome to the land of disappointment.

Careful in Ramadan. It may sound obvious. But you never know.

[QUOTE=SanjayHra;1716859]Report from a couple of weeks ago. Sorry didn't post earlier.

Was in Dubai to meet my regular en route from SQ. Rented an apartment near dubai mall for ease of access and no ID deposit. Didn't have much time apart in the day. I took one day off on the 22nd to savour some variety. Was in the mood for petite for a change so headed to York. Fish market, aggressive Africans made me feel almost racist for wanting a Chinese girl. Got turned down by a couple of them hearing about the apartment. One finally agreed. Was good looking, late 20's, name was Fang, 5'2, spinner with A cups and a small firm ass. Lovely long hair. She agreed to everything except anal. I should have caught onto the overeager sales pitch at the club itself. She was horribly inexperienced, bad kisser, poor BBBJ, starfish during sex. I find cowgirl quite turning-on but this one just jumped up and down with no expression on her face. I was losing my erection, just flipped her into doggy and finished off. Wasn't in the mood for a repeat since she was quite pathetic, sent her off with a discount to LT rates and cab fare back to York.

Bad experience. Quite pointless.

Back mid-July in Ramadan. Thankfully the lack of options will ensure I don't fell the stupid urge to experiment and desire variety.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dimsoron;1716666]Hello,

Which bars or clubs do you recommend to meet expat high end working girls?

Thanks[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Cons68;1716798]As opposed to local working girls? Maybe I am not getting your question but I would say that vast majority of WGs, and essentially everyone you will meet, are "expats".[/QUOTE]Pray don't be too harsh on Mr Soron. Evidently he has challenges.

A couple of days ago I decided to pay a visit to an MR gem that had been on my to-do list for a while. She's German and has a nice clean incall in TECOM. Pictures were accurate. Friendly on the phone. Welcomed me in a see-through lace robe. I was delightfully pleased when she took it off to reveal her banging body. BBBJ to CFS Cowgirl, Mish, then Doggy. Offered CIM for extra, which I politely declined.

Face: 8

Enhanced boobs: 8 (a bit of scaring visible, but very nice).

Body: 9 (petite, slim waist, nice butt, smooth skin, with a nice tan).

Booty: 8

Attitude: 9

BBBJ: 8

CFS: 8

Incall facilities: 9

Damage: 600 x 30 minutes.

WIR? Yes.

Said she has a french roommate (not that many in WR, so probably Mihaela). Now I want to try her too. Wonder if they play well together.

[QUOTE=SanjayHra;1716850]Well cons let out a well kept secret so far. The immigration guys have the best info and connections. You have to skip them a 100 with you passport and wink. They will direct you appropriately. Just don't smile whatever you do. 100 + wink is the code.[/QUOTE]And if you are lucky enough to get a woman immigration officer, wink with both eyes at the same time, this is the most top secret code to let her know that you are a dumba*#e.

Just to clarify, Ramadan is quite challenging. Yo will be better collecting phone nu, bears in advance.

[QUOTE=Cons68;1717137]Welcome to the land of disappointment.

Careful in Ramadan. It may sound obvious. But you never know.[/QUOTE]

There was a post from al fck street.

I cruised the same area today evening.

Once upon a time. Many WGs lived there.

Today more than two hours I walked searching the streets. But once I even chase a fem lookalike WG. I walk with her up to the building lift. But she does not care.

There might be residence to some WGs. But no any street pickup.

In the last 5 to 10 years. I think LE cleaned that area.

Within the time I spent there maximum I saw two "pigs".

[QUOTE=Dimsoron;1716944]If you don't have anything to say, stop bullshitting then.[/QUOTE]He is not BS Soron he is genuinely showing his ironic and humorous side.

Just like your FRs with are causing many of us to smile and chuckle out loud.

So don't think Cons is a BS merchant. I know him well and most things he says are tongue in cheek as opposed to todger in cheek which is what you may be enjoying LOL.

Hi all,

Planning to visit Jebel Ali Area. Any recos for FS? I would appreciate any pointers for WGs? Looking for budget options (don't have any stipend or oil wells).

Jokes aside this 2020 crap will not only be a hugely wasteful event (as all those are) but probably will provide an excuse to further sanitize this place. Oh well. I will be back tomorrow and I will call my old Kyrgyz friend as she is the only reliable provider I have left and I have no time for mistakes.

And no, no number sharing. She is retired, meeting some people like Sylvan and me but not taking new customers nor going to clubs. Not worth the risk (her words).

[QUOTE=WantMore;1717022]You folks also know that in preparation for the 2020, the police will have access to this database also. But it is only for tourists. The code remains exactly as SHRA has described. You can flag down any police car and they will direct you.[/QUOTE]

Called lola today, she asked for reference and I gave Joe's reference (the only name which I could think of and gave some random digits to confirm) she send me 2 pics, pretty steep for the price tag of 800 AED. I don't want to pay 400-500 to the max only if exceptional skills and service demonstrated. Anyways, due to my last minutes program change, I cancelled but she went bazooka and called me and blaming that I only need photos I never intended to come blah blah. This was one of the most arrogant mamasan I had seen. What would I do with those pics? Internet is filled with much better pics and other things. She blocked me on Whatsapp and she's not picking up my calls either. Fucking *****.

Regards.

TheNone.

Can we name this the most humorous post of the year?

OK now seriously, you need to understand how messed up things can be in this part of the world. The probably get hundreds of calls from one-hand dialers. One of our clients in Pakistan actually set up a service where the phone number you ave the merchant to recharge is not the same phone number you use for making and receiving calls, the two numbers are linked so the balance available on one can be used by the other. They did this to reduce the harassment of their female customers after the shopkeeper sold the collection of "cute female subscribers who must be asking for it because the **** have a mobile phone and comes to the shop alone without a male guardian".

Welcome to the wastelands of civilization!

[QUOTE=TheNone;1717660]Called lola today, she asked for reference and I gave Joe's reference (the only name which I could think of and gave some random digits to confirm) she send me 2 pics, pretty steep for the price tag of 800 AED. I don't want to pay 400-500 to the max only if exceptional skills and service demonstrated. Anyways, due to my last minutes program change, I cancelled but she went bazooka and called me and blaming that I only need photos I never intended to come blah blah. This was one of the most arrogant mamasan I had seen. What would I do with those pics? Internet is filled with much better pics and other things. She blocked me on Whatsapp and she's not picking up my calls either. Fucking *****.

Regards.

TheNone.[/QUOTE]

Cons,

For me, it's utter arrogance which she demonstrated. Which can be foremost reason for me to avoid her in future. If we are paying for service, we have right to choose time and place and seems customer service is alien word here. Been to a different place today. FR will be up shortly.

Regards.

TheNone.

[QUOTE=Cons68;1717773]Can we name this the most humorous post of the year?

OK now seriously, you need to understand how messed up things can be in this part of the world. The probably get hundreds of calls from one-hand dialers. One of our clients in Pakistan actually set up a service where the phone number you ave the merchant to recharge is not the same phone number you use for making and receiving calls, the two numbers are linked so the balance available on one can be used by the other. They did this to reduce the harassment of their female customers after the shopkeeper sold the collection of "cute female subscribers who must be asking for it because the **** have a mobile phone and comes to the shop alone without a male guardian".

Welcome to the wastelands of civilization![/QUOTE]